Football - page 167

  • 31 Greatest Tom Brady Haircuts & Hairstyles That Drive Gay Men Nuts

    31 Greatest Tom Brady Haircuts & Hairstyles That Drive Gay Men Nuts

    Let's face it, each time Tom Brady hits a red carpet a new hairstyle makes its debut only to make gay men drop what they're doing and hit the salon. Last night, Tom debuted the 'Dorsal Fin' at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Gala. It's a play off a David Beckham faux hawk and Cameron Diaz's bangs look in Something About Mary. You must give Brady credit, he'll do anything with his hair to keep his wife happy. Smart move. JUMP!

  • Sharon Simmons Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Tryout Dream Over Due To Amnesia?

    Sharon Simmons Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Tryout Dream Over Due To Amnesia?

    The national tragedy that is Sharon Simmons, the 55-year-old grandmother, trying out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders should finally be over. The smokeshow was at Cowboys Stadium on Saturday for the first round of tryouts and might get a "We're so happy for the publicity" vote from the judges into the 2nd round, but in all reality the dream is over for Simmons. How do we know? Well, she's old and admits that she forgot her routine. JUMP!

  • GUESS THAT NFL MAN CAN RACK! Boobs Busting Loose On LA Vacation!

    GUESS THAT NFL MAN CAN RACK! Boobs Busting Loose On LA Vacation!

    What NFLer was hanging at some LA hotel pool, minding his business without a posse only to be hounded by some rookie paparazzi chick? That's the game we're playing today on Guess That NFL Man Can Rack. No hints. No Photoshop used to enhance the rack. This should be a simple one if you know white guys in the NFL. JUMP!

  • Can I Get A ‘Roll Tide’ Up In This Mother*#&^ing Decatur, Alabama Jail? [Cuff ‘Em]

    Can I Get A ‘Roll Tide’ Up In This Mother*#&^ing Decatur, Alabama Jail? [Cuff ‘Em]

    Couple weeks back we were getting sh*t from Auburn fans who thought we were picking on them for being a bunch of dirty rednecks. Like we would actually be picking on the school where Cam Newton won a BCS championship. We love BCS schools that are passionate, a little redneck-y and willing to wear their school colors during mugshots at the county jail. Today we visit the Decatur, AL jail. Roll Tide! JUMP!

  • Sean Payton Performed At The House Of Blues Last Night [PHOTOS]

    Sean Payton Performed At The House Of Blues Last Night [PHOTOS]

    What do you do when the NFL commissioner makes you take a year off from football for a scandal? If you are Sean Payton, you go to the New Orleans House of Blues and walk on stage to perform for the crowd. Grace Potter and the Nocturnals lead off the concert according to Deadspin and then Payton played keyboard. Payton said he would coach his son's football team this year but it looks like we'll be seeing him having some fun. JUMP!

  • Tuscaloosa Newspaper Can’t Even Spell ‘Handcuff’ Correctly [PHOTOS]

    Tuscaloosa Newspaper Can’t Even Spell ‘Handcuff’ Correctly [PHOTOS]

    The Tuscaloosa News had a little bit of trouble with their headline for their girl's softball story today. The writer, which we are just going to assume is a University of Alabama graduate, spelled 'handcuff' as 'hancuff'. You would think they would have spell check or an editor. Maybe the guy was just so upset that the Gators are gaining ground on the Crimson Tide in a women's athletic event that it was just an emotional mistake. Who knows? HT @OurHonorDefend. JUMP!

  • Wait, Deion Sanders Has A Kitchen In His Master Bathroom? And Dishwasher?

    Wait, Deion Sanders Has A Kitchen In His Master Bathroom? And Dishwasher?

    Just happened to be surfing around some of our real estate friend's sites today and noticed a very interesting tidbit from a tour Deion Sanders granted to a Dallas TV station of his 29,000 sq. ft. mansion. It seems that Deion actually has a kitchen in his master bedroom bathroom. That stainless steel thing you see? Yeah, it's a fridge. Can you blame a guy? This is why rich people think they're better than you and I. Because they are & have fridges in the bathroom. JUMP!

  • Is Tebowing College Cheerleader Tessa Just Trying To Get In Tim’s Pants?

    Is Tebowing College Cheerleader Tessa Just Trying To Get In Tim’s Pants?

    TEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOW! Of course these days it takes a batsh*t crazy Tebowing to even get me excite. Just some chick Tebowing on green grass doesn't move me. Enter University of Cincinnati cheerleader Tessa and her Tebowing stunt. Of course she's risking her life, possibly a broken neck to pull off this maneuver. You want on BC for your Tebowing? It's going to take Tebowing while parachuting. Somebody step up. JUMP!

  • Some Of A.J. McCarron’s New Tattoo Work Revealed! [PHOTOS]

    Some Of A.J. McCarron’s New Tattoo Work Revealed! [PHOTOS]

    The big news in the SEC this offseason, besides Bobby Petrino landing his road beef a nice job within the Arkansas football department, is that Alabama QB A.J. McCarron received some new chest tattoo ink to go with his already dreamy Jesus ink. It was announced in early April that A.J. had rosaries, doves and a BCS crystal ball added to his pecs. Now comes the visual evidence. Let's just say this guy might be the most tatted white QB in NCAA history. JUMP!

