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June 17th, 2011

Jordan Jefferson Gets Redemption On ESPN By Grabbing Erin Andrews’ Ass?

You might remember yesterday when we helped make Jordan Jefferson famous this week for his answer to “Which Jefferson Is This?” pop quiz on ESPN. Of course he flubbed the answer to a picture of Thomas Jefferson by calling him George – on live national TV. Well, we can now report that Jordan exacted revenge on ESPN HQ by taking this photo and maybe getting in an ass grab on pageviews. You be the judge. Hand on the ass? Full photo – JUMP!

June 9th, 2011

Cam Newton, Jimmy Clausen Go Whitewater Rafting [9 Photos]

It’s pretty rare to see a #1 NFL draft pick and franchise QB whitewater rafting, but that’s exactly what Cam Newton and his Carolina Panthers teammates were up to this week in Charlotte at the U.S. National Whitewater Center. Who are we to judge how the Franchise spends his off time? All we can say, as you’ll see after the JUMP, is that Jimmy Clausen is riding in the front of a raft while Newton has protection from the new guy, Jeremy Shockey.

June 8th, 2011

Remember How Terrelle Pryor Defined Biotches On Facebook? [Photo]

Ahh, the day has finally arrived when all the work we put into proving that Terrelle Pryor was Hollywood As Hell have finally come to fruition. We’re Ohio born, bred and tax paying and knew pretty much right away that this guy was HUGE trouble for Ohio State. How? Our inbox from 2008-10 speaks for itself. And so does the report we filed last year when Terrelle Pryor still used Facebook and filed this definition of what makes a woman a biotch. TPeezy’s definition – JUMP!

June 5th, 2011

Jim Tressel’s Front Yard Pep Rally Includes Vest Guaranteeing Victories [Photos]

There was a Jim Tressel pep rally yesterday in Columbus included song, chants, predictions and about 200 students and supporters thanking The Vest for lying to the NCAA. Media reports from the event say about 200 supporters marched in 90-degree heat from campus to Jim’s gated community to honor their disgraced coach. Of course Jim was home, dressed in OSU gear and ready to sing. Video & Photos! JUMP!

June 1st, 2011

Central Arkansas Trumps Boise With Purple/Gray Field Turf [Photos]

Never knew there was a University of Central Arkansas? Didn’t realize the school was installing a new playing surface on its football field that looks like a bad paint job on a 1992 Chevy Geo? Us either, but some dude on Twitter just happened to be in the neighborhood, saw the field and decided to provide America with another school to hate because it got rid of fake green grass. You’re dead to us, UCA. Purple and black grass? D-E-A-D. Bonus shot – JUMP!

May 30th, 2011

Jim Tressel Falls On Knife For 5-Star Idiot Terrelle Pryor; Vest Resigns

On November 17, 2009 Busted Coverage posted photos of Terrelle Pryor looking slightly boozy at The Little Bar in Columbus, Ohio. Said establishment is a 21 & up bar. Pryor wasn’t 21. Almost immediately the hate emails started flowing into our inbox. Ohio Sate fans promised to kick our asses, said it was a non-story and stayed totally loyal to the program. Today Jim Tressel fell on a knife and resigned. Plenty of blame will go to Tressel, but a five-star recruit from Pennsylvania was the nail in the coffin.

May 27th, 2011

Cam Newton’s BCS Pants Have Arrived & We’re Taking Them To The Bar

We know most of you have hit the road for the weekend and won’t be back to work until Tuesday. However, BC had one last post in us today and it’s with great pleasure that we can now say that Cam Newton’s BCS Championship pants reside in Big Ten country. There are big plans for these Under Armour pants. Jaime Edmondson is in negotiations with us to slide into Cam’s Pants for a photo shoot. A couple more shots of BC’s new prized possession – JUMP!

May 18th, 2011

Cam Newton’s BCS Championship Pants Now Belong To Busted Coverage!

It comes with great pleasure for the Busted Coverage staff to announce that this fine operation has been victorious in the purchase of, via Auburn University, the game pants worn by Cam Newton during the BCS Championship. What do we have planned for the pants? They will reside in Ohio and have a nice comfy spot where select friends of Busted Coverage Nation will be given the privilege to look at and maybe touch the grass stains from that night in Glendale. Why purchase these pants? We have a secret plan and it might include the upcoming Harvey Updyke trial. JUMP!

May 17th, 2011

Gene Chizik Promises Cam Newton Calf 100 Bottles Of Milk, New Church

The guy on the left is Everett Duke, a cherubic character who just graduated from Auburn and leaves the university via the photo of Gene Chizik feeding Cam Newton Calf. The photo was uploaded to Twitter on Sunday and made it to Buzzfeed this morning. The rest is history. What’s the story behind Chizik holding a milk bottle for a calf? No idea. Everett didn’t expand other than to say “Ever seen Gene Chizik feed a baby cow? Now you have.” Full shot…JUMP!

December 20th, 2010

Air Force Cheerleader Photo Gallery


Air Force has cheerleaders? Yeah, news to us, too. But these are the kind of chicks you have to think about marrying. Smart. Government job. Government bennies. Travel the world with your wife. Stay at home, take care of the…