How do you know your college football season sucked balls? You lose by one point to TCU, lose your place in the BCS Championship game and get stuck visiting Vegas in Dec. for the Las Vegas Bowl. Such is life for Kellen Moore & Boise. So there he was last night 'enjoying' the bowl festivities in dreary downtown Vegas with Elvis. Even the high-quality hookers usually hanging at MGM are in hibernation. As an added bonus, your last college game will be a blowout of Arizona St. (via @theUNLVBigGuy)
The amount of alcohol consumed by the attendees of the Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl must have been astronomical. In almost every shot, you can see someone chugging a beer. Also, this FIU Panther fan thought it would be a good idea to bring her new born baby to the game. Great parenting skills Brenda. If you look closely behind the Marshall fans, you can see someone wearing a Stormtrooper helmet. You have to be at least 10 beers deep to consider that doing that. JUMP!
The news is dropping in the Ohio State tattoo scandal coverup and it's not good if you wanted to see OSU in a 2012 bowl game. The Columbus Dispatch is reporting that the Buckeyes will be banned from a 2012 bowl game and will lose 9 scholarships over the next three seasons. Athletic Director Gene Smith is officially trending on Twitter and those of you who hate Ohio State are getting your day in the sun. Enjoy it, but remember, your school is likely next. JUMP!
You pumped up for two struggling college football superpowers playing in the Gator Bowl on January 2? Yeah, same here. But imagine for a second that you are a member of the Florida Gators football program and were dumped by Urban Meyer because of his poor heart ailment. Imagine you're UF cheerleader Tarin and you commit to the Gators because Urban gets the team to BCS games in exotic locales like Glendale or New Orleans. This bowl game is personal. JUMP!
Look at that man. Nails. You think a little blood streaming down Rusty Whitt's face during the New Orleans Bowl is going to change his demeanor? No f-ing way. You know how there are guys who act like hardos that aren't really hardos once the blood starts flowing. Not Whitt. Dude was Special Forces. Used to blast terrorist asses into pieces. Used to help terrorist visit their virgins. You want a strength and conditioning coach who's worth every penny? Sergeant Whitt is your dude. JUMP!
Kerwynn Williams was either a character in the House Party movies or he should look into getting a haircut. Tyler Tettleton of the Ohio Bobcats apparently had a sweaty palms issues and just threw the ball through his in own end zone [Video]. Utah State and the Ohio Bobcats were forced to play on Boise State's "Smurf Turf" so mostly all you could see on your television screen was pure blue. The largest potato made an appearance for the Idaho Potato Bowl. JUMP!
Literally dozens of people showed up to the Gildan New Mexico Bowl. One of those fans happened to be Bob the Wyoming fan who probably just escaped from the nearest mental institution. What the hell are you wearing Bob? New Mexico is known for being the hot air balloon capital of the world. It looked as if most people were watching from their air balloons because the stadium was empty. Also, kicker trick shot on video! . JUMP!
You get 3 bowl games today & none of them are as highly anticipated as Temple-Wyoming in ABQ for the New Mexico Bowl. Said one Wyoming player during this empty presser: "Before this bowl game I didn't know where Temple was." You shit talking the Owls, bro? Also, good for the NCAA. Nice to see you're allowing the Hard Rock Casino to be a bowl sponsor. Send the right message. I'm heading out early. Matt The Screencapper will be here throughout the day. Be nice.
Carl, the Sam Houston State fan, was caught on television during the NCAA FCS Championship Semifinal. This guy seems to think that his FCS school is ready to face number one ranked LSU in the BCS National Championship. Cool story bro. Beating the shit out of Montana definitely should be a qualifier for the championship. Tyrann Mathieu has a message for you Carl. HT KegsNEggs JUMP!
Our favorite courtroom live tweeter, Newsday's Jim Baumbach, is at it again today via the preliminary hearing for Tim Curley and Gary Schultz in the Jerry Sandusky sex-capade case. First up, Mike McQueary to explain what he saw and heard in that shower back in 2002. Of course the government is hinging its case on McQueary's witness testimony and what was said to Joe Paterno about the shower incident. In Mike's own words - JUMP!
President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden showed up to watch the Army Navy game. Tracy Wolfson looked like she was freezing on the sidelines and bundled herself up in everything she could find to stay warm. The stadium was packed which will happen when the girls at both of your schools can squat more than your linebackers. One Navy fan was particularly psyched for this game. JUMP!
What do I have in common with Case Keenum this morning? We've both brushed up against Erin Andrews and our wives haven't left us. That's right, Mrs. Busted was cool with the BC-EA meeting in Tallahassee this fall. Last night it was Keenum's turn and Kimberly was cool with her award-winning hubby lusting after Pageviews. How do we know? Case tweeted about it. JUMP!
It's that time of the year when Busted Coverage bucks the norm & hands out sports awards you guys actually care about. Which one of you fools sat through that garbage from ESPN last night. You really care Robert Griffin won the Davey O'Brien Award? Sh!t, that thing will be in a pawn shop within 2-3 years. Might fill the Escalade for a trip from Texas to training camp. Anyway, today we get our yearly BC Awards rolling with Best Cheerleader Rack Of 2011. JUMP!
So ESPN is doing its thing this week with the Heisman Trophy contenders. It just happens that Erin Andrews yesterday ran into Trent Richardson at Disney World and had ice cream together. Spooning a double dip? Those of you freaking out over Trent missing class need to relax. Finals are next week. Like this week means anything to a top-5 NFL draft pick. Erin reports on Twitter: "Trent Richardson says he's starstruck!!," upon meeting a certain white girl. Let's get rolling!
We were in Tallanasty this fall for some tailgating before the Oklahoma game and we can promise that panties will be dropping if you roll into town in this 1984 charter bus currently for sale on eBay. Why this bus? Because the owner claims it's the 'official' team bus used by "FSU during their first and second nation championships in 04' and 00'." (Just go with it. The eBayer is on a roll. Trust us.) Couple stripper poles & you're in business! JUMP!
What, you don't have this in men's XXXL? Don't think this is possible? It is and this image is still live on Dicks.com. Get one for your kid this holiday season, take his/her photo and make him/her an Internet star. BTW, when exactly did kid's long-sleeve t-shirts jump to $22? Nike should be ashamed of themselves. If you're buying little Jimmy a $22 shirt that he's going to trash in backyard football, we recommend Target. Those $8 shirts are just as good. (via @rmontonio)