We thought it would be a good idea to let Packers fan bitch about the Cowboys and Giants opening the 2012 NFL season, a tradition that usually finds the past two Super Bowl champions facing each other. You know what gets a Packers fan pissed off? The Cowboys. A team that has one playoff victory in the Tony Romo era. Kinda gave Monty the floor on this one and let him go nuts. Remember, BC remains neutral & just wants to see you morons fight one another. JUMP!
Um, what can we really say about what Kurt Warner is facing at the dinner table this evening. First of all, when did Brenda pop out twins? Totally missed that one. Second, this is why guys like Warner and Favre try to drain every last ounce of football out of their bodies before calling it a career. It keeps them busy. Can you imagine the ass kicking Warner had in mind when he heard some bro was rewarded with one of his twins - for a birthday gift. (via @kurt13warner)
Of course USC isn't going to be pleased when football officials hear about this photo of their prized defensive recruit Leonard Williams holding an AK-47. Considered one of the top defensive ends in the country, Williams made official visits to Florida, Florida Sate, USC, Auburn and Miami. Of course this was a big 'get' for the Lane Kiffin regime. Everyone can relax, it's a fake gun. Maybe Leonard wants to be in action movies. JUMP!
Get a good look at these 2011 Oklahoma State Big 12 rings because in five years they'll be for sale on eBay. The players got their rings yesterday and wasted little time tweeting photos of this obnoxious ego candy. Look, we understand you have to reward student-athletes with something they can eventually pawn when their careers are over and they need to pay off a car. But this 'thing' is ridiculous. And guess what it reads on the side? JUMP!
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
The final straggler photos from the Gronk South Padre Fiesta came in over the weekend & we're told by tipsters that this is the Jizz Blaster doing work on thick thighs at one of South Padre's bars. Of course we've been taking plenty of sh*t over the last week for our Gronk coverage. Look, there is something very black & white you morons need to realize - we love this guy. Of course he's a pageview generator. Of course he parties. We love it. Repeat, love it! JUMP!
In case you were already at the bar Friday afternoon and didn't hear, NFL Network dropped the hammer on Warren Sapp for his Twitter snitch comments towards Jeremy Shockey. The network, which claims it is totally autonomous from the NFL, says its executives had words with Sapp regarding breaking news and that he's not a reporter. But, according to our friends at SportsRantz.com, there was another punishment that you might not realize. JUMP!
"Yeah, Gronk, what's the most broads you've banged in one Fiesta?" Or, "Uh, yeah, hey bro. Big fan. You ever crush two broads and bonged three beers at the same time?" What about, "Gronk, how do you tell fat broads it's time to go after you've banged them in the shower on spring break?" Get your questions together, Rhode Island meatheads. Your hero is coming to the Kingston campus to give an actual speech. Not kidding. $7. JUMP!
Get used to it, fellas. This is the future of Skip Bayless on ESPN. Let us recap this press conference for you guys who are at work: I'm here to be a great teammate. I have a great relationship with Rex Ryan. Rex has the same agent as I do. I'm excited to be a Jet. I think it's going to be alot of fun. This is a blessing for me. It's going to be a great opportunity.
Nothing good can come out of this, right? Eagles WR Riley Cooper tweeted this afternoon: Selling my Escalade Ext 2010 with 11,000 miles. Let me know if anyone is interested(.) Maybe Cooper is just a trustworthy guy who really knows the sincerity of his 35,500 followers. Maybe this is some sort of secret code to pick up broads this evening. Who knows. But since he's asking, get your asses over to Cooper's Car Lot. If you test drive let us know how it rides. (@RileyCooper_14)
Fast Company senior editor @heyfeifer tweeted last night: Spotted last night at the Nets game: the first homemade
#Tebow #Jets uniform. How unfortunate for everyone. Normally 89 would be Jerricho Cothery, but he's not the most important wildcat/special teams player to ever be traded in NFL history. Do you have photos of other Tebow Jets jerseys in the wild? We want to see: email@example.com
Our old friends at Rick's Cabaret have once again proven they know how to attract NFL free agents to the Big Apple. It just takes some legs, heels, stripper poles and promises to Tim Tebow to give him his first NYC lap dance. Marketing genius Lonnie Hanover sent word early this morning that the ladies had mixed emotions over news that Tebow would be bringing his Bible Big Top with him to Gotham. Can he possibly turn down this offer? JUMP!
Jeremy Shockey, an NFL free agent, isn't letting Warren Sapp forget that he works for the NFL and his comments aren't helping his case to find an employer for the 2012 season. In a phone conversation this afternoon, Shockey tells BC that Sapp "needs to retract and apologize" for saying the NFL vet was the Saints bounty whistleblower. We also have texts that add context to the Sean Payton-Shockey relationship. JUMP!
No need for lie detector tests. No need for any more death threats from Saints fans towards Jeremy Shockey. Whose word would you take when it comes to the Saints Snitch Saga? Sean Payton or Warren Sapp? Looks like we've got ourselves a giant pile of balls right in Sapp's face thanks to a text message exchange Shockey has now revealed between himself and Payton. JUMP!
BC operatives chatted with Jeremy Shockey this morning, less than 24-hours after the Snitch Saga, and of course we wanted to know about the photo of a young lass on a 1969 Charger that was uploaded very early this morning. Yes, the car is his. Shockey tells us the photo was taken yesterday. Her name: Brittany Mennes-Cazoneri. She's a runway model who's in Miami for the fashion season. As for Snitch Saga, something tells us you haven't heard the last from @JeremyShockey.
And the @AdarnSchefter account strikes again. It's all so damn confusing! Fake accounts! Tebow to Jags! Tebow to Jets! How a fake account with only 85 followers can troll so damn hard is amazing. Remember, all it takes are a few RT's and the run is on. You've been warned. Adarn is on the loose. How about this synergy between SportsCenter and its stud NFL reporter. Solid. In NBA news, how about the return of Linsanity. Knicks win again! Let's get rolling!
Our sources on the Bayou tell us that Rex Ryan is in Baton Rouge on the night when Tim Tebow chose his team as a prom date. What's Rex doing in Baton Rouge? Tomorrow is LSU's Pro Day. But what about hugging it out with Tebow tomorrow at Jets HQ? Yeah, probably not going to happen. As you can see, the locals were impressed with Rex sitting down for a meal. Tipsters say he might be drinking at Walk-ons. Get your ass moving - here's a map!
What did you guys expect from Gronk when it's like 90-degrees, there's beer to be pounded and young broads that need to be impressed? Again, he's 22. Forget the fact that he has two NFL seasons behind him. The Jizz Blaster is on Spring Break, dammit. So the beer bong photos are starting to roll in from South Padre. Maybe you remember Meat earlier this morning nearly passed out in a golf cart and eating pizza. The Gronk HAM Tour is going just fine.
The news of Tim Tebow being traded to the NY Jets isn't being digested very well by fans who know this guy is nothing more than a media circus and one of the worst throwing QBs in NFL history. The NY media is out of control. The fans are pissed. Twitter is revolting. F-bombs being dropped at the craziest pace in Twitter history for a single figure. Guys, we're talking about Baby Jesus walking into a powder keg. Let the f-bombs fly! JUMP!