Chicago Bears receiver Devin Hester got slapped in the back of his head in a casino in suburban Chicago by a gentleman named Dan Rago. The odd thing about the situation is Rago is seemingly a Chicago sports fan, which made us wonder, why would Rago slap a dude who scored two touchdowns against the Vikings this past Sunday? We break down the possibilities for you. Check 'em and tell us if you agree!
Well, if you are a Raiders fan & worried about Carson Palmer being in playing shape, we're here to show you that homeboy hasn't just been slamming beers & not working out. The jaw structure is looking firm, unlike his final days with the Bengals. Maybe it's the camera angle. Anyway, the Bengals set themselves up to destroy NFL drafts for the next couple years. If you are a doper, drunk or maniac, be ready. The Bungwads have some extra powder. (via @Vavalium)
Kate Upton is 19. Keep reminding yourself of that. 19. Like, born in 1992. Anyway, Kate and a friend, fellow model Lizzy Glynn, took a stretched Hummer to MetLife for last night's Dolphins-Jets game. Look, there is plenty of sh$% in life that's unfair and not being in that Hummer is one of the biggest kick in the balls we've had to endure. Of course nothing major happened in the Hummer. Just two models rolling around NYC and through the Lincoln Tunnel. JUMP!
This just came down on Twitter like 40 minutes ago from Vikings WR Bernard Berrian: That nasty moment when you thought you grabbed enough t.p. and brown spots magically appear on your fingers. Lmao!! A deuce is about all Berrian's hands have been on this year, magically coming down with only 7 catches for 91 yards in '11. Dude's just having fun on Twitter, you say? You think 7th place in an 8-man fantasy league is a joke? We're not laughing. (@B_Twice)
What are Tony Romo haters talking about at the water cooler this morning? Tony Romo's Hail Mary attempt at the end of yesterday's game in Foxboro. Yes, the Cowboys lost again and fans needed to unload on someone. Romo's out of bounds Hail Mary attempt sent them into full NSFW mode. The hatred wasn't as extreme as post-Lions game, but it's still worth your time. Special emphasis on white guy writing that Tony is a bitch ass nigga. JUMP!
What a great week in the NFL, eh boys? Couldn't ask for more than a 'break your hand punching a wall' intensity game in Detroit. Think that Thanksgiving Day 12:30 kickoff against Green Bay is going to be any good? Anyway, Stafford went to Ford Field looking very October. Then he went home 5-1. It was a horrible weekend for Michigan. UM is undefeated no more, the Tigers went home to the D.R. & Mitch Albom's thesaurus isn't horny. Dude is spent. Another week. Let's get rolling.
Ahhh, so that's how Chargers superfan Pablo Hernandez was able to afford great seats at Jack Murphy and the gas in that giant Ford Excursion. California State Police say they made a traffic stop on Pablo this week and happened to bring a drug dog in for a further inspection. Oh, what do we have here, Pablo? A little nose candy? Like 42 pounds of it? C'mon, homeboy, you can't be driving around Southern California and figure the cops won't stop you for an autograph. JUMP!
There isn't a sluttier holiday than Halloween for women who'll go all year just waiting for that one night to slut it up just so they have something cool to post on Facebook. Being that we're a sports-themed site, it's our job to show ladies that there are even more options to raise your game in 2011. Bodypaint is the new black. Are you single? You won't be after going as Calvin Johnson jersey chick to some Detroit bar. Are you a single lesbian? You won't be after going as Romo. JUMP!
Via our Internet sources, the Green Bay Packers ticket office this week sent out notices to fans who are on the team's season ticket waiting list. One guy (@MikeJMacco) reports that his spot at 26,210 is after joining the wait when he was 15 years old. The form is almost anti-climatic. Sorta like, 'What are you waiting around for?' The Packers waiting list is now officially bigger than the Sunday circulation of the city's newspaper. At least 88, 595 are on it. JUMP!
Maybe you remember Cris Carter dissing Calvin Johnson back in August. Last night was Megatron's official coming out party and he didn't disappoint, grabbing 5 balls for 130 yards & 1 TD. The performance from the Lions was so great that Mitch Albom could only start sentences this morning with one word, 'Change.' Now 5-0, the Lions get San Fran and Atlanta at Ford Field in consecutive weeks before a roadie to Denver. Tix still available.
Broncos QB Brady Quinn got passed over Tim Tebow in yesterday's loss to San Diego. Meanwhile, his girlfriend, gymnast Alicia Sacramone tore her Achilles while training in Japan. The couple may be cursed, but they're still in love, dammit! And why not? She's gorgeous & he has no reason to stay in Denver now that the Jesus Boy era has begun. We salute your level of commitment Brady Quinn and we'll do it with a gallery of your hot girlfriend. Check it!
For those of you forced yesterday to watch the Jets get manhandled by the Patriots and without the super-awesome NFL Red Zone channel, there was this incident in the NFL. It was the resurrection of Tim Tebow. He's back. He's trending on Twitter. Will He start next week? Will John Fox be forced to start Him? Never before in the history of this league has a third-string QB caused this much commotion. After the jump, the NSFW hate speech from Week 5. JUMP!
BC reader Blake S. sent word very early this morning: "My friend got this yesterday." After 10 minutes of Google searches it seems that Blake's friend is the very first mentally stable person to get a giant Al Davis calf tat after the passing of the 82-year-old Raiders owner. It's not the tat we would have gotten, but it's not our leg. In other NFL news, it wasn't sexy last night, but the Packers went to 5-0 with a second-half comeback on the Falcons. Let's get rolling!
Erin Hawksworth is really hot. She's also a sports reporter for Seattle's Fox affiliate. That doesn't necessarily make her bright, though. Hawksworth was live on air prior to last weekend's Seahawks game when she quoted a fan in a chat room verbatim, dropping a nice f-bomb along the way. It doesn't look like she noticed, but the rest of the crew surely did. Here's the video and some photos of Hawksworth the whet your appetite. Check it!
Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder is loaded. How loaded? He just forked over $70 million for a gigantic luxury yacht called The Lady Anne. Maybe he can throw another $40 million at Albert Haynesworth and use him as an anchor. We've got the particulars, we've got the photos, and we've got the story of Snyder's latest purchase, which says "I'm a bigger baller than you could even dream of!" Check it!
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was on The Biggest Loser last night. Does anyone else see irony in this? Anyway, Tebow showed those fatties how to do some workouts and gave one hell of a motivational speech. Unfortunately, none of it worked, but Tebow should be used to that by now. We've got the video right here for you. Are you ready to get FIRED UP!? Check it!