Who knew big, tough, quarterback-sacking linebackers liked pastels this much? Certainly not us. Dallas Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware's Dallas home is on the market for a little over $2 million. Normally, we're amazed by the cool features, awesome rooms and vast size of athletes' homes. With Ware's, we're just amazed by the amount of pastels on the inside. It's completely nauseating. Take a look for yourself. Check it!
We kicked off Bowl Week Babes Bonanza yesterday with an Arizona State dancer named Shelbie who just happens to be dating Jack Elway III. Today, thanks to our correspondent Asher at College Cheer Heaven, we meet South Carolina Gamecocks cheerleader Ellison. Are we a little early on the Capital One Bowl hot chick (Jan. 2)? Yes, but you can never get enough 'Cocks cheerleader poon in December so we just fire these chicks at you as fast as possible. JUMP!
Just threw it out there last night on Twitter. What name on the Sam Hurd snitch list is going to absolutely floor us? Readers chimed in with names such as: (the obvious) Tebow, Ditka, Lovie Smith, Dungy, Romo, Michael Irvin, etc. But then there was Jay Feely's name thrown into the mix. For those of you who don't know, Feely is conservative & takes his tweeting very seriously. He's mega-Republican and could be considered kooky to you liberals. JUMP!
Our favorite courtroom live tweeter, Newsday's Jim Baumbach, is at it again today via the preliminary hearing for Tim Curley and Gary Schultz in the Jerry Sandusky sex-capade case. First up, Mike McQueary to explain what he saw and heard in that shower back in 2002. Of course the government is hinging its case on McQueary's witness testimony and what was said to Joe Paterno about the shower incident. In Mike's own words - JUMP!
Asked this last night on Twitter: Why have the Jacksoville Jaguars have been on primetime at least 14 times this season. Still waiting on an answer. Hell, throw Philly on a few more times. Or the Giants. Or the Jets. Or the Steelers. What else is going on this morning? How about this bro pulling a knife on his college classmates over something a chick posted on Facebook. Jesus Christ, where you at Bowl Week? Dying over here. Let's get rolling!
This Sam Hurd drug bust fiasco is the story that just keeps giving. His name is easy to spell. He has that NFL job and incredibly serious charges on his head thanks to the DEA. By now you've heard that Sam was pretty much running a gigantic drug distribution network, according to the Feds. This sent black America into a frenzy. It's the thing of dreams. Black guy makes the League, seems to be livin' the life and then gets popped accepting kilos of coke. JUMP!
We're still efforting the intel from the little gangsta tweeter, @_ButtaMilk8_, who uploaded this shot of Brett Favre at some basketball game. Butta Milk typed about 45 minutes ago: Brett favre in our gym. Yes, the photo is all kinds of grainy but that's the typical Favre formation with the arms crossed and sporting a giant watch. This retirement thing doesn't seem to be going too well. Doesn't have a sports bro to hang with him at games. Kinda sad. Updates to follow.
It's now clear that Jesus Christ is on the side of Tim Tebow. No human has ever had so many miracle NFL victories with such little talent as Baby Jesus. You think Steve Young had miracle victories at 25 in the NFL? Pffft. He was getting killed as a Tampa QB. Eh, 5-11 in 1990 & nearly run out of Denver. That was after Super Bowl runs. Today we call on Jesus to coach Tebow throw this Sunday's game against Hoodie & the evil Pats. JUMP!
So ESPN decided tonight was a good night to throw football guru John Clayton onto a set for the 'NFL Insiders.' There we were drinking in a West Village bar when all of a sudden Clayton was being shown from the profile view. A pair of balls hanging from his chin and that skullet just rocking harder than a soccer mom at a Taylor Swift concert. Clayton was sporting what the kids call a 'skullet' these days. The bald look with the full neck hair. It's for the man who's in denial. Let's get rolling!
You say you like beer, Denver Broncos football and that dreamy, stud of a quarterback Tim Tebow? Well, then your dreams just came true! Probably... Bonfire Brewing, a Denver-area microbrewer is about to launch a Tebow-inspired beer called the Tebrew Sunday Sipper. It's really weak for the first three quarters, but has a stout finish every time! You knew wouldn't resist that one, don't you? Check it!
New Orleans Saints signal caller Drew Brees did the kid-friendly thing and appeared on Sesame Street. We're not kidding. Is it awesome? Pretty much. Brees appears with Elmo to teach us about measuring. Sure, you can measure stuff with a ruler, but did you know you could also measure stuff with a potato? We sure as hell didn't. See, we're still learning too. Thanks Drew! Check out the creepily awesome video right here. Check it!
....counting down the days until the 2012 ESPYs when Tim Tebow and Lindsey Vonn announce that their relationship is on and that they "were just friends for at least 8 months" before taking things to the next level with friendship bracelets and Lindsey getting Tim's letterman jacket. The more we look into Vonn's antics back in November, the more we think she's been up to something with this Tebow character. Does it matter? It does if Baby Jesus helped break up a marriage. JUMP!
Chad really likes to dance, which wouldn't be out of the ordinary if he wasn't the Miami (OH) Redhawks football team's equipment manager. Oh, and if he didn't dance on the field every day while the team is stretching for practice. We're pretty sure there's no music playing, either. Still, dude has some moves. Why he unleashes them when he does is the real question. We've got the video. Have at it!
Terry Bradshaw spends all his time in Hollywood, so he doesn't need this dump in Florida. Just kidding. It's not a dump, but he's practically giving it away at $1.4 million. The weird thing is Bradshaw never even bothered to live in it. If you're a golfer and have a lot of money, this just might be the place for you. It's located on a Jack Nicklaus-designed course. We've got all the details and the photos. Check it!
Danny Woodhead is 5' 7" short. Gheorghe Muresan is 7' 7" tall. The two bros met this week and put to rest what it would look like when Woodhead met Muresan. It looks about like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar meeting Olivia Munn earlier this year. One's tall, the other is short. Of course this becomes a freak show that flies around the Internet because you guys have the thoughts rolling around in your empty brain whether Woodhead could kick Muresan's ass. Full shot - JUMP!
Enough of the bullshit, Vonn. We're onto you. You file divorce papers against your hubby in November & by December you are in the Tebow family box eyeballing Baby Jesus, watching him take the Broncos to first place in the AFC West. Will you put your hand on the Bible that you haven't given Tim Tebow a boner over the last 30 days? Will you claim that Tim Tebow hasn't put his throwing hand down your Spyder vest? Is it Christian of you to leave a marriage for Tebow? JUMP!