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Sep 21, 2011Features
Lorenzo Neal DUI Legendary Witness Girlfriend Writes To BC [Cuff ‘Em]

Lorenzo Neal DUI Legendary Witness Girlfriend Writes To BC [Cuff ‘Em]

Samantha wrote to us last night re: this Lorenzo Neal DUI case: "It's more regarding Kevin Spring, ya know, the Jeff Spicoli look alike. Well, ya see, he's my boyfriend. And one day, as i decided to google all the important people in my life, we googled him. And this amazing article came up. Crazy to hear other people find Kevin as fascinating as i do. He wanted to email y'all, but decidedly had me do so instead. He just wanted to thank you guys. Tell you you're tight. Rad." JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011Features
Whiteys Guide To Buying NFL Scalper Tickets From Black Dudes [Cuff ‘Em]

Whiteys Guide To Buying NFL Scalper Tickets From Black Dudes [Cuff ‘Em]

Look, whiteys, are you really this stupid? Like, so stupid towards buying football tickets that you forgo buying tickets with StubHub and decide to make deals with some bro standing on a Charlotte street corner? Your dumbass deserves to be ripped off because you should never trust a black dude with what looks to be a throat tat. NEVER! Should police be hauling Walter Sledge to jail? No, he should be doing public service announcements. "You white people so dumb." JUMP!

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Sep 19, 2011Features
Jay Mariotti To TMZ: I’m Innocent [Cuff ‘EM]

Jay Mariotti To TMZ: I’m Innocent [Cuff ‘EM]

Jay Mariotti is kinda starting to talk about the assaulting-his-GF-case that ruined his ESPN loudmouth career and now gives viewers hope that Skip Bayless meets a similar fate. Jay tells TMZ that he's innocent (of what, we're not sure). Maybe you remember that the former Sun-Times columnist was accused of roughing up his chick in a 2010 incident. Jay also says Charlie Sheen gets second chances, but he's supposed to live like a judge. So sad. Really sad.

Sep 15, 2011Features
Jail Guards Start Brawl At Hooters During Raiders-Broncos MNF Game [Cuff ‘Em]

Jail Guards Start Brawl At Hooters During Raiders-Broncos MNF Game [Cuff ‘Em]

Never been to New Mexico? Let us break down the NFL fandome in that state. There is Broncos fan due to proximity. Then there is Raiders fan due to his desire to please his Latino Nation in California. And of course Cowboys fan just because. Of course you can guess what happened when the Broncos and Raiders got together on MNF. A brawl at an Albuquerque Hooters! And this wasn't your run-of-the-mill drunken, unemployed whiteys going at it. JUMP!

Sep 13, 2011Features
Manny Ramirez Arrested For Bashing Wife’s Head [Cuff ‘Em]

Manny Ramirez Arrested For Bashing Wife’s Head [Cuff ‘Em]

Just a hunch that Manny Ramirez got drunk yesterday, came home and slapped around his wife. Hunch. We do know that Man-Ram was booked yesterday into the Broward County jail on a battery charge via a confrontation with his wife, Juliana (pictured). Look, BC has been out front on Manny coverage over the summer and can show you that the guy has pretty much been drunk for the last four months. Dude has been destroying LIV since April. JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011Features
Name Georgia Chick Who Passed Out Next To Her Puke Saturday In Athens [i-Team]

Name Georgia Chick Who Passed Out Next To Her Puke Saturday In Athens [i-Team]

We need your help, Busted Coverage Nation. Name this chick arrested post-Georgia vs. South Carolina. A 25-year-old Athens woman arrested for public intoxication after police found her passed out in the parking lot of Carousel Village Apartments, 1907 S. Milledge Ave., next to a pile of her own vomit. If you can name her and provide Facebook photos, it might be rewardable. At least one of you knows something. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Sep 9, 2011Features
Infamous Willie Sutton Jr. NYC Bank Robber Is Yankees Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

Infamous Willie Sutton Jr. NYC Bank Robber Is Yankees Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

Meet Jesse Hippolite or Willie Sutton Jr. if you follow him on Facebook. You are looking at what New York cops believe is one of the most prolific bank robbers to hit NYC banks in many, many years. And he's just 23. Yes, he's a Yankees fan. Hippolite probably wouldn't have been busted if it hadn't been for his stupid ass posting photos of money, champagne and updates about robbing banks. *Filed under: Royals fan never this stupid. JUMP!

Poon Of The SEC Candidate Stabs Husband During Bama Game [Cuff ‘Em]

Poon Of The SEC Candidate Stabs Husband During Bama Game [Cuff ‘Em]

Here we go again with the Ohio vs. Alabama Craziest Bastards On The Face Of The Planet Challenge! You might remember last week when the Ohio resident was banging a pool raft. Alabama just wouldn't be shown up like that. Over the weekend the Southerners stole the flag from OH with Kimberly Hicks & her husband slamming some beers during Bama vs. Kent State. One thing led to another & mamma stabbed daddy. JUMP!

Sep 8, 2011

Florida Cheerleader Coach Be ‘Incinerating’ Fight, Fuzz Alleges [VIDEO]

Florida Cheerleader Coach Be ‘Incinerating’ Fight, Fuzz Alleges [VIDEO]

You know how Doc Gooden and Gary Sheffield were related to half of Tampa? Like every time a rookie came up to the majors, announcers would be like, "Here's Nook Logan making his Major League debut. Little known fact, he's Gary Sheffield's cousin." Yeah, pretty much everyone in Florida is related to each other. Anyway, good luck trying to follow along with this Florida youth football cheerleading brawl story. JUMP!

