Wow, what a game last night in Ames, Iowa where ESPN documented Iowa State's first victory - EVER - over a #2 ranked team. You know what we hate this morning? We hate Alabama fan's reaction in this Tuscaloosa bar. You assholes had your chance a couple weeks ago and couldn't score a TD at home against LSU. You also couldn't make a FG. But, you'll eventually get your BCS shot because the rest of college football can't get its shit together. Anyway, let's get rolling.
Sarah Palin has said she would have no problem bringing the rope to a hanging of Jerry Sandusky (even though he's still innocent). Now we have Howard Stern bringing a voice of reason to this case. "They should cut his b**** off, I mean, what are you going to do with a guy like that? This is the real stuff that sickens me and should sicken all Americans." Meanwhile, this morning someone either punched or kicked in a window at Sandusky's house. OCCUPY SANDUSKY!
Via Busted Coverage's Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Of course the crazy Virginia Tech rednecks were out in full force tonight in Blacksburg. Is there anything else to do on a Thursday night in the hills of Va? Not unless sitting at home and watching Pawn Stars DVRs sounds like a blast. Anyway, there were freezing conditions, some dude with his lunch pail and Jenn Brown up to her normal sideline duties. Catch that ACC football fever. JUMP!
Our friend Darren Rovell (he actually follows us so f-off) this afternoon had this to say about an NCAA '12 screencap that crossed his desk: Horribly unfortunate caption in NCAA '12 for Penn State-OSU game. Oh, come one now, it's just a computer pumping out the headlines. Or is it? Sandusky? Is that you, you queer child molester? You conspiring with Spanier and Schultz to disgrace NCAA '12 with this disgusting prose? It just won't end. Those poor kids! (@darrenrovell)
A simple tweet went out last night from Erin Pageviews to the infamous SI swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen. Did EA just break news on her Twitter account about the future of her career? Sure looks that way to us. The world of sideline reporters just got a tad bit more interesting. (Kudos to our friend Mike for holding that umbrella at the Michigan GameDay stop.) JUMP!
Kudos to Holly Davis for having her head on swivel and finding the now infamous Roll Tide Truck parked at the local gas station getting a fill up. You might remember this video where the RTT owner showed off the amusement park on the back of that ride. Best fan truck in all of college sports. Not even a competition. In other news this morning, Jon Stewart went off on Jerry Sandusky last night. The conclusion: Jer is a horrible liar. Let's get rolling!
Everyone's favorite Lingerie Football League color analyst, Sean Salibury, has been keeping his finger on the pulse of all things Jerry Sandusky and is about to blow a gasket. The ex-ESPN horndog is now over at Total College Sports where he's free to speak his mind. The problem is that only 2,200 Twitter followers are getting his message. Anyway, Sean has strong words for what should happen to Pedobear. Karma is a bitch. Let some sort of justice be served...JUMP!
You thought a gigantic pedophile sex scandal in State College would freak people out to the point they'd stop getting laid for a weekend? NO FRIGGIN' WAY! Craigslist is fired up for Penn State vs. Nebraska. Three-ways, random pre-game BJs, guys looking for weekend beef, etc. Fans are looking to relieve some stress and Craigslist State College is your Yellow Pages. Personally, we'd like to offer some advice. If the dude on the other side of the email sends you this photo, RUN! JUMP!
Ashton Kutcher got himself into the news last night thanks to the Joe Paterno firing. This tweet set off a sh$%storm as America went into mob mode on @aplusk: "How do you fire JoPa?
#insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste." That was followed by an eruption from the mob and resulted in Kutcher deleting the post. Which then resulted in an "I'm sorry" tweet to smooth over his ass since he's a backer of childrens' rights group. NSFW tweets - JUMP!
Loudmouth radio guy and Pittsburgh media maven Mark Madden was on WEEI in Boston this morning and dropped an enormous rumor bomb concerning the Jerry Sandusky scandal. Madden told the Dennis & Callahan show that two prominent national columnists are investigating whether The Diddler was pimping out Second Mile kids to rich donors. We don't know if those were Second Mile or Penn State donors. Listen to the show - here. 7:00 mark.
And so it went down last night on the State College campus. Penn State has erupted into chaos as students went nuts in the streets. The Penn State Board of Trustees held a meeting late last night and announced they had fired Joe Paterno - via telephone call. Of course Saturday was to be Paterno's final home game after 62 years at Penn State. Won't happen. He's history and of course the morons at Penn State wanted one final goodbye. Let's get rolling today!
The Jerry Sandusky child rape scandal just keeps growing and in one of the more disturbing moves, suddenly his memorabilia is showing up for auction on eBay. There's the autographed 'Touched' book that's already been bid up to $41 since being posted last night. Our attention then turned to a 1986 Fiesta Bowl ring that supposedly once belonged to Sandusky. The seller says he has COA papers. Yes, this world is a disgusting place. JUMP!
ABC News caught up with former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky this weekend and, of course, the alleged child-raping pervert was wearing his Nittany Lions jacket. By now you've heard that Sandusky was supposedly raping boys whom he came into contact with via a non-profit he'd founded back in the day. Joe Paterno knew about at least one incident back in 2002. Nothing happened. Now people want answers. Tweets! JUMP!
How many different ways can an Alabama newspaper spin last night's game into an EPIC defensive game for the ages? Many. We warned you - with a BC twist - as to how kicking would be a major star in the LSU-Alabama game. Jeremy Shelley's girlfriend, Blair McElroy (yes, Greg's sister), is kinda salty this morning. While LSU was busy dicking around with a two QB system, Saban had to figure out which kicker to run out there. So sad, Bama. The headlines! JUMP!
Folks, we warned you last week that, just like ESPN, we would be taking your nuts and shoving them up against a wall and driving Alabama & LSU coverage against them until they're flattened like a rack of ribs at Dreamland BBQ up on the hill in Tuscaloosa. Now, who's up for a $1,000,000 Ben Teeter original painting of the 2009 BCS Champions? Hottest item on eBay right now. Feel like throwin some money around. Nut up, Bama Nation. JUMP!
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