At first he was in awe of Curtis Painter, the hair, his Jeff Spicoli appearance and the likelihood that the Purdue grad had loaded a massive bong load before last night's Steelers-Colts surpriser. James Harrison's jaw showed his shock as Painter pulled on a helmet and nearly got his team to 1-2. But it didn't happen as Harrison would eventually sack Goldilocks, causing a fumble that would lead to a Polamalu TD. Another work week is here. Get your ass in gear.
Shocker of the day! New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, who we pretty much assumed crawled into a hole under a bridge in the offseason, has a fairly hot girlfriend. Her name is Linda Holliday and if you like MILFs, well, then this is your lucky day! What do we have for you? The story of Bill Belichick, Linda Holliday and a bunch of pics of her MILF-ey goodness. Check it!
Busted Coverage, known for our lack of interest in following the pack of sports bloggers who've popped up over the last 14 months, is proud to announce our new 'NFL's Hottest Fan Championship Series.' The Internet - we're looking at you - loves hot ladies wearing their team colors. How do we know? Because the stats don't lie. Enter @HemiGirl & @Heathero14. The ladies agreed to a jersey mirror-off. One forgot a jersey & the other forgot the mirror. Oh, who cares? JUMP!
They're loving the Lions in Detroit. The team is off to a 2-0 start and the locals are talking playoffs for the first time in... longer than we can remember. Local celebrities are turning up for games too. Lions fan Bob Seger was spotted in the team's locker room after last week's win. He had himself a little cry while he was there, too. Ah, to be a Lions fan. It seems like the threat of success has Bullet Bob a little choked up.
Donver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker burst on the scene with a 100-yard, two touchdown performance against the Cincinnati Bengals in week two. It looks like Decker is doing even better off the field, though. He's dating country-pop singer Jessica James. And wouldn't you know it! We've got a hot-ass gallery just for you! C'mon in and take a look at the best decision Eric Decker ever made.
We're two weeks into the NFL season and you're having Brett Favre withdrawal. What's he up to these days? Just lippin' at Oak Grove High School in MS. That school might ring a bell. It's in Hattiesburg where the Gunslinger used to hold his training camps before showing up to Vikings' training camps. Anyway, the kids are off to a 4-0 start with Favre lending a hand. That's good enough for a #198 national ranking, according to MaxPreps, & #4 in the state. JUMP!
Lady Gaga and her entourage made an appearance at the New York Giants game last night. What do you think happened? Well, in true Lady Gaga form, she got drunk and poured a bunch of champagne out the front of her luxury suite. Perfectly good champagne. LOSER. Need to see a gallery of her stupid ass acting like a fool? JUMP!
Her Twitter bio reads: "Trust in the Lord with ALL your heart & lean not on your own understanding. In ALL your ways acknowledge Him & He will direct your paths. Proverbs 3:5-6." Her name is Kelsi Reich. She just happens to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and Buffalo Bills' WR David Nelson's WAG. After close examination and investigation, Busted Coverage researchers feel comfortable in naming Kelsi "God's Holiest WAG/Cheerleader Combo - EVER! JUMP!
Even the broadcasters make week-to-week adjustments. Then how about making sure that next week Jon Gruden isn't making Jaws smile with that crazy two-headed monster in his pants. Anyway, the Giants win (you also lose with the Rams +8.5) 28-16. Eli looked pretty horrible and the Giants received two gimme TDs. In other news, our attention turns to West Virginia-LSU. We'll be there for the couch burning & rednecks vs. the Cajuns. Fun! (via @WorldofIsaac)
First, let's just say the headline is a little deceiving. From what we can tell from CarFax reports, Todd Blackledge unloaded his 1984 about a year ago as it went through a car auction, according to documents. Now it's on eBay for all to see. Blackledge, a Penn Stater who went to the NFL with the K.C. Chiefs, bought this car in 1983. It was with him for 27 years. Through thick and thin. Through his bachelor days. Todd waxes poetic about his ride - JUMP!
The Internets are kinda buzzing this afternoon after someone snapped a screencap of Rob Ryan's interesting play chart during yesterday's Cowboys-Niners tilt. If you look very closely at that chart, you'll see a photo of the lovely Diora Baird. Tipsters sent word to @JimmyTraina and suddenly the Guess model will gain 15 minutes of fame this week as Rob's secret crush. Can't blame the guy. At least he's not some foot pervert. Gallery for Rob - JUMP!
We just happened to be on a Nashville-Jacksonville flight Friday morning with a bunch of Vols' fans headin' down to The Swamp for some pigskin. With the Southwest seating arrangements, BC ended up in the back of the bird with camo-hat wearing boys who were thirsty. One guy drank five beers in an hour. And it was like 9 a.m. Flash forward to Saturday when UT fan decided to disrespect Tebow statue. Not cool, according to Tebow statue police. JUMP!
She was dogged for years over the butch, spiked hair and frumpy clothes that reminded male NFL viewers of a wife stuck in 1993. Since Kurt Warner regained prominence in Arizona as the organization's savior, Brenda Warner has become (dare we say) easy on the eyes. According to our research, Mrs. Warner is in the 42 range. She has a new memoir about her life and The View found time for the Warner's this morning. The transformation was complete. JUMP!
They're clamoring for Jesus H. Christ... we mean Tim Tebow in Denver. Word is, if Orton doesn't deliver a fantastic performance against the Bengals this weekend, a group of fans will be buying two billboards in downtown Denver pleading the organization to start Tebow. Since the Broncos aren't going to win six games with Orton at the helm, they may as well win three with Tebow at the helm and enter into the Andrew Luck derby, right?
Detroit homeboy Jim Schwartz was talking music on Twitter this afternoon: "RT @PatStreater:do you listen to any hip hop? >>Yes. For some reason, I like Pitbull & Lil John. Fan of Dr. Dre & Eminem also. Beasties too." Did you read that, Detroit? Don't screw this up, Motor City. This guy could end up as the greatest coach in team history. Said it last year, the guy has the look, identifies with players and has the baddest man on the planet playing defensive tackle. (@jschwartzlions)
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets no respect from the Capitol Lounge in Washington D.C. Their Patriots-themed menu features items named for Chad Ochocinco, Deion Branch and Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. So, in honor of Gisele's Sweet-Ass Potato Fries, here's a smokin' gallery of Giselle's sweet ass. Someone pass the Heinz! JUMP!