The loyalists were out in Oxford, Mississippi last night where it was the bourbon drinkers vs. the Mormons in one of the stranger out-of-conference meetings of the year. You have the Southern, classy tailgating, lovable losers, Chicago Cubs of the SEC vs. a team that isn't allowed to have premarital sex. Ole Miss took a 13-0 4th quarter lead and it looked like the fans would go back to the grove for a victory drink. A recovered fumble in the end zone ended those plans. JUMP!
Welcome back to another year of Saturday mornings with Busted Coverage and our ESPN GameDay Signs project where we give you the best of the best from Dallas. It's Oregon-LSU tonight in what looks like a BCS Championship elimination game. We have boots on the ground to give you a feel for what's going on at Jerry's Place. New cheerleader blood. New pop culture sign references. A new year. Let's get rolling! JUMP!
What did we learn last night from college football? Very little. Yes, Wisconsin drilled UNLV (our NYC driver was a winner - UNLV +35). ESPN carried it and will drive it down your throat this morning. In true BC fashion, we went outside the box last night and were looking for great 2011 hair and came away with ASU Porn Stache. Name? No idea. Help us help Porn Stache a famous name amongst bloggers. email@example.com
In honor of the Wisconsin Badgers and the beginning of the college football season (about damn time!) we give you Holli, the hottest Bucky backer we could find. She's not only gorgeous, but she's ripped and she likes to fire off a few rounds every now and then. So, if you have a fetish for Wisconsin Badgers fans or hot chicks with guns then we've got the gallery for you! Check it!
So I was riding to LaGuardia yesterday and had a great conversation with a driver who was telling me about his anticipation for the college football season. How he'd been researching the gambling lines. How he usually throws $10 on a game. How he has eyes on tonight's UNLV vs. Wisconsin game. Rebels getting 35. The ride ends, we share pleasantries. I throw him a $20 & tell him to put it on the Rebels. Tonight, 8 EST.
The college football season kicks off Thursday night with scrub teams battling BCS conference doormats. In other words it's going to be a boring night of college football. The real deal happens Saturday in Dallas when LSU meets Oregon. Of course that means that the Ducks' cheerleaders will also be making their 2011-12 debut. Last night the ladies were busy shooting a poster & being covered in a very, very dark bronzer. JUMP!
Jim Tressel is breaking out of his cocoon thanks to the beginning of the 2011 college football season and the fact that Donna Shalala was in bed with a Miami-based scumbag. A few tattoos and lying to the NCAA doesn't look as bad when there are plenty of scumbags stealing The Vest's thunder. Jim went on Cleveland's ESPN affiliate Friday to talk about his love of Terrelle Pryor and what Jim will do on Saturdays in Sept. Brought a tear to our eye. JUMP!
Ever since former booster and convicted swindler Nevin Shapiro outed the University of Miami for widespread NCAA rules violations new t-shirt designs have been popping up. Most of them are designed to kick The U while they're down, but the latest takes a direct shot at Shapiro. Check them all out right here. JUMP!
A cryptic message was sent to us this afternoon from one of our reliable sources on the Bayou. "Picture of one of the guys involved in the LSU fight. I believe his name is Andrew Lowery. I decided not to post because LSU fans have direct access to my house and flamable substances." It's our understanding that this photo had been floating around SEC message boards over the weekend. Meanwhile, Jordan Jefferson still doesn't know who Thomas Jefferson is. JUMP!
Are a few of the following photos weak? Of course, but they all can't be 10s. Deal with it. Don't even start emailing us saying, "Weak. That Kentucky chick is just bonging a beer." Um, true, but did you happen to catch the handicap dude photobombing her ass from the comfy motorized wheelchair. Suck it. Anyway, we're two weeks from the first college football weekend and you need inspiration for your 2011 beer bong. This should help. Bongs! Grandma ripping a bong! JUMP!
A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!
It's the story straight males in this country are talking about. Yahoo! Sports has pretty much brought down the Hurricanes football program with its huge report on cash payments, strippers, yachts and even an abortion for the players. (Knocked up stripper had the abortion.) If you haven't read the report, stop what you're doing and grab a drink. Of course Twitter has gone crazy & all the normal characters have cute tweets. Here are the best of the best. JUMP!