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Feb 21, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: 17 Items Found Shoved Up This Guy's Ass During Cavity Search Including CVS Receipt!

Cuff 'Em: 17 Items Found Shoved Up This Guy's Ass During Cavity Search Including CVS Receipt!

BC reader Alex in Tampa sent this to us last week while we were on vacation. He writes, “This doesn’t...

Feb 15, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: That Sure Looks Like A West Virginia Teacher Who Was Banging/Blowing Her Students

Cuff 'Em: That Sure Looks Like A West Virginia Teacher Who Was Banging/Blowing Her Students

Just what West Virginia school systems needed – bad press. Via the News-Tribune (W. Va.): Denise Fitch,  41, of Keyser,...

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Feb 14, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: This Crazy Floridian Wanted To Wish His Girlfriend A Happy Bloody Valentine's Day

Cuff 'Em: This Crazy Floridian Wanted To Wish His Girlfriend A Happy Bloody Valentine's Day

A Key Largo man is in jail after he threatened his girlfriend with several weapons, wishing her a “Happy bloody...

Feb 10, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Jailer Accused Of Running Inmate Cage Fights!

Cuff 'Em: Jailer Accused Of Running Inmate Cage Fights!

Derrick Daniels, 38, was arrested on Wednesday on charges of official misconduct, aggravated battery, culpable negligence and tampering with physical...

Feb 9, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Ohio Female Gym Teacher Stacy Schuler Was Doing The Football Team? That What The Fuzz Alleges!

Cuff ‘Em: Ohio Female Gym Teacher Stacy Schuler Was Doing The Football Team? That What The Fuzz Alleges!

A female Mason high school gym teacher is accused of having sexual misconduct with five students, most of them football...

Feb 8, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: That’s The Bloody Face Of Some Dude Who Got All Stabby During The Super Bowl

Cuff ‘Em: That’s The Bloody Face Of Some Dude Who Got All Stabby During The Super Bowl

Davidson County (N.C.) Sheriff’s Office was called to a home on Lasmit Lane Sunday night. They found Kenny Clark, 34,...

Feb 7, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: 1 Packers Fan Arrested For Throwing Snow Chunks At Revelers In Downtown Green Bay

Cuff ‘Em: 1 Packers Fan Arrested For Throwing Snow Chunks At Revelers In Downtown Green Bay

One rowdy fan was arrested in downtown Green Bay after hauling chunks of snow in the air in the direction...

Cuff ‘Em: Guy Who Got Porn Into 2009 Super Bowl Broadcast Arrested Days Before 2011 Super Bowl

Cuff ‘Em: Guy Who Got Porn Into 2009 Super Bowl Broadcast Arrested Days Before 2011 Super Bowl

The Arizona Attorney General’s office says Frank Tanori Gonzalez has been arrested on charges of fraud and computer tampering.  Gonzalez...

Feb 6, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: College Footballer Lance Alan Tausaga Was Naked & Jerking Off In A Mall Parking Lot? That’s What A Woman Tells Cops

Cuff ‘Em: College Footballer Lance Alan Tausaga Was Naked & Jerking Off In A Mall Parking Lot? That’s What A Woman Tells Cops

Because jerking off at home with all the comforts of home isn’t enough for one Southern Oregon University football player....

Feb 3, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: Listen Up, Kids, Crystal Meth Is Very, Very Bad For You – Could Lead To Attempted Murder, Pissing On Your Sister

Cuff ‘Em: Listen Up, Kids, Crystal Meth Is Very, Very Bad For You – Could Lead To Attempted Murder, Pissing On Your Sister

Filed under: Indiana crystal meth users According to police, Bracey put his sister in the bathtub, then made her take...

Feb 2, 2011

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Feb 1, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Punk Arrested For Beating AHL Mascot Pucky The Whale After Bet With Buddy

Cuff ‘Em: Punk Arrested For Beating AHL Mascot Pucky The Whale After Bet With Buddy

It seems we’ve become a nation of mascot ass kickers. First it was the Ohio U. dude conspiring to kick...

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Jan 31, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Ever Sat Outside A Restaurant And Watched Porn On 27" TV Inside Your Ride? File Under ‘Only In Kentucky’

Cuff ‘Em: Ever Sat Outside A Restaurant And Watched Porn On 27" TV Inside Your Ride? File Under ‘Only In Kentucky’

A Corbin man was arrested Wednesday after police found him watching pornography on a 27-inch TV in his vehicle outside...