Sep 7, 2011

Sad: Ginger Gets Popped For Rushing Field At UTSA D1 Opener [Cuff ‘Em]

Sad: Ginger Gets Popped For Rushing Field At UTSA D1 Opener [Cuff ‘Em]

It was the game that our old friend Peter Burns (@PeterBurnsRadio) had been pimping all summer. The game was the University of Texas at San Antonio vs. Northeastern State. Not exactly a game that was on our radar, but the locals went bananas for the UTSA first-ever football game. 56,743 showed up at the Alamodome thanks to cheap tickets. The student body was crazy. So crazy that many rushed the field. Here comes the fuzz! Down goes Ginger!

Sep 6, 2011

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Sep 2, 2011Features
Wisconsin-UNLV Arrest Numbers Down; 18 Students Popped [Cuff ‘Em]

Wisconsin-UNLV Arrest Numbers Down; 18 Students Popped [Cuff ‘Em]

Via Wisconsin State-Journal: UW-Madison Police reported that they ejected 39 people from Thursday night's football game against UNLV at Camp Randall Stadium and arrested 18 of those people, all of them UW students. Step it up, people. Only so many home games for your senior year. Only so many tailgates. So many 40-man beer bongs. So many chances to fight another drunk. 30 were arrested during last year's OSU game.

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Aug 31, 2011Features
Your Move, Alabama: Buckeye Has Sex With Pool Raft [Cuff ‘Em]

Your Move, Alabama: Buckeye Has Sex With Pool Raft [Cuff ‘Em]

At this time last year, BC had a sick fascination with the weirdos who were smoking bath salts. Most of the bath salt smokers were from Pennsylvania and West Virginia. It was a helluva run, but things have settled down with the salt tweakers. That's why we've moved on to an Alabama-Ohio State Cuff 'Em Challenge! Bama has been out to an early lead with some Rammer Jammer meth heads, but Ohio came back with the breast milk machine gunner. Now pool raft guy.

Aug 26, 2011Features
Black Guy Robs Virginia Bank While Wearing Canucks Hat [Cuff ‘Em]

Black Guy Robs Virginia Bank While Wearing Canucks Hat [Cuff ‘Em]

This should be one of the easiest cases in police detective history. Since beginning this Baseball Cap Bank Robbers series there has yet to be a black dude wearing a hockey team hat while robbing a bank. And as if that isn't strange enough, a black dude robbing a Virginia bank while wearing a Vancouver Canucks hat, to boot. True, you can't really see the logo, but the media is sure that says Canucks. JUMP!

Aug 25, 2011Features
World’s Worst Beer Thief Finally Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

World’s Worst Beer Thief Finally Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida fuzz have finally busted the case of the World's Worst Beer Thief wide open thanks to some old fashioned tactics. Which were? Not sure. Anyway, this beer thievery went down back in April and the sheriff's department had been investigating ever since. Complete waste of tax dollars? Probably, but this is Florida where commonsense is thrown out the window. Here is the 27-year-old moron - Juan Luis. JUMP!

Aug 24, 2011Features
Florida Bro Goes On Extreme $820 Shoplifting Spree [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Bro Goes On Extreme $820 Shoplifting Spree [Cuff ‘Em]

Meet Michael Wibby, a Florida resident who went on an extreme shoplifting spree at a Winn-Dixie this week. According to cops, Wibby just wheeled the goods out the store and into a waiting Nissan. He threw the meat, beer, champagne and toilet paper into the trunk and took off. Eventually the fuzz caught up to homeboy and popped the trunk. Dude was going to throw one helluva party. Without coupons, the theft was calculated to be $820.20. A felony! Receipt after the JUMP!

Aug 23, 2011Features
Florida Punk Selling Fake Babe Ruth Balls To Pawn Shops [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Punk Selling Fake Babe Ruth Balls To Pawn Shops [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida authorities, as if they aren't busy enough with retards having naked cocktail hours, have themselves a 40-year-old pawn shop fraudster. The ruse was to sell fake Babe Ruth autographed baseballs and include a fake authentication piece of paper with each sale. Marc A. Szakaly was popped last week for this ripoff campaign and cops say this scheme was fairly elaborate. This garbage wouldn't have gone down if the shop owner called Rick Harrison at Pawn Stars - JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011Features
This Gym Teacher Jacking It Outside Ruby Tuesdays? [Cuff ‘Em]

This Gym Teacher Jacking It Outside Ruby Tuesdays? [Cuff ‘Em]

Got ourselves a nice Cuff 'Em this morning that revolves around a N.C. gym teacher, a Ruby Tuesday's & a 35-year-old witness who says he saw Michael Lennell Wallace jacking it. Before we go any further, let's digest that middle name. Lennell? WTF is that all about? Total guess: Lennell used to get his ass kicked, decided to go out for the football team, got his ass kicked there and eventually became a gym teacher. Ladies, word is that this guy is hung like a jalapeno popper. JUMP!

Aug 18, 2011Features
Tear Drop Popped Again For Issuing A Bad Check [Cuff ‘Em]

Tear Drop Popped Again For Issuing A Bad Check [Cuff ‘Em]

At what point in life does a person decide it's the perfect time to get a "F@ck Cops" tattoo? After getting a speeding ticket on the way home with your first born? Meet Greg Alan Burden. He's been giving the Phoenix fuzz some issues with bad checks this summer. He's currently in 4th place on the Maricopa Mugshots Of The Day leaderboard, after his second bad checks bust. So many questions about this guy. Might be time for a 5 Questions.

