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May 1, 2012Features
Told You It Wouldn’t Take Long To Arrest The Red Sox Tat Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Told You It Wouldn’t Take Long To Arrest The Red Sox Tat Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Remember the Red Sox fan last week we wrote about who decided to rob a New England bank without wearing long sleeves to cover that sweet Sox tat? Yeah, well police eventually arrested Ramon Felix and he had a court date yesterday in which he was, ironically, wearing long sleeves. Nope, the tat wasn't visible. The guy is a known doper and was caught in a drug rehab facility. He's like the Ryan Leaf of New England with a Sox tat. Sad, sad story. (via Sun-Chronicle)

Apr 26, 2012Features
Cheerleading Coach & Teacher Jennifer Willis Had Some Weed [Cuff ‘Em]

Cheerleading Coach & Teacher Jennifer Willis Had Some Weed [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Tulsa Public Schools teacher has been suspended with pay after being arrested as part of a Wagoner County drug bust Tuesday morning. Jennifer Willis, 27, is an eighth grade English teacher and assistant cheerleading coach at East Central Junior High School. She was one of four arrested in Wagoner County on drug charges and one of 18 since Friday. That age is a typo, right? 27? What the f*ck is going on with cheerleading coaches?

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Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Is Bank Robbing Red Sox Fan A Moron For Showing His Sox Tat? [Cuff ‘Em]

Is Bank Robbing Red Sox Fan A Moron For Showing His Sox Tat? [Cuff ‘Em]

Must say we don't get too many bank robberies where a superfan goes with a tattoo and corresponding baseball hat. But that's exactly what Red Sox fan pulled off in this robbery. Hispanic bro just doesn't care. Police can use that tattoo to identify him all they want. Gotta catch him first. Look, wearing long sleeves is the obvious play here. Maybe it's a henna. Would this idiot be that smart? Our guess is no. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Other Sports
What, This PA Baseball Coach Pulling A Gun On A Parent Is A Big Deal? [Cuff ‘Em]

What, This PA Baseball Coach Pulling A Gun On A Parent Is A Big Deal? [Cuff ‘Em]

Obviously stupid ass parents in Pennsylvania don't understand that Babe Ruth league baseball is important to John Zahradnik. Do you want your son coached by a guy who'll just let umpires get away with shitty calls that cost your team a game? Or do you want a guy like John Z.? A guy who'll allegedly try to run over an umpire? You want to go to war with guys like John Z. Kicking dirt on home just ain't getting the job done, America. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012Features
Marshall Footballer Caught In Foot Chase With Police Should Lose Scholarship [Cuff ‘Em]

Marshall Footballer Caught In Foot Chase With Police Should Lose Scholarship [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Senior running back Martin Ward, sophomore DB Phillip Warren, freshman CB Corie Wilson and freshman linebacker Stefone Grace were all arrested. So far, their exact charges are still under wraps. The complaints say the incidents happened outside a 13 hundred block, 4th Avenue bar around 3 in the morning Charges include battery against a police officer, with one young man fleeing on foot then getting caught. Draft scouts taking notice.

Apr 21, 2012Football
Ex-Nebraska CB Alfonzo Dennard Allegedly Assaulted Cop; Draft Is Thursday! [Cuff ‘Em]

Ex-Nebraska CB Alfonzo Dennard Allegedly Assaulted Cop; Draft Is Thursday! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Nebraska Husker football player Alfonzo Dennard was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a Lincoln police officer early Saturday. Lincoln police said Dennard, 22, was fighting with another man outside a bar near 14th and O Streets about 2:15 a.m. When officers attempted to intervene, Dennard allegedly pushed and then punched one officer in the face. Homeboy was ranked by CBS as the 56th best player in the NFL draft. Ooops.

Apr 20, 2012Features
Anyone Know This Black Dude Who Robbed A Houston Bank? [Cuff ‘Em]

Anyone Know This Black Dude Who Robbed A Houston Bank? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: It happened at around 11:20am at the Food Town in the 9500 block of South Kirkwood in southwest Harris County. Investigators say the suspect was wearing a Texans shirt when he walked in and handed the teller a note, claiming to have a gun. The teller handed over some cash and he fled. Perfect bank robbery costume in Houston. Blend right back in with the community. Much less attention getting than Flava Flav in an Astros hat.

Brett Favre’s Nephew Dylan Arrested For A Little Weed Possession

Brett Favre’s Nephew Dylan Arrested For A Little Weed Possession

Just when you think that Brett Favre's extended family has cleaned it up and gotten clean, the Gunslinger's nephew, Dylan, got back in the news today via a drug arrest. This guy was the 2009 Gatorade Player of the Year in Mississippi, ended up at Miss. St. and left the team in December before the Bulldogs played in the Music City Bowl. Next thing you know he's popped for weed possession. JUMP!

Apr 19, 2012

Houston Bank Robbed By Last Known Astros Fan In Houston [Cuff ‘Em]

Houston Bank Robbed By Last Known Astros Fan In Houston [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: It happened at the Green Bank in the 5000 block of San Felipe at around 3pm Tuesday. Authorities say the man, who was captured by surveillance video, walked in and handed a note to the teller saying he had a gun and demanded money. The teller gave him some cash and the suspect fled on foot. The suspect is described as a black male in his 30s, approximately 5 feet 7 inches, and weighing 155 pounds. Should be quick case. Black guy wearing Astros cap.

