Of course America was watching Baby Jesus pull off the miracle victory over the defending AFC champions. But were you watching the post-game presser where Big Ben decided it would be the logical move to show up in this sweet fedora? Twitter was watching and reacting. From rape references, to Tom Landry references, to 'hide your women' references, to 'who is his stylist' references. America went nuts and we were there to aggregate. JUMP!
We warned you guys that when all the money (80%+) in Vegas is on one team and the line barely moves, you're in big trouble. Last three NFL Division champions to be home underdogs on Wild Card Weekend: Chargers (vs. Colts), Seahawks (vs. Saints) and Broncos. All three were BIG underdogs and all three won outright. Denver now goes to New England where they are +13.5 dogs. In other news, Harvey Updyke was on Bourbon St. last night. Let's get rolling!
Orlando Franklin of the Denver Broncos looked "special" in his introduction picture against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust me Orlando, the cross eyed look is not a good one. What the hell is that on Tebow's lip? If he weren't a virgin, I would guess it's an out break of herpes. Might want to use some concealer Tim. Broncos fans dressed like idiots and more after the JUMP!
You've heard of the Manning face and even the Brady face, well here is the Coughlin face. It's a face of a man who just seems like he hates to be alive and nothing pleases him. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman called the game where Joe looked a little too excited to be there. The Atlanta Falcons and the New York Giants basically had no offense whatsoever in this game which created the infamous Coughlin face. Eli Manning also pegged his Offensive Lineman in the head. JUMP!
Whoever raised these kids deserves a 'Parent of The Year Award'. These kids made a sign that said "Here Kitty Kitty" and look like little thugs doing it. This is just great television. The NFC Wildcard playoff came down to the Detroit Lions and the New Orleans Saints in the Superdome where the fans dressed absolutely insane (as usual). Matthew Stafford also still has his mother dress him apparently. JUMP!
You know nobody likes you when you are the commissioner of the NFL and no one wants to sit with you. You'd think if you had some extra tickets and free popcorn to a playoff game between the Houston Texans and Cincinnati Bengals, you could probably find some hot chick to enjoy the game with you. Brian Cushing showed up in the intros to make us all wonder if he really did do steroids. JUMP!
This isn't some sort of Photoshop job from New Orleans this morning. It's the real deal. That goalpost really is going through an SUV, thanks to the photographic work of @MsPotts_ESPN. Now, let's talk NFL gambling. The O/U on the Saints-Lions game is sitting at 59. 85% of the money is on the over and the O/U has yet to move. Guess where the wiseguys will be betting this spot? Games: Cin-Hou is on NBC at 4:30 and Det-NO is on NBC at 8. Plan accordingly. Let's get rolling!
You know how we know it's playoff time in the NFL? Players are getting logos shaved into their heads. At least Arian Foster is. Texans OL Duane Brown tweeted this shot earlier today. Check out my dawg
@ArianFoster cut! #ReppinToTheFullest. You know what sucks for white guys? Contrast. You see any white guys getting NFL logos shaved into their heads? No, because our asses are either bald or just don't look good with pale skin & a logo in our hair. Just sayin.'
Denver radio host Mike Evans has a new tattoo thanks to Tim Tebow. The sports-talk host for 104.3 The Fan made a bet earlier this year with a caller that the Broncos would never get to eight wins. The Broncos were 2-4 at the time and Tebowmania had yet to sweep the nation. Evans put a Tebow tat on the line. Well, yesterday was payoff time. As you can see, the tat is a cross between NASCAR and virginity. More photos - JUMP!
Heat wave! It's going to be 60 today in the Philly region and that means one thing for Eagles QB Mike Vick: golf. Poor Eagles fan. You had the superteam all set to win a Super Bowl and now they're golfing on sunny January days. Your QB hasn't even been on winter break for seven days and he's already indirectly digging at that wound. That's usually what Bengals player would do to us - in October. More of Mike Vick talking golfing - JUMP!
Face it, if you don't have a team in the fight during the 2012 NFL Playoffs there are a couple of factors that make you watch: the love of football, gambling, it's winter and the fantasy that one day you'll have an NFL caliber WAG sitting on the couch with you watching Broncos-Steelers. What a crop of ladies we have this year. Eric Decker brings in Jessie James. Matthew Stafford has girlfriend Kelly Hall. Wes Welker has a Hooters Miss International GF. Helluva strong class of WAGs kick off the only season that matters tomorrow at 4:30 when the Bengals face the Texans. The journey to Indy is on. JUMP!
For those of us who grew up a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals, life was tough. You try moving away after college, walking into a Pennsylvania bar and asking the gruff guy serving drafts if he could switch a TV to the Bengals game. "Bengals fan?," a dirty local interjected in amazement. "I've never met a Bengals fan in real life," he continued. That was like 2002. They won twice that year. So imagine how it feels to have Andy Dalton right now. The guy is married & has a cute dog. JUMP!
Of course these morons were getting destroyed on Twitter last night over that rogue apostrophe. Just think of the hours it took to create this masterpiece. Cut them some slack. 81.6% of West Virginians finish high school, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. The national average is 84.6%. In other football news, the NY Giants are getting 75% of the betting action against the Falcons. Line is -3 & hasn't moved. Remember how Vegas keeps lights on. Let's get rolling!
Sammy Knight did pretty damn well for himself over an 11-year NFL career. The guy went from being undrafted in 1997 to having a long career that inlcuded 42 INTs and a Pro Bowl selection in 2001. He also made some coin. But now a USC assistant coach, Sam is looking to unload his Texas house in the affluent Woodlands neighborhood. The main highlights: the insane pool and those fountains in the kiddie pool. So damn cool. JUMP!
Say hello to the best thing to happen to Twitter in 2012. Wes f*king Welker. Welker tweeted this morning: "Look who got breakfast in bed!" That would be Ms. Hooters International Anna Burns about to enjoy a plate of nacho chips and ground beef (what it looks like to us). Of course the hate started immediately. Is that a paper plate? Is that a double bed? Cheap ass bedroom set. Etc. Eight days ago he tweeted a shot of grabbing Anna's ass on Christmas - JUMP!
Adrian Peterson underwent ACL surgery conducted by Dr. James Andrews on Friday in Birmingham, AL. But the real news was that Peterson was still in the hospital on Saturday night where he celebrated the New Year with this hospital bed photoshoot, complete with Blue Bell ice cream and family. Look, you guys want shots of 'hoes couch dancing Purple Jesus in an Atlanta nightclub? Wrong post. This is all about grindin' for 2012. JUMP!