Aug 17, 2011Features
Florida Bank Robber Rocks The Navy Hat & Sweatshirt [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Bank Robber Rocks The Navy Hat & Sweatshirt [Cuff ‘Em]

Here we go with yet another first for our Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. This jerkoff walked into a Palm Beach, Florida bank wearing this sweatshirt thing & a Navy hat - this past Saturday. Time to make a withdrawal! Isn't there facial recognition systems that can detect the thickness of a customer's clothing. It's 90 & a guy is wearing a sweatshirt - DOORS INSTANTLY LOCK. This %^& should never happen at a Fla. bank. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Features
This Guy Chases, Shoots At Braves Fans With Pump Shotgun! [Cuff ‘Em]

This Guy Chases, Shoots At Braves Fans With Pump Shotgun! [Cuff ‘Em]

You want to know why you'll never catch our asses going to a Braves baseball game? Because there are jerkoffs like Cordricus Anderson hanging out near Turner Field with shotguns. We all know the thugs hanging around the park are either going to pickpocket us, sell us phony tickets or pull a shotgun and chasing our asses around a park. That's exactly what Anderson did Friday night in Atlanta. Seriously. Chased fans, and shot at them, with a friggin' shotgun. Details - JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011Features
Tweets: How Kendrick Perkins Public Intox In Beaumont, Texas Went Down

Tweets: How Kendrick Perkins Public Intox In Beaumont, Texas Went Down

There are all sorts of rumors flying around about what happened outside a club called The Ticket in Beaumont, Texas early this morning. What we do know is that OKC Thunder's Kendrick Perkins was taken to jail on public intox charges. What we also know is that an altercation of some sort happened at that club. MediaTakeOut, the trustworthy site they are, is reporting shots were fired. Meanwhile, those tweeting about the fight say nothing about shots fired. Here is what Twitter users were saying at 4 a.m. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Features
Rays’ Spring Training Rental Full Of Pot Says Thief [Cuff ‘Em]

Rays’ Spring Training Rental Full Of Pot Says Thief [Cuff ‘Em]

Remember back in the spring when a Rays training camp rental belonging to Evan Longoria, David Price and Steve Brignac was burglarized? Yeah, well two punks are now in police custody for ripping off electronics, watches, jewelry and even an AK-47. But one of the suspects has dropped a bomb on the investigation, making the claim that there was some bud in the pad. How much bud? A bunch of bud. Is this just a huge accusation to save his ass? Details - JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Features
UGA’s Blake Wright Has Face Shredded In Rape Attempt [Cuff ‘Em]

UGA’s Blake Wright Has Face Shredded In Rape Attempt [Cuff ‘Em]

In case you are past the college days or just didn't realize it, college campuses are filling up with drunken, drug addicted teens as another school year gets going. Georgia student Blake Wright is back on campus. He's 19 and was headed into his second year at the Athens campus. Now the Speedo wearing, rape attempting idiot is in jail with a shredded face and an interesting Facebook page. JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011Features
UCF Locker Room Model Shanna McLaughlin Popped For .45 [Cuff ‘Em]

UCF Locker Room Model Shanna McLaughlin Popped For .45 [Cuff ‘Em]

It's almost prophetic that our buddy Isaac from Guyism sent over word this morning that UCF locker room model Shanna McLaughlin was busted this week at Orlando International for a .45 in her carry-on bag. Just a week ago we dug up the UCF modeling photos for our College Football 2011 Kickoff. Six days later she's arrested. Yes, we're that good. Shanna, a Playmate, says the gun is her boyfriends. JUMP!

Aug 8, 2011Features
‘Sports Fan Bandit’ Popped For Brazen Baseball Cap Robberies [Cuff ‘Em]

‘Sports Fan Bandit’ Popped For Brazen Baseball Cap Robberies [Cuff ‘Em]

Good news from the Baseball Cap Bank Robbers department over the weekend. California cops have busted the 'Sports Fan Bandit', an Asian who had quite a collection of baseball/football hats. You know how it's strange to see a black guy working at a Chinese restaurant? Yeah, well, it's about the same to see an Asian robbing a bank while wearing a Green Bay Packers hat. Your days are over Tran! Details - JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011Features
Astros Streaker Banned From Minute Maid [Sentence ‘Em]

Astros Streaker Banned From Minute Maid [Sentence ‘Em]

Kevin Crabtree, the infamous Enron Field streaker/escape artist, has been banned from the park under a sentencing this week after pleading guilty to charges stemming from his antics. Big loss, right? Can't go to an Astros' game? How exactly can a court properly sentence a streaker? Cut off a foot? Lose three toes of your choice? The courts better figure this one out soon because banning from worthless baseball games isn't exactly preventing the act. Full details of Kevin's sentence - JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011Other Sports
The Astros Hat & Blonde Wig Wearing Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

The Astros Hat & Blonde Wig Wearing Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Well, it seems like we have a serial bank robber in St. Louis who has a thing for teams in the N.L. Central. Authorities say the guy you see here in an Astros cap (notice he's still sporting the sticker!) has used a couple different National League disguises to keep cops at bay as to his identity. Listen up, BC Nation, let's get us some bank robber reward money. Scared to turn in Carlos Lee? We aren't. JUMP!

Aug 2, 2011Features
Ohio Breast Milk Machine Gunner Stephanie Robinette Sentenced [Cuff ‘Em]

Ohio Breast Milk Machine Gunner Stephanie Robinette Sentenced [Cuff ‘Em]

The infamous Ohio breast milk gunnery mate, Stephanie Robinette, was in court yesterday to learn her fate for a wedding reception gone very wrong back in June. There was no jail sentence for Steph, but she will serve two years on probation for nearly blinding troopers with her breast milk. As a bonus, we also get the surveillance video from the cruiser cam. Time for TruTV to make another show! When Breast Milk Attacks! JUMP!