Apr 19, 2012

Alabama Fan Robs Georgia Bank & Has Junker Getaway Car [Cuff ‘Em]

Alabama Fan Robs Georgia Bank & Has Junker Getaway Car [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Gainesville Police continued looking for a man believed responsible for the robbery of Peach State Bank just off the downtown Gainesville square early Tuesday afternoon. Gainesville Police Cpl. Joe Britte said the suspect in the incident is described as a white man with sandy blonde hair in his late 20s to early 30s. He said witnesses described the suspect as 5'11" to 6' tall with a slender build. Police say that's a Braves hat. We say it's an Alabama hat. We're right.

Apr 18, 2012

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Apr 17, 2012Other Sports
Bro Faces 40 Years In Jail For Baseball Card Armed Robbery At Kmart! [Cuff ‘Em]

Bro Faces 40 Years In Jail For Baseball Card Armed Robbery At Kmart! [Cuff ‘Em]

Close your eyes for a second. Conjure up the image of a 25-year-old white guy who still collects baseball cards. Add in some drama to this guy's life, like armed robbery at a Kmart. Yes, armed robbery of packs of baseball cards. He's from Wisconsin, so that should also be figured into this fictional character. Oh, and he still lives with his parents. Do you have an image? Does your character look anything like Joseph Marciniak? He should. JUMP!

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Apr 16, 2012Features
UF Student Busted Saturday For DUI Jumps To Death At Football Stadium [Cuff ‘Em]

UF Student Busted Saturday For DUI Jumps To Death At Football Stadium [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A 26-year-old University of Florida student apparently jumped to his death from a stairwell along the west stands at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium on Sunday night, police said. The student, Michael Richard Edmonds Jr., who was studying journalism, was pronounced dead at the scene, UF Police Department Major Brad Barber said. According to court records, Edmonds was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol on Saturday.

Apr 14, 2012Features
ECU Streaker Banned From ECU For Life Arrested On ECU Campus [Cuff ‘Em]

ECU Streaker Banned From ECU For Life Arrested On ECU Campus [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A man who ran naked onto the field at an East Carolina University football game is facing new charges after being arrested at a campus parking lot. ECU police say 22-year-old John Sieglinger of Raleigh was arrested Friday and charged with injury to personal property, trespassing and obstructing an officer. Officers say they found Sieglinger in a parking lot after hearing the sound of a car window being broken. How exactly do you ban someone from a campus - for life?

Apr 13, 2012Features
No Wonder The Asians Are Always Flush With Cash At Casinos [Cuff ‘Em]

No Wonder The Asians Are Always Flush With Cash At Casinos [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Japanese man is accused of charging $27,000 to fraudulent credit cards at Ameristar Casino in St. Charles. He charged $67,000 in total to the cards in St. Louis area casinos from May 31 through April 3. Saito told the Highway Patrolman that an unknown Chinese man at Kansas City International Airport gave him two credit cards with his name on them, the report states. He said he recently was given four new credit cards. Had to get all greedy, didn't you Saito.

Apr 12, 2012Features
Roll Tide, Bitches! Alleged Copper Thief Wearing Bama Shirt During Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

Roll Tide, Bitches! Alleged Copper Thief Wearing Bama Shirt During Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Athens police arrested a man in connection with theft of copper from a home under construction. In a media release, police said Kenneth Dewayne Emerson was arrested Monday afternoon and charged with burglary. Officers were called to a construction site on Maree Drive Sunday after a witness saw a man taking copper from a home under construction. Now you know the identity of Jerry Glanville's doppelganger. Roll Mother*&*!in' Tide!

Apr 11, 2012Features
Volleyball Coach & Teacher Megan Denman Arrested For Student Oral [Cuff ‘Em]

Volleyball Coach & Teacher Megan Denman Arrested For Student Oral [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Detectives arrested Megan Denman, 29, of Fresno on Monday on suspicion of having sex with a minor and oral copulation, Fresno Police Chief Jerry Dyer said. The investigation found Denman was having an inappropriate relationship with the student, Dyer said. Detectives have not found evidence of other victims or that any illegal activity occurred on campus or at any Fresno Unified School District property. Yes, we found a few photos. JUMP!

Apr 9, 2012Features
Ohio State/Yankees Junkie Pulls Drug Heist At Kroger Pharmacy [Cuff ‘Em]

Ohio State/Yankees Junkie Pulls Drug Heist At Kroger Pharmacy [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: According to investigators, the man targeted the Kroger pharmacy, located at 3417 N High St., at about 3 p.m., 10TV News reported. Investigators said that the man approached the pharmacy counter and implied that he had a weapon. The suspect then handed the employee a note demanding prescription drugs, 10TV News reported. Gotta say this is a new one. It's usually Ohio State or Yankees fan robbing the Kroger bank. Nail him: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 7, 2012Features
Sports Yapper Sid Rosenberg Pukes On Himself During DUI [Cuff ‘Em]

Sports Yapper Sid Rosenberg Pukes On Himself During DUI [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: “I discovered him laying on the ground behind his vehicle in the fetal position with his fingers in his mouth,” recalled Officer Jon Cooke as he arrived on the scene early Thursday morning. “He appeared to be attempting to induce himself to vomit.” Indeed, Sid had puked on himself, and there was vomit inside his car, as well. But that wouldn’t be the only foul smell. “I noticed a strong odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from his breath.”

