And the @AdarnSchefter account strikes again. It's all so damn confusing! Fake accounts! Tebow to Jags! Tebow to Jets! How a fake account with only 85 followers can troll so damn hard is amazing. Remember, all it takes are a few RT's and the run is on. You've been warned. Adarn is on the loose. How about this synergy between SportsCenter and its stud NFL reporter. Solid. In NBA news, how about the return of Linsanity. Knicks win again! Let's get rolling!
Our sources on the Bayou tell us that Rex Ryan is in Baton Rouge on the night when Tim Tebow chose his team as a prom date. What's Rex doing in Baton Rouge? Tomorrow is LSU's Pro Day. But what about hugging it out with Tebow tomorrow at Jets HQ? Yeah, probably not going to happen. As you can see, the locals were impressed with Rex sitting down for a meal. Tipsters say he might be drinking at Walk-ons. Get your ass moving - here's a map!
What did you guys expect from Gronk when it's like 90-degrees, there's beer to be pounded and young broads that need to be impressed? Again, he's 22. Forget the fact that he has two NFL seasons behind him. The Jizz Blaster is on Spring Break, dammit. So the beer bong photos are starting to roll in from South Padre. Maybe you remember Meat earlier this morning nearly passed out in a golf cart and eating pizza. The Gronk HAM Tour is going just fine.
The news of Tim Tebow being traded to the NY Jets isn't being digested very well by fans who know this guy is nothing more than a media circus and one of the worst throwing QBs in NFL history. The NY media is out of control. The fans are pissed. Twitter is revolting. F-bombs being dropped at the craziest pace in Twitter history for a single figure. Guys, we're talking about Baby Jesus walking into a powder keg. Let the f-bombs fly! JUMP!
TIM TEBOW TO JETS! TIM TEBOW TO JETS FOR 4TH ROUNDER! TIM TEBOW TO JETS! TIM TEBOW TO JETS! BABY JESUS TO THE MEADOWLANDS! TIM TEBOW TO NY MEDIA! TIM TEBOW TO NY/NJ! TIM TEBOW! TIMSANITY! TEBOW AND REX RYAN! TEBOW AND SANTONIO HOLMES! TEBOW AND MARK SANCHEZ! TEBOW RUNNING WILDCAT! TEBOW ON MADISON AVE!
Guess that relationship with Taylor Swift fell through for Baby Jesus. Industry sources are talking today about Tim Tebow chasing Glee's Dianna Agron, a 25-year-old actress most of us have never heard of before. The bad news here for Tebow? Dianna might have a boyfriend. Pfft, like that matters these days. We're talking about the new Jacksonville Jaguars QB here, Dianna. Say yes. JUMP!
Did you expect The Gronk to go easy during his second consecutive week of Spring Break? Meathead is going extra HAM on South Padre Island as we speak and BC just can't get enough of this bro. Imagine being 22, the best tight end in the NFL and bros just lining up to party with you. Imagine being allowed behind the bar to mix drinks at some South Padre Island bar. Imagine having the world by the balls. JUMP!
Shannon Richards is furious today at John Elway. Fuming mad. The voluptuous pinup model from Texas and a Tim Tebow supporter isn't taking this Peyton Manning signing with Denver news very well. Our appreciation for everything Shannon Richards goes back to the 2011 World Series when we featured her as a Texas Rangers superfan. Little did we know how much passion she has for Tebow. JUMP!
LOOK, A HEADLESS MANNING BRONCOS JERSEY! JIZZ EVERYWHERE! PHOTOGRAPHERS JUST BLASTING EACH OTHER IN THE RIBS TO GET THE FIRST PHOTO! FIRST! GOT IT FIRST, BITCH! SUCK IT ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS! DENVER POST RULES! WAIT, THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS FOLDED? SUCK IT COLORADO SPRINGS GAZETTE! AHHHH! Anyway, turn to NFL Network. Peyton takes the stages in a few minutes. (via @xmasape)
Angry at missing out on Peyton Manning. Angry at losing seasons. Angry at their general manager Jeff Ireland. Angry at David Garrard. Angry at housing prices. Angry at the cost of gas. Angry that they don't have girlfriends. Angry because they work 3rd shift. Anything else we're missing as to what Miami Dolphins fan is angry about? Today it all came to a head outside Dolphins' training camp. JUMP!
So a guy with a bad neck has agreed to a 5-year, $96 million contract with the Denver Broncos and it's the biggest news since, well, ever. Peyton Manning is expected to be introduced to the media at 3 p.m. EST. Meanwhile, the Colorado newspapers are busily preparing their Manning puns and the Tebow exit puns. Kudos to the Fort Collins Coloradoan to not waste time, going with this adios to Tebow message above the mast. More newspaper fronts - JUMP!
Now that everyone has digested the big, "Gronk might have hooked up with 16-year-old in Aruba" news dropped yesterday here on BC, let's get to even more Gronk Fiesta nuggets. What would you say if we told you Meathead flew from Aruba to South Padre for another week of spring break? Of course you'd say that there are some broads that should be on notice for like five days of Fiesta(ing). You've been warned. JUMP!
There's a good chance this week you'll be hearing quite a bit about Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Laura Vikmanis. Laura holds the NFL record for oldest cheerleader - 43. Of course her story dominated the cheerleading circuit in 2011 when it became a sensation. The offers soon followed Guess what comes out this week? Yep, the book. And there are boob references. JUMP!
Guess how happy Ryan Clady is to not have to run a zone-read offense next season with Baby Jesus under center? Very. The Peyton Manning to Denver news is spreading around the world one tweet, Facebook message and ESPN headline. Of course this means Baby Jesus will be shipped out. Can you say Tebow to Jacksonville for a 7th round draft pick. Gotta feel bad for the Denver radio host who got the Tebow tattoo last fall. (@RyanClady)
Is it possible that Bret Bielema didn't go on a honeymoon this week and instead is busy promoting cars at a Chevy dealership instead? Via the Bielema Twitter account: Like this new ride? Only purchased by the most passionate badger fan! That was posted yesterday afternoon. Then, today, Bret posted this photo of construction at Camp Randall. As we've been mentioning, Bret married his 20-something smokeshow on Saturday. Is his Twitter account being handled by some intern?
Tried to tell the Internet that Gronk was going hard this week in Aruba. Ho-hum, we'll just go along with our reporting while the Boston Herald sits on its hands. Anyway, looks like your hero last night took his Fiesta to Senor Frogs for some me-time with the ladies. The guy is still only 22 and living the life you bros can only dream of. Spring Break broads being swatted away like pesky mosquitos. Life is tough for this guy. JUMP!