Aug 1, 2011Features
Police Finally Nab Gang Banger ‘Bozo’ For Aggravated Assault [Cuff ‘Em]

Police Finally Nab Gang Banger ‘Bozo’ For Aggravated Assault [Cuff ‘Em]

There are tatted criminals that flow through Cuff 'Em from time to time and then there is Arizona gang banger Leo Rufus Rodriguez. Dude is now 35 and still hacking it at his craft. At what age does a gang banger figure it's time to settle down and cash in his banger 401k? At 35 we figured he's be spending his days raising his little gang bangers and getting involved with the Boy Scouts pine wood derby races. Not Leo. He's building his rap sheet. JUMP!

Jul 27, 2011Features
Police On Lookout For Mariners Throwback Bank Robber  [Cuff ‘Em]

Police On Lookout For Mariners Throwback Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Look at this jerkoff and his bank robbery outfit. Kinda looks like Joba Chamberlain was traded to the Mariners and walked into a grocery store bank for a withdrawal. Joba wannabe must be hard up for cash because the fuzz says Throwback has busted up two banks in July and is now being called the Mariners Bank Robber. And both times he's hit grocery store banks. Let's turn his ass in and make some cash. Details - JUMP!

Jul 26, 2011Other Sports
Mark Madsen Gains Street Cred By Buying ‘Hot’ Domain Address [Cuff ‘Em]

Mark Madsen Gains Street Cred By Buying ‘Hot’ Domain Address [Cuff ‘Em]

Remember whitey Mark Madsen and his goofy NBA championship celebration dances? Yeah, he was regaled in the black community as a laughingstock and his street cred was about as low as humanly possible. Well, black man, looks who's back and has his name in a court case over a domain name, $110k and eBay. A guy is going to jail and it's all over a web domain. After this story you won't be laughing at Ellsworth ever again. Seriously. Details - JUMP!

Jul 25, 2011Features
Drunken Florida Ginger Kills MMA Fighter For Calling Him Ginger [Cuff ‘Em]

Drunken Florida Ginger Kills MMA Fighter For Calling Him Ginger [Cuff ‘Em]

Let this be a lesson to all you bullies who pick on gingers. You might get your ass kicked or even killed if you mess with the wrong red. Take Richard Starks (pictured). He was part of a drunken rager over the weekend where some 19-year-old MMA punk was calling him ginger and saying he had "weak knees." Starks, who likes himself some Megadeath and Iron Maiden, went ballistic & killed Samuel Smith. Details - JUMP!

Jul 22, 2011Features
Buccaneers Baseball Cap Disguise Useless Against Florida Fuzz [Cuff ‘Em]

Buccaneers Baseball Cap Disguise Useless Against Florida Fuzz [Cuff ‘Em]

Demetrio Crespo isn't the smartest bank robber in Florida bank robbing history. Dude decided, this week, that the only way to get out of debt was to put on his Fall Sunday best and bust up a Bank of America for $2,700. But there was a huge problem for Crespo: the getaway plan sucked and the costume was about as bad as it gets. A jogging jacket zipped up to your neck at 4 p.m. in Florida? C'mon, chief. Full details - JUMP!

Jul 21, 2011Features
Aluminum Thieves Now Stealing Entire Sets Of Bleachers! [Cuff ‘Em]

Aluminum Thieves Now Stealing Entire Sets Of Bleachers! [Cuff ‘Em]

Welcome to aluminum thieving 2.0, the stage when morons take recyling-for-profit to the next level. Elve Culliver & Jeanette De LaRosa are a couple of kids (well, he's 42 & she's 18) just trying to survive in these extraordinary tough economic times. It's either stealing aluminum or finding a job and Craigslist is super competitive these days. Anyway, these two decided stealing softball bleachers was a good idea. Details - JUMP!

Jul 20, 2011Features
Tammy Lee Hinton Wedding Interrupted By Post “I Do” Handcuffs [Cuff ‘Em]

Tammy Lee Hinton Wedding Interrupted By Post “I Do” Handcuffs [Cuff ‘Em]

Our friends in Florida have done it again with yet another crazy arrest story that's almost too good to be true. It seems Tammy Lee Hinton, a Port Richey, Florida resident, tried to get married Saturday in Michigan. The only problem was that her son found out and he's a tad pissed off at his mother for stealing his identity & running up utility debts. Instead of popping her at home, the fuzz waited until her wedding day! More - JUMP!

Jul 19, 2011Features
Cedric Benson Assault Helps Bengals Retake NFL Arrest Lead [Cuff ‘Em]

Cedric Benson Assault Helps Bengals Retake NFL Arrest Lead [Cuff ‘Em]

An early Sunday morning arrest of Cedric Benson in Austin gave the Cincinnati Bengals retake the NFL league lead in arrests since 2000, according to the statisticians at the San Diego Union-Tribune who track such happenings. Benson, who lives in Austin, is accused of punching an ex-roommate on an Austin street corner at 5 a.m. We're thinking there should be an asterisk next to this league lead. Benson is a free agent. Details - JUMP!

Jul 18, 2011Features
New Orleans Bank Robber Goes With S.F. Giants Cap Disguise [Cuff ‘Em]

New Orleans Bank Robber Goes With S.F. Giants Cap Disguise [Cuff ‘Em]

You guys keep demanding more and more Baseball Cap Bank Robbers so here we go again, this time in New Orleans. If you are keeping track at home, please mark a notch for the San Francisco Giants in the bank robbery division. This fool ain't playin' and needs some cash for the weekend. See what police know and Busted Coverage investigators have uncovered. Help bust this case wide open - JUMP!

