We're two weeks into the NFL season and you're having Brett Favre withdrawal. What's he up to these days? Just lippin' at Oak Grove High School in MS. That school might ring a bell. It's in Hattiesburg where the Gunslinger used to hold his training camps before showing up to Vikings' training camps. Anyway, the kids are off to a 4-0 start with Favre lending a hand. That's good enough for a #198 national ranking, according to MaxPreps, & #4 in the state. JUMP!
Lady Gaga and her entourage made an appearance at the New York Giants game last night. What do you think happened? Well, in true Lady Gaga form, she got drunk and poured a bunch of champagne out the front of her luxury suite. Perfectly good champagne. LOSER. Need to see a gallery of her stupid ass acting like a fool? JUMP!
Her Twitter bio reads: "Trust in the Lord with ALL your heart & lean not on your own understanding. In ALL your ways acknowledge Him & He will direct your paths. Proverbs 3:5-6." Her name is Kelsi Reich. She just happens to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and Buffalo Bills' WR David Nelson's WAG. After close examination and investigation, Busted Coverage researchers feel comfortable in naming Kelsi "God's Holiest WAG/Cheerleader Combo - EVER! JUMP!
Even the broadcasters make week-to-week adjustments. Then how about making sure that next week Jon Gruden isn't making Jaws smile with that crazy two-headed monster in his pants. Anyway, the Giants win (you also lose with the Rams +8.5) 28-16. Eli looked pretty horrible and the Giants received two gimme TDs. In other news, our attention turns to West Virginia-LSU. We'll be there for the couch burning & rednecks vs. the Cajuns. Fun! (via @WorldofIsaac)
First, let's just say the headline is a little deceiving. From what we can tell from CarFax reports, Todd Blackledge unloaded his 1984 about a year ago as it went through a car auction, according to documents. Now it's on eBay for all to see. Blackledge, a Penn Stater who went to the NFL with the K.C. Chiefs, bought this car in 1983. It was with him for 27 years. Through thick and thin. Through his bachelor days. Todd waxes poetic about his ride - JUMP!
The Internets are kinda buzzing this afternoon after someone snapped a screencap of Rob Ryan's interesting play chart during yesterday's Cowboys-Niners tilt. If you look very closely at that chart, you'll see a photo of the lovely Diora Baird. Tipsters sent word to @JimmyTraina and suddenly the Guess model will gain 15 minutes of fame this week as Rob's secret crush. Can't blame the guy. At least he's not some foot pervert. Gallery for Rob - JUMP!
We just happened to be on a Nashville-Jacksonville flight Friday morning with a bunch of Vols' fans headin' down to The Swamp for some pigskin. With the Southwest seating arrangements, BC ended up in the back of the bird with camo-hat wearing boys who were thirsty. One guy drank five beers in an hour. And it was like 9 a.m. Flash forward to Saturday when UT fan decided to disrespect Tebow statue. Not cool, according to Tebow statue police. JUMP!
She was dogged for years over the butch, spiked hair and frumpy clothes that reminded male NFL viewers of a wife stuck in 1993. Since Kurt Warner regained prominence in Arizona as the organization's savior, Brenda Warner has become (dare we say) easy on the eyes. According to our research, Mrs. Warner is in the 42 range. She has a new memoir about her life and The View found time for the Warner's this morning. The transformation was complete. JUMP!
They're clamoring for Jesus H. Christ... we mean Tim Tebow in Denver. Word is, if Orton doesn't deliver a fantastic performance against the Bengals this weekend, a group of fans will be buying two billboards in downtown Denver pleading the organization to start Tebow. Since the Broncos aren't going to win six games with Orton at the helm, they may as well win three with Tebow at the helm and enter into the Andrew Luck derby, right?
Detroit homeboy Jim Schwartz was talking music on Twitter this afternoon: "RT @PatStreater:do you listen to any hip hop? >>Yes. For some reason, I like Pitbull & Lil John. Fan of Dr. Dre & Eminem also. Beasties too." Did you read that, Detroit? Don't screw this up, Motor City. This guy could end up as the greatest coach in team history. Said it last year, the guy has the look, identifies with players and has the baddest man on the planet playing defensive tackle. (@jschwartzlions)
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets no respect from the Capitol Lounge in Washington D.C. Their Patriots-themed menu features items named for Chad Ochocinco, Deion Branch and Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. So, in honor of Gisele's Sweet-Ass Potato Fries, here's a smokin' gallery of Giselle's sweet ass. Someone pass the Heinz! JUMP!
Dear God, why do You have to make us watch a sober Kyle Orton go 24-for-46 and 304 yards passing? Sure, Sober Kyle got the Broncos close, 23-20, but that was the end of the comeback as the Raiders got a road victory. Meanwhile, at a Publix, Tebow's Extreme Coupon team was hitting the V8 Splash aisle where Big Jim was about to go ape shit with a $2 off coupon. Normal price for the Splash = $1.88. That means Jim could get 125 bottles for free & cash back from Publix.
So let us get this straight: you show up to Lambeau looking like you huffed a few cans of spray paint, root for the Saints and then want to get in on the ass slapping after yet another Packers touchdown? Is this some sort of joke? What a loser. Anyway, the Aaron Rodgers machine rolled along, the home team covered and Oklahoma State covered. That means we pushed for the night. In other news, it's Friday. Let's make this painless. (via @JoeSportsFan)
Tennessee Titans quarterback Matt Hasselbeck has some new kicks and while they might ooze patriotism (in honor of 9/11, of course), they might be the ugliest shoes we've ever seen. We like where your heart is, but you're sense of style has obviously left the building. Although, if Osama Bin Laden were alive, we're sure he'd be terrified. Check out these monstrosities.
It's a shame that we'll go through most of, if not all of the 2011 season, without Peyton Manning running up and down the offensive line calling out assignments and pointing at linebackers. The news out of Indy today is that Peyton has undergone his second neck surgery. ESPN is freaking. CBS is busy changing its 4 p.m. games and fantasy owners are jumping off bridges. Jim Irsay gives us the latest, via Twitter. JUMP!
Of course we weren't watching The Today Show this morning where Matt, Al, etc. set up shop because otherwise America wouldn't be watching tonight's Packers-Saints game. But the local media was given field passes to document the proceedings. That meant Green Bay Press-Gazette reporter Charles Davis could snap photos, including fake Brett Favre meeting with Tony Dungy. Seriously. Like, NBC went out of its way to get this guy more publicity. JUMP!