Jan 27, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: The Ultimate Relationship Killer – Throwing Mom’s Ashes Out A Window!

Cuff ‘Em: The Ultimate Relationship Killer – Throwing Mom’s Ashes Out A Window!

Gainesville police said anger over a breakup was the apparent reason Ashley Renee Oxendine threw the container holding the ashes...

Jan 25, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Is That The Bald Head Of A South Carolina Cop Who Would Fight His Girlfriend Over Super Bowl Party Plans Two Weeks Before Game?

Cuff ‘Em: Is That The Bald Head Of A South Carolina Cop Who Would Fight His Girlfriend Over Super Bowl Party Plans Two Weeks Before Game?

Say hello to your very first cop arrested for domestic violence during an argument over Super Bowl XLV party plans....

Jan 21, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Yes, Those Are The Black Marker Face Scrawlings Of A Drunk Indiana Guy Who Was Swinging A Sword At A Homeless Couple

Cuff ‘Em: Yes, Those Are The Black Marker Face Scrawlings Of A Drunk Indiana Guy Who Was Swinging A Sword At A Homeless Couple

Ricky Lee Kalichun, 45, got a little drunk this week and turned in our Busted Coverage Mug Shot of the...

Jan 20, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Former Edmonton Oilers Enforcer Louie DeBrusk Busted In Cabbie Assault

Cuff ‘Em: Former Edmonton Oilers Enforcer Louie DeBrusk Busted In Cabbie Assault

Louie DeBrusk – known for his fighting skills during his NHL career and current colour analyst for all of Rogers...

Jan 19, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Florida Dude Passes Out While Taking Kid For Walk (Oh, & He Had 2 Cold Keystones In Stroller)

Cuff ‘Em: Florida Dude Passes Out While Taking Kid For Walk (Oh, & He Had 2 Cold Keystones In Stroller)

How cool is this! The Monroe County Sheriff Dept. in the Florida Keys has a blog where they give us...

Jan 18, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Laurence Maroney Arrested Last Night On Weapons, Drug Charges

Cuff 'Em: Laurence Maroney Arrested Last Night On Weapons, Drug Charges

St. Louis TV smells a story and gets its Investigative I-Team on the case: Laurence Maroney, 25, is being held...

Jan 17, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Are Those The Faces Of Two Teens Who Could Possibly Slit Racing Pigeons Throats? Say It Ain’t So, Boys

Cuff ‘Em: Are Those The Faces Of Two Teens Who Could Possibly Slit Racing Pigeons Throats? Say It Ain’t So, Boys

Are you a good parent if your two boys are accused of committing heinous crimes against racing pigeons? Probably not....

Jan 12, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Sportscaster & Former NFLer Mike Adamle Can Add DUI To His Impressive Resume

Cuff ‘Em: Sportscaster & Former NFLer Mike Adamle Can Add DUI To His Impressive Resume

First, take this into consideration for a minute. Mike Adamle is 61. Yeah, if you grew up with American Gladiators...

Jan 11, 2011Football
Cuff ‘Em: Minnesota Basketballer Trevor Mbakwe Figures Out How To Get Arrested For Facebook Posting

Cuff ‘Em: Minnesota Basketballer Trevor Mbakwe Figures Out How To Get Arrested For Facebook Posting

The University of Minnesota’s top basketball player — who already had been suspended an entire season after a previous run-in...

Jan 10, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: These Two Douchebags Risk Jail Time To Steal $30 Ken Griffey Jr. Rookie Card & Other Memorabilia

Cuff ‘Em: These Two Douchebags Risk Jail Time To Steal $30 Ken Griffey Jr. Rookie Card & Other Memorabilia

Gentlemen, that Griffey Jr. card isn’t worth much more than a night of drinking at Buffalo Wild Wings. Of course...

Jan 7, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Jaime Pressly Battles Katy Perry For Biggest Mess Of The Week; Arrested For DUI

Cuff ‘Em: Jaime Pressly Battles Katy Perry For Biggest Mess Of The Week; Arrested For DUI

Actress Jaime Pressly was arrested late Wednesday by Santa Monica police on suspicion of driving under the influence and released...

Jan 6, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Ashley Blumenshine Is The 2011 Hottest Piece Of Ass Teacher-Sex Scandal Female (Alleged) Offender Of The Year Winner!