Jul 15, 2011Features
Know This L.A. Dodgers Hat-Wearing Maryland Bank Robber? [Cuff ‘Em]

Know This L.A. Dodgers Hat-Wearing Maryland Bank Robber? [Cuff ‘Em]

It's a new series we're developing for Cuff 'Em where we'll take a look at the baseball cap of choice for bank robbers. Yesterday we got things started with Cleveland Indians guy. Today our investigators head to Edgewater, Maryland where this Dodgers fan decided he wanted to make an illegal withdrawal from a M&T Bank. But this isn't the normal cap & sunglasses heist. Yep, that's hosiery over his face. Help us get a reward - story details & BC tip hotline...JUMP!

Jul 14, 2011Features
Dumbest Cleveland Indians Bank Robber Of 2011 Candidate [Cuff ‘Em]

Dumbest Cleveland Indians Bank Robber Of 2011 Candidate [Cuff ‘Em]

Columbus, Ohio police are on the lookout for a black guy who has sunglasses, a cellphone, tie, nice dress shirt and a Chief Wahoo Cleveland Indians hat with the New Era sticker on the bill. In one of the dumbest moments in Cleveland Indians bank robber history, this guy made a fool out of himself Tuesday morning. No gun, no weapon of any sort and the wrong kind of ice in his veins. Nothing like getting in a bank robbery during the all-star break. JUMP!

Jul 12, 2011Features
WVU Linebacker Branko Busick Popped For Armed Robbery [Cuff ‘Em]

WVU Linebacker Branko Busick Popped For Armed Robbery [Cuff ‘Em]

Of course we were getting tired of the NFL players being arrested for DUI & disorderly conduct. Give us a college scholarship athlete going armed robbery any day of the week and it's instant Cuff 'Em material. Enter West Virginia linebacker Branko Busick, who is not having a very good summer. He was arrested this week after allegedly holding a gun to a guy and demanding money. Details - JUMP!

Jul 11, 2011Features
Florida Drunk Hits Woman In Casey Anthony Verdict Fight [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Drunk Hits Woman In Casey Anthony Verdict Fight [Cuff ‘Em]

In 7 days Casey Anthony will be a free woman. Free to live it up any way she would like. Free to start dating again. And fellow Floridian Robert Aydin Hakimoglu will be waiting for her with open arms. You see, Big Rob is a huge fan. How big of a fan? He's willing to hit a woman during an argument over the verdict, then jump into a alligator-infested river to evade cops and swim all the way home. Wait until you see what Rob would like to do with Casey. JUMP!

Jul 9, 2011Features
Hines Ward DUI Arrest Mug Shot [Cuff ‘Em]

Hines Ward DUI Arrest Mug Shot [Cuff ‘Em]

Media reports out of Georgia this morning: According to the DeKalb County Jail’s website, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward has been arrested for DUI.There is very little information known at this time about the circumstances surrounding his arrest, but Ward was booked into the jail at about 3:45 a.m. Saturday and charged with misdemeanor DUI. Ironically, yesterday Hines was on Facebook talking about tweeting and driving - JUMP!

Jul 8, 2011Features
MMA Cop Sam “Big Chocolate” McCoy Downloading BBW Porn [Discipline ‘Em]

MMA Cop Sam “Big Chocolate” McCoy Downloading BBW Porn [Discipline ‘Em]

Mixing it up a little bit here this morning with a Discipline 'Em instead of the always sad Cuff 'Ems. Let's all give it up to Sam "Big Chocolate" McCoy, a Florida cop and MMA fighter who will be getting a couple weeks off from his job for downloading some porn. McCoy, who just weeks ago was trying out for Bellator, is said to have downloaded such titles as "Adult Obese Dating Thong Big Boobs" on his police laptop. Of course Sam had an excuse - JUMP!

Jul 7, 2011Features
High School Football Coach Kills Man With One Punch In Vegas Casino

High School Football Coach Kills Man With One Punch In Vegas Casino

If you learn nothing else today, note these two things. 1. Don't mess with high school football coach Benjamin Hawkins. 2. Don't be a racist prick. Hawkins killed a man with one punch for making a racist remark this week at dirtbag Vegas casino O'Sheas where $1 beers and sweaty hookers are the norm. Details - JUMP!

Jul 7, 2011Features
That Smiling Ogre Georgia Fan Beat Up Mentally Disabled Publix Worker [Cuff ‘Em]

That Smiling Ogre Georgia Fan Beat Up Mentally Disabled Publix Worker [Cuff ‘Em]

There are scumbags in this world and then there is Georgia Bulldogs' fan Ryan Keys. You see, he walks into grocery stores and has no problem attacking a mentally disabled worker who complimented his Dogs t-shirt. The SEC is the best football conference in the land. It also contains more assholes per square capita than any football conference in the land. Remember LSU fan who made a noose for his black co-worker (a Georgia fan)? Bastards are sick. Need proof?

Jul 6, 2011Features
5 Onion-esque Screencaps Of Lorenzo Neal’s Fresno DUI Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

5 Onion-esque Screencaps Of Lorenzo Neal’s Fresno DUI Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

This will go down as the greatest Cuff 'em television news reports we've ever seen. Ever. No contest. Last night in Fresno, California the local ABC affiliate led its newscast with news of Lorenzo Neal's July 4th DUI bust. The population of Fresno, according to Wikipedia, is 500,000+. Yes, we'd assume there would be bigger fish to fry. But...ABC went balls to the walls and created this piece of journalism history. It's 2:25 of chewy goodness & a Pirates cap! JUMP!

