Comcast New England Alex Burrows Biting Stat Line [Morning Twitpic]

We didn’t think it was that big of a deal to deep six the Morning Twitpic feature since the advent of our Burnt Toast series, but the emails poured in last week. “Dude, is Morning Twitpic gone forever. Woke up everyday at 10 to see what was up,” said Steve in Nashville. That was the kindest email. You guys have spoken. It’s back and we get moving with last night in Boston where Comcast gave Canucks finger biter Alex Burrows the following stat line. Photo – JUMP!

June 7th, 2011

Plaxico Burress Isn’t Nelson Mandela, Dirty Weiner & Charissa Thompson [Burnt Toast]

Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!

June 6th, 2011

This Brother Stabbed, Killed His Buddy During NBA Finals [Cuff 'Em]

It’s amazing how as the years go by with this blog there is never a shortage of crazy arrest stories during major sporting events. Take the case of Donald Jones (above). He stopped at a homeboy’s house to catch Game One last week and ended up behind bars for killing said homeboy. This totally one-ups the Tenn. guy we told you about on Friday who left his girls at home to go drinking during Game One. Full details of the knife play – JUMP!

June 6th, 2011

Silicone At Mavs-Heat; @MoneyLynch English Lesson [Burnt Toast]

June 4th, 2011

PA H.S. Soccer Coach Shows Off His Whopper At Burger King, Fuzz Alleges

As mentioned this morning, Busted Coverage was traveling from Ohio to New York over the last 24 hours and just happened to catch some sleep in the Poconos region. Yesterday we get up, turn on the TV to see who won Game Two of Mavs-Heat and get introduced to Scranton-area soccer coach Joseph Kovaleski, who was arrested for flopping out his dong on Burger King workers. Wait until you read Joe’s reasoning for having dong issues – JUMP!

June 3rd, 2011

25 Greatest Mark Cuban Drunken, Fish Lips, Shocker Moments Of 21st Century

A week ago this post was published with a plea for Mark Cuban to return to his old drunken, hanging on woman ways. Well, it seems the NBA Finals HAS brought out the old Cuban. We’ve been keeping an eye on Twitter for Cuban partying on South Beach photos and can show you what the billionaire has been up to. Check out the chick wrapping her arms around Mark – JUMP!

June 3rd, 2011

9 Greatest Moments In Kareem Abdul Jabbar Towering Over Shorties [Photos]

Suddenly we can’t turn on the TV, visit Twitter or listen to L.A. radio without the name Kareem Abdul Jabbar being rammed down our throats. Not that we care. This guy is a walking billboard for what’s right with celebrity/sports. He’ll trash talk the Los Angeles Lakers about wanting a statue. He’ll get into Twitter wars with Scottie Pippen over the greatest NBAers. And he’ll wear those infamous Rec Specs for a Carl’s Jr. commercial with Olivia Munn. But what makes KAJ special is his work with midgets such as this week with Chuy from Chelsea Lately. Like we said, the guy is everywhere. JUMP!

June 3rd, 2011

Tenn. Dad Goes Extra Mile To Drink, Watch NBA Finals [Cuff 'Em]

Meet Tennessean David Mark Dixon. Dude is 32, has two daughters and, we suppose, finds his life kinda slipping by. The glory days are behind him. No more hanging with the boys, watching the NBA Finals and getting hammered on a Tuesday night. Well, this week, David decided to have some ‘me’ time for Game One of Heat-Mavs. The only problem? He was supposed to be watching the kids while his wife was working. Full details of NBA Finals Father of the Year – JUMP!

June 3rd, 2011

Playboy All-American Team & Greatest Victory In Cavs History! [Burnt Toast]

June 2nd, 2011

6 Greatest Sports Reporter Erin Hawksworth Twitpics Of All Time

The name Erin Hawksworth might ring a bell with those of you who live in the Boston television market or those of you in Seattle who are just now getting to see this Washington native rip off the rain jacket. A sports broadcaster, we’ve discovered that Erin has been handling general news assignments in the Pacific Northwest with such classics as “Everybody Poops.” Anyway, guess who was at Game One of the Stanley Cup last night? Yep, Erin and she unleashed this Canucks shirt that is an instant BC Hall of Famer. Her greatest Twitpics – JUMP – you won’t be disappointed