Cuff ‘Em: Ashley Blumenshine Is The 2011 Hottest Piece Of Ass Teacher-Sex Scandal Female (Alleged) Offender Of The Year Winner!

Nope, don’t even need to see from the neck down. The face. The hair. The complexion. Those eyelashes. BC tipster...

Jan 5, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Yes, That Is One Piss Drunk Ohio State Trooper Who Was Arrested For Throwing Peanuts At Browns-Steelers Game

Cuff ‘Em: Yes, That Is One Piss Drunk Ohio State Trooper Who Was Arrested For Throwing Peanuts At Browns-Steelers Game

If Ohio State Trooper Jason Fantone ultimately loses his job at least he can look back and think of how...

Jan 4, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Paul Pierce’s Ex-WAG Chantel Calloway Arrested Minutes After Atlanta Bank Robbery

Cuff ‘Em: Paul Pierce’s Ex-WAG Chantel Calloway Arrested Minutes After Atlanta Bank Robbery

Chantel Calloway, a popular woman on the Atlanta party scene has been arrested for bank robbery according to the Atlanta...

Jan 3, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: "Come And Suck It," Arizona Cardinals Fan & Drug Addict Tells Cops As He Jerks Off Behind Motel

Cuff 'Em: "Come And Suck It," Arizona Cardinals Fan & Drug Addict Tells Cops As He Jerks Off Behind Motel

The NFL season might be over but Busted Coverage is always on the prowl for jersey-wearing jerkoffs who end up...

Dec 29, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Are Those The Braids Of Some Bitch Who’d Be Pissed Off Over A Bad Manicure? Yep.

Cuff ‘Em: Are Those The Braids Of Some Bitch Who’d Be Pissed Off Over A Bad Manicure? Yep.

Fuck it. The terrorists. The Chinese. The robots. The Iranians. The Monkeys flying from tree to tree in Belize. The...

Dec 28, 2010Features
Christmas/Nyquil Cuff ‘Em: Are Those The Eyes Of A Crazy Asian Who’d Try To Burn Her Boyfriend With Flaming Nyquil? Yes, Says Po-Po

Christmas/Nyquil Cuff ‘Em: Are Those The Eyes Of A Crazy Asian Who’d Try To Burn Her Boyfriend With Flaming Nyquil? Yes, Says Po-Po

Meet Ting Ting Perng. That’s right, bitches, real name. Ms. Perng got all boozed up the other night and decided...

Dec 27, 2010Features
Christmas Cuff ‘Em: This Asshole Punched His Kids On Christmas Morning, Fuzz Alleges

Christmas Cuff ‘Em: This Asshole Punched His Kids On Christmas Morning, Fuzz Alleges

Chad Stephens, 31, was arrested and jailed Christmas Day after accused by his wife of punching his nine-year-old and pushing...

Dec 23, 2010Features
Christmas Cuff ‘Em: Drunk Miami University Student Tries To Chop Down 30-Foot Pine Tree

Christmas Cuff ‘Em: Drunk Miami University Student Tries To Chop Down 30-Foot Pine Tree

Police in Ohio have arrested a Miami University student they say was drunkenly trying to chop down a 30-foot pine...

Dec 22, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: That Indianapolis Colts Fan Threw A Christmas Tree At Wife During Domestic Dispute

Cuff 'Em: That Indianapolis Colts Fan Threw A Christmas Tree At Wife During Domestic Dispute

Meet Kyllie Smith. He’s a Colts fan. From Indiana. Is 40. Married. And pissed the fuck off at his wife....

Dec 21, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: These Are The Crazy Bastards Who Scaled The Glass At Bruins-Capitals Game

Cuff 'Em: These Are The Crazy Bastards Who Scaled The Glass At Bruins-Capitals Game

Two brothers, apparently so hammered that climbing the glass at a Boston Bruins game sounded like a cool idea, will...

Dec 20, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Nebraska Safety Rickey Thenarse Graduates, Gets DUI & Kicked Off Team In 24 Hours!

Cuff 'Em: Nebraska Safety Rickey Thenarse Graduates, Gets DUI & Kicked Off Team In 24 Hours!

“It saddens me to announce that Rickey Thenarse will be suspended for the Holiday Bowl due to a violation of...

Dec 17, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bitch, You Better Not Be Guilty Of Selling Your Kid’s Christmas Gifts To Buy Crack

Cuff ‘Em: Bitch, You Better Not Be Guilty Of Selling Your Kid’s Christmas Gifts To Buy Crack

Say hello and Happy Holidays to Sandra J. Bauers. She’s a piece of shit, according to police. Such a piece...

