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  • Cuff ‘Em: Wisconsin Mailman Goes Dick In A Box On 21-Year-Old Secretary To Cheer Her Up

    Cuff ‘Em: Wisconsin Mailman Goes Dick In A Box On 21-Year-Old Secretary To Cheer Her Up

    There, the police report states, he admitted making the naked mail delivery and said he was only trying to cheer up the woman…

  • Cuff 'Em: Baseball Team Owner Goes All Erin Andrews Peeper On His Own Baseball Cheerleaders

    Cuff 'Em: Baseball Team Owner Goes All Erin Andrews Peeper On His Own Baseball Cheerleaders

    Five women employed as members of the Brazos Valley Bombers promotional squad say they were videotaped while changing clothes without their knowledge or…

  • Cuff 'Em: Kentucky Cheerleader Helps Kentucky QB Assault Some Chick After Getting Hammered At Some UK Bar

    Cuff 'Em: Kentucky Cheerleader Helps Kentucky QB Assault Some Chick After Getting Hammered At Some UK Bar

    There was news late last week that Kentucky’s QB, Mike Hartline, was arrested for assaulting some chick in a drunken rage of some…

  • Cuff 'Em: UConn OL Greg McKee Is Going To Miss Out On Those Fiesta Bowl Gifts After Child Porn Bust

    Cuff 'Em: UConn OL Greg McKee Is Going To Miss Out On Those Fiesta Bowl Gifts After Child Porn Bust

    Dude is going to miss out on the gift suite, Fossil watch, cap, and Ogio Cooper backpack. (UConn offensive lineman Greg) McKee also…

  • Cuff 'Em: Yes, That Is A Woman & She Was Arrested For Stabbing Her Husband Because He Wanted To Watch Patriots Monday Night Football Game

    Cuff 'Em: Yes, That Is A Woman & She Was Arrested For Stabbing Her Husband Because He Wanted To Watch Patriots Monday Night Football Game

    Yes, this happened in Florida. Yes, that really is a woman. Yes, she really stabbed her husband of five months because he wanted…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Iowa Stud WR Derrell Johnson-Koulianos Lives In Drug Den, Seems To Pay Gas Bill By Slinging Pot/Coke/Pills

    Cuff ‘Em: Iowa Stud WR Derrell Johnson-Koulianos Lives In Drug Den, Seems To Pay Gas Bill By Slinging Pot/Coke/Pills

    The most prolific pass-catcher in Iowa football history apparently has played his last game for the Hawkeyes. Senior wide receiver Derrell Johnson-Koulianos was…

  • Cuff 'Em: Two U. Of Oregon Dropouts Arrested For Lee Corso Head Theft

    Cuff 'Em: Two U. Of Oregon Dropouts Arrested For Lee Corso Head Theft

    Well, that was quick. From KGW-Portland: An ESPN oversized Lee Corso Game Day mascot head that was reported stolen the day of the…

  • Cuff 'Em: Boston Bruins Fans Throw Beer, Brawl With Punks Who Won't High Five Them At Bruins Game

    Cuff 'Em: Boston Bruins Fans Throw Beer, Brawl With Punks Who Won't High Five Them At Bruins Game

    This is one of the stranger drunken fan arrest stories we’ve seen in a few months. You know high-five guy at sporting events.…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Would Rena Denson Go Four-Wheeling Across A Football Field To Run Over Assholes Who Beat Up Her Son?

    Cuff ‘Em: Would Rena Denson Go Four-Wheeling Across A Football Field To Run Over Assholes Who Beat Up Her Son?

    Sad news last night out of all places, Florida. U.S. Marshals came looking for Rena Denson to serve an arrest warrant for an…

  • Sentence ‘Em: Jim Leyritz Gets One Year Probation & Must Pay $500 For DUI That Ended In Woman’s Death

    Sentence ‘Em: Jim Leyritz Gets One Year Probation & Must Pay $500 For DUI That Ended In Woman’s Death

    “I said it from the very beginning, there would be no winners in this case,” Leyritz tearfully told the judge. “This was a…

  • Sentence 'Em: The Guy Who Was Jerking It To Brooklyn Decker's SI Swimsuit Issue At Walmart Cuts Plea Deal

    Sentence 'Em: The Guy Who Was Jerking It To Brooklyn Decker's SI Swimsuit Issue At Walmart Cuts Plea Deal

    The Florida man arrested after he was caught masturbating in the toy aisle of a Walmart with the aid of a Sports Illustrated…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Yes, Adam Orcutt Was Passed Out In Women’s Bathroom At The Iowa-Minnesota Football Game

    Cuff ‘Em: Yes, Adam Orcutt Was Passed Out In Women’s Bathroom At The Iowa-Minnesota Football Game

    A drunk man was found in the women’s bathroom during the Gopher football game Saturday. University of Minnesota-Duluth student Adam David Orcutt, 18,…

  • Cuff ‘Em: This Chick Gets Naked/Arrested For Third Time In Six Weeks But Real Fun Is Guessing Her Age!

    Cuff ‘Em: This Chick Gets Naked/Arrested For Third Time In Six Weeks But Real Fun Is Guessing Her Age!

    A XX-year-old woman who police believe is homeless was arrested Saturday for standing nude at a major Raleigh intersection for the third time…

  • Cuff ‘Em: N.O. Saints DE Will Smith Wouldn’t Drag His Wife By The Hair Down A Street After Arguing At A Club Or Would He?

    Cuff ‘Em: N.O. Saints DE Will Smith Wouldn’t Drag His Wife By The Hair Down A Street After Arguing At A Club Or Would He?

    Go crazy, Ohio State message boarders. Go crazy! Saints defensive end Will Smith was arrested early this morning in Lafayette after he was…

  • Drop Charges On ‘Em: Ohio H.S. Football Coach Todd Pooch’s Nightmare Prostitution Bust Is Over

    Drop Charges On ‘Em: Ohio H.S. Football Coach Todd Pooch’s Nightmare Prostitution Bust Is Over

    You might remember Todd Pooch from our September coverage of his arrest. Now comes the news that prosecutors have dropped solicitation charges. Pooch…

  • Cuff 'Em: Guess What's Lodged Up This Floridian's Ass?

    Cuff 'Em: Guess What's Lodged Up This Floridian's Ass?

    While deputies searched Robinson after his arrest, they believed he was “possibly holding something in his rectum area.” He was taken to jail…