At what point in life does a person decide it's the perfect time to get a "F@ck Cops" tattoo? After getting a speeding ticket on the way home with your first born? Meet Greg Alan Burden. He's been giving the Phoenix fuzz some issues with bad checks this summer. He's currently in 4th place on the Maricopa Mugshots Of The Day leaderboard, after his second bad checks bust. So many questions about this guy. Might be time for a 5 Questions.
Here we go with yet another first for our Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. This jerkoff walked into a Palm Beach, Florida bank wearing this sweatshirt thing & a Navy hat - this past Saturday. Time to make a withdrawal! Isn't there facial recognition systems that can detect the thickness of a customer's clothing. It's 90 & a guy is wearing a sweatshirt - DOORS INSTANTLY LOCK. This %^& should never happen at a Fla. bank. JUMP!
You want to know why you'll never catch our asses going to a Braves baseball game? Because there are jerkoffs like Cordricus Anderson hanging out near Turner Field with shotguns. We all know the thugs hanging around the park are either going to pickpocket us, sell us phony tickets or pull a shotgun and chasing our asses around a park. That's exactly what Anderson did Friday night in Atlanta. Seriously. Chased fans, and shot at them, with a friggin' shotgun. Details - JUMP!
There are all sorts of rumors flying around about what happened outside a club called The Ticket in Beaumont, Texas early this morning. What we do know is that OKC Thunder's Kendrick Perkins was taken to jail on public intox charges. What we also know is that an altercation of some sort happened at that club. MediaTakeOut, the trustworthy site they are, is reporting shots were fired. Meanwhile, those tweeting about the fight say nothing about shots fired. Here is what Twitter users were saying at 4 a.m. JUMP!
Remember back in the spring when a Rays training camp rental belonging to Evan Longoria, David Price and Steve Brignac was burglarized? Yeah, well two punks are now in police custody for ripping off electronics, watches, jewelry and even an AK-47. But one of the suspects has dropped a bomb on the investigation, making the claim that there was some bud in the pad. How much bud? A bunch of bud. Is this just a huge accusation to save his ass? Details - JUMP!
In case you are past the college days or just didn't realize it, college campuses are filling up with drunken, drug addicted teens as another school year gets going. Georgia student Blake Wright is back on campus. He's 19 and was headed into his second year at the Athens campus. Now the Speedo wearing, rape attempting idiot is in jail with a shredded face and an interesting Facebook page. JUMP!
It's almost prophetic that our buddy Isaac from Guyism sent over word this morning that UCF locker room model Shanna McLaughlin was busted this week at Orlando International for a .45 in her carry-on bag. Just a week ago we dug up the UCF modeling photos for our College Football 2011 Kickoff. Six days later she's arrested. Yes, we're that good. Shanna, a Playmate, says the gun is her boyfriends. JUMP!
Good news from the Baseball Cap Bank Robbers department over the weekend. California cops have busted the 'Sports Fan Bandit', an Asian who had quite a collection of baseball/football hats. You know how it's strange to see a black guy working at a Chinese restaurant? Yeah, well, it's about the same to see an Asian robbing a bank while wearing a Green Bay Packers hat. Your days are over Tran! Details - JUMP!
Kevin Crabtree, the infamous Enron Field streaker/escape artist, has been banned from the park under a sentencing this week after pleading guilty to charges stemming from his antics. Big loss, right? Can't go to an Astros' game? How exactly can a court properly sentence a streaker? Cut off a foot? Lose three toes of your choice? The courts better figure this one out soon because banning from worthless baseball games isn't exactly preventing the act. Full details of Kevin's sentence - JUMP!
Well, it seems like we have a serial bank robber in St. Louis who has a thing for teams in the N.L. Central. Authorities say the guy you see here in an Astros cap (notice he's still sporting the sticker!) has used a couple different National League disguises to keep cops at bay as to his identity. Listen up, BC Nation, let's get us some bank robber reward money. Scared to turn in Carlos Lee? We aren't. JUMP!
The infamous Ohio breast milk gunnery mate, Stephanie Robinette, was in court yesterday to learn her fate for a wedding reception gone very wrong back in June. There was no jail sentence for Steph, but she will serve two years on probation for nearly blinding troopers with her breast milk. As a bonus, we also get the surveillance video from the cruiser cam. Time for TruTV to make another show! When Breast Milk Attacks! JUMP!
There are tatted criminals that flow through Cuff 'Em from time to time and then there is Arizona gang banger Leo Rufus Rodriguez. Dude is now 35 and still hacking it at his craft. At what age does a gang banger figure it's time to settle down and cash in his banger 401k? At 35 we figured he's be spending his days raising his little gang bangers and getting involved with the Boy Scouts pine wood derby races. Not Leo. He's building his rap sheet. JUMP!
Look at this jerkoff and his bank robbery outfit. Kinda looks like Joba Chamberlain was traded to the Mariners and walked into a grocery store bank for a withdrawal. Joba wannabe must be hard up for cash because the fuzz says Throwback has busted up two banks in July and is now being called the Mariners Bank Robber. And both times he's hit grocery store banks. Let's turn his ass in and make some cash. Details - JUMP!
Remember whitey Mark Madsen and his goofy NBA championship celebration dances? Yeah, he was regaled in the black community as a laughingstock and his street cred was about as low as humanly possible. Well, black man, looks who's back and has his name in a court case over a domain name, $110k and eBay. A guy is going to jail and it's all over a web domain. After this story you won't be laughing at Ellsworth ever again. Seriously. Details - JUMP!
Let this be a lesson to all you bullies who pick on gingers. You might get your ass kicked or even killed if you mess with the wrong red. Take Richard Starks (pictured). He was part of a drunken rager over the weekend where some 19-year-old MMA punk was calling him ginger and saying he had "weak knees." Starks, who likes himself some Megadeath and Iron Maiden, went ballistic & killed Samuel Smith. Details - JUMP!
Demetrio Crespo isn't the smartest bank robber in Florida bank robbing history. Dude decided, this week, that the only way to get out of debt was to put on his Fall Sunday best and bust up a Bank of America for $2,700. But there was a huge problem for Crespo: the getaway plan sucked and the costume was about as bad as it gets. A jogging jacket zipped up to your neck at 4 p.m. in Florida? C'mon, chief. Full details - JUMP!