Dec 16, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: That Innocent Face Is Accused Of Stealing Copper From Greenville Braves Stadium

Cuff ‘Em: That Innocent Face Is Accused Of Stealing Copper From Greenville Braves Stadium

From some Greenville, S.C. TV station: A Greenville man is under arrest after police say he attempted to steal copper...

Dec 15, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Wisconsin Mailman Goes Dick In A Box On 21-Year-Old Secretary To Cheer Her Up

Cuff ‘Em: Wisconsin Mailman Goes Dick In A Box On 21-Year-Old Secretary To Cheer Her Up

There, the police report states, he admitted making the naked mail delivery and said he was only trying to cheer...

Dec 14, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Baseball Team Owner Goes All Erin Andrews Peeper On His Own Baseball Cheerleaders

Cuff 'Em: Baseball Team Owner Goes All Erin Andrews Peeper On His Own Baseball Cheerleaders

Five women employed as members of the Brazos Valley Bombers promotional squad say they were videotaped while changing clothes without...

Dec 13, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Kentucky Cheerleader Helps Kentucky QB Assault Some Chick After Getting Hammered At Some UK Bar

Cuff 'Em: Kentucky Cheerleader Helps Kentucky QB Assault Some Chick After Getting Hammered At Some UK Bar

There was news late last week that Kentucky’s QB, Mike Hartline, was arrested for assaulting some chick in a drunken...

Dec 10, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: UConn OL Greg McKee Is Going To Miss Out On Those Fiesta Bowl Gifts After Child Porn Bust

Cuff 'Em: UConn OL Greg McKee Is Going To Miss Out On Those Fiesta Bowl Gifts After Child Porn Bust

Dude is going to miss out on the gift suite, Fossil watch, cap, and Ogio Cooper backpack. (UConn offensive lineman...

Dec 9, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Yes, That Is A Woman & She Was Arrested For Stabbing Her Husband Because He Wanted To Watch Patriots Monday Night Football Game

Cuff ‘Em: Yes, That Is A Woman & She Was Arrested For Stabbing Her Husband Because He Wanted To Watch Patriots Monday Night Football Game

Yes, this happened in Florida. Yes, that really is a woman. Yes, she really stabbed her husband of five months...

Dec 8, 2010Football
Cuff ‘Em: Iowa Stud WR Derrell Johnson-Koulianos Lives In Drug Den, Seems To Pay Gas Bill By Slinging Pot/Coke/Pills

Cuff ‘Em: Iowa Stud WR Derrell Johnson-Koulianos Lives In Drug Den, Seems To Pay Gas Bill By Slinging Pot/Coke/Pills

The most prolific pass-catcher in Iowa football history apparently has played his last game for the Hawkeyes. Senior wide receiver...

Dec 7, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Two U. Of Oregon Dropouts Arrested For Lee Corso Head Theft

Cuff 'Em: Two U. Of Oregon Dropouts Arrested For Lee Corso Head Theft

Well, that was quick. From KGW-Portland: An ESPN oversized Lee Corso Game Day mascot head that was reported stolen the...

Dec 6, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Boston Bruins Fans Throw Beer, Brawl With Punks Who Won't High Five Them At Bruins Game

Cuff 'Em: Boston Bruins Fans Throw Beer, Brawl With Punks Who Won't High Five Them At Bruins Game

This is one of the stranger drunken fan arrest stories we’ve seen in a few months. You know high-five guy...

Dec 4, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Would Rena Denson Go Four-Wheeling Across A Football Field To Run Over Assholes Who Beat Up Her Son?

Cuff ‘Em: Would Rena Denson Go Four-Wheeling Across A Football Field To Run Over Assholes Who Beat Up Her Son?

Sad news last night out of all places, Florida. U.S. Marshals came looking for Rena Denson to serve an arrest...

Dec 3, 2010Features
Sentence ‘Em: Jim Leyritz Gets One Year Probation & Must Pay $500 For DUI That Ended In Woman’s Death

Sentence ‘Em: Jim Leyritz Gets One Year Probation & Must Pay $500 For DUI That Ended In Woman’s Death

“I said it from the very beginning, there would be no winners in this case,” Leyritz tearfully told the judge....

