What do I have in common with Case Keenum this morning? We've both brushed up against Erin Andrews and our wives haven't left us. That's right, Mrs. Busted was cool with the BC-EA meeting in Tallahassee this fall. Last night it was Keenum's turn and Kimberly was cool with her award-winning hubby lusting after Pageviews. How do we know? Case tweeted about it. JUMP!
It's that time of the year when Busted Coverage bucks the norm & hands out sports awards you guys actually care about. Which one of you fools sat through that garbage from ESPN last night. You really care Robert Griffin won the Davey O'Brien Award? Sh!t, that thing will be in a pawn shop within 2-3 years. Might fill the Escalade for a trip from Texas to training camp. Anyway, today we get our yearly BC Awards rolling with Best Cheerleader Rack Of 2011. JUMP!
Texas teacher Julie Ann Moore is quite the playa, according to the Texas Rangers who are investigating her for sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy. And where did this sex occur? Behind an apartment complex at halftime of a high school football game. That's right, during a week when we learn that a couple teachers were banging in a Ralph Wilson bathroom, this news breaks in Texas. WTF is up with sex and football. Women...always trying to distract our asses. JUMP!
In Florida, they learn them how to make it rain early on... actually, no, that's not the case. This particular kid is going to grow up to be a badass, though. You know why? He's in kindergarten and his class is singing a tribute to new Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan. He's wearing the one shirt that wouldn't get by the censors. It carries a simple message -- Make It Blaine On Them Hoes! Check it!
Deion Sanders and his Parisian scarf knot have been parading around Pittsburgh today (NFL Network 8:20 kick) and even stopped into this Waffle House before the sun came up this morning. Said Prime Time: "What time is it? Its Primetime and i am at the House! PITTSBURG [sic] im coming reluctantly because its freezing there." Of course Prime hasn't stopped bitching about the cold ever since. "Y'all pray for Prime! I'm about to go fight this Pittsburgh cold." (via @DeionSanders)
So ESPN is doing its thing this week with the Heisman Trophy contenders. It just happens that Erin Andrews yesterday ran into Trent Richardson at Disney World and had ice cream together. Spooning a double dip? Those of you freaking out over Trent missing class need to relax. Finals are next week. Like this week means anything to a top-5 NFL draft pick. Erin reports on Twitter: "Trent Richardson says he's starstruck!!," upon meeting a certain white girl. Let's get rolling!
Beverly Lynne Hubscher was just another Pennsylvania girl looking for a way out. Well, after a stint as a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader, she figured she'd found one. Off she went to Hollywood. Fast forward to a few years later and she's doing softcore porn. Now she's Beverly Lynne, the self-professed "Queen of Late Night." We're sure you've seen her work. Here's her story and, you got it -- some photos. Check it!
So this Tim Tebow Time centaur tattoo is floating around today and seems to be legit, even though we have a hard time believing someone would waste flesh on such a sh!tty design. Seriously, you can't even see Tim's face? What kind of garbage tat is that? And how many fingers are on that football? Seven? Now that our emotions are out of the way, this is exactly what we love about the Internet. Dude gets 15 minutes of fame, yet lives with this the rest of his life. (via @angelicaaaap)
Mike Singletary wants out of California bad. We don't blame him. His time as San Francisco 49ers coach was littered with stupidity, both on and off the field. The former Chicago Bear has been trying to unload his Saratoga home since July and the price has just dropped for the third time. Would someone please buy this place already!? If you don't mind the stench of failure, it's actually becoming a pretty good deal. Check it!
Her name is Jennifer Rotella. She's a teacher in Lockport, New York which is outside Buffalo. She was at Sunday's Bills game and happened to be arrested for having sex inside a Ralph Wilson bathroom with a teacher, Michael France, who happens to work in the same school district. France's wife told a local news outlet that her husband was arrested outside a bathroom. Um, honey, we hate to break it to you but your husband was boning Jen in that bathroom. JUMP!
Cleveland Browns fans are having a crappy season. Their team is 4-8 and all the promise they showed toward the end of last season has faded. Perhaps no Browns fan is having a worse season than Mike Dobriansky, though. Dobriansky went to Sunday's game to watch his team lose to Baltimore and... get stabbed in the bathroom. It wasn't a good day. Here's Mike telling his story and showing his 'wounds.' Check it!
We were in Tallanasty this fall for some tailgating before the Oklahoma game and we can promise that panties will be dropping if you roll into town in this 1984 charter bus currently for sale on eBay. Why this bus? Because the owner claims it's the 'official' team bus used by "FSU during their first and second nation championships in 04' and 00'." (Just go with it. The eBayer is on a roll. Trust us.) Couple stripper poles & you're in business! JUMP!
Brady Quinn had this to say about 25 minutes ago: "Weekly workout and adjustment with
@LorenLandow and Dr.Caldwell! Thanks for keeping me in line!" Bro, cut the bullshit. You get out of bed, figure out what 'cool' shirt to wear that day, jump in the Hummer, go to practice, slam a few pom smoothies and run the scout team. No defender touches you - ever. Then on Sundays you hold a clipboard for Baby Jesus. You make us sick. Sincerely, BC.
Now, before you guys start emailing us "That photo of Matt Leinart muff diving his buddies ear is like 4 years old," just know that it's new to us. And if Matt Leinart tonguing his buddies ear is new to us, it's new to the thousands of loyal BC readers. We have obligations and that includes giving you a photo that includes Leinart, Kirk Herbstreit and Harold Reynolds. Yes, probably one of the craziest drunken pic combos in BC history. JUMP!
It brings us great joy to announce to all of you, and the Cincinnati Bengals, that our new football allegiance is with the Green Bay Packers. Are we jumping on the 12-0 bandwagon? Well, you have to after plunking down $250 to buy a share of the team, right? It was somewhere around 9:15 a.m. EST when Busted Coverage became the proud owner of 1 share of the Packers. First order of business: get a cheesehead, right? (Want to buy a share? www.packersowner.com)
From everything we can gather, Creeper McGee was grinding last night on Jeopardy. Just look at that face. The Beard. The half 'stache. The Skullet. You know Creeper runs an after-hours sex den outside Boston. There is his sophistication(al) look, yet the animal inside. Destroying Dostoevsky by day, dropping panties afterdark. Someone get us Creeper's real name. We're his new biggest fans. In sports news, people are asking if the Broncos are the new 'America's Team.' Let's get rolling!