Never heard of Nathalia Ramos? Same here, but there she was in a bikini and playing around with a football on the beach in L.A. That becomes instant post material. Then, digging a little deeper, we realize that if there was ever going to be a teen rival for Kate Upton, Ramos has to be that chick. She's just 19 (so is Upton until June 10) and is known for being cute and in stupid movies. What Ramos has done with these beach photos is to lob the first volley. JUMP!
Junior Seau took his own life today according to media reports out of San Diego. ABC 10 in San Diego is reporting that Seau yesterday sent his ex-wife and kids a text saying he loved them. Reports are that cause of death was a gunshot to the chest. You might remember Seau allegedly tried to kill himself in 2010. As for reaction from the NFL community, Donte Stallworth wasn't taking the news very well. More to come.
TMZ was up to their old tricks Monday night outside some trendy LA nightspot when they ran into Troy Aikman and a lovely blonde. Troy buys his "friend" some roses and makes small talk with the paps, leaving us to wonder exactly who this new chick is. Of course the Internet delivered an answer and this is just about the perfect scenario for us - the chick is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Her name is Abigail Klein. We assume they're just "friends." JUMP!
First of all, yes, the U.S. Marshals need to get with the times and release high-res images of these criminals they take off the streets. Get back to me, boys. High-res. 200 dpi. Anyway, big news from the law enforcement world – "Bobby Thompson" is off the streets. Dude stole millions from the U.S. Navy Veterans Association. Blah, blah, blah. Bad guy with bad intentions. Thief. In other news, look what this jabroni was wearing when he was arrested by OSU fan. JUMP!
While nearly every NFL team is busy putting together a 2012-13 cheerleading roster the same was going on in Eugene over the weekend. Of course we could care less what the Arizona Cardinals cheerleading team is up to when there are college chicks covered in skimpy Nike gear shakin' it for the right to shake it for Chip Kelly's team in September. Our old friend Stephanie Essin is back. You might remember her as the aspiring sideline reporter. JUMP!
Anyone think the Jizz Blaster brothers (no Rob) wearing these Gronk Nation shirts in Manhattan, Kansas over the weekend kinda diminishes the brand? We're down with the Zubaz, but was there a need to have Gronk Nation shirts made? There better be some smartass saying on the back. There better be a "Yo Soy Fiesta" or a "2 Girls, 1 Gronk." Something. Anyway, who's the chick? JUMP!
As mentioned in the Daily Dump, Warren Sapp has moved on from his gig at the NFL Network to the frontier of TV court judge. No, we're not kidding. This is the real deal. He's really going to be a judge on your television at some point very soon. Again, not kidding. The former NFLer joins the likes of Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, Judge Greg Mathis, etc. How serious is this situation? A production company paid people to sit in Sapp's court this weekend. JUMP!
Normally we'd just leave Erin Andrews alone and not talk about her attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner unless she was drunk or sucking neck with Bob Schieffer. But then Pageviews goes and prods us to post something about this ridiculous dress she wore Saturday night in D.C. Head to knees everything seems to be in order and very White House dinner-y. And then the wild ass action gets rolling on the red carpet. JUMP!
The Washington Redskins held an introductory press conference for the 2nd overall pick in the NFL Draft today for Robert Griffin III. The former Baylor Bear and Heisman trophy winner walked up on stage and then this screen went up that just read "Video Lock Error Ident Mode" on the NFL Network. The feed was not able to be resurrected and anything RGIII had to say was only heard by the people in the room. JUMP!
Russell Wilson was selected by the Seattle Seahawks in the NFL Draft last night and his wife Ashton Wilson stole the spotlight by getting SUPER PSYCHED as you can see. First of all that white phone Russell is using is ridiculous. Who still uses this shit? Ashton, @1AshtonWilson, not only reacted ridiculous when her husband was drafted, but was holding her little dog. Don't worry guys, we were able to track down pictures of this WAG from her Twitter account. JUMP!
While the rest of the football world is gushing over Andrew Luck and RGIII, our guy Cam Newton just keeps going about his business. The guy doesn't bother with the clubs, dirty chicks dragging his name through the MediaTakeOut.com meat grinder or make dumb purchases that'll Hoover vac his paycheck. Charlotte media types went nuts yesterday over the news that Cam has closed on a $1.6 million condo. His neighbor? Michael Jordan. JUMP!
Best way to use your Notre Dame degree if you were a football player? Law school? MBA program? Both good choices, but for offensive lineman Michael Turkovich it was a career playing football. There was a stint with the Cowboys and Jets before embarking on some playing time in the Arena league. Somewhere along the way he found hippie lettuce to be his calling. Wrong move, bro. JUMP!
Texans-Titans, what's the big deal? Should ESPN be ashamed of this massive fail during last night's draft coverage? No, the people who should be ashamed are those that wasted a Friday night watching the NFL Draft. You know who wasn't getting laid last night? Those guys who were at home paying attention to Eddie George announcing the #52 draft pick. The biggest pick news of the night went to the Jags who took a punter 70th overall. Let's get rolling!
There I was trying to get dinner at a Thai restaurant tonight and WTF Editor Matt in Buffalo started blowing up my phone with texts about the NFL Draft. The problem with this gig at times is that it's a 24-hour job. Nope, can't get a mouthful of massaman curry without the phone vibrator rocking my leg. Grabbed the phone and there it was – giant melon Eagles' fan. Is this real? Do you know this guy? We want to know what size of fitted hat he wears: firstname.lastname@example.org
Nothing gets NFL Draft viewers fired up quite like a hot girlfriend or wife of one of these players who are drafted in the first round. However, something happened last night and it's called Cheryl Kalil. That would be Matt & Ryan Kalil's mother. She's a model (yes, still modeling). She has two NFL offensive lineman sons and a smokebomb daughter, Danielle. It's pretty much the Mannings of the offensive line with a hot mom. PHOTOS! JUMP!
Remember Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett, the guy who challenged the NFL to eliminate the three-year rule for players entering the draft? He was watching ESPN last night and live tweeting the proceedings. The one thing Mo still isn't good with these days is switching TV channels. As hard as it may seem to believe, we're kinda in agreement on this one. Why does Kiper always have to be so damn mean to these instantly rich kids. Pretty much a dick move. JUMP!
Welcome back to the old BC favorite "Best of Twitter" where we dig deep to find trends that suit our needs for content and drama to create pageviews. It's no secret how to make money on the Internet. Pageviews are king. That's why we woke up this morning and wracked our brains to come up with the best combination that would get you morons to keep clicking this morning. Enter Roger Goodell with his hood handshakes and hugs. Of course black guys noticed. JUMP!
So it came to this in the Roger Goodell two-arm underhook hug department. Finally a nose to nose with a guy he'll (most likely) fine within 1-2 years for hitting a QB. What happened to men shaking a hand with a strong grip? A nice, firm man shake. As for the Draft itself, way underwhelmed. By the Tannehill pick the excitement was gone. And then the Cleveland Browns go and select a guy who's going to be 29 to compete for the QB position. Oh, Cleveland! Let's get rolling!
Just what Miami needs, another hot chick import coming to town to blast us with bikini ass shots. Of course Ryan Tannehill gets drafted by the Dolphins tonight and of course ESPN figures out a way to get Lauren into as many shots of Ryan as possible. He's a complete bore, but she's a complete smokebomb who has been destroying NYC this week at a couple of dinners such as this one with Troy Aikman. You gotta see what she wore to dinner last night. JUMP!