Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jason Witten caught a pass from Tony Romo and proceeded to the sidelines where a cheerleader was in his way. Looks as if Witten wasn't just bracing his fall and was trying to grab onto this hot broad. Also, during the National Anthem, A&M fan was more interested in her Twitter account than showing our America some respect during the National Anthem. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jim Schwartz of the Lions is having the worst Thanksgiving ever and probably an aneurism with his turkey. Even his assistants looked as if they may be taken to the nearest Detroit hospital. To add to all of this frustration, Greg Jennings was in Detroit's end zone "Tebowing". If Detroit wasn't a depressing enough place, the Lions have to go ahead and make it worse for all of their fans. JUMP!
This shot dropped on Lockerz just 29 minutes ago as Dodge Caravan Lions Bro was just cruising towards his final destination of downtown Detroit where we're just about three hours from kickoff. Just look at that pride. The Passion. The paint job. The use of a piece of junk early 90s American minivan. Fans are already deep frying turkeys and enjoying the nice Thanksgiving heat wave. Something keeps telling us today will be special in the D. Very, very special.
You might remember Ashley Ferrara from earlier this football season when she was kind enough to turn in what is now considered amongst Internet observers as the greatest Oklahoma Sooners superfan photoshoot ever. She went from a relative unknown on Twitter with under 1,500 followers to a following just shy of 3,500 today. Last week we were chatting about football with Ashley & learned an interesting fact - she's a huge fan of Warren Moon. JUMP!
Remember when New Year's Day used to be the greatest football day of the year. We'll just go out on a limb and say the next 48 hours in football will kick the shit out of New Year's Day. Detroit-Green Bay. Nap time during Mia-Dallas. Up all night with S.F. & Baltimore. And throw in Texas-Texas A&M in for commercial breaks. Then, tomorrow, the networks go nuts with at least 7 TV games that are decent & LSU vs. Arkansas. Gobble, gobble. Let's get rolling!
In our search for all things obscure related to the Auburn vs. Alabama Iron Bowl we came across a questionnaire from an Alabama hospital that wants new parents to tell them what team their newborn son or daughter is rooting for. Of course we've always heard these hospitals are kooky about this rivalry, but now we get to actually see how kooky. Alabama sports writer Brian App's wife popped out a kid recently & this was waiting for him yesterday. JUMP!
And Iron Bowl week rolls on with Jake and Too Dope as they smoke cigarettes, a couple bongloads and hammer some MD while anticipating a game their parents have driven into their heads since they were old enough to be pulled off the nipple. Meanwhile, here is Montgomery, Alabama resident Oakley Melton (Alabama fan). Dude has been to every Iron Bowl since 1948. His homeboys keep dying off but Oakley keeps rocking on at 84. One day closer. Let's get rolling!
Via Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The students of Ohio University are out in full force with ill planned body painting. Just a guess that 'I' is dating 'O' and 'Becky' only got in on tonight's MAC action because 'Keith' promised her a night out in Athens where it's either a football game or smoking meth in a double-wide. So 'Becky' promptly scrounged up her sweet Jordache jeans and slapped an 'O' on that gut. Who's ready for some MAC screencaps? JUMP!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: We know this -- they like to get in fights before Arkansas Razorbacks football games. We brought you a one-punch knockout yesterday, but we've got something even better for you today. Not only does the fight last longer, but it features some top-notch commentary from the man behind the camera, including the epic line, "Woo! Pig Sooey! Kick his ass!" For this and more brilliant analysis, we've got the video right here. Check it!
Where was Brett Favre around the time the Houston Texans might have been wanting to give him a call about their QB situation? Oh, just in the middle of nowhere Colorado killing the giant elk you see here. In our ongoing effort to keep track of the Gunslinger for you, we came across this photo of Brett and his kill. 'Tis that time of year when hunters drop wild animals. What else you expect this guy to do during his retirement? Sit at home and text? JUMP!
So the logical thinking when the Big Ten went to a bye week and forced the Ohio State0-Michigan game to post-Thanksgiving, was that the annual Mirror Lake Jump would include blizzard conditions and frostbite. Um, it's in the low 50s with torrential downpours in Ohio on this lovely November day. Perfect conditions for tonight's swim, a rite of passage for OSU students who think swimming in a cesspool is a good idea. JUMP!
@XXXBiBiJones had this to say after Rob Gronkowski went in for one of his two TDs last night against the Chiefs: "loving it! (: @RobGronkowski." And then the now infamous porn star went on a wild NSFW (can't-show-you-because-advertisers-would-go-nuts) photo spree to celebrate Gronk's big night. But we can show you the NSFW after the Busted editors spent the better half of this morning making the Bibi Jones collection SFW. BC has you covered this afternoon. JUMP!
That white sign reads, "I Hate Orange and White." It's Thanksgiving Week, but it's also War Eagle/Roll Tide Week. Yesterday we showed you the rednecks who stole an Alabama Crimson Tide flag and flagpole. Now comes this display in Pinson, Al. How big is the Iron Bowl? Fans are already parking their RVs for this one. However, fans aren't allowed to occupy those RVs until Wednesday. Let's get rolling!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: You've heard of Peyton Manning Face. You've also laughed at Eli Manning Face. Now we have Tom Brady Face. Dude, even though you have multiple Super Bowl rings, that smokin' hot wife and a giant wad of money, that face is Internet gold. Thanks to whomever skunked the Gatorade. An entire Brady Face cottage industry will be born after tonight. We checked, @TomBradyFace is available. JUMP!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Just when you think disgraced Jerry Sandusky can't get any creepier, we pull something out of the depths that's makes him just that. The good news -- or bad news depending on your perspective -- is you can own it. We've found a signed copy of Sandusky's book, Touched -- The Jerry Sandusky Story on eBay and wait til you get a load of the hand-written message inside. $120 for this! Check it!
Remember last week when BC showed you the numbers proving that Kristin Cavallari banging Cutler - AGAIN - was saving the Bears season? Yeah, well, he's out 6-8 weeks with a broken throwing thumb. Yeah, he needs surgery. OOOPS. Sorry, Bears fan. Kinda jinxed you there didn't we. But there is good news for Cuts-Cavs fans out there. Jay popped the question - AGAIN. Yes, these lovebirds are back on for that dumb wedding plan. JUMP!