Free agent receiver Braylon Edwards isn't doing much to raise his stock among NFL teams. All signs point to Edwards being involved in the nightclub fight he was reportedly on the periphery of, this week. The WR says tweets on this Twitter account about fighting were the work of a hacker. But now it looks like this idiot just might have been in a fight. Another jail landing a Michigan receiver?<b? JUMP!
It's likely Adam Schefter hasn't been laid in weeks. It's likely John Clayton hasn't washed his rat tail in weeks. Meanwhile, Jay Glazer checks his phone here and there between throwing forearm bombs into MMA punk faces. The NFL free agent frenzy has been intense. It's time to recap some of the moves you might have heard of & some obscure free agents who deserve credit. Who is the fattest free agent to get a deal? JUMP!
Last week we broke the story of the Oakland Raiders hiring the NFL's only grandmother cheerleader - Susie Sanchez. Now comes the news that's rocking the Australian news media this morning. The Dallas Cowboys will have the very first Australian NFL cheerleader - Angela Nicotera - on its sideline Aug. 11 when the team faces Denver. Ms. Nicotera had spent the last couple years cheering for an Aussie rugby team. Details - JUMP!
Yes, that is Rex Ryan's calf tattoo. Yes, those are Rex Ryan's hipster Converse kicks. And what can we say about the black socks/black kicks look? Rex turns 49-years-old in December and is getting a jump start on that mid-life crisis. Foot fetish video. Pimping out his wife (seriously). Very NSFW chats between Rex (or his wife) and some foot fetish dude. But that's all water under the bridge now. Rex has moved to the tat stage. JUMP!
The Tennessee Titans surprised a lot of people when they drafted Jake Locker, but it appears they had a plan for him all along. Locker is performing errands during training camp for the Titans organization before he settles into his regular job of holding a clipboard while Matt Hasselbeck quarterbacks the team. Guess JUMP!
Somehow we came across news today that Bengals' QB Andy Dalton got married July 9 without a single sports blog publicizing his wedding registry. By the way, any other QBs out there get hitched this summer that we missed? Flacco, Roethlisberger, Romo, Dalton. At this point, Colt McCoy has the length of marriage lead in the AFC North. Must admit, this Dalton kid is just too damn cute. The wife - Jordan Jones - ain't too bad either. JUMP!
Looks like our post on Bernie Kosar's nipple-sticker-wearing daughter, Sara, has finally made its way to the Internet's underbelly where shady characters try to shake us down for Ms. Kosar's porn site URL. To be honest, if the schiester wouldn't have contacted us we would have let the whole Sara Kosar and nipple sticker post fade off into infamy. Not now. We think one of you will give it up for FREE just because. PICS, EMAIL, JUMP!
How would you celebrate if you just got a contract that will pay you $10 million a year with $24 million in guaranteed money? Well, if you're New York Jets receiver Santonio Holmes, you'd pause your video game, get up and pound a bottle of Cristal. Hell, we'd have done the same thing. Boss move we totally approve! Now, get camps open ASAP. JUMP!
Imagine our surprise this morning as we were going through our regular routine and figured out that the Oakland Raiders will soon debut the NFL's only grandmother cheerleader. And here we thought the big news from the Raiderettes this year would be Tony LaRussa's daughter. Now comes Susie Sanchez. Is NFL fan ready for a grandmother on a sideline shaking her pom poms? We're about to find out. JUMP!
Look, Alabama, we aren't out to get Julio Jones. To those of you freaking out over the earlier story about his 15-18 different suits, just relax. We totally figure his family sprung for the new threads on a weekly basis. It's all good. No hard feelings. Now we move on to this guy's brand new 2011 Porsche Panamera. Um, those wheels sell for between $75k and $135k. Looks like someone didn't listen to Herm Edwards. JUMP!
While the NFL and players continue to dick around with their labor agreement, we found some photos of actual NFL players in uniform from today. Are they getting ready to play some ball? Of course not! They're just shooting a commercial for Verizon, but it's your very first look at J.J. Watt in a Texans jersey and Mark Sanchez ready to go 6-for-23. JUMP!
Imagine out shock today when a tipster (Ryan in Portland) sent us an eBay auction and it was for an Aston Martin supposedly belonging to Arizona Cardinals QB Derek Anderson. Our initial reaction was, "That's impossible. The guy has to drive a Ford F-450." But it's true, Horseballs is unloading this sick ride for a Buy It Now of $73,500. Still efforting if this is a cash play or if he's upgrading from the 2007 model. Details - JUMP!
Minnesota Vikings punter -- that's right, punter -- Chris Kluwe is naming names... or naming douchebags, anyway. If a new collective bargaining agreement isn't finished stat, he's going to meet you on the playground after school, Peyton Manning. Kluwe, known for his ambitious tweets, doesn't pull any punches with his latest piece of work. The Tweets...JUMP!
Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields is letting everybody know who won Super Bowl XLV by tattooing a giant pic of his ring right where everyone can see it. Should give receivers something to think about this season. The year of giant tats that some of these guys will eventually regret later in life rolls along with this beauty. JUMP!
Just minutes ago, through our vast Rolodex of NFL contacts, we got off the phone with Carolina Panthers tight end Jeremy Shockey who was busting it back to Miami from a Keys diving trip to pack his bags and prepare for the end of the NFL lockout. "The deal will be done Thursday and we're being told to report to Charlotte for a three-day camp the 22nd through 25th," Shockey said sounding like he was ready to hit someone. More details - JUMP!
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not a smart man. Here's more proof -- he sports the same facial expression no matter what he's doing. Is it confusion, stupidity, indifference? Who knows. At least he has a hot girlfriend in a bikini to distract us from it. Seriously, the guy can't even sit at the Raleigh in Miami and drink booze without making a stupid face. At least Eli has an excuse. JUMP!