Apr 6, 2012Features
Smokeshow Mets Fan On Long Island Could Be Serial Bank Robber! [Cuff ‘Em]

Smokeshow Mets Fan On Long Island Could Be Serial Bank Robber! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via CBS2: Police said the suspect sported a Mets baseball cap during one of the alleged incidents, but that isn’t her only distinguishing feature. The suspect was seen in a surveillance photo demanding the opening of cash drawers. Twice in the last week, a woman robbed a bank in Suffolk County. That hat isn't her only distinguishing feature? Hmm, go on, we're intrigued. Big boobs? Yeah, CBS2 can't name another distinguishing feature. Dicks.

Apr 3, 2012Features
Chin Strap Bearded Alabama Fan Pops This Long Island Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Chin Strap Bearded Alabama Fan Pops This Long Island Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Suffolk County Police Major Case Investigations Unit detectives are investigating a robbery that occurred Saturday at the Roslyn Savings Bank branch in West Babylon. A man entered the bank, located at 653 Montauk Highway, at 11:09 a.m. and handed a teller a note threatening violence and demanding cash, police say. Roll Tide - on Long Island. This case should be cracked in like 36 hours. Reward time! mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 2, 2012Features
Pitt LB Carl Fleming Tries To Eat Bag Of Weed; Resists Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

Pitt LB Carl Fleming Tries To Eat Bag Of Weed; Resists Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Pittsburgh police arrested Fleming, 21, of Reisterstown, Md., about 10 p.m. Friday outside One Stop Mini Mart on the Boulevard of the Allies in Oakland. Fleming then shoved a plastic bag containing marijuana in his mouth and started to swallow, authorities said. Officers pulled Fleming from the car and, after failing to remove the bag, punched him, successfully dislodging the drugs from his mouth, the criminal complaint states. Result: suspended indefinitely.

Mar 31, 2012Features
Florida Basketball Erving Walker Jacks $3 Taco From Street Vendor [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Basketball Erving Walker Jacks $3 Taco From Street Vendor [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Erving Walker, less than one week after finishing his senior season on the Florida basketball team, was arrested early this morning for allegedly stealing a taco and running from police. According to the arrest report, Walker ordered a $3 taco from a street vendor downtown, received the food, then ran away without paying. When a police officer caught up with him and yelled for him to stop, Walker kept going, the report said. Worse: Stealing $3 taco or $1.06 hash browns?

Mar 30, 2012Other Sports
Sox Fan Looking Like David Ortiz Getting Opening Day Ticket Cash [Cuff ‘Em]

Sox Fan Looking Like David Ortiz Getting Opening Day Ticket Cash [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A man claiming to have a weapon robbed a Hampden Bank branch at 475 Longmeadow St. of an undisclosed amount of cash Thursday afternoon, police said. The lone suspect walked up to a teller and handed her a note demanding cash, he said. No weapon was shown but it was implied in the note that the man was armed, he said. So this one should be easy. Black dude who looks like David Ortiz...Sox opening day tickets...lots of $20s. GET HIM!

Mar 29, 2012Features
Limping Cross-Dresser In Hospital Smock & Dust Mask Robs Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Limping Cross-Dresser In Hospital Smock & Dust Mask Robs Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A cross-dressing man with a heavy limp robbed a bank in Houston’s Montrose area, according to the FBI’s Houston Office. The robbery happened Wednesday afternoon at an IBC Bank in the 3900 block of Montrose. A man, wearing a blond woman’s wig and a long medical smock with floral designs, walked in and gave the teller a threatening note, demanding money. Slow sports arrest morning. Hope you enjoy this homeboy making a withdrawal.

Mar 27, 2012Features
Scumbag Yankees Fan Stealing From High School Musical Lockerroom [Cuff ‘Em]

Scumbag Yankees Fan Stealing From High School Musical Lockerroom [Cuff ‘Em]

Bangor, Maine: Bangor police say they're looking for a man who raided a locker room during a charity fundraiser musical at the high school over the weekend. Police on Monday released video surveillance of the man who went into the locker room on Sunday during the Rotary Club of Bangor's seventh annual Music Off Broadway show while performers were on stage. The musical raised money for several area nonprofits. Typical Yankees loser, picking on those helping the community.

Mar 26, 2012Other Sports
Hockey Player Trent Campbell Steals Taxi In Florida; Grand Theft Auto [Cuff ‘Em]

Hockey Player Trent Campbell Steals Taxi In Florida; Grand Theft Auto [Cuff ‘Em]

ECHLer Trent Campbell isn't your typical loser in Florida ripping off taxis while out drinking with his boys. This guy has 16 goals & 34 assists this season for the South Carolina Stingrays. He's 29. Only has 39 penalty minutes. How drunk was Campbell Saturday? Must have been really, really hammered to steal a taxi. JUMP!

Mar 24, 2012Other Sports
Bobby Jenks Faces DUI Charge, Drills Two Cars At Babes Strip Club [Cuff ‘Em]

Bobby Jenks Faces DUI Charge, Drills Two Cars At Babes Strip Club [Cuff ‘Em]

Via:Red Sox pitcher Bobby Jenks is facing DUI charges after deputies say he struck two vehicles in the parking lot of Babes strip club in Fort Myers early this morning. Jenks, 31, was pulled over in a white Mercedes SUV near the intersection of Cleveland Avenue and Colonial Boulevard for driving erratically, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. Deputies said Jenks said he was "all over the roadway" because he had taken too many muscle relaxers.

Mar 23, 2012Features
Florida ‘Mudjam’ Highlighted By Drunk Couple Fighting Near Strippers, Poles [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida ‘Mudjam’ Highlighted By Drunk Couple Fighting Near Strippers, Poles [Cuff ‘Em]

The St. Lucie (Florida) Mudjam bills itself as "500 Acres of Mud & Party." Cops say this couple got a little intoxicated at last week's Mudjam and decided to do some work on each others face. As you can see, the wife got a black eye while she ripped her husband's face with her fingernails. What brought on this spat? Strippers at Mudjam, of course. JUMP!