Dec 2, 2010Features
Sentence 'Em: The Guy Who Was Jerking It To Brooklyn Decker's SI Swimsuit Issue At Walmart Cuts Plea Deal

Sentence 'Em: The Guy Who Was Jerking It To Brooklyn Decker's SI Swimsuit Issue At Walmart Cuts Plea Deal

The Florida man arrested after he was caught masturbating in the toy aisle of a Walmart with the aid of...

Dec 1, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Yes, Adam Orcutt Was Passed Out In Women’s Bathroom At The Iowa-Minnesota Football Game

Cuff ‘Em: Yes, Adam Orcutt Was Passed Out In Women’s Bathroom At The Iowa-Minnesota Football Game

A drunk man was found in the women’s bathroom during the Gopher football game Saturday. University of Minnesota-Duluth student Adam...

Nov 30, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: This Chick Gets Naked/Arrested For Third Time In Six Weeks But Real Fun Is Guessing Her Age!

Cuff ‘Em: This Chick Gets Naked/Arrested For Third Time In Six Weeks But Real Fun Is Guessing Her Age!

A XX-year-old woman who police believe is homeless was arrested Saturday for standing nude at a major Raleigh intersection for...

Nov 29, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: N.O. Saints DE Will Smith Wouldn’t Drag His Wife By The Hair Down A Street After Arguing At A Club Or Would He?

Cuff ‘Em: N.O. Saints DE Will Smith Wouldn’t Drag His Wife By The Hair Down A Street After Arguing At A Club Or Would He?

Go crazy, Ohio State message boarders. Go crazy! Saints defensive end Will Smith was arrested early this morning in Lafayette...

Nov 27, 2010Features
Drop Charges On ‘Em: Ohio H.S. Football Coach Todd Pooch’s Nightmare Prostitution Bust Is Over

Drop Charges On ‘Em: Ohio H.S. Football Coach Todd Pooch’s Nightmare Prostitution Bust Is Over

You might remember Todd Pooch from our September coverage of his arrest. Now comes the news that prosecutors have dropped...

Nov 23, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Guess What's Lodged Up This Floridian's Ass?

Cuff 'Em: Guess What's Lodged Up This Floridian's Ass?

While deputies searched Robinson after his arrest, they believed he was “possibly holding something in his rectum area.” He was...

Nov 22, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bowling Trash Talking Isn’t Like It Used To Be When Guys Would Arm Wrestle Instead Of Stun Gunning

Cuff ‘Em: Bowling Trash Talking Isn’t Like It Used To Be When Guys Would Arm Wrestle Instead Of Stun Gunning

A league bowler went over the line when he used pepper spray on two opponents after zapping one of them...

Nov 20, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: That Is The Face/Hair Of A Drunk Florida Homeless Guy With His Cock & Ball Exposed Who Pissed Himself While Passed Out On A Park Bench

Cuff 'Em: That Is The Face/Hair Of A Drunk Florida Homeless Guy With His Cock & Ball Exposed Who Pissed Himself While Passed Out On A Park Bench

Pfffew that’s one helluva headline this morning. Meet Richard Simpson, who lists a Florida homeless shelter as his residence. He...

Nov 19, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Science Teacher Jennifer Lee Riojas (Photos) Helps Injured Teen Football Player Recover With Some Hospital Sex, Fuzz Alleges

Cuff ‘Em: Science Teacher Jennifer Lee Riojas (Photos) Helps Injured Teen Football Player Recover With Some Hospital Sex, Fuzz Alleges

What is cooler for a high school football player than getting laid in a hospital bed by one of your...

Nov 18, 2010Features
Ticket ‘Em: Pa. Lawmaker Paul Costa Like To Toke Up Before Steelers Games, Fuzz Alleges

Ticket ‘Em: Pa. Lawmaker Paul Costa Like To Toke Up Before Steelers Games, Fuzz Alleges

…that’s not what officers said they saw Oct. 3 as they encountered Rep. Paul Costa, D-Allegheny, while patrolling a Heinz...

Nov 17, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: The Naked Oregon State Footballer Who Was Wearing A Wig & Pissing On Woman’s Computer Before Being Tased Pleads Guilty

Cuff ‘Em: The Naked Oregon State Footballer Who Was Wearing A Wig & Pissing On Woman’s Computer Before Being Tased Pleads Guilty

John C. Rich, Thomas’ attorney, said Thomas “… feels really bad for what happened.” Rich noted that his client already...

