Twitter user @ColinDeval was on his way to Green Bay yesterday and just happened to catch the Packer Mobile rolling up the highway to the Promised Land. The weather has changed. Fall rains have arrived. Temps are barely breaking 70. Football is in the air and officially kicks off tonight. But...you'll have to wait until Barry is done with his jobs speech. Want to hear Kid Rock on network TV? Not happening. Dammit, Obama!
Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber may be jobless, devastated no one wants him and more or less universally despised, but at least he still has 20-something girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson. Here's a good glimpse of what Tiki gets to look at every night after he's unable to look at himself in the mirror. Not bad. Check the photos!
Doug Flutie made a minor news ripple in Canada Monday after showing up at a football game in London, Ontario. It wasn't a Canadian Football League game. Instead, Flutie was in town for a Western Ontario game. Yeah, that's a Canadian college. It seems his daughter, Alexa, is dating some dude from Massachusetts (Peter Giannikopoulos) who is playing Canadian college football. Relationship killer, bro. JUMP!
Brady Quinn typed on his iPhone last night: Those Terps uni's are sick. Can't wait for NIKE to take over the NFL next year! And then clarified when followers destroyed him: “@B23Hunter: @BQ9 comeon brady they look like crash test dummies” true..and yes I realize they are made by UA, just excited for NIKE next yr. Then, today, Brady told us he was getting Chipotle for lunch. Suck it, Raiders Nation. (via @BQ9)
While the BC i-Team investigation unit has been busily tracking everything Oakland Raiders granny cheerleader Susie Sanchez, we'd be remissed to not provide you with the latest concerning another famous cheerleader. Tony LaRussa's daughter, Bianca, made her debut in her daddy's old stomping grounds in the preseason. Our investigation unit seems to think this is the first MLB manager-NFL cheerleading daughter combo in sports history. JUMP!
All NFL cheerleaders are dopey. That was the perception 10-15 years ago as the league was going through its bloated bangs and laughable cheek makeup stage. The league is making strides in the cheerleader department. Whether it's grandmothers shaking it. Or famous MLB manager daughters. Or Doug Flutie's offspring. Now comes news that the Taiwanese/Chinese are invading our shores with brainy cheerleaders. Meet Cindy L. - JUMP!
There hasn't been much to cheer for lately if you're a Cleveland Browns fan. Except for running back Peyton Hillis, that is. The bruising rusher came out of nowhere last season to give Browns fans a ray of hope. Of course, they latched onto Hillis and made him into a local deity, much like Chuck Norris is to the rest of the world. Now Hillis is doing his best Walker, Texas Ranger impression to market his personal website and we've got the hilarious video for you. Bang it!
We know New England Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco likes to call attention to himself in public. Well, it appears he likes to call attention to fish in the privacy of the home he shares with fiancé Evelyn Lozada. Ochocinco has a custom-made fish tank over his bed and as a wall for his multiple televisions. Here are the pics, along with Lozada in a sports bra. Check it!
It's football season and you know that that means. Football! It also means tailgating and that means grilling and drinking. In order to get your proper shine on before the game, we've compiled the best tailgating beers for you. Whether you're a distinguished gentleman or a broke-ass college student, you'll find what you need right here.
Bless his heart, Eli Manning tries so damn hard. He has that Super Bowl ring but is pretty much an after thought for the New York media because he's aloof and tucks his damn jersey into a pair of perfectly pressed kahkis. The Jets and Giants sent team reps to Bryant Park today for some "We Care" event and the media was able to get Eli next to Mark Sanchez. The results weren't pretty. JUMP!
The hits just keep coming for former Browns gunslinger Bernie Kosar. His U seems headed for serious NCAA sanctions, he's still selling Longaberger baskets and his daughter has returned to the porn game with a new release. Of course you remember Lexxi Silver and her cinematic debut at a yoga studio. Bernie's worst nightmare has to be that his daughter seems to be paying her bills via $%^ fests. Daddy isn't exactly flipping $100s at his kids. Lexxi's return - JUMP!
We just assumed Broadway Joe would come out and say his Twitter account was hacked Sunday during the Jets-Bengals game. The NFL legend has yet to rescind his "Gotta love seeing wet cheerleaders," tweet so at this point this one is one the record and fair game. Can't blame Joe Willie. He's 68, not allowed to drink like the old days, but still has a penchant for water-glazed chests. Is Joe fading into dirty grandpa mode? Yes, and that doesn't bother us a bit. Gallery!
Former Bachelor 'contestant' Shawntel Newton uploaded a few photos to her Facebook fan page early this morning. Big deal, right? Um, if you are into gossipy NFL gossip then the photos were reminders that Aaron Rodgers is straight & likes boobs. You see, Shawntel's sister is Destiny. You might remember her via some bikini pics. Anyway, it seems Rodgers had the Newton sisters out to visit Lambeau last week. The talk-sports.net message board soon lit up. JUMP!
Look, fantasy dorks, this is your warning to tread lightly when watching 9-to-12 hours of continuous coverage from ESPN. At first your mind comprehends the numbers, diagrams, John Kruk analyzing a Little League World Series catcher blocking the plate, Darren Woodson pontificating about Tom Brady, followed by Chris McKendry mesmerizing with a new haircut. Then, when you are at your weakest, they slip in Cam Newton's fantasy rushing projections. Poof! You're fooled.
A former Oakland Raiders cheerleader - Nicole Rosenstiel - turned police office is suing her employer, the Vacaville Police, for sexual harassment. She's asking for $1.5 million for enduring such comments as "nice rack" and "I want to see you naked." When did broads start mistaking compliments for sexual harassment? And since when can't a cop tell a chick how good she looks? Crazy bitches! Judge for yourself via the gallery! JUMP!
Are a few of the following photos weak? Of course, but they all can't be 10s. Deal with it. Don't even start emailing us saying, "Weak. That Kentucky chick is just bonging a beer." Um, true, but did you happen to catch the handicap dude photobombing her ass from the comfy motorized wheelchair. Suck it. Anyway, we're two weeks from the first college football weekend and you need inspiration for your 2011 beer bong. This should help. Bongs! Grandma ripping a bong! JUMP!