Word to Black America - Skip Bayless is trolling your asses. All that love for Tebow? Of course it's fake. All that love for Tony Romo? Of course it's for ESPN2 ratings. Stop falling for it. Until you stop, we'll be here on Monday morning to document the f-bombs and vitriol for Skip, Tebow and Romo. Today is an extra special day because the Twitter f-bombs were flying in a variety of directions. Even Titans fan was pissed at Tebow. A Monday morning tradition - Twitter hate. JUMP!
You want us to kiss Tim Tebow's ass? You want us to 'respect' Tim Tebow? You want us to 'be nice' to Tim Tebow? Wrong site. Go visit the Denver Post or Mile High Report. You knuckle draggers had your moment in the sun & now the Savior is showing how great of a NFL QB he is. 6-of-22 for 60 yards? Pathetic. What else is going on this morning in the NFL? Guess who the Denver Post wanted to talk to after the Broncos loss? Brady Quinn. Let's get rolling!
Sometimes the best part of Sunday Night Football are the terrible introductions. Well, Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys definitely popped some pills for that swollen hand before he did his introduction while also wearing his hat backwards in full douchebag fashion. Someone tell me how this guy got with Jessica Simpson. Victor Cruz of the New York Giants scored an insane touchdown where he danced to the 'Cha Cha' and NBC actually played music to it. JUMP!
We'd had a bounty on a photo of a black guy wearing a Tebow jersey, but instead will have to settle for this homeslice rocking the Tebow Nation shirt today during the Chiefs game. What does it all mean? Look, white guys don't have street cred until a black guy represents. You see many homeboys wearing Larry Bird jerseys? You see black guys in Manhattan wearing Eli Manning jerseys? No. It's a cultural phenomenon we'll delve into deeper this week. Back to the beer.
Steve Smith apparently is not a big fan of Sean Payton of the New Orleans Saints because he decided to get in his face. I can't believe no flags were thrown for taunting because Steve Smith went absolutely crazy taunting Payton. Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers watched on from the sidelines looking like a Taliban warrior with a towel wrapped around his head. Steve Smith also had the chance to yell in Sean Payton's face. JUMP!
The Virginia Cavaliers must have hired a uniform designer that was on acid for the Chick-Fil-A Bowl against the Auburn Tigers. Bright orange on bright orange? Even Maryland thinks your uniforms are poorly chosen. Even Santa Claus thinks you messed up big time Virginia. You have to hand it to Virginia fans because they brought some hilarious signs like "Eat Mor Tigurz" and "Eat Mor War Eagle". Check em out after the JUMP!
The Northwestern Wildcats have lost 8 bowl games in a row and hope to change that in this years Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas against the Texas A&M Aggies. Of course in order to combat that losing streak, Northwestern made a doll of a monkey in which they can "Get the monkey off of their back". Real cute guys. Maybe you should focus on blocking and tackling. You may also wan to keep your coach from complaining like a bitch on the sideline. JUMP!
Herky The Hawk should spend less time at children's playgrounds and more time at the Iowa Hawkeyes practice so they actually win the Insight Bowl against the Oklahoma Sooners. This mascot looks like it is trapped in cement and forced to run around for oxygen. Oklahoma Sooner Kenny Stills has his picture as an 'impact player' who looks like a Grade A douchebag with a fauxhawk. When your hair taller than a Chick-Fil-A banner, it's probably time to cut it. JUMP!
Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs is one of the most hated man in sports. His Bulldogs looks like they all covered their hands in vaseline so none of them could hold on to the ball but what is he doing with that gigantic Star Wars like glove? Is he hiding a robotic hand under there? Let us know. The Demon Deacons of Wake Forrest would like to take the Music City Bowl by force if only Darth Mullen could stop them. JUMP!
The New Era Pinstripe Bowl is another example of a dumb ass sponsorship bowl name but the Rutgers Scarlet Knights and the Iowa State Cyclones battled each other at Yankee Stadium. I'm surprised the whole cast of f'ing Jersey Shore douchebags and The Sopranos didn't show up to support their state since it was so close. The Iowa State Cyclone also looked like it would appear on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". JUMP!
A referee wasn't too happy with this Tulsa Hurricane in the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl against the BYU Cougars and ended up getting in his face. You need to learn to respect your officials and not "give them the business". Ironically, the bowl game was sponsored by Taxslayer.com in which I don't know how much money was spent on helicopters, parachuters, and flyover. Also, this kid in the stands was psyched beyond belief that his team came to play. JUMP!
You know why your team isn't playing in the BCS? Two things: they're not very good and/or your school's fan base sucks balls. That's just facts, homeboys. You don't think Michigan should be playing in the Sugar Bowl? Michigan State got hosed? Kansas State was robbed? Folks, Michigan brings better TV ratings and more ticket sales to N.O. And KSU, face it, you're not traveling. There is also the tattoo factor. The more tats your team has on the Internet, the more BCS games you'll play in over a 20-year-period, according to unscientific BC research. JUMP!
As BC continues to grow, so does our boots on the ground across this country. Take last night. Supporter @JHay97 happened to be in place when a Clemson team bus (same as one seen here) pulled up to the Beach Place (Fort Lauderdale) Hooters. "Pretty sure it was their defensive line eating at Hooters," John reports. Easily the best DD to have during New Years - a team bus. Are you at a bowl game & have a photo or story for us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Why are we just seeing this at 8 a.m. on Friday? Because Matt The Screencapper didn't cap it in his Champs Bowl report last night. He has received an official warning that if such 69ing isn't in posts from today's games, his ass will be looking for another screencapping job. Seriously, we have to find this via some loser named @g_schrage52. Anyway, HUGE day of college football. Four games with the first kickoff at Noon. Gonna be a shitton of drunks. Let's get rolling!
The Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III and the Baylor Bears took on the Washington Huskies in the Valero Alamo Bowl The crowd in this game was the tamest crowd ever seen. I guess that is what happens when you put sedatives in the water supply. At least Washington has hot Cheerleaders or I would have fallen asleep watching RGII dissect the defense. RGII's family was in the stands today in which zero shits were given by their facial emotions. They already know he is going in the first round. JUMP!
Of course he drinks FRS Energy Drinks at the Shag Lounge in downtown Denver. Seriously, if we owned a bar in Denver our asses would be changing the name to something based on Tebow. Test that bitch in a court of law over copyright on the Tebow name. Find a variation of Tebow _____ that his lawyers won't throw a lawsuit on. Call it SWOBET. In this economy, you're one Tebow PR move away from sipping cocktails on a yacht in the Caribbean. (via @RonZuke)