Nov 16, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: N.C. State Student Seth Pace Takes Naked Streaking (Photo!) To Next Level, Trashes University Library!

Cuff 'Em: N.C. State Student Seth Pace Takes Naked Streaking (Photo!) To Next Level, Trashes University Library!

On Wednesday night, a student at N.C. State University shocked many of his peers by running through the school’s D.H....

Nov 15, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Lori Darling David Is The Fitness Freak Who Allegedly Sent Naked Photos To Her Jogging Friend's Son

Cuff 'Em: Lori Darling David Is The Fitness Freak Who Allegedly Sent Naked Photos To Her Jogging Friend's Son

Somehow this one slipped through our “Fitness Freak Chicks Trying To Bone Teens” Google alert. From the fine folks at...

Nov 12, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Calgary Flames Center Brett Sutter Bar Brawls On One Of His Off Nights

Cuff ‘Em: Calgary Flames Center Brett Sutter Bar Brawls On One Of His Off Nights

Calgary Flames centre Brett Sutter was arrested early Thursday and charged with assault in Scottsdale, Arizona after a bar brawl....

Nov 11, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Remember The Guy With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yeah, Well, It Was A Computer Mouse!

Cuff ‘Em: Remember The Guy With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yeah, Well, It Was A Computer Mouse!

The Smoking Gun has updated the world on the case of the guy tripping – or whatever you do –...

Nov 10, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Junkyard Worker Comes Home To Find His Woman/Bengals Fan Piss Drunk, Decides To Choke Her Out

Cuff 'Em: Junkyard Worker Comes Home To Find His Woman/Bengals Fan Piss Drunk, Decides To Choke Her Out

There are three police reports from Monday night’s Steelers-Bengals game that you need to read. Teaser! Last up was Michael...

Nov 9, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Is This The Face Of A Dude High On Mushrooms With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yes, It Is.

Cuff ‘Em: Is This The Face Of A Dude High On Mushrooms With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yes, It Is.

We continue to be amazed and amused by the human race. *Shaking head* And to think that this shit didn’t...

Nov 8, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: NYC Murder Suspect Takes In One More Charlotte Bobcats Game Before Going To Jail

Cuff ‘Em: NYC Murder Suspect Takes In One More Charlotte Bobcats Game Before Going To Jail

Ask yourself this, “What sporting event would you want to attend before being arrested on murder charges?” For a NYC...

Nov 5, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: “Somebody Is Going To Eat My Pussy Or I’m Going To Cut Your Fucking Throat.”

Cuff 'Em: “Somebody Is Going To Eat My Pussy Or I’m Going To Cut Your Fucking Throat.”

How about we end the Cuff ‘Em week on a high note? Who’s up for some stanky pussy? It seems...

Nov 4, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Larissa Riquelme’s Brother Arrested For $200k Armed Bank Heist!

Cuff ‘Em: Larissa Riquelme’s Brother Arrested For $200k Armed Bank Heist!

It’s so sad that the Larissa Riquelme shitty cellphone to riches story had to take such a turn. The Spoiler,...

Nov 3, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Elijah Dukes & His Penis Rack Up $40k In Child Support

Cuff 'Em: Elijah Dukes & His Penis Rack Up $40k In Child Support

Is that the face of a guy who lost his MLB paycheck and fell behind on his child support payments?...

Nov 2, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Brian Wilson Inspired USF Baseballer Decides To Hit-&-Skip A Cop Car At 4:15 A.M.

Cuff ‘Em: Brian Wilson Inspired USF Baseballer Decides To Hit-&-Skip A Cop Car At 4:15 A.M.

Normally a hit-and-run on a cop car by a college baseball player would just pass our desks, never receiving publication...

Nov 1, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Dartmouth Homecoming Tradition Dying, Only 2 Students Arrested For Touching Bonfire!

Cuff ‘Em: Dartmouth Homecoming Tradition Dying, Only 2 Students Arrested For Touching Bonfire!

We’re not hip to the tradition at Dartmouth where freshman students touch the Homecoming bonfire as some sort of rite...

Oct 31, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Florida-Georgia Drinkers Included Many 16-Year-Olds Obviously Scouting Each Schools Tailgating Prowess

Cuff ‘Em: Florida-Georgia Drinkers Included Many 16-Year-Olds Obviously Scouting Each Schools Tailgating Prowess

220 underagers were cited for underage drinking this weekend in Jacksonville for the UGA-FLA game. Some of those cited were...