Drunk Athletes

Feb 1, 2021

SNL Roasts Tom Brady, Weed Is Saving Lives, & Savannah From NJ

Happy Monday, everyone. Can you believe it’s February already? This weekend took some getting used to with no NFL action on our screen and the beginning of some heavy snowfall in the northeast, but we can all rejoice now that...

Mar 2, 2015

Gronk Had A Quiet Weekend In Vegas……Just Kidding

  What happens in Vegas when Gronk rolls into town doesn’t stay in Vegas. It gets blogged. The Gronk Offseason Party Tour made its stop in Vegas this weekend and included a cake smashing, Gronk pounding bottles, girls pouring drinks...

Dec 2, 2014

Tommy Lasorda Tearing Up A Buffalo Wild Wings

  The last time I checked in on Tommy Lasorda he was putting on an eating exhibition in Cooperstown right out in the open where people could see the Dodgers legend slam mozzarella sticks, ice cream and a hot dog....

ARod's College Football Tour Rolls Into Bama Frat

  I told you Saturday morning that ARod was in Tuscaloosa for another stop on his college football tour. It turns out that after partying his ass off at an Irish bar on Friday night where patrons reportedly chanted “We...

Oct 20, 2014

The Best of Drunken Kyle Orton

  Let me take you back to a time before Twitter and Instagram. Many of you were still in high school and never knew about the Legend of Kyle Orton, the Bills starting quarterback this Sunday in Detroit. There actually...

Oct 2, 2014

Michelle Wie Partied, Twerked Last Night After Winning U.S. Open

  [protected-iframe id=”12d0cda9721b015df93bd562a53e4128-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/pkrSHGRsaT/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   Those of you who’ve been around for a few years know that BC has been on Michelle Wie’s bandwagon for awhile now. We’ve been preaching that she’s interesting, likes to party...

Jun 23, 2014

Jun 16, 2014

Manziel Stayed Hydrated On Ace Of Spades In Houston

  I received a couple emails this weekend from concerned Browns fans who were worried about their starting quarterback getting dehydrated in the 90+ Houston heat. We can report that John didn’t seem to have a problem with fluid intake....

May 22, 2014

Jerry Jones Might've Been Shitfaced… Or Tired Last Night In Atlanta

  Lazy eyes? Long work day? Latin Wednesdays? I always thought it was White Girl Wednesday. It’s refreshing to see Jer back on the club circuit. This 71-year-old horndog is at his best when he’s out clubbing, wearing ridiculous blue...

May 18, 2014

Matt Schaub Might've Been Hammered At A Wedding This Weekend

  BC follower @clayb116 tweeted this photo Saturday night of Matt Schaub at the Barrett/Hall wedding in Kentucky. One of Clay’s cousins was getting married and the Oakland Raiders quarterback just happened to be in attendance. “Matt Schaub is already...

May 18, 2014

Drew Brees Drank With Matthew McConaughey, Brad Pitt & Kenny Chesney

Kenny. Drew Bree’s. And Mathew. House of blues pic.twitter.com/ykz4nxHts5 — gaire ebben (@ghaire) May 18, 2014 Drew Brees is one of the NFL’s few model citizens — no murder charges, no DWIs or assault raps for the Saints QB, just...

May 18, 2014

Jim McMahon Golfing Pro-Am Barefoot With Cow-Print Shorts & Bud Light

Do you kids remember Jim McMahon? You should — he was THE cocky, accomplished college/pro quarterback a decade before Johnny Manziel was even born. Nearly 20 years after retiring from the NFL, McMahon is still walking around giving no fucks....

May 4, 2014

Mark Sanchez Might've Been Hammered At The Kentucky Derby

  Maybe Mark Sanchez was looking sleepy late last night at a Derby party because he wore himself out placing bets during a long day at Churchill Downs. Or, maybe Mark was just hammered from a long day of Derby...