This year's Egg Bowl (Ole Miss-Mississippi St.) wasn't exactly on the radar of the mainstream media so it makes sense that an f-bomb cleated into the MSU end zone was missed until today. Cow poke fans on Twitter claim that Ole Miss TE Jamal Mosley is responsible for that f-bomb you see in the pound sign that was painted especially for the 2011 Egg Bowl. Guys, this is the greatest non-frat prank in rivalry weekend history. F-bombing an end zone! Clutch! JUMP!
Yesterday was a watershed moment in the history of taking a leak on a football sideline. Nick Novak was caught by CBS cameras…
Remember that one Monday morning when Kim Kardashian announced her divorce from Kris Humphries and everyone attacked her for being a lying bitch? Yeah, well Urban Meyer is getting the Kardashian treatment - mostly from angry Michigan & Florida fans - because he really is the new head coach at Ohio State. You guys really wanted him to show up Luke Fickell during Michigan week? That wasn't happening. Here comes the hate! JUMP!
Our fellow Coed Media Group editor, Neal at Coed Magazine, sent this one last night as we watched Michigan-Ohio State: The Rivalry on HBO OnDemand. It seems that this chick went absolutely bonkers over some great 'Cocks play in the rivalry game against Clemson. It's now time for you guys to do your thing. Earn your Busted Coverage stripes. Name 'Cocks fan. We want Facebook bikini photos, etc. Inbox should be loaded by tomorrow morning: email@example.com
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Even though Florida State students can't read they flocked to Ben Hill Griffin Stadium to watch their Seminoles take on the Florida Gators in "The Swamp". "Ghostface" from the Scream series was spotted by the Gator band section and horrendous looking Florida State girl held up a sign asking Santa to beat the Gators. I thought Seminole girls were supposed to be attractive? JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Alabama WR Marquis Maze just saw Auburn's punter shank a punt for 18 yards and gave his best "Trollface" ever. The caption should read "U MAD BRO?" Alabama is currently dominating Auburn in the Iron Bowl. Expect to see ALL OF THE SCHAUDENFREUDE. AJ McCarron has already thrown a flea flicker pass. Expect Alabama to unleash the dogs. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: During what is referred to as "The Game", Ohio State took on Michigan in Ann Arbor. This season Michigan finally put bodies in their seats for this game now that they are actually not absolutely terrible. All of these fans got to witness a some brawl break out between the Ohio State and Michigan players. Michigan fans also dressed up in some crazy attire. You can't blame them, what the hell else is there to do in Michigan?
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The Iron Bowl is one of the most intense rivalries in all of College Football. However, ESPN confiscated almost 80% of the Auburn fans signs forcing one guys sign to just read "THIS IS A POSTER". Real creative bro. No Alabama insults were left out including the fact that Alabama can't hit a Field Goal if their lives depended on it. JUMP!
Someone tell us Harvey Updyke is in Auburn, Alabama today - please. We want YouTube videos sent our way, etc. It's supposed to be rivalry weekend in college football but you have a 'down' Auburn team about to get steamrolled by Alabama who realizes they're about to play LSU for the national championship without even having to play in the SEC Championship game. Then there is OSU-Michigan. Someone keep track of Meyer mentions. Let's get rolling.
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShfit35: Dennis Erickson, the head coach of The Arizona State University, is not having a great night against the California Bears this Friday night. Vontaze Burflict is here to take your girl, your touchdowns, your Quarterback down, and probably your soul. Zach Maynard is actually making this a game against the Sun Devils as a former basketball player that can run the ball in the end zone when necessary. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: West Virginia fans flocked to watch their team play against the Panthers. You guessed it, the bro in the uniform is wearing a raccoon piece. Expect every couch in this town to get burned tonight if WVU wins. I'm sure West Virginia will do well after Dana Holgorsen has drank his 8 Red Bulls. Also, if WVU wins, expect Dana to make it to Atlantic City in time to double down on a pair on sixes at a casino tonight. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Tyrann Matthieu is known for his love of his synthetic weed and taking the ball away from your favorite Quarterback. During the CBS intro, it looks as if Tyrann aka "The Honey Badger" packed a bowl of his favorite synthetic "sticky icky" right before his player picture was taken. Let's see if this affects his performance in the "Battle of the Boot" where LSU takes on Arkansas. JUMP!
So we were just flipping it around this afternoon and realized Tulsa and Houston were gettin' it on in some Conference USA action. Seemed interesting since Case Keenum needs a huge day to keep his Heisman hopes alive. And then Tulsa's kicker popped a 51-yarder and the Fox camera panned right to Hyena and those choppers. Just think of the mouthful of turkey this dude pounded yesterday. Just killed half a bird in three bites. Suck it, Kobayashi. JUMP!
In our search for all things obscure related to the Auburn vs. Alabama Iron Bowl we came across a questionnaire from an Alabama hospital that wants new parents to tell them what team their newborn son or daughter is rooting for. Of course we've always heard these hospitals are kooky about this rivalry, but now we get to actually see how kooky. Alabama sports writer Brian App's wife popped out a kid recently & this was waiting for him yesterday. JUMP!
And Iron Bowl week rolls on with Jake and Too Dope as they smoke cigarettes, a couple bongloads and hammer some MD while anticipating a game their parents have driven into their heads since they were old enough to be pulled off the nipple. Meanwhile, here is Montgomery, Alabama resident Oakley Melton (Alabama fan). Dude has been to every Iron Bowl since 1948. His homeboys keep dying off but Oakley keeps rocking on at 84. One day closer. Let's get rolling!
Via Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The students of Ohio University are out in full force with ill planned body painting. Just a guess that 'I' is dating 'O' and 'Becky' only got in on tonight's MAC action because 'Keith' promised her a night out in Athens where it's either a football game or smoking meth in a double-wide. So 'Becky' promptly scrounged up her sweet Jordache jeans and slapped an 'O' on that gut. Who's ready for some MAC screencaps? JUMP!