What kind of assholes walk around Indy wearing Cowboys jackets and Jets hoodies in late February? Of course, the Ryan brothers. Here they are yesterday afternoon just cruising around downtown getting some exercise. Ladies, get those feet cleaned up. Sexy might be jonesing. (via @Alec_GangOr_Dye) In other football news, the NCAA has released findings in its Oregon investigation: broken rules in '08, 09, 10 & 11. Shocked? Not us. Let's get rolling!
Seriously, there's a war going on between Laron Landry & haters. We picture the haters to be balding, old, fat, white guys who work at a newspaper or tweet incessantly. If there's one thing fat, white guys don't like, it's black dudes who play in the NFL and have Laron's pipes. But their beef this time seems to be incredibly ridiculous. Is Landry really 240 pounds? And we have a Twitter war! JUMP!
Is there something you need to tell us, Baby Jesus? Just hanging out last night in the diaper aisle at some store in L.A.? And what's up with the Detroit lean going on with the hat? And the color coordination? Let's clean up the act. (via @ajochs95) Hopefully you watched the Heat-Knicks game. If so, you would have been watching the 2012 NBA champions. If it takes defense to win rings, might as well hand over the trophy. The NY Post's headline: Linept. Let's get rolling!
Normally we wouldn't waste our time posting about real estate belonging to NFL QBs with 10 career wins and located in Buffalo. But this is the Georgianstyle House belonging to J.P. Losman, a guy who probably doesn't need to be hanging around Buffalo the rest of his life. This isn't even a standalone house. J.P. was living in a mansion split into three homes. No, we're serious. JUMP!
Our buddy Jake at Funny Athlete Tweets sent word today that Laron Landry, better known as the NFL strong safety most likely to have a carer as a member of the Chippendales, might be letting himself go after just two months away from the sport. Doesn't surprise us. Always seemed like that guy was a one-year wonder. A guy who gets jacked on P90X and turns to flab six months later. JUMP!
Relax, everyone, Vince Wilfork won't drown in that blue water in the Bahamas. This guy is like Michael Phelps in the body of an NFL defensive tackle. Just blasting through the water scaring the sh*t out of fish who've never seen a black guy this big - EVER. That is 323+ pounds swimming around in a lagoon. Little kids on Spring Break just scrambling to get out of Shamu's way (yes, we wouldn't say it to his face). JUMP!
FORT MYERS, FLORIDA: It's Day 3 of Busted Coverage's Gronk-watch and instead of sitting by the pool and getting kissed by local chicks, today the Patriots tight end stopped into Red Sox training camp to bro out. Good news for the ladies: this was at 1:22 p.m. JUMP!
Yes, Brady Quinn's elbow didn't make it through our Photoshop process. Kinda in a hurry this morning and figured you heteros aren't even looking at the elbow. So by now all of us know that Brady Quinn had some not so nice things to say about Tim Tebow in a GQ article released yesterday as the world was just turning its focus to the Asian. And that was all it took to awaken Tebow Nation on Twitter. JUMP!
At least we know Warren Moon's ex-wife is a good time. Word out of Houston this week is that Felicia Moon was arrested Monday night at a rodeo trail camp for some sort of sex act with this James Thomas cat. Yes, at a trail camp. Supposedly there are people who actually act like cowboys ahead of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo by riding horses and setting up camps. Nothing like some trail camp head! JUMP!
Yesterday, we warned all you Floridians to be on alert because Captain Stabbin' Gronkowski was unleashed in one of your beach cities. Today we've learned that he has turned his attention to the chicks and they seem to be smitten by his 'bro' antics whether it be by the pool bar or at this bar where he's getting a drunken kiss. Just look at those eyes. Suck it, Rodney Harrison. JUMP!
Here's a real estate situation that could get ugly in Gainesville, Florida. The Internet is buzzing today over the listing of Urban Meyer's $1.7mm (asking) house and house there is a massive sectional couch in that massive house. But the real focus should be whether Urban will get blackballed because he retired and then left for Ohio State a year later. Would rich Gators' fans conspire and not buy this house? It is real pretty. JUMP!
The big news yesterday in Costa Rica was that while Tom Brady was busy building a beach campfire, his wife Gisele was directing a beach photoshoot with Wes Welker & his future wife Anna Burns. You might remember Gisele - post-Super Bowl - wasn't exactly a big fan of Welker's & N.E. WR's catching ability in Indy. From the look of these photos out today, it seems everyone has buried the hatchet. JUMP!
These pics from the Krewe d'Etat Mardi Gras parade from over the weekend are making their rounds in SEC country where mocking Les Miles and a BCS folly will get run for like seven days. For those not in the know, Mardi Gras parade floats have a long history of mocking pop culture stories. The same is done in St. Patrick's Day parades in Ireland to make fun of Tiger Woods. If you're an LSU fan & don't think this is funny, you might be a degenerate. JUMP!
And here we figured Gronk would be hanging out in Buffalo or Pittsburgh this winter just watching Super Bowl game film to appease Rodney Harrison. Not so. @mirvine4 doesn't say where Captain Stabbin' is wintering in Florida but was lucky enough to get on his fishing boat. Of course we'll have the i-Team on the lookout for Floridian tramps being bent over the outboard. Could be a great week for all things Gronk. Let's get rolling!
Randy Moss is making a return to the NFL after sitting on his ass at home for a season. We have to wonder if there will be a market for Moss, who's 35, although we imagine some team will take a flyer on him at some point. The great thing is you can already put a wager on which team that will be. Bodog has put together two Randy Moss prop bets. We've got all the odds right here, along with our expert betting advice. Or something.... Check it!
While Andrew Luck is just a giant pile of facial hair, has a weird voice and is about as dull as a Peyton Manning homemade porn, Matt Barkley is shooting up our respectability index. Tuesday was the first time we'd heard the name of his girlfriend, Brittany Langdon. One thing led to another and we received emails with pics of Ms. Langdon & USC's returning hero. Say hello to your 2012 Heisman. JUMP!