Major Twitter news for the tabloids & us sleazy bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods' mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband & former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) & now he'll likely get a baby reality show! JUMP!
Bill Maher made one little tweet on Christmas Eve about Tim Tebow and all of a sudden the Christian elitists are all up in arms over the use of f@$k, Hitler, Satan in the same tweet. Said Maher: Wow, Jesus just f*(ked
#TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them" Of course that got passed around & the Christians are all #SMH & #LIBERALTRASH. Oh, and there's a bonus...Pro Bowl f-bombs! JUMP!
It's been one helluva year for the sports world where crazy people came out of the woodwork in droves. It was sometime around April 15 when it became apparent that streakers and nutjobs were overtaking the 2011 MLB season. Things got really weird in May when during one night in Seattle there were four streakers that jumped onto the field during a series against the Yankees. We have horse racing streakers, rugby streakers, baseball, football, Canadian football and a banana sling rugby World Cup streaker you cannot miss. Here's to 2011...we'll miss you but not all the dong. JUMP!
We leave Matt The Screencapper by himself this weekend and wouldn't you know it his head is squarely up the ass of the NFL and ridiculous college bowl games. Meanwhile, WAGs Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti are STILL hanging on Miami Beach. These broads might as well get citizenship. Out of 26 days this month there have probably been 3 days they haven't been on the beach. Guess who was in a bikini for Christmas? Galanti. A blue one. JUMP!
You guys have been put on notice. I'm about to take Mrs. Busted (yeah, she's actually off work today) to lunch and plan to be back in about an hour or two. The BC web developer has been notified that I want him tracking pageviews for this Serena Williams Christmas Day bikini ass explosion post. Over/Under on pageviews is about 5-6k during the lunch break. Act like you won't look all you want. We know better. It's like a five-car pileup. You just can't help but eyeballing that badonk. JUMP!
Of course BC knows what you guys want during Christmas Week. You're already jerking around at the office, not being productive and we're about to take that productivity level to '0' with this giant gallery of new TNA Knockout Christmas photos that Busted editors have dug out from under the Scotch pine. To the man responsible for blowing up Santa's costume and turning it into lingerie, let us salute you. Best present you'll get all week. We promise. JUMP!
Still not down with Tebowmania? You're missing out on the biggest sports craze for white people since golfing became cool thanks to Tiger Woods. How big is this 'thing?' CBS racked up a 19.5 rating from Broncos-Patriots. Game 7 of the World Series this year earned a 16.2. Sure, the guy lost, but so did the Raiders. Tebow has a roadie left at Buffalo on Sat. & then at home against the Chiefs on New Year's Day. This is just a peek into 48 hours of Tebow on the Internet. JUMP!
It's the greatest time of the year for those of you who started following BC at the beginning of December. Each year we spend the weeks before Christmas banging out the best of the best from the year in BC history. Today we tackle Morning Twitpics, your morning dose of sports & pop culture for men who appreciate a good laugh before heading to their miserable place of employment. It's been a helluva year. From Gruden's man-knuckle to Bengalman 420, we take a look back. JUMP!
You hear World Bikini Championships and instantly think of something having to do with Hooters and draft beer. Not so, my friends. Remember Missy Coles from back in the summer? She's the hot chick with insane implants who is dating Phillies pitcher Michael Schwimmer. She's also into this fitness bikini competition that combines beauty, muscle & how well you fill out a bikini. The world championships were held over the weekend. We have sad news to report - JUMP!
After much sleuthing, deliberation and ogling, we've decided that yes, we have indeed found the world's hottest tennis WAG. Her name is Zaira Nara and she's, you guessed it -- a model. What we don't quite understand is why she's going out with a dirtball like tennis player Juan Monaco. He looks like a garbage collector. It must be the Argentine thing or maybe she only dates athletes. One of the two. Here's the rundown and a gallery. Check it!
It's that time of the year when Busted Coverage bucks the norm & hands out sports awards you guys actually care about. Which one of you fools sat through that garbage from ESPN last night. You really care Robert Griffin won the Davey O'Brien Award? Sh!t, that thing will be in a pawn shop within 2-3 years. Might fill the Escalade for a trip from Texas to training camp. Anyway, today we get our yearly BC Awards rolling with Best Cheerleader Rack Of 2011. JUMP!
What will we remember from 2011 in the world of women? Teenager Kate Upton splashing onto the scene with her appearance in the SI Swimsuit Issue. Oh, and Alex Morgan becoming a must-follow on Twitter via her World Cup performance. And porn star Bibi Jones for two photos with Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski that finally bridged porn and NFL superstardom. Speaking of porn, what about Bernie Kosar's daughter, Lexxi Silver, making her porn debut. It was one helluva year by the ladies. It's a time to appreciate those who wowed and entertained us in 2011. Kudos to you, ladies. You've earned our gratitude. JUMP!
'Tis the season to bust out crazy long lists of moments that made 2011 so memorable. We warned you guys in late February that this year was going to be insane. Must be something about people living through a recession for 3-4 years that makes them nuts. We've picked through thousands of photos and came up with these 70 that defined the year in sports & sports culture. These aren't AP shots. They're photos you've come to expect from Busted Coverage. JUMP!
Of course the emails are coming. "WTF is netball & I didn't know Bristol U. had a netball team." Listen, you morons, this is Bristol U. in the U.K. and the ladies got naked for their 2012 calendar to raise funds just to keep their team afloat in the new year. This isn't the Alabama football program we're talking about here. This is U.K. athletics, which are usually worthless unless the netball team is getting naked. Kudos to these Brits for being forward thinking. JUMP!
Now, before you guys start emailing us "That photo of Matt Leinart muff diving his buddies ear is like 4 years old," just know that it's new to us. And if Matt Leinart tonguing his buddies ear is new to us, it's new to the thousands of loyal BC readers. We have obligations and that includes giving you a photo that includes Leinart, Kirk Herbstreit and Harold Reynolds. Yes, probably one of the craziest drunken pic combos in BC history. JUMP!
Who is this hot blonde chick wearing the Alabama hat? None other than busty brit glamour model Ashley Emma. Who's that, Bama fans ask? Well, she's kinda big in the U.K. as a model who'll talk dirty to U.K. fools over the Internet for money. Research also tells us she visits Dubai here and there. You know what that means, right? Anyway, she uploaded this Bama hat photo to Twitter last night and she instantly gave the Crimson Tide street cred in Essex. JUMP!