Are a few of the following photos weak? Of course, but they all can't be 10s. Deal with it. Don't even start emailing us saying, "Weak. That Kentucky chick is just bonging a beer." Um, true, but did you happen to catch the handicap dude photobombing her ass from the comfy motorized wheelchair. Suck it. Anyway, we're two weeks from the first college football weekend and you need inspiration for your 2011 beer bong. This should help. Bongs! Grandma ripping a bong! JUMP!
A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!
It's the story straight males in this country are talking about. Yahoo! Sports has pretty much brought down the Hurricanes football program with its huge report on cash payments, strippers, yachts and even an abortion for the players. (Knocked up stripper had the abortion.) If you haven't read the report, stop what you're doing and grab a drink. Of course Twitter has gone crazy & all the normal characters have cute tweets. Here are the best of the best. JUMP!
We're pretty sure the following Craigslist posting offering OchoCinco the opportunity to move in with some guy's parents is a joke. Pretty sure, but stranger things have happened and maybe Ocho would be down with the 1500 sq. ft. basement with "the fastest Internet this side of Cincinnati." You gotta hand it to Patriots fan, they finally have someone with a shred of personality compared to Darth Vader and his sweatshirt. JUMP!
It's that time of year when Busted Coverage unleashes it's photo gathering & college research team on campuses from the Atlantic to the Pacific in search of college cheerleaders. Today we go straight up the USA Today Top 25 poll and peek in at Florida State where, for the first time in a long time, the ladies will be cheering for a high-profile program. Our first subject for '11 is Chelsea. Go crazy, Brent Musberger! JUMP!
Our special agents on the ground in State College shot this photo of Joe Paterno at yesterday's practice where the old coot somehow managed to get his ass onto the practice field. His wing is busted up after the freak practice accident, but it was just a little bump in the road. There he is with his two-deep roster and a personal chauffeur cruising around practice. Meanwhile, his son was running a caption contest. JUMP!
The Indiana football team has a new football coach named Kevin Wilson and this is his first BCS-level head coaching job. Dude is amped to take the Hoosiers from the usual Big Ten doormat to a team at the top of the conference. Good luck, coach. Kevin took time out of his morning today to join the Zakk & Jack (Trudeau) Show. It didn't exactly go very well for either side. Let's just say Kevin wasn't in a mood for joking - JUMP!
For those of you who laughed at us for buying Cam Newton's BCS Championship game pants, and emailed us to call us stupid, who's laughing now? About 13 hours ago, Playboy's Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmondson modeled the pants in a shoot that is going to make these pants bigger than life. The photos will become a must-see. Boys will clamor for a poster for their wall. Fathers will oblige. This is big time. JUMP!
Want to know what South Florida's two-deeps look like? Trying to keep track of who Utah has at safety? Interested in how Steve Sarkisian's offense will handle the departure of Jake Locker? Wrong blog. But if you want to see a year-old YouTube video of Auburn chick being egged on to eat this lizard, we're your site. 'C'mon, pound it. Getcha a swig of Dew and bite it in half.' Oh, college football how we love you. JUMP!
Think just because Tim Tebow has been named the 2nd-string QB in Denver the Bible-thumping fans are going to just sit at home and sulk? Not these Tebow fans. Look at how proud they are of those eyeblacks. It's not healthy for the young boy to learn this kind of behavior because by the time he reaches high school his ass is going to get lit up by upperclassmen who need some extra beer money. Good morning, let's go!
Know how much it costs to overnight 4 BC t-shirts and Cam Newton's BCS game-worn pants to Los Angeles? $74. Most of you remember how Busted Coverage bought Cam's pants from Auburn University back in May. Yeah, well now we're about to put the lovely Jaime Edmondson in those pants as part of our college/NFL football kickoff coverage. Other sites bore your ass to death with stupidity. Not us. JUMP!
Fallen hero Jim Tressel might have the support of his former players but now the mockery of Sweater Vest has spread to other Ohio campuses, specifically Ohio University. And there's more from the Tressel front. Players hoping to wear JT bracelets for their fallen warrior/father figure have been told that the plastic tributes won't be necessary. NO BRACELETS! Play football, morons. JUMP!
This photo of college guys with bulging pectoral muscles, tats, chains and a Chucky doll has been making its rounds amongst the SEC crowd. Figured since most of you are Midwesterners, East Coasters and maybe a few Mountain Time Zoners it was worth posting for your amusement. That's the Florida Gators' defensive line. Odds are at least one will end up in prison before 25. You should be scared right now - JUMP!
The fine folks in Newbury, Ohio have been tweeting that Casey Anthony has decided the tiny northeast Ohio town is where she'll live - for now. Today, via TMZ & Splash News photographers, we know that Casey is back to repping her Ohio State Buckeyes (has family in OH). There she is shopping, at Lennox Center in Columbus, looking through clothes at Old Navy. We tried to tell you Ohio wasn't dull. JUMP!
Who knew that Trey Burton could whip up a mean doughnut batter? Not this blogging outfit. It seems that the Gators' QB took part (not sure who approved of this) in some cooking show hatched up by a couple of jersey chasers who have a YouTube channel with 54 subscribers. The ladies, Kavita Channe & Jen Soko, have interviewed a number of famous celebrities, but never a 19-year-old QB. Time to ramp up the cleav! JUMP!
For the last three years of our lives there have been a couple legit reasons to look forward to the last weekend in July. This is the official kickoff to the football season. Teams are in camp. Colleges are welcoming players to campus. And the USC Song Girls invade Lake Tahoe for the annual band retreat. Bloggers who are normally making their Top 5 Nickel Defenses In The Big 12 lists, pause for a moment of appreciation. Those 3 letters. Water. JUMP!