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Jun 1, 2011Features
Keith McCants In Jail – AGAIN – On Drug Charges [Cuff ‘Em]

Keith McCants In Jail – AGAIN – On Drug Charges [Cuff ‘Em]

16 days or so ago the Tampa Tribune wrote a tear-jerking story about how former NFL All-Pro linebacker Keith McCants was trying to get his life back after continuous visits to jail. He told the paper that "You want to kill the pain. You're out of the NFL, they throw you out the door and those expensive prescriptions are gone. They take away your health insurance. The next best thing is street drugs because you're desperate for the pain to go away." He was arrested again - Sunday.

May 31, 2011Features
Teen Kills Guy Whoopin’ His Dad’s Ass At Redneck Games [Cuff ‘Em]

Teen Kills Guy Whoopin’ His Dad’s Ass At Redneck Games [Cuff ‘Em]

You give a redneck three days off from the sausage manufacturing facility & he's going to get a little crazy. In Ocala, Florida that means attending the 2nd Annual Redneck Games. You figure there will be some beer drinkin', some titty flashin' and maybe a few mud pit belly flops. All good fun, right? Well, in Ocala things got nuts Saturday during a fight when a boy intervened in his dad's ass whoppin' by stabbing his combatant to death. Yeah, that's how Florida rolls, yall. Details - JUMP!

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May 27, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
Ex-Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader Kori Lanard Runs Chop Shop! [Cuff ‘Em]

Ex-Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader Kori Lanard Runs Chop Shop! [Cuff ‘Em]

There are ex-NFL cheerleaders committing crimes and then there is the case of ex-Falcons pom-pom shaker Kori Lanard getting popped this week in one of the stranger busts in our foggy memory. This chick is being accused of helping her boyfriend and 21-year-old sister run a chop shop operation. Um, can't say we've ever seen a cheerleader fall off the deep end like Kori. Full details of Ms. Lanard's bust - JUMP!

May 26, 2011Features
Florida Mom Leah Rabon Goes Bowling, Leaves Infant At Home [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Mom Leah Rabon Goes Bowling, Leaves Infant At Home [Cuff ‘Em]

Yet another Mother of the Year candidate for you guys this week. On Tuesday, we told BC Nation about a mom who left a child at baseball practice and never returned. Today we meet Floridian Leah June Rabon and hear the story of how she was invited to go on a bowling alley date and left her 9-month-old son at home to fend for himself. Just a reminder, kid, you can't pick your parents. Deal with it. Full details of Ms. Rabon's bowling adventure - JUMP!

May 25, 2011Features
John “Hot Rod” Williams Throws Crazy Parties With Gun Shots [Cuff ‘Em]

John “Hot Rod” Williams Throws Crazy Parties With Gun Shots [Cuff ‘Em]

Yeah, we hadn't heard from John "Hot Rod" Williams since 1996 either until the Baton Rouge resident turned up in The Advocate newspaper this week for gun play that erupted at his house over the weekend. Just when you think a former NBAer has gone missing forever, he returns thanks to a 100 person party where some thugs start popping off a few rounds. Full details of "Hot Rod's" arrest - JUMP!

May 24, 2011Features
Mom Hates You When She Leaves You At Baseball Practice And…[Cuff ‘Em]

Mom Hates You When She Leaves You At Baseball Practice And…[Cuff ‘Em]

You know how Major League Baseball players wear those pink wristbands on Mother's Day and leave cute messages to run on the video boards between innings? We're guessing Stephanie Lynn Nash's son, if he ever makes the majors, won't be partaking in such moments of love for mom. Steph's poor boy had a traumatic day back in March. He went to baseball practice and hasn't seen his mother since. What happened? Steph went off the deep end - on purpose. Full details...JUMP!

May 23, 2011NFL
RB Garrett Wolfe Arrested, Bloodied After Refusing To Pay Miami Beach Bar Bill

RB Garrett Wolfe Arrested, Bloodied After Refusing To Pay Miami Beach Bar Bill

And we have a winner for 'NFL Running Back Mug Shot Of The Week' thanks to Bears' RB Garrett Wolfe not paying a bar tab at a Miami Beach bar. Dude is a free agent, refusing to pay a tab and then attacking off