Via: It happened at the Green Bank in the 5000 block of San Felipe at around 3pm Tuesday. Authorities say the man, who was captured by surveillance video, walked in and handed a note to the teller saying he had a gun and demanded money. The teller gave him some cash and the suspect fled on foot. The suspect is described as a black male in his 30s, approximately 5 feet 7 inches, and weighing 155 pounds. Should be quick case. Black guy wearing Astros cap.
Via: Gainesville Police continued looking for a man believed responsible for the robbery of Peach State Bank just off the downtown Gainesville square early Tuesday afternoon. Gainesville Police Cpl. Joe Britte said the suspect in the incident is described as a white man with sandy blonde hair in his late 20s to early 30s. He said witnesses described the suspect as 5'11" to 6' tall with a slender build. Police say that's a Braves hat. We say it's an Alabama hat. We're right.
Close your eyes for a second. Conjure up the image of a 25-year-old white guy who still collects baseball cards. Add in some drama to this guy's life, like armed robbery at a Kmart. Yes, armed robbery of packs of baseball cards. He's from Wisconsin, so that should also be figured into this fictional character. Oh, and he still lives with his parents. Do you have an image? Does your character look anything like Joseph Marciniak? He should. JUMP!
Via: A 26-year-old University of Florida student apparently jumped to his death from a stairwell along the west stands at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium on Sunday night, police said. The student, Michael Richard Edmonds Jr., who was studying journalism, was pronounced dead at the scene, UF Police Department Major Brad Barber said. According to court records, Edmonds was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol on Saturday.
Via: A man who ran naked onto the field at an East Carolina University football game is facing new charges after being arrested at a campus parking lot. ECU police say 22-year-old John Sieglinger of Raleigh was arrested Friday and charged with injury to personal property, trespassing and obstructing an officer. Officers say they found Sieglinger in a parking lot after hearing the sound of a car window being broken. How exactly do you ban someone from a campus - for life?
Via: A Japanese man is accused of charging $27,000 to fraudulent credit cards at Ameristar Casino in St. Charles. He charged $67,000 in total to the cards in St. Louis area casinos from May 31 through April 3. Saito told the Highway Patrolman that an unknown Chinese man at Kansas City International Airport gave him two credit cards with his name on them, the report states. He said he recently was given four new credit cards. Had to get all greedy, didn't you Saito.
Via: Athens police arrested a man in connection with theft of copper from a home under construction. In a media release, police said Kenneth Dewayne Emerson was arrested Monday afternoon and charged with burglary. Officers were called to a construction site on Maree Drive Sunday after a witness saw a man taking copper from a home under construction. Now you know the identity of Jerry Glanville's doppelganger. Roll Mother*&*!in' Tide!
Via: Detectives arrested Megan Denman, 29, of Fresno on Monday on suspicion of having sex with a minor and oral copulation, Fresno Police Chief Jerry Dyer said. The investigation found Denman was having an inappropriate relationship with the student, Dyer said. Detectives have not found evidence of other victims or that any illegal activity occurred on campus or at any Fresno Unified School District property. Yes, we found a few photos. JUMP!
Via: According to investigators, the man targeted the Kroger pharmacy, located at 3417 N High St., at about 3 p.m., 10TV News reported. Investigators said that the man approached the pharmacy counter and implied that he had a weapon. The suspect then handed the employee a note demanding prescription drugs, 10TV News reported. Gotta say this is a new one. It's usually Ohio State or Yankees fan robbing the Kroger bank. Nail him: email@example.com
Via: “I discovered him laying on the ground behind his vehicle in the fetal position with his fingers in his mouth,” recalled Officer Jon Cooke as he arrived on the scene early Thursday morning. “He appeared to be attempting to induce himself to vomit.” Indeed, Sid had puked on himself, and there was vomit inside his car, as well. But that wouldn’t be the only foul smell. “I noticed a strong odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from his breath.”
Via CBS2: Police said the suspect sported a Mets baseball cap during one of the alleged incidents, but that isn’t her only distinguishing feature. The suspect was seen in a surveillance photo demanding the opening of cash drawers. Twice in the last week, a woman robbed a bank in Suffolk County. That hat isn't her only distinguishing feature? Hmm, go on, we're intrigued. Big boobs? Yeah, CBS2 can't name another distinguishing feature. Dicks.
Via: Suffolk County Police Major Case Investigations Unit detectives are investigating a robbery that occurred Saturday at the Roslyn Savings Bank branch in West Babylon. A man entered the bank, located at 653 Montauk Highway, at 11:09 a.m. and handed a teller a note threatening violence and demanding cash, police say. Roll Tide - on Long Island. This case should be cracked in like 36 hours. Reward time! firstname.lastname@example.org
Via: Pittsburgh police arrested Fleming, 21, of Reisterstown, Md., about 10 p.m. Friday outside One Stop Mini Mart on the Boulevard of the Allies in Oakland. Fleming then shoved a plastic bag containing marijuana in his mouth and started to swallow, authorities said. Officers pulled Fleming from the car and, after failing to remove the bag, punched him, successfully dislodging the drugs from his mouth, the criminal complaint states. Result: suspended indefinitely.
Via: Erving Walker, less than one week after finishing his senior season on the Florida basketball team, was arrested early this morning for allegedly stealing a taco and running from police. According to the arrest report, Walker ordered a $3 taco from a street vendor downtown, received the food, then ran away without paying. When a police officer caught up with him and yelled for him to stop, Walker kept going, the report said. Worse: Stealing $3 taco or $1.06 hash browns?
Via: A man claiming to have a weapon robbed a Hampden Bank branch at 475 Longmeadow St. of an undisclosed amount of cash Thursday afternoon, police said. The lone suspect walked up to a teller and handed her a note demanding cash, he said. No weapon was shown but it was implied in the note that the man was armed, he said. So this one should be easy. Black dude who looks like David Ortiz...Sox opening day tickets...lots of $20s. GET HIM!
Via: A cross-dressing man with a heavy limp robbed a bank in Houston’s Montrose area, according to the FBI’s Houston Office. The robbery happened Wednesday afternoon at an IBC Bank in the 3900 block of Montrose. A man, wearing a blond woman’s wig and a long medical smock with floral designs, walked in and gave the teller a threatening note, demanding money. Slow sports arrest morning. Hope you enjoy this homeboy making a withdrawal.
Bangor, Maine: Bangor police say they're looking for a man who raided a locker room during a charity fundraiser musical at the high school over the weekend. Police on Monday released video surveillance of the man who went into the locker room on Sunday during the Rotary Club of Bangor's seventh annual Music Off Broadway show while performers were on stage. The musical raised money for several area nonprofits. Typical Yankees loser, picking on those helping the community.
ECHLer Trent Campbell isn't your typical loser in Florida ripping off taxis while out drinking with his boys. This guy has 16 goals & 34 assists this season for the South Carolina Stingrays. He's 29. Only has 39 penalty minutes. How drunk was Campbell Saturday? Must have been really, really hammered to steal a taxi. JUMP!
Via:Red Sox pitcher Bobby Jenks is facing DUI charges after deputies say he struck two vehicles in the parking lot of Babes strip club in Fort Myers early this morning. Jenks, 31, was pulled over in a white Mercedes SUV near the intersection of Cleveland Avenue and Colonial Boulevard for driving erratically, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. Deputies said Jenks said he was "all over the roadway" because he had taken too many muscle relaxers.