LSU and Alabama, the top two teams in the current AP and BCS college football polls, meet in just over 24 hours at Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa. ESPN's College Gameday can yammer on about the unstoppable force-immovable object metaphor of LSU's offense and the 'Bama defense; Busted Coverage gets you inside info on the two schools from people who look a lot better naked than Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. Hello, ladies! JUMP!
There's a lot of excitement surrounding this weekend's matchup between LSU and Alabama and it isn't all focused on the field. Some of it will be focused in the bedroom thanks to Craigslist's casual encounters. We've been trolling through the Alabama casual encounters to see what kind off-the-field action might be available and, well, we're happy to report there's some pretty nice opportunities for some very specific people. Sportin' a big black dong? You're in demand. Check it!
What can possibly be said about this hair (via @iJig2Pieces)? We've been left speechless and it's usually over a supermodel's ass. Not this time. Just some random LSU weave. We want answers and we needed them yesterday. How long does it take an artist to complete such work? Over/Under is 3 hours. In other LSU-Alabama news, the folks at AL.com found Bama fans making a Corndog Casserole which also includes whiskey & lots of bacon. Let's get rolling!
As is usual with Busted Coverage's football coverage, we worked our way through the hottest chicks on the LSU campus, found Sophia Beretta and talked her into taking some mirror shots. While other sites are boring you with Xs and Os, BC is pounding the pavement for our loyal following. Of course you might know of Sophia from her NSFW photos in the November, Girls of the SEC Playboy issue. But Uncle BC has Ms. Beretta in her Tiger thong. JUMP!
Yes, that's two BOOM's in one day. Swear we'll stop tomorrow. Anyway, it's LSU-Bama Week® and it's our intention to stick with the BC plan of doing things differently than the rest of these tools with an WordPress account. About two years ago we discovered, by accident, an Alabama cheerleader named Sidney McGough and was instantly smitten with her ability to kill animals. Deer, turkey, largemouth bass, saltwater fish. DEAD. Anyway, here's her update. JUMP!
First, that "LSU Save Your Gas" sign floating around this week is from 2009, the last time LSU traveled to Tuscaloosa. The Bammers won that game 24-15 on the way to a BCS Championship. What's going to happen this year? No idea. But, we do know both sides will entertain our asses this week. There's Nick Saban pumpkin. LSU casket. There are Bama victory-inspired headstones. And even a couple cute Bama coeds in QB costumes. One day closer. Let's get rolling!
It's ESPN Gameday's first and only trip to USC in 2011 for the game against Stanford and it's not exactly a must-see. But it's a chance to slobber on Andrew Luck. We're a little late getting going this morning and you can thank that to a late night in Chicago. This city on Halloween weekend can break the best of you. Anyway, the signs aren't exactly great outside the Coliseum, but you get a few classics. Andrew Luck Wears Skinny Jeans! JUMP!
Now, before you idiots start ranting about "Just leave her alone. Let her have a life, you assholes." Um, some starstruck religious chick (@annenoland) yesterday snapped this shot and uploaded it to Twitter. Did Anne approach Erin to tell her she was a big fan? "no I didn't. Too speechless. Plus she was stressed out and on the phone with her publicist.
#famouspeopleproblems." As for the food, looks like a Pick Two. Salad & mac & cheese. Let's get rolling!
We've been keeping an eye on QB Aaron Murray's Twitter page for about eight months now thanks to a back-and-forth he was having with a UGA coed with dreams of becoming a sideline reporter. We're pretty sure he was drilling for oil. Anyway, someone in Tallahassee had their camera out for this shot of Murray in his FSU shirt and holding a Busch Light with a former Georgia Tech footballer. Quite a way for a SEC QB to spend his bye week before the Cocktail Party. JUMP!
In our honest opinion, Little Dooley, the hair isn't quite on target. That curly q on the left side of your head is totally not Tennessee head coach Derek Dooley. We know, because this Google Image Search shows us that Derek prefers the part on left side of his head. Something about helping him make great offensive calls. Says that side of his hair is what makes him a genius. Nice try, though. 'Bama-LSU coverage starts today. Let's get rolling! (via @miklyn12)
East Lansing woke up this morning to bright sunny skies and a perfect record thanks to one of the craziest endings to a college football game in the 21st Century. In case you're just waking up and haven't seen how MSU beat Wisconsin, here is your video proof of the dramatics. Earlier in the day, BC had boots on the ground for ESPN GameDay where MSU students wanted to marry Erin Andrews & Russell Wilson was the object of nightlight jokes. JUMP!
Mark down this date in football history - Bill Belichick wore a suit on a sidelines. Major moment in time. The Hooded Wookiee was actually in Louisville for the game. We figure it was to see his son play for Rutgers, but still efforting what the deal was with the jacket and tie. BC is up early and about to hit the road to East Lansing for ESPN GameDay. It's a Michigan State first since 1999. Of course MSU cheerleaders are excited for this huge opportunity.
After the huge success of Oklahoma Sooners superfan (and law student) Ashley Ferrara, we decided it was time to start efforting other models with BCS affiliations who'd go Scar-Jo for you guys. Ashley recommended her friend Tiffany Oertel, an Orange County, California fitness model. One thing led to another and we learned Tiffany had a Boise State shirt in the closet perfectly shredded for a Busted Coverage photoshoot. Once again, Uncle BC coming through. JUMP!
Our original choice for Morning Twitpic was lonely Arizona chick all by herself in the stands near the end of last night's blowout, 48-12, victory over UCLA. Her lonely, arms crossed, demeanor seemed like a good way of getting the morning started. But it was 'Popeye' that stole our hearts. The forearm jumped off the screen at us. Then our eyes moved left to that giant wedding ring. And the black biker bands. $100 says he's 26. That desert will age you. Let's get rolling.
Notre Dame is a bully -- not so much on the football field like they once were, but definitely in the legal arena. The university is forcing a small school in Kansas that was leveled by a tornado and only reopened this year to change their Fighting Irish logo. Apparently, people were confusing the high school with the university... or something. This leads us to believe the Chapman High School football team really sucks, too.
As you might know by know, Busted Coverage spent a few weeks on the road this fall attending some of the biggest college football games with Quinn the AXE mannequin and our cohorts at COED Magazine. We made it to four ESPN GameDay stops and knocked off dozens of bucket list items. There were pictures with Erin Andrews, multiple beers at the best college bars & of course we met a few celebrities including Desmond Howard who answered 5 Questions.