Jul 5, 2011Features
Ohio Breast Milk Machine Gunner Fired From Teaching Job [Cuff ‘Em]

Ohio Breast Milk Machine Gunner Fired From Teaching Job [Cuff ‘Em]

You had to figure the story of Stephanie Robinette blasting cops with her breast milk would not end well for the Columbus, Ohio educator. She had been a second and third grade teacher until getting loaded at a wedding reception, exposing a breast and going John Rambo on the fuzz. As we told you it would, the story flew around the world at warp speed. It seems her employer wasn't impressed and decided it was time to part ways. Details - JUMP!

Jul 4, 2011Features
Glazed Donuts Help Bust Florida Dunkin’ Donuts Robber Michael Ray [Cuff ‘Em]

Glazed Donuts Help Bust Florida Dunkin’ Donuts Robber Michael Ray [Cuff ‘Em]

If you're new to Busted Coverage Cuff 'Em, there is a lesson we've long tried to get across to donut shop armed robbers. When the lady you're robbing puts two glazed donuts in the bag with the cash you wanted, ditch the donuts. Meet Florida Dunkin' Donuts robber Michael Ray. He's a burnout who needs some cash. It's early in the morning and where else to rob? Hit the donut shop. But it's Michael's stupidity that ends up getting the best of him. JUMP!

Jul 1, 2011Features
Former Tenn. Vols Center Popped For 3rd Time In 2 Years [Cuff ‘Em]

Former Tenn. Vols Center Popped For 3rd Time In 2 Years [Cuff ‘Em]

Normally we'd cruise right over the story of a former Tennessee Volunteers' scrub who's had some run-ins with the law. But, damn, look at that sick comb-over, South of the Mason-Dixon Line haircut. Sick, bro. Cameron Mayo is 25 and pretty much taking his life down a dangerous road where he'll miss a couple seasons of Vols' football while sitting in a jail. That guy is such a punk, he'd even steal a fridge from a storm victim. Full details - JUMP!

Jun 30, 2011Features
Cops: Former Dolphins DT Daryl Gardener Head-Butts Girlfriend [Cuff ‘Em]

Cops: Former Dolphins DT Daryl Gardener Head-Butts Girlfriend [Cuff ‘Em]

Can't say we'd heard from former NFL DT Daryl Gardener for quite some time. The guy hasn't played a down in the since 2003, but he gets back into the news this morning after University of Central Florida police busted him on head butting his girlfriend charges. Ah, but it was Gardener who called the fuzz to allege she attacked him with a tire iron. The GF has visible injuries so Daryl took his banana boat to jail. This relationship should be about over.

Jun 29, 2011Features
Larry Adamczyk’s Porky’s Day At The Gym: Grab Ass & Flops It Out [Cuff ‘Em]

Larry Adamczyk’s Porky’s Day At The Gym: Grab Ass & Flops It Out [Cuff ‘Em]

What exactly goes through ones head to go to the local gym and figure Monday is a perfect day to expose his junk and play grab ass with other dudes? Meet Larry Adamczyk. He's in some trouble for doing exactly that at an Illinois fitness center where he left a path of straight men disturbed and violated, the local fuzz alleges. We've already tracked down the guy's Facebook account and he doesn't hide his bi-sexuality. Must have been one of those days - GET SOME - JUMP!

Jun 28, 2011Features
Rehoboth Beach Legend Nick Pappas & Fart Machine Busted [Cuff ‘Em]

Rehoboth Beach Legend Nick Pappas & Fart Machine Busted [Cuff ‘Em]

As we mentioned a few days back, weird things happen on the beaches of this nation when the temps hit 85 and the nutjobs try to escape the lack of air conditioning. Take the case of the ultimate Rehoboth Beach (Delaware) 81-year-old Nick Pappas. He's known as the "Old Fart" and loves fart jokes and to use his fart machine on unsuspecting tourists. The problem for Nick came late last week when he decided to use the fart machine on life guards. Not good, Nick. JUMP!

Jun 27, 2011Features
Drunk OH Woman Sprays Cops W/ Breast Milk At Wedding Reception [Cuff ‘Em]

Drunk OH Woman Sprays Cops W/ Breast Milk At Wedding Reception [Cuff ‘Em]

Congratulations, Central Ohio. One of your own is about to blow up on the Internet today as message boarders and The Daily Mail catch wind of Stephanie Robinette and the wedding reception debauchery she exhibited Saturday morning in Delaware, Ohio. Nothing gets the Internet talking like a 30-year-old blond mother who sprays cops with breast milk. Full details of Steph got cuffed and who turned her in - JUMP TIME!

Jun 24, 2011Features
N.Y. Islanders Fan Kills 4 In Phamacy Pain Pill Heist, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff ‘Em]

N.Y. Islanders Fan Kills 4 In Phamacy Pain Pill Heist, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff ‘Em]

The guy you see with the black eyes and cuts all over his face is David Laffer. The woman is his wife, a pain pill addict who needed a fix, police allege, when her husband went into a Long Island pharmacy this week and came out having killed four people in a violent rage. The sports angle to this story? These lovebirds got engaged at a New York Islanders game! Full story and a photo of these two at an Islanders game - JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011Features
Cheerleading Coach Heather Jackson Wants Student To Tap It? [Cuff ‘Em]

Cheerleading Coach Heather Jackson Wants Student To Tap It? [Cuff ‘Em]

Raise a pint to the teachers/ladies in Texas who keep making Google News "teacher arrested" searches a must-read on a weekly basis. It seems like the past month has been dominated by Texas teachers wanting to get into the pants of their students. Today we meet assistant cheerleading coach and teacher Heather Jackson. It seems Jacks wanted a 16-year-old boy so bad she sat him in the front row where she could give him a show. The steamy, can't miss details - JUMP!