Mar 22, 2012Features
19-Year-Old Chick Runs $10k Per Day Profit Sports Book Operation [Cuff ‘Em]

19-Year-Old Chick Runs $10k Per Day Profit Sports Book Operation [Cuff ‘Em]

Yep, here's a first in the history of the Busted Coverage Cuff 'Em series. Meet your first 19-year-old sports bookie. Nope, not some bro making coin on the side. Her name is Briana Rios and she might be the youngest female bookie in gambling history, according to Florida cops. And here we figured teen girls were just interested in Jersey Shore and going to the mall. Yo, Briana, what was the spread in last night's Knicks-76ers game? JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012Features
Georgia Fan Making An Illegal Withdrawal Up In This Wells Fargo [Cuff ‘Em]

Georgia Fan Making An Illegal Withdrawal Up In This Wells Fargo [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Atlanta Police are looking for a man suspected of robbing a Buckhead Wells Fargo. The robbery happened at about 2:20 p.m. Monday at the bank branch at 2204 Peachtree Road. Police describe the suspect as a white man in his 30s, about 5-feet-10-inches tall and 180 pounds. He was wearing blue jeans, a plaid button-down shirt, sunglasses and a University of Georgia baseball cap during the robbery. Get his ass! Reward money! mail@bustedcoverage.com

Mar 20, 2012Features
Daughter Steals $28,000 Worth Of Dad’s Sports Memorabilia Collection [Cuff ‘Em]

Daughter Steals $28,000 Worth Of Dad’s Sports Memorabilia Collection [Cuff ‘Em]

Got ourselves a strong Daughter of the Year candidate this morning. Her name is Stephanie Bernier and she figured her father would never miss multiple pieces of his sports memorabilia collection. Items such as his 1933 World Series program. Or his 1951 All-Star Game program. Or a Roger Clemens signed baseball. The twist to this story? How dad figured out his collection had been stolen. JUMP!

Mar 19, 2012Other Sports
Oklahoma Basketball Coach Erin Queen Arrested For Underage Boning [Cuff ‘Em]

Oklahoma Basketball Coach Erin Queen Arrested For Underage Boning [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Sand Springs basketball coach was arrested Saturday morning on a felony rape complaint after meeting a 17-year-old student at a hotel for sex, according to her arrest report. Erin Kathleen Queen, 27, was arrested at 5:30 a.m. Saturday on a complaint of first-degree rape after telling police she had sexual intercourse with her 17-year-old student at the Candlewood Suites at 10008 E. 73rd St., according to the report. Here's her cached Twitter account. Note: she's married!

Mar 17, 2012Features
What, You Can’t Send Porn To Best Buy TVs Via A Smart Phone? [Cuff ‘Em]

What, You Can’t Send Porn To Best Buy TVs Via A Smart Phone? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Greenville police said a man who they say is responsible for putting pornographic video up on televisions in a Best Buy store turned himself in after he saw himself in surveillance video on the news. Investigators said that Robert Matthew Holden used a personal electronic device to stream pornography to several “smart TVs” that were on display. He told police it was just a "prank" and he didn't know it was a criminal act. No word if he streamed 'Top Guns.'

Mar 16, 2012Features
WWF Wrestler Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhart Jailed On Drug Possession Charges [Cuff ‘Em]

WWF Wrestler Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhart Jailed On Drug Possession Charges [Cuff ‘Em]

It's a sad day for all of us Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart fans out there. The former WWF wrestler was sentenced yesterday on drug charges stemming from a 2010 case. From his booking info, we know that The Anvil has been pounding the burgers and fries. He's listed at 5-11, 320 lbs. You know you're getting old when half of the Hart Foundation can barely get out of his jail bunk without an oxygen mask. Who can forget how great of a promo guy Neidhart was back in the day? So sad.

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
1st Known Miami Marlins Baseball Hat Robbery In Connecticut! [Cuff ‘Em]

1st Known Miami Marlins Baseball Hat Robbery In Connecticut! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: New Britain Police are looking for a suspect who held up the TD Bank branch at 587 Hartford Road Wednesday afternoon. Police say he implied he had weapons. They released security camera images of the suspect, who was wearing a Florida Marlins baseball cap. a dark jacket and jeans and plastic rimmed eyeglasses with tiger-stripe pattern frames. Have you seen a black dude cruising around New Britain in a Marlins cap? Let's cash in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Mar 12, 2012Features
Grand Valley State University Fan Robs Florida Porn Store Of DVDs, A Phone [Cuff ‘Em]

Grand Valley State University Fan Robs Florida Porn Store Of DVDs, A Phone [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Daytona Beach police are looking for a man who robbed an adult sex shop at knifepoint early Friday. He also made gestures of stabbing her in the neck and stomach, although the knife didn't touch her, police said. "Give me all your money now," he told the 25-year-old clerk. "Don't make me use this." But when the clerk told him she had called police, he ran out the rear door carrying the adult movies, the store's phone and the knife. Hunch: ran out of Spring Break beer money.