  • ESPN Gets Junior Seau’s Old Neighbor Taylor Twellman To Comment On Tragedy

    ESPN Gets Junior Seau’s Old Neighbor Taylor Twellman To Comment On Tragedy

    First of all, understand that Taylor Twellman is a retired soccer player turned soccer analyst. It just happens that he works for ESPN. Hmm, how can we get this guy involved in the Junior Seau story? Oh, look, he was Seau's neighbor like forever ago. "Sh*t, someone get Twellman on the line and we can ask him about a guy's mindset like four years go." Supposedly Twellman reached out to Seau about concussions. Must not of been a good enough friend. Seau never responded.

  • Jay Cutler Seems To Be Handling The Paparazzi With Grace & Calm

    Jay Cutler Seems To Be Handling The Paparazzi With Grace & Calm

    Not sure what pissed off Jay Cutler while he and pregnant wife Kristin Cavallari were walking down the street this week, but the Bears QB didn't seem to like being photographed looking like a slob. Keep trying to tell you Bears fans that this guy is a ticking timebomb. The guy breaks off his engagement, gets hurt, knocks up his ex-fiancé and is now going to marry her again. Now he can't walk down the street without middle fingering cameras. Tick...tick...tick...JUMP!

  • Kate Upton’s Teen Rival Nathalia Ramos Playing Beach Football! [29 PHOTOS]

    Kate Upton’s Teen Rival Nathalia Ramos Playing Beach Football! [29 PHOTOS]

    Never heard of Nathalia Ramos? Same here, but there she was in a bikini and playing around with a football on the beach in L.A. That becomes instant post material. Then, digging a little deeper, we realize that if there was ever going to be a teen rival for Kate Upton, Ramos has to be that chick. She's just 19 (so is Upton until June 10) and is known for being cute and in stupid movies. What Ramos has done with these beach photos is to lob the first volley. JUMP!

  • Junior Seau Is Dead. Gunshot To The Chest. Over. Done. Suicide.

    Junior Seau Is Dead. Gunshot To The Chest. Over. Done. Suicide.

    Junior Seau took his own life today according to media reports out of San Diego. ABC 10 in San Diego is reporting that Seau yesterday sent his ex-wife and kids a text saying he loved them. Reports are that cause of death was a gunshot to the chest. You might remember Seau allegedly tried to kill himself in 2010. As for reaction from the NFL community, Donte Stallworth wasn't taking the news very well. More to come.

  • Abigail Klein Is Troy Aikman’s New Girlfriend & Former Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

    Abigail Klein Is Troy Aikman’s New Girlfriend & Former Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

    TMZ was up to their old tricks Monday night outside some trendy LA nightspot when they ran into Troy Aikman and a lovely blonde. Troy buys his "friend" some roses and makes small talk with the paps, leaving us to wonder exactly who this new chick is. Of course the Internet delivered an answer and this is just about the perfect scenario for us - the chick is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Her name is Abigail Klein. We assume they're just "friends." JUMP!

  • One Of America’s Most Wanted (Michigan Fan) Being Arrested By Ohio State Fan

    One Of America’s Most Wanted (Michigan Fan) Being Arrested By Ohio State Fan

    First of all, yes, the U.S. Marshals need to get with the times and release high-res images of these criminals they take off the streets. Get back to me, boys. High-res. 200 dpi. Anyway, big news from the law enforcement world – "Bobby Thompson" is off the streets. Dude stole millions from the U.S. Navy Veterans Association. Blah, blah, blah. Bad guy with bad intentions. Thief. In other news, look what this jabroni was wearing when he was arrested by OSU fan. JUMP!

  • University Of Oregon 2012 Cheerleader Tryout Photos

    University Of Oregon 2012 Cheerleader Tryout Photos

    While nearly every NFL team is busy putting together a 2012-13 cheerleading roster the same was going on in Eugene over the weekend. Of course we could care less what the Arizona Cardinals cheerleading team is up to when there are college chicks covered in skimpy Nike gear shakin' it for the right to shake it for Chip Kelly's team in September. Our old friend Stephanie Essin is back. You might remember her as the aspiring sideline reporter. JUMP!

  • Gronk’s Jizz Blaster Brothers Actually Wore Gronk Nation Shirts To K-State Spring Game

    Gronk’s Jizz Blaster Brothers Actually Wore Gronk Nation Shirts To K-State Spring Game

    Anyone think the Jizz Blaster brothers (no Rob) wearing these Gronk Nation shirts in Manhattan, Kansas over the weekend kinda diminishes the brand? We're down with the Zubaz, but was there a need to have Gronk Nation shirts made? There better be some smartass saying on the back. There better be a "Yo Soy Fiesta" or a "2 Girls, 1 Gronk." Something. Anyway, who's the chick? JUMP!

  • Judge Warren Sapp TV Show Pays Audience $50 To Show Up For Tapings

    Judge Warren Sapp TV Show Pays Audience $50 To Show Up For Tapings

    As mentioned in the Daily Dump, Warren Sapp has moved on from his gig at the NFL Network to the frontier of TV court judge. No, we're not kidding. This is the real deal. He's really going to be a judge on your television at some point very soon. Again, not kidding. The former NFLer joins the likes of Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, Judge Greg Mathis, etc. How serious is this situation? A production company paid people to sit in Sapp's court this weekend. JUMP!

  • WTF Was Going On With Erin Andrews Dress At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

    WTF Was Going On With Erin Andrews Dress At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

    Normally we'd just leave Erin Andrews alone and not talk about her attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner unless she was drunk or sucking neck with Bob Schieffer. But then Pageviews goes and prods us to post something about this ridiculous dress she wore Saturday night in D.C. Head to knees everything seems to be in order and very White House dinner-y. And then the wild ass action gets rolling on the red carpet. JUMP!

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