Jun 22, 2011Features
Erica Huerta Arrested For Sex On The Beach Was Charlie Crist Intern [Photos]

Erica Huerta Arrested For Sex On The Beach Was Charlie Crist Intern [Photos]

Erica Huerta has had a stellar 21st year of her life. This week she was arrested for a beach sex session that lasted an hour with that mohawked bro, Steven Perry. In August 2010, just days after her 21st birthday, Erica was popped in Tampa for DUI. But it's her latest escapade that is making headlines - even the Daily Mail is sniffing it - because of her show outside Caddy's on the Treasure Coast. Full details of this Cuff 'Em - JUMP!

Jun 21, 2011Features
N.H. Bro Busted For Dropping Deuce In Pool [Cuff ‘Em]

N.H. Bro Busted For Dropping Deuce In Pool [Cuff ‘Em]

'Tis the season for Busted Coverage to move into the summer time activity arrest report realm. Football players are slowing down as training camp (allegedly) approaches. It's time that we expand our Google News searches into the pool scene where there's always an interesting character. Today we meet Jonathan Vertigans of Manchester, New Hampshire. He's 27 and decided to go for a swim and drop a deuce is a pool. Why? No idea, just a good arrest story. JUMP!

Jun 18, 2011Features
The Raging CanAsian Jason Li Arrested For Vancouver Riot? [Cuff ‘Em]

The Raging CanAsian Jason Li Arrested For Vancouver Riot? [Cuff ‘Em]

Word amongst the websites tracking all things Vancouver riots is that The Raging CanAsian, Jason Li, has been arrested (and then released) for his part as the face of moronic dog-tag wearing idiocy. Vancouver news outlets, not really focused on a trendy glasses CanAsian, haven't officially reported that Li was arrested but plenty of sites seem to know about this high school student who actually bragged about rioting on his Facebook. Take a look - JUMP!

Jun 17, 2011Features
Raheem Brock Arrested Over Unpaid $27 Tab [Cuff ‘Em]

Raheem Brock Arrested Over Unpaid $27 Tab [Cuff ‘Em]

Not buying this one. Seahawks DE Raheem Brock was arrested last night after dining-and-dashing on a $27 tab at a Philly South Street establishment, reports local media. Philadelphia Magazine is on the case and reports that police busted Brock, who played college ball at Temple, for walking off without paying for time spent at Copacabana pub. The chick arrested along with Brock tweeted at 6 a.m. this morning "I HAVE HAD THE WORST DAY/NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!"

Jun 16, 2011Features
This Canucks Bro Knocked The $%#@ Out & Bros Being Popped [Cuff ‘Em]

This Canucks Bro Knocked The $%#@ Out & Bros Being Popped [Cuff ‘Em]

Must hand it to Vancouver Canucks hooligans, they sure know how to put their city on the world map with an old fashioned riot. Great job, people. You sure busted up that downtown Sears. But one specific idiot stood out to us. Pants on the Ground guy. If you lose your pants to a Vancouver cop and make the national news, you're a riot bro. And what about those guys jumping off Port-O-Crappers like WWE top ropes. Brought tears to our eyes. Go ahead, idiots, destroy your country. JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Features
Jordan Jersey & Black Eye Lands Punk On Maricopa Mugs Of The Day [Cuff ‘Em]

Jordan Jersey & Black Eye Lands Punk On Maricopa Mugs Of The Day [Cuff ‘Em]

Product placement! Gabriel Apodaca is in a little trouble out in Arizona for assault and disorderly conduct (fighting). Details are sketchy, but we do know that Gabs was booked this week for three charges and just happened to be wearing his Jordan jersey. As a bonus, you get the closed blackened eye. For his effort, Mr. Apodaca has landed on the Marciopa County Mug Shots of the Day, just 39 votes out of first place. Full shot of that eye - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011Features
Old Texas Coot Popped After NBA Finals For Sports Gambling Ring! [Cuff ‘Em]

Old Texas Coot Popped After NBA Finals For Sports Gambling Ring! [Cuff ‘Em]

The fine folks of San Antonio are much safer this morning after some 67-year-old baldy with an Italian name was cuffed for running a sports gambling ring. Federico Felan was a bookie. A big-time bookie. How big? Dude had $200,000 in cash from Sunday's NBA Finals Game 5. $140,000 was stashed in his daughter-in-law's trunk. Local authorities wanted to bust this guy at the peak of his career so they went after him yesterday post-Finals Mavs victory. DETAILS! JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011Features
Thug Impersonates Detroit Lions DB, Runs Up $2,600 Tab [Cuff ‘Em]

Thug Impersonates Detroit Lions DB, Runs Up $2,600 Tab [Cuff ‘Em]

Word to all you thugs who think impersonating an NFL player to run up bar tabs is a good idea - pick your impersonations wisely. Urban gossip hounds Bossip had a story yesterday of this moron Sandro Duval who has this thing were he walks into bars impersonating a member of the Detroit Lions who doesn't have a giant tat on his throat. C'mon, brother, you gotta do better than this. FULL DETAILS of the $2,600 bar tab and how Duval tried to work his way out of paying - JUMP!