Mar 8, 2012Other Sports
MMA Fighter’s Hands & Feet Deemed Deadly Weapons In Florida Road Rage [Cuff ‘Em]

MMA Fighter’s Hands & Feet Deemed Deadly Weapons In Florida Road Rage [Cuff ‘Em]

MMA fighter Fernando Rodrigues has a lifetime 3-5 record. He also now owns one of the first distinctions in Cuff 'Em history. State attorneys in Florida have successfully argued that Rodrigues shouldn't be allowed bail in a road rage incident this week that left his alleged victim beaten to a pulp. The reasoning why Fernando should be jailed without bond? His hands and feet are deadly weapons. Seriously. JUMP!

Mar 7, 2012Other Sports
Joseph Cordes Points Laser Into Eyes Of Girls’ Hockey Goalie [Cuff ‘Em]

Joseph Cordes Points Laser Into Eyes Of Girls’ Hockey Goalie [Cuff ‘Em]

You know how we know this parent Joseph Cordes takes his daughter's hockey games too seriously? How far would you go to help your daughter's team get an advantage during a high school hockey game? Would you stand in the corner of an arena and shoot a laser pointer into the eyes of the opposing goalie? Are you that crazy? Well, Cordes is. And now the cops want to have a word with Super Dad. JUMP!

Mar 6, 2012Features
Marcus Vick Gets 10 Days In Jail On Contempt Charge [Cuff ‘Em]

Marcus Vick Gets 10 Days In Jail On Contempt Charge [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Marcus Vick turned himself in to the Newport News City Jail on Sunday evening and was ordered Monday to begin serving a 10-day jail term on a contempt of court charge.Vick, 27, had been ordered to turn himself in last Monday on the misdemeanor contempt charge after twice failing to appear in court to answer a 2010 charge of driving on a suspended license. But...he might serve 5 days after credits for good behavior. Purple Drank this Saturday night, bitches!

Feb 29, 2012Features
Orlando Woolridge Arrested For Stealing Aluminum Water Lines In Louisiana [Cuff ‘Em]

Orlando Woolridge Arrested For Stealing Aluminum Water Lines In Louisiana [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Former professional basketball player Orlando V. Woodridge [sic], 52, was arrested Friday by the DeSoto Parish Sheriff’s Office after being accused of stealing aluminum water lines from a roadside. Sgt. Chato Atkins said Woolridge stole sections of lines used to transfer water to natural gas drilling sites. The material, with an estimated value of over $2,000, was sold for scrap. Let's not jump to conclusions about drugs. Might've just been behind on his car payments.

Feb 27, 2012Features
Georgia Soccer Player Carli Shultis Arrested For Stealing Hash Browns [Cuff ‘Em]

Georgia Soccer Player Carli Shultis Arrested For Stealing Hash Browns [Cuff ‘Em]

There are days when Cuff 'Em is horrible and the only story we can wrangle is something about a guy wearing a Colorado Rockies baseball hat & 'poofy' jacket jumping through a drive-thru window and robbing a coffee shop. Then there are days when BC comes across starlets like Georgia soccer player Carli Shultis. This chick was arrested last week on one of the craziest theft charges - EVER. We promise. JUMP!

Feb 24, 2012Features
Wait, Utah’s Former Mr. Basketball Is White & Was Allegedly Selling Drugs? [Cuff ‘Em]

Wait, Utah’s Former Mr. Basketball Is White & Was Allegedly Selling Drugs? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Former Oregon State University basketball player Daniel Deane was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, intent to deliver marijuana, and money laundering on Thursday afternoon near Burns, Oregon. His father Greg Deane played in the NBA for the Utah Jazz. Let's not get carried away. His dad played exactly 7 games for the Jazz & made exactly 2 shots!

Feb 23, 2012Features
This Genius Started Drug Business With Football Scholarship Money! [Cuff ‘Em]

This Genius Started Drug Business With Football Scholarship Money! [Cuff ‘Em]

It's no wonder we're losing our asses to the Chinese. When guys like Preston Bailey III have their drug business dreams ruined by cops it's a bad day for college students who try to get ahead by slinging some pot. What makes this story even better is that Preston was a college football player. How did he get the money to start his drug bidness? JUMP!

Feb 21, 2012Features
Gators Fan’s Robbery Getaway Vehicle (Wheelchair) Gets Stuck In Sand! [Cuff ‘Em]

Gators Fan’s Robbery Getaway Vehicle (Wheelchair) Gets Stuck In Sand! [Cuff ‘Em]

YES, YES, YES, YES, this happened in Gainesville, Florida. Yes, someone in Ohio will trump this idiot by Friday morning. Yes, his wheelchair got stuck in the sand after he stole a 12-pack and electrical tape. Yes, he was wearing a Florida Gators hat and Gators sweatshirt. We're still waiting for the surveillance video to be released because this story might be one of our all-time favorite Cuff 'Ems. JUMP!

Feb 20, 2012Other Sports
Creighton Bball Coach Carrie Moore Passes Out In McDonald’s Drive-Thru [Cuff ‘Em]

Creighton Bball Coach Carrie Moore Passes Out In McDonald’s Drive-Thru [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: An assistant coach for the Creighton University women's basketball team was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of driving while intoxicated. Carrie Moore, 26, of Bellevue, was arrested after employees at a McDonald's restaurant found her passed out in her car at the drive-through, Bellevue police Officer Sean Vest said. Moore told police that she had been at the Creighton men's game late Saturday and had a few drinks afterward. Punishment: 35 suicides.

