And a helluva offseason rolls on for Eli Manning. The guy wins a Super Bowl, goes on vacation to drink some beers, comes back and goes to Oxford, Mississippi to drink some beers and becomes President of the United States in a recall vote. In like four months. Today he was at the White House getting acquainted, figuring out where he'll put the Kegerator, teasing Joe Biden with his Super Bowl rings and playing with the nuke box. This guy is unstoppable. (via @giantsPJB)
What have we learned from Rob Gronkowski about life over the last 12 months? Fist pumping, grinding on blondes, wearing Zubaz, being Team Leader of the JB's and having chicks cup your balls for Instagrams can all pay off. The Patriots tight end signed a six-year deal today worth $54 million. That's a HUGE deal for a guy who "still wears jeans from high school," according to his father. Just think of the beach house he can afford for Spring Break '13. It's on, beotches! JUMP!
Denver fans have spent the better part of the last hour freaking out after linebacker D.J. Williams uploaded this photo of his playbook iPad to Instagram. "Coach just told me I have to learn a new position over the (weekend)," Williams tweeted, and added "we have IPads as playbooks now, but I'm old skool I'm using flash cards & a #2 pencil." Of course fans are calling Williams dumb, a moron, etc. We think this is actually a good idea. JUMP!
We figured Bob Kraft would finally find the strength to move on from the loss of his wife Myra, but never figured he'd move on with a 32-year-old actress named Ricki Noel Lander. Let's not forget that Kraft is 71 and extremely wealthy. What's he going to do, date some 65-year-old smokeshow? Of course not. The hounds at the Boston Herald took note of Ms. Lander and went snooping. JUMP!
The scheduled auction day for Eddie George's Brentwood (Nashville) house is here and is to happen at Noon CST. You might remember last week how Eddie's reps told media outlets that the former NFLer was shocked that his house was about to be auctioned off. There was talk about getting a loan modification, but it seems too late for that. Looks like you can possibly get this one under $1 million. JUMP!
Brendan Rigby is on a strange mission in Ghana. On his Tumblr page he explains this NFL-related mission. His plan is to create "A photo essay on discarded & donated NFL jerseys and the people that (re)purchased them. Photographs were taken in Ghana in 2012. The aim is to capture 32 persons, representing 32 teams of the NFL." Where do NFL jerseys go to die but end up living a helluva retirement? Ghana! JUMP!
Who wants to see another NFL bikini calendar shoot? Tired of perusing cheerleaders in bikini photos? Totally burnt out after the Miami Dolphins 'Call Me Maybe' video and screencaps? Too bad. BC Cheerleading Editor Asher tracked down some shots of the Atlanta Falcons ladies hitting the beaches of Jamaica. Nothing too special, but that might be our jaded opinion after watching that Dolphins video like 20 times in an hour. JUMP!
Meet Justine Sexton. She posts really, really dirty meat curtain shots on Twitter. She also gets on her web cam for horny guys who don't have much else going on at like 1 p.m. EST. Her website is NSFW. Her Twitpics are so NSFW there is little chance they survive the end of the week once we publish this story of how she is a HUGE CRIMSON TIDE fan. Which raises the question, "Is Justine Sexton the hottest, dirtiest NSFW Bama fan on Twitter? JUMP!
And we now have a winner for best 'Call Me Maybe' music video ripoff of 2012. Here we have the Miami Dolphins, during their bikini calendar shoot, joining the international craze where men and women lip sync cult hit 'Call Me Maybe.' The difference with this performance is that most of the 3:25 is spent focusing on cheerleaders in bikinis, under water, doing stripper pole dances and other general gyrations. It's probably the best thing to happen to YouTube in years. JUMP!
Yesterday we lit up Bud Adams old ass over how he treats his cheerleaders to eight-hour bus rides to shoot bikini calendars. Again, the guy is a billionaire. We figured out that flying the team to Destin, Florida would have cost about $20,000. Instead their bus broke down during the drive south. Anyway, the girls fought through the bus fiasco and turned in these bikini outtakes. Easily a Top 5 bikini shoot of 2012. And a little booze! JUMP!
By now you know that Justin Blackmon was arrested over the weekend for his second DUI, this one being "aggravated." Over the limit. Drunk. Blah, blah, blah. What we've been looking for are photos of Blackmon partying Saturday night/Sunday morning. One thing led to another and we heard that there was a photo of Blackmon about to be arrested by OKC police. The moneyshot? The jersey Blackmon was wearing. Is that you, Black Mamba? JUMP!
The annual Jim Kelly charity golf classic, where old athletes and ex-WWE wrestlers get together for a great cause, was held yesterday in Buffalo. But the real fun always happens on Sunday when Kelly throws a giant booze-fest. You might remember a hammered & sweaty Chris Berman from a couple years ago. Yes, Berman was singing karaoke Sunday night, but the real highlight had to be the Nasty Boys hanging with Andre Reed. Now that's a party! (@Andre_Reed83)
Thermal Thomas is on one of his patented Republican rants this evening because obviously someone has slighted his blackness, his religion and his belief in low taxes. Didn't know Thurman Thomas, the former Buffalo great, is a HUGE Republican? Where has your ass been? Dude rips off classic tweets aimed at undocumented workers at least once a day. Probably while he shops at Wal-Mart. Anyway, we love this guy on Twitter. A quote machine. JUMP!
Titans owner Bud Adams is a self-made billionaire whose wealth came via the oil industry & the NFL. The guy has old money. How old? His AFL days go back to '59. His net worth, as of March, was estimated at $1.1 billion by Forbes. Yes, billions. So this is where we start questioning the business practices of a billionaire. Bud's cheerleaders, last week, spent 16 hours on a bus. Why? JUMP!
These have to be the weirdest Gisele Brady bikini photos ever posted on Busted for two reasons. 1.) That guy staring at her ass at the hotel isn't Tom Brady. 2.) That guy is wiping off this hands and staring at Gisele's ass. She's in Brazil for Oh, and there are even new rumors that Gisele is knocked up with her second child. But let's not lose focus on creeper bro. Is that a bottle of ranch in his left pocket? So many damn questions about these pics. JUMP!
This email was awaiting us this morning from reader Russ R. – "Fatty Pig Rex Ryan love NBC Connecticuts Dianna Russini. They played football together at Mangina camp here in Hartford." Let us translate: Rex Ryan throws a pass to sports chick Dianna Russini at the Eric Mangini football camp. Russini makes an amazing catch and is wearing riding boots. Rex Ryan instantly falls in love. JUMP!