Of course Seahawks fan on the field and that close to Nick Saban is one of the great mysteries in life. If anyone has intel on who, how and why Seahawks fan was in the Gatorade scrum, we'd like to hear. firstname.lastname@example.org ...What more can be said about the BCS? Of course it would be great to see Bama's D against Oklahoma St. or Oregon. Playoff system is the only logical remedy to this disaster of a game. LSU gets across the 50 once? Inexcusable. Let's get rolling!
Don't mind ESPN. It's only the biggest game of the college football season and the WWL can't get the chyron correct during halftime. But....they did figure out a way to get "ESPN Buick Halftime Report Allstate BCS National Championship" on one line. Boss move, bros. We'll just be over here keeping an eye out for your score fails. 9-0, Bama at halftime, in case you just woke up for your 3rd shift job.
This is a face of pure horror watching your beloved honey badger get torched by an Alabama wide receiver for 27 yards. The Alabama Crimson Tide took on the LSU Tigers in the Allstate BCS National Championship where the cajun fans dressed like idiots. What the hell were Erin Andrews and Les Miles staring at during the pre-game interview? Technically, Nick Saban's head is below sea-level in New Orleans at 5'6. JUMP!
A lot of NFL players have some extra time on their hands this time of year. Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is one of them. He's probably spending time with his family, right? Fat chance! He's sporting a new, high-end, kill-em'-all rifle that, as he says, T.I. couldn't even get. What the hell he plans on doing with it is beyond us, but we can tell you this -- it's a bad mf'er! Here's Dockett's new toy. Check it!
Our hero, Flying Tim Tebow is back on the track tonight at Derby Lane where he'll move up to the Grade A division tonight in the 10th race. Greyhound racing insider George Quinn emailed us today: "[Flying Tim Tebow] will definately need "Tebow Magic" to win in a top Grade A race 10 tonight at Derby Lane. He is a solid racing greyhound, spending most of his time in the top 2 grades (A and B)." What are we talking about? Yes, this is real. JUMP!
BC profiled Alabama kicker Jeremy Shelley before the first Game of the Century & the kicking game. You guys laughed at us. "Kicking game, blah, blah, blah," was all we heard. And then the kicking game became a huge story. It wasn't necessarily Shelley missing all the important kicks, but guess who's ass could be on the line tonight? Can you see a little Greg McElroy in Shelley's girlfriend, Blair? Yep, that's Greg's sister and she was a little pissed after the first game. JUMP!
By now someone at work has asked you whether you've seen the passing yards that Tebow last night. Answer: 316. Haven't heard that yet today? Do you work at an invalid facility? Let's get down to business. One of Tebow's favorite Bible verses is John 3:16. He wore it on his eyeblack a few years ago and it became the most-Googled Bible verse in Internet history. Today people are amazed by how many 3:16 variables were in play last night. Here's the growing list. JUMP!
You know what's fun about the 2012 NFL playoffs? A porn star who might or might not have had sex with the New England Patriots tight end and also hates Tim Tebow's virginity. These are the soap operas that bloggers such as Busted Coverage live for on a weekly basis. Bibi Jones is back this week and she dropped a bomb on Tebow fans last night. "There is something I just don't like about tebow...Ugh he is so annoying," she writes. Porn vs. God. We're in. JUMP!
Of course America was watching Baby Jesus pull off the miracle victory over the defending AFC champions. But were you watching the post-game presser where Big Ben decided it would be the logical move to show up in this sweet fedora? Twitter was watching and reacting. From rape references, to Tom Landry references, to 'hide your women' references, to 'who is his stylist' references. America went nuts and we were there to aggregate. JUMP!
Of course we have boots on the ground at the BCS and of course we've been getting reports on both schools' partying habits on Bourbon Street. Friday morning we received tips of someone looking like a football player "lighting up something" in the French Quarter streets. Now comes a BC tipster who happened to get into a party where a certain big mouth Alabama & Jets third-string QB was pounding beers last night. JUMP!
We warned you guys that when all the money (80%+) in Vegas is on one team and the line barely moves, you're in big trouble. Last three NFL Division champions to be home underdogs on Wild Card Weekend: Chargers (vs. Colts), Seahawks (vs. Saints) and Broncos. All three were BIG underdogs and all three won outright. Denver now goes to New England where they are +13.5 dogs. In other news, Harvey Updyke was on Bourbon St. last night. Let's get rolling!
Orlando Franklin of the Denver Broncos looked "special" in his introduction picture against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust me Orlando, the cross eyed look is not a good one. What the hell is that on Tebow's lip? If he weren't a virgin, I would guess it's an out break of herpes. Might want to use some concealer Tim. Broncos fans dressed like idiots and more after the JUMP!
You've heard of the Manning face and even the Brady face, well here is the Coughlin face. It's a face of a man who just seems like he hates to be alive and nothing pleases him. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman called the game where Joe looked a little too excited to be there. The Atlanta Falcons and the New York Giants basically had no offense whatsoever in this game which created the infamous Coughlin face. Eli Manning also pegged his Offensive Lineman in the head. JUMP!
Whoever raised these kids deserves a 'Parent of The Year Award'. These kids made a sign that said "Here Kitty Kitty" and look like little thugs doing it. This is just great television. The NFC Wildcard playoff came down to the Detroit Lions and the New Orleans Saints in the Superdome where the fans dressed absolutely insane (as usual). Matthew Stafford also still has his mother dress him apparently. JUMP!
You know nobody likes you when you are the commissioner of the NFL and no one wants to sit with you. You'd think if you had some extra tickets and free popcorn to a playoff game between the Houston Texans and Cincinnati Bengals, you could probably find some hot chick to enjoy the game with you. Brian Cushing showed up in the intros to make us all wonder if he really did do steroids. JUMP!
This isn't some sort of Photoshop job from New Orleans this morning. It's the real deal. That goalpost really is going through an SUV, thanks to the photographic work of @MsPotts_ESPN. Now, let's talk NFL gambling. The O/U on the Saints-Lions game is sitting at 59. 85% of the money is on the over and the O/U has yet to move. Guess where the wiseguys will be betting this spot? Games: Cin-Hou is on NBC at 4:30 and Det-NO is on NBC at 8. Plan accordingly. Let's get rolling!