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WAG Lena Gercke Handbra Photo Lands Tunisian Newspaper Editors In Jail! [Cuff ‘Em]

WAG Lena Gercke Handbra Photo Lands Tunisian Newspaper Editors In Jail! [Cuff ‘Em]

You might remember this photo of Lena Gercke that we ran last week and was published in the March issue of GQ Germany. That's Lena's futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira helping with the handbra. No biggie, right? Well, in Tunisia a newspaper ran this photo and now three employees have been arrested and nutjobs are threatening to burn down the newspaper's building. Not kidding. JUMP!

Feb 14, 2012Features
Florida Woman Arrested For Throwing Iced Tea On Father During Super Bowl [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Woman Arrested For Throwing Iced Tea On Father During Super Bowl [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A 50-year-old woman accused of dousing her dad with iced tea on Super Bowl Sunday was arrested, even though she said the chilled beverage soaking was an act of "self defense," a recently released report states. The apparent tossed tea tumult began brewing Feb. 5 as a 79-year-old man told Port St. Lucie police he argued with his daughter, Jacqueline Collins, the Port St. Lucie police report states. Florida, our love affair continues. Don't stop being weird. Kisses.

Feb 13, 2012Features
Ohio State Fan Making Withdrawal Up In This C-Bus Key Bank! [Cuff ‘Em]

Ohio State Fan Making Withdrawal Up In This C-Bus Key Bank! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Police tell NBC4 a man entered the bank and stood in line waiting for a teller. Upon approaching the counter, he handed the teller a note saying he would hurt her if she did not give him the money. No weapon was observed and the teller complied with his request and handed the man the cash from her drawer, according to police. Totally smart move wearing your OSU jacket during a bank robbery. That won't give you away or anything to the family in Gahanna.

Feb 10, 2012Features
Hardo Alabama Fan Popping Off Rounds In Circle K Beer Robbery [Cuff ‘Em]

Hardo Alabama Fan Popping Off Rounds In Circle K Beer Robbery [Cuff ‘Em]

Rarely do we come across a Circle K robbery in Phoenix where the suspect is a teen, has a ridiculous earring, has chin studs, a Three Stooges haircut and is wearing an Alabama hat. Whew. About as hardcore as they come these days. This pussy decided to go on a beer run way back in October and police are STILL looking for him, according to CBS5 in Phoenix. How this is just now crossing our desk is an embarrassment to local TV. JUMP!

Feb 9, 2012Features
YES Network’s Bob Lorenz Got Hammered & Landed DUI This Week [Cuff ‘Em]

YES Network’s Bob Lorenz Got Hammered & Landed DUI This Week [Cuff ‘Em]

Bob Lorenz has been around the world of sports for what seems like 25 years or so, bouncing between CNNSI, TNT & TBS. Now he's at the YES Network living the good life. Things must be great because he's on the hook for a DUI relating to an early Wednesday morning incident with Connecticut police. How (allegedly) hammered was our boy, Lorenz? Passed the f*ck out at a stop light. Gone. Hammered. Nappy time. JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012Features
Woman Wearing Yankees Coat & Hat Harrassed By Bro-kowski’s [Cuff ‘Em]

Woman Wearing Yankees Coat & Hat Harrassed By Bro-kowski’s [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Two men from out of state were arrested late Super Bowl Sunday after they yelled at a woman and chased her around her car because she was wearing a New York Yankees coat and hat, according to a city police report. Lynn Jordan, 25, of Texas, and Andrew Bonner, 23, of Vermont, were arrested on breach of peace charges. Bigger crime here: dropping f-bombs on this woman or this woman wearing a Yankees hat & coat on Super Bowl Sunday? Make the call.

Feb 1, 2012Features
Colorado Lineman Will Pericak Gets Hammered, Lights Fire At Bar [Cuff ‘Em]

Colorado Lineman Will Pericak Gets Hammered, Lights Fire At Bar [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: According to the report, at around 1 a.m. Sunday, a bartender at the Pearl Street Pub and Cellar at 1108 Pearl St. said Pericak lit the contents of a metal bucket on fire. Bartenders said the bucket contained trash and miscellaneous papers and were able to put it out with no damage to the bar. Pericak later told police, "Listen, I had some beers and caused some trouble, but I haven't done anything illegal... I left the bar." Totally innocent. Dick cops causing problems. Drop it, boys.

Jan 26, 2012Features
Police Searching For Georgia Fan Who Showed Woman His Dong [Cuff ‘Em]

Police Searching For Georgia Fan Who Showed Woman His Dong [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: According to police spokesman Bruce Frazier, the man exposed himself to a female shopper at the Wal-Mart store on Shugart Road in the northwest Georgia town on Thursday. “The female shopper was in the area of the shoe department when the suspect got her attention and exposed himself to her,” Frazier said. If the Internet can figure out who the Bama Teabagger was, this one shouldn't take much effort. Spread the word. Have a tip in this case? mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 24, 2012Features
This Ravens Fan Throws Patriots Fan Through That Window In Virgina [Cuff ‘Em]

This Ravens Fan Throws Patriots Fan Through That Window In Virgina [Cuff ‘Em]

Want to know how Patriots fan & Ravens fan settle their differences - in Virginia - at 2 a.m. the morning after Billy Cundiff shanked the game-tying field goal? Ravens fan throws Patriots fan through a window. F-ing Billy Mullins. Look at this guy. You think he takes sh*t off some punk ass Patriots fan? Hell no he doesn't. Dude is from Tennessee. Police say Billy and his homeboys exacted a little revenge and now he has a felony on his head. JUMP!