Jun 12, 2011Features
Nate Robinson Takes Leak In Public; Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Nate Robinson Takes Leak In Public; Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Nate Robinson's bladder is in the news this weekend after a case of public urination early Friday morning. Yes, it's friggin slow right now in the Cuff 'Em department. After a crazy April and May for NFLers getting busted for a variety of reasons, we are now regulated to Nate Robinson taking a leak on a Barnes and Nobles in White Plains, NY. Full details - JUMP!

Jun 10, 2011Features
Bigger Surprise: This Guy Is College Math Prof. Or That He Was Up-Skirting [Cuff ‘Em]

Bigger Surprise: This Guy Is College Math Prof. Or That He Was Up-Skirting [Cuff ‘Em]

Yeah, another slow sports arrest day so we move into the world of college mathematicians who look like they should be bouncing at some biker bar in Rockford, Illinois. Meet Jon Hatch. Dude is probably off the charts smart and is highly likely to not be getting the ladies into the sack. So...time to resort to up-skirting the ladies. Big Jon will be in court today over a little issue he had with photos on a USB drive. Full details - JUMP!

Jun 9, 2011Features
Brenda Becketts Wins Best Hair Mugshot You’ll See All Day Award [Cuff ‘Em]

Brenda Becketts Wins Best Hair Mugshot You’ll See All Day Award [Cuff ‘Em]

It's a slow day in the arrest department. True, there's news two weeks old about Mark Grace getting popped for DUI. Other than that it's a pretty blank slate. So let's mix it up a bit and have a look at DUI offender Brenda Becketts out of Maricopa, Arizona where she's currently in 3rd place for Mugshot of the Day on Sheriff Joe's leaderboard. Vitals: 5-4, 115 and 50 years young. Here's to you, Brenda, for earning our Best Hair Mugshot You'll See All Day Award. It's a huge honor. Trust us.

Jun 8, 2011Features
Dummy Hanging From Building Stumps Lowell, Mass. Cops [Cuff ‘Em]

Dummy Hanging From Building Stumps Lowell, Mass. Cops [Cuff ‘Em]

True, on the surface this isn't a sports story, but when's the last time you saw two cops being stumped by a six-foot dummy hanging out the third story window of an apartment building in Lowell, Massachusetts? It's summer, the temps are in the 90s and the Bruins are still playing hockey on June 8. In other words, these nutcases are drinking heavily and coming up with crazy ways to act out. YOU HAVE TO SEE these cops manhandling this dummy - VIDEO - Jump!

Jun 7, 2011Other Sports
Former 1st Rounder Dewon Brazelton Busted Up His Fiancee [Cuff ‘Em]

Former 1st Rounder Dewon Brazelton Busted Up His Fiancee [Cuff ‘Em]

Normally a story about former Rays #1 draft pick Dewon Brazelton being arrested for busting up his fiancee and going to jail on domestic violence charges wouldn't be worthy enough of Cuff 'Em. But, it just happens to be MLB Draft Week. This should serve as a lesson to all you draftees who think you'll be rich, nice to your baby mamma and an upstanding citizen. Details of Dewon's punchiness - JUMP!

Jun 6, 2011Features
This Brother Stabbed, Killed His Buddy During NBA Finals [Cuff ‘Em]

This Brother Stabbed, Killed His Buddy During NBA Finals [Cuff ‘Em]

It's amazing how as the years go by with this blog there is never a shortage of crazy arrest stories during major sporting events. Take the case of Donald Jones (above). He stopped at a homeboy's house to catch Game One last week and ended up behind bars for killing said homeboy. This totally one-ups the Tenn. guy we told you about on Friday who left his girls at home to go drinking during Game One. Full details of the knife play - JUMP!

Jun 4, 2011Features
PA H.S. Soccer Coach Shows Off His Whopper At Burger King, Fuzz Alleges

PA H.S. Soccer Coach Shows Off His Whopper At Burger King, Fuzz Alleges

As mentioned this morning, Busted Coverage was traveling from Ohio to New York over the last 24 hours and just happened to catch some sleep in the Poconos region. Yesterday we get up, turn on the TV to see who won Game Two of Mavs-Heat and get introduced to Scranton-area soccer coach Joseph Kovaleski, who was arrested for flopping out his dong on Burger King workers. Wait until you read Joe's reasoning for having dong issues - JUMP!

Jun 3, 2011Features
Tenn. Dad Goes Extra Mile To Drink, Watch NBA Finals [Cuff ‘Em]

Tenn. Dad Goes Extra Mile To Drink, Watch NBA Finals [Cuff ‘Em]

Meet Tennessean David Mark Dixon. Dude is 32, has two daughters and, we suppose, finds his life kinda slipping by. The glory days are behind him. No more hanging with the boys, watching the NBA Finals and getting hammered on a Tuesday night. Well, this week, David decided to have some 'me' time for Game One of Heat-Mavs. The only problem? He was supposed to be watching the kids while his wife was working. Full details of NBA Finals Father of the Year - JUMP!

Jun 2, 2011Features
Willy Aybar Says His “Baby Mama” Bit Him First, Bloodies Her Face [Cuff ‘Em]

Willy Aybar Says His “Baby Mama” Bit Him First, Bloodies Her Face [Cuff ‘Em]

Been wondering where Willy Aybar has been hiding out? Well, he spent the last 2 1/2 days sitting in a King County Sheriff Office jail cell after being arrested for beating his wife in a Seattle hotel room. Why was Willy holed up in Seattle? Dude was on his way to play for Edminton in some out-post minor league. This guy went from destroying the Red Sox in the 2008 ALDS (2 HR, .421) to jail. Full details of his Seattle legal troubles - JUMP!