You know the routine. It's Thursday, Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster roll into another town with their Zubaz, thirsts & raging hormones. Only one thing stands between the Team & gash - an OK from the prey. So there was Meridith Pineapples (@LaPinaCoolada) yesterday at Foxwoods working as a Nantucket Nectar model. Next thing she knows, Gronk is making a gash move. JUMP!
Give Ricky Watters credit in handling the Florida housing crisis. He's persistent at trying to sell his Orlando house. The former NFL RB legend has spent eight years - on & off - trying to unload his 5,600 sq. ft. pad in the same Isleworth neighborhood where many PGA pros, Tiger Woods, Grant Hill, etc. call home. Watters hasn't played a down in the NFL since 2001, meaning he has the time to jerk around with having a house on the market. JUMP!
Maybe you heard the big news from the Supreme Court about Obamacare. Of course we're not here to get into the new health care law that was ruled constitutional (yes, there was the tax language; blah, blah, blah) by the court. It's much more fun when athletes try to show off their political science skills on Twitter. Today's combatants are: Raiders 3rd string QB Terrelle Pryor vs. 76ers 7-footer Spencer Hawes. DEBATE! JUMP!
We've known for a long time just how desirable Tim Tebow is for women, but a recent poll from AshleyMadison.com reveals even more. The poll, taken by 13,500 chicks, asks which professional athlete they would first choose to cheat on their spouse. Taking the cake was David Beckham, but coming in second place was none other than Timmy. JUMP!
According to @Arodriguez19 this ridiculous sign was spotted outside a Philly bar. That's all we know about it. One of you walked by it. Who is using such filth to push patrons through their doors? Have you seen other horrible Jerry Sandusky inspired bar signs we need to see? Send them in. firstname.lastname@example.org
Our friends at Deadspin chatted with the chick who is shopping the alleged Terrell Owens Skype masturbating photos. She was nice enough to send them SFW samples to peruse before making any financial offers. Of course her first stop was TMZ. She also chatted with the Philadelphia Daily News about the photos. That all good, but our first question to this chick is: "What was T.O. doing with the Jif?" JUMP!
Tim Tebow has thrown himself right into some serious controversy. In a recent meeting with the Gator Boosters Board, Tebow spoke his mind on former teammate and Notre Dame alum Brady Quinn. What seemingly meant to be an innocent comment by Tebow has gathered some steam on the Internet. Does Tebow hate Notre Dame? God, we hope so. JUMP!
Via: Former Atlanta Falcon Jamal Anderson is facing DUI charges, according to DeKalb County police. Anderson was arrested early Sunday morning after he was stopped in the 3000 block of Chamblee Tucker Road. No other details were immediately available regarding Anderson's arrest. Surprisingly, Jamal hasn't addressed (@jamthedirtybird) his failure to call a taxi Saturday night to take his drunk ass home.
Gotta love NY Daily News Jets beat writer Manish Mehta & his all-things Tebow mentality. Mehta got his Monday off to a hot start with this tweet: "PHOTO OF THE DAY: A soft pretzel that is Tebowing? Somebody turned a salty & delicious snack into Tim Tebow's likeness. Strange? Perhaps. But it's actually well done." Yeah, that pretzel craze only started in January. In other Tebow news, Baby Jesus turned down showing skin. JUMP!
Been modifying a 1978 RV this summer & want some recognition for working on the ride instead of sitting around drinking beer? There are dedicated fans out there figuring out how to incorporate 47" LCDs, roof beer bongs & Kegerators into the same buses, trucks, RVs & even trash trucks. This is for you, America, and your ingenuity when it comes to constructing a tailgating machine. JUMP!
Jerry Sandusky was just convicted of 45 counts of criminal charges that included pedophilia and child molestation. Basically the stuff this guy was convicted of is the sickest stuff you can imagine. When Jerry Sandusky reached his jail cell, the inmates apparently started signing the lyrics of a Pink Floyd song to him. "Hey teacher, leave them kids alone". JUMP!
Tim Tebow, a current NFL player for the New York Jets and former player for the Florida Gators, created a foundation to help people called the Tim Tebow Foundation. We all know Tim Tebow is known for being a good guy and if there is anyway he goes broke it will because he donated all his money to charity. One person claims that the foundation just took her money and ran. Photo after the JUMP!
Bruce Irvin of the Seattle Seahawks was being interviewed in his NFL locker room and thought he was a Washington Redskin instead of a Seattle Seahawk. Irvin responded with "I'm f#%ked up man. I'm f#%ked up". You are going to want to go ahead and jump to the 3:20 mark of the video to catch this because it's pretty boring until then. Irvin, you may want to get your team name right. HT @BrianMFloyd JUMP!
LSU fans actually created this shirt that says "I'd rather shower at Penn State then support Alabama. Geaux Tigers". This shirt was first published at College Football Section where he also pointed out that these LSU Tiger fans may want to brush up on their grammar. That "then" should be a "than" LSU fans. Now that the scumbag Jerry Sandusky is behind bars after being charged with 45 counts, we can all sleep a little easier. JUMP!
For those of you who wondered how Pedobear was handling the Jerry Sandusky guilty on 45 charges news, he's very happy. There is Pedobear last night in Bellefonte waving to his fans in what should be the final night of Pedobear's career at the Centre County courthouse (via @OnwardState). Jer now faces 440 years in jail where you can expect inmates will try to keep the Tickle Monster alive for selfish purposes. So long, creep. Let's get rolling!
Have stupid money sitting around and need something cool for the man cave this NFL season? Here is the Tim Tebow Sgt. Pepper's ripoff print that guarantees to be a conversation starter. As you can see, Jesus is getting a piggyback ride from Baby Jesus. It's the print that insults religious crazies & fans of the Beatles. At $10, the worst that happens is that some crazy Tebow fan steals it off your wall. JUMP!