Jan 23, 2012Features
Colorado Rockies Cap Robbery Guy Casually Pops This Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Colorado Rockies Cap Robbery Guy Casually Pops This Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via CBS 4 Denver: The robbery happened at a Bank of the West near Interstate 25 and County Line. The Arapahoe County sheriff says the man walked into the bank, passed a note to a teller and demanded money. The clerk handed over some cash and the man ran away. The suspect is said to be a white man, about 40 to 50 years old. Still waiting to hear from the FBI on what name is on that jacket. Could Rockies guy just be trying to throw off the fuzz? Is he that smart?

Jan 20, 2012Features
N.E. Patriots Fan Wearing Pink Breast Cancer Hat Pops Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

N.E. Patriots Fan Wearing Pink Breast Cancer Hat Pops Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via WMUR: Police said the robbery happened about 2:30 p.m. at Sovereign Bank on Lafayette Road. Authorities said the robber was a heavy-set, white man with brown hair. He was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt or jacket and a New England Patriots hat with a pink stripe on the visor. Police said the hat also had a new Patriots logo on the front and possibly a breast cancer support ribbon on the back. No biggie, just making an AFC Championship withdrawal.

Jan 19, 2012Features
Black Guy Wearing Buffalo Sabres Hat Robs Georgia Bank – #SMH [Cuff ‘Em]

Black Guy Wearing Buffalo Sabres Hat Robs Georgia Bank – #SMH [Cuff ‘Em]

Via NorthFulton.com: According to Police Spokeswoman Lisa Holland, the suspect walked into the Suntrust Bank on 2300 Holcomb Bridge Road inside the Kroger grocery store and handed over a notes demanding money. The man is described as in his mid 40s, 5'10", 280 pounds. He was wearing a blue jacket and jeans. Also he had a Mitchell and Ness snapback Buffalo Sabres hockey team baseball cap. Let's get his ass: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 14, 2012Features
New Mexico State Fan Arrested For Making Blowjob Gesture At Ref [Cuff ‘Em]

New Mexico State Fan Arrested For Making Blowjob Gesture At Ref [Cuff ‘Em]

Excuse us for not knowing the New Mexico State University men's basketball team has a super fan named James K. Killgore. That's what the Las Cruces newspaper is telling us this morning. It seems Kilgore got a little too superfan-y Thursday night during NMSU's game against Utah State. But this is a first. It seems Kilgore got into it with a ref. One thing led to another and, well, a blowjob gesture was made. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012NFL
Wanted: Tennessee Titans Fan Being Hunted By F.B.I. [Cuff ‘Em]

Wanted: Tennessee Titans Fan Being Hunted By F.B.I. [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the F.B.I. Knoxville bureau: Today, the Knoxville Division of the FBI launched an electronic billboard campaign seeking the public’s assistance to help identify a serial bank robber active in East Tennessee. The individual is suspected of robbing of at least three banks in Tennessee. He is possibly in his 30s and has been wearing a baseball cap during each of the robberies. We're thinking former college footballer, possibly o-lineman. Nail him: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 11, 2012Features
Color Coordinated Michigan Fan Holding Up This Florida 7-11 [Cuff ‘Em]

Color Coordinated Michigan Fan Holding Up This Florida 7-11 [Cuff ‘Em]

Via ABC7: The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office is looking for a suspect who robbed a 7-11 in Sarasota. Just after 10:30 Monday night, a man entered the store in the 2700 block of Beneva Road with a white cloth covering his face. He implied to the clerk he had a weapon and demanded the money from the register. He is described as a white male, 30-40 years old, approximately 6 feet tall, 170 pounds. Do your thing Ohio State fan. Get his ass: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 10, 2012Features
Oklahoma State Bro Robs Bank Of $100s, $50s & $20s [Cuff ‘Em]

Oklahoma State Bro Robs Bank Of $100s, $50s & $20s [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the Oklahoman: About 1 p.m. (Sat.), a white male entered the bank inside a grocery store at 249 N Douglas Blvd. and gave the teller a note demanding $100, $50 and $20 bills, FBI spokesman Clay Simmonds said. The teller complied, and the robber left the store. The robber is in his 20s or early 30s and is about 5-feet-11, weighing 180 to 200 pounds. Of f*cking course he's got a poker addiction. Probably some student loans. Wears hats backwards. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 7, 2012Features
Michael Gregory Holguin Is A Steelers Fan & Armed Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Michael Gregory Holguin Is A Steelers Fan & Armed Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

There are weeks that go by when checking the Maricopa (AZ) Sheriff Office website is a waste of time. And then there are those home runs that make up for all those worthless fishing expeditions. Today we landed a big fish - Michael Gregory Holguin. Thanks goes out to the sheriff office photographer who knew cropping out the Steelers logo would have left these photos 50% more worthless. True, the tats speak volumes, but in the blogging world that simple logo is gold. JUMP!

Jan 6, 2012Features
Newfoundland Drug Store Robbed By Texas Longhorns Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

Newfoundland Drug Store Robbed By Texas Longhorns Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

Via The Telegram: The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary is requesting the assistance of the general public in identifying a person responsible for an armed robbery at a commercial business on Topsail Road in St. John’s, Dec. 26. At the time of the offence, he was wearing a dark winter vest, light- coloured hoodie, dark pants and light-coloured baseball hat. Stupid Canadians. That's a Texas Longhorns hat. Just for that, we're not offering our search services. Suck it.

Jan 5, 2012Features
Homeboy Slinging Moonshine At 2012 Gator Bowl [Cuff ‘Em]

Homeboy Slinging Moonshine At 2012 Gator Bowl [Cuff ‘Em]

Via First Coast News (Jacksonville): State alcohol agents arrested a Jacksonville man who they said was selling moonshine from a barbecue stand on Beaver Street the morning of the Gator Bowl game. One agent purchased a shot of vodka and another purchased a shot of moonshine. Agent Dianne Stanley asked for Grey Goose vodka and was advised by the suspect it was moonshine, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office. Yeah, but how was the BBQ? Any good?

Jan 4, 2012Features
A’s Homeboy Is First St. Louis Bank Robber Of 2012! [Cuff ‘Em]

A’s Homeboy Is First St. Louis Bank Robber Of 2012! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the Post-Dispatch: A robber stole an undisclosed amount of money today from a Pulaski Bank at 900 Olive Street in the area's first bank robbery of 2012. Surveillance cameras captured the suspect, a black man who appeared to be in his late 30s or early 40s and between 5 feet 9 inches and 5 feet 11 inches tall. Not noted: dude will likely be walking the streets and be color coordinated. This is our year. Afraid to turn in your homeboy? We aren't: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 3, 2012Features
Bro Tries To Bribe Cop With Dolphins-Jets Tickets! [Cuff ‘Em]

Bro Tries To Bribe Cop With Dolphins-Jets Tickets! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the Palm Beach Post: A man charged with offering a law enforcement officer two tickets to today's Miami Dolphins pro football season finale to avoid arrest might be mostly guilty of overestimating their value, a judge said at the man's bond hearing this morning. "Have you been watching the Dolphins? No one's going to go to that game," Palm Beach County Judge Timothy P. McCarthy told Topalian. Bro, seriously? Dolphins-Jets tix? Next time: cocaine.

Jan 2, 2012Features
Stuart Stott Got Hammered At Pinstripe Bowl With His 4-Year-Old [Cuff ‘Em]

Stuart Stott Got Hammered At Pinstripe Bowl With His 4-Year-Old [Cuff ‘Em]

Via NY Times' City Room: A New Jersey man who was pulled over and arrested on Staten Island on Friday night was accused of driving drunk across the Outerbridge Crossing from New Jersey with his 4-year-old son in the back seat of his vehicle, the police said. Stuart Stott, who said he had been at Yankee Stadium on Friday for the Pinstripe Bowl between Rutgers and Iowa State, told the police that he had consumed five or six beers at the game. That's it? Pussy.

Dec 31, 2011Features
A Human High On Bath Salts Can Be Tased Six Times & Live! [Cuff ‘Em]

A Human High On Bath Salts Can Be Tased Six Times & Live! [Cuff ‘Em]

Ahh, the year of bath salt arrests. How many times can a human be tased and still live to tell his grandkids? At least six! Via the Bangor Daily News: A man high on bath salts was Tased six times, pepper sprayed twice and kneed in the gut before police were able to arrest him Tuesday. He would have been at court Wednesday, but the Knox County Jail was keeping him in restraints, according to court clerks. We'll miss you, 2011.

Dec 30, 2011Features
Steelers Fan Ain’t Even Playin’ Up In This Post Office [Cuff ‘Em]

Steelers Fan Ain’t Even Playin’ Up In This Post Office [Cuff ‘Em]

Via Pittsburgh's Tribune-Review: Investigators are seeking the public's help in identifying a man who robbed the post office in Bloomfield at gunpoint. He is described as a light-skinned man, 30 to 45 years old, about 5 feet 7 inches tall, with a stocky build. He was wearing a Steelers hooded jacket, green hoodie underneath the jacket, fluorescent green baseball cap, bluejeans, sunglasses and black shoes. That old school jacket give him away? Nail him: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 29, 2011Features
Indians, Nebraska Fan Pops Bank First Thing Monday Morning [Cuff ‘Em]

Indians, Nebraska Fan Pops Bank First Thing Monday Morning [Cuff ‘Em]

Via KETV-Omaha: Officers were called to the First National Bank branch at 50th and G streets around 9 a.m.Investigators said a man walked into the bank, showed a gun and demanded cash.The robber took off in a white mid-2000s Chevrolet Impala with a spoiler on the back. Banks were open on Monday? Not in our 'hood. Anyway, one thing stands out with this robbery - the timing. He barely waited for Christmas to be over & he got at it. Nail his ass: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 28, 2011Features
Baltimore Orioles Bandit Makes Pre-Christmas Withdrawal From BOA [Cuff ‘Em]

Baltimore Orioles Bandit Makes Pre-Christmas Withdrawal From BOA [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the Sun-Sentinel: The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office is looking for a man who robbed a Wellington bank on Thursday. Officials said a man in a Baltimore Orioles baseball cap walked into a Bank of America on Forest Hill Boulevard around 2:20 p.m. He passed a note to a teller that said he had a gun. Afraid for her life, the teller gave the man the cash from the register, officials said. Can't see a face but someone out there recognizes that hat. Not too many of those in the wild.

Dec 27, 2011Features
Look At Bruno Mars Giants Fan Grabbin’ Stacks At BOA [Cuff ‘Em]

Look At Bruno Mars Giants Fan Grabbin’ Stacks At BOA [Cuff ‘Em]

Via KSEE24 Fresno: (went down Dec. 15) Two men approached a Bank of America teller stating they were armed and demanded money. The suspects left with an undisclosed amount of money and were last seen walking westbound on Bellevue Road towards Winton Way. We're onto you, bros. One tip and you'll be grabbin' ankles in the state pen. Our readership continues to grow and all it takes is one of your homeboys to start snitchin': mail@bustedcoverage.com