Via: Dallas police are trying to identify and locate two men who robbed a Metro PCS business and the customers inside. The men robbed the store, in the 2600 block of W. Jefferson, on Monday, May 28. It is believed the customer was told to come inside and sit in a chair. At one point a suspect points the gun at the male customers head and demands his wallet. While the man reaches to get it the suspect then points the gun at his 4-year-old daughter.
Why do certain single black mothers always seem to act like morons at events where being civil, quiet and reasonable is the norm, not the exception? Take this high school graduation in Florence, South Carolina. Parents were told not to cheer when their kid was announced. Just sit there on your ass and act like a reasonable human being. Not Shannon Cooper. Police had to take her cheering ass to the county jail. JUMP!
Via: Police are on the lookout for a suspect wanted in connection with an armed robbery of a Queens bank. HSBC Bank on Hillside Avenue in Queens Village was robbed on Friday, May 25 when the suspect passed a note to the teller demanding money, police said. The note also indicated he had a gun. And the dude is wearing a North Face coat. Total Uncle Tom. Makes other bank robbers wanna puke.
Via: A woman was stabbed several times in the neck Tuesday evening during a T-ball game at Meadow Elementary School outside of Benson, according to the Johnston County Sheriff's Office. The victim, whose name was not released, was taken to WakeMed. Her boyfriend, Kendall Basker, 23, was arrested at the scene, authorities said. The couple has three children together. She obviously didn't have a sammich ready when he got home from work. Lesson learned.
Via: A 37-year-old Brooklyn man was critically injured tonight after he was beaten by a group of men in the parking lot at MetLife Stadium, authorities said. His brother, also assaulted, suffered less serious injuries. The beating, which happened around 6:15 p.m. after a soccer match between Mexico and Wales, left Alfredo Lopez in critical condition at Hackensack University Medical Center, according to Sgt. Brian Polite, a spokesman for the N.J. State Police.
Via: David Carroll, 31, is charged with armed robbery, aggravated battery and attempted armed robbery. Police say he robbed the Chipotle restaurant in the 300-block of North Michigan on Friday. During the holdup, he allegedly cut one of the employees on the hand. Police arrested Carroll after they say he went to a nearby restaurant, racked up a $50 bill and then refused to pay. Think this scumbag ever spit in the steak tips that went in your burrito bowl? Of course he did.
Via: An alert police officer who boarded a bus full of recent Utah high school graduates headed to Disneyland averted what could have been a deadly road trip after arresting the driver for suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, authorities said Friday. Adams said the officer then found prescription pills, drug paraphernalia and what is believed to be cocaine in the backpack. A 30-year-old bus driver with a faux-hawk? Should we be shocked by the drugs?
Here we go again with a Yankee-Red Sox rivalry arrest story. Of course there have been Yankees-Red Sox beatings that've made headlines over the years. There have been Yankees fans robbing banks. Same from the Red Sox side. But have you ever heard of a Red Sox fan pulling off an armed robbery and the Massachusetts cops arresting a Yankees fan instead? Yeah, it happened this week. JUMP!
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Remember Audrina Patridge? I do, because there wasn't an Afternoon Dump during 2009-2010 that Kevin the Intern didn't post some sort of gallery of the former 'reality' lass. And then her career crashed. The Vegas birthday parties disappeared. There's no reason why this chick shouldn't just permanently take up residence next to water like this scene in Cabo. JUMP!
Via: A north side PNC Bank branch was robbed late Tuesday morning. The robber entered the bank, 3940 N. Harlem, and demanded money from a teller. He implied he had a weapon but did not display one, and no injuries were reported, police said. Just when we think Phillies Nation is on the right track some bro in Chicago has to ruin the fan reputation. Kinda a ballsy move wearing the Phillies gear in a Chi-town robbery. One of you knows him.
Maxim came out with its Hot 100 the other day and, since it was a Monday, we were just sitting around the office looking over some of the rankings with a fine-toothed comb. Main objective: the sports chicks. WAGs, actual athletes, cheerleaders and famous offspring. Of course we were stunned by Maxim's inclusion of Elisha Cuthbert. Sure, she's cute and all, but wait until you see some of the names she was ranked ahead of. Unreal. JUMP!
Via: A topless female protestor has again attacked the trophy to be awarded at Euro 2012, knocking it to the floor at an exhibition in Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, on Monday, the Femen group to which the protestors belong said Monday. The protestor was accompanied by a French journalist for Marie Claire magazine, and both were arrested afterwards together with several journalists, the group said. Finally, protestors we can fully support in the Ukraine. Do you take PayPal?
Via: Two men robbed the T-Mobile store off Bullsboro Drive around noon Friday and were still at large hours later. A gunman entered the store and ordered the employees to the back room, said Sergeant Chad Wood with the Newnan Police Department. About 20 seconds later another man wearing a mask entered the store. Do you know a homeboy in Newnan, GA bragging on Facebook about his new T-Mobile phone? Could be this guy!
Our old friend Scott sent an email last night telling us about his recent work at the Hooters Southeastern Regional Bikini championships and wanted all of you to know that the chick in the yellow bikini is a Houston Dynamo cheerleader. Meanwhile, we perused the gallery and noticed something we've never seen in the five years here on Busted. Nope, have never seen a bikini chick use a chainsaw in the talent part of the contest. Game...OVER! We've got a winner! JUMP!
You guys have no idea the crazy shit that comes to us via the firstname.lastname@example.org account. We've been trying to figure out what to do with the craziness and posting it on Friday afternoons seemed to be the smart move. Up the week: Social Security granny writes about her Cowboys cheerleader tryout; Dude wants us to know he knows the infamous Cubs ballgirl and Annette is looking for a job.
Where you at, clones? Just getting your ass out of bed, clones? You're missing the annual Jim Rome Smack Off, clones. We'll let the clones have their fun this afternoon and get around to a recap later this afternoon. Meanwhile, we suggest you keep an eye on PGA pro Steve Elkington's Twitter account where he's dropping references to fat chicks and meat curtains. Of course all the clones know Elk is a Rome legend. Rack 'em. [Listen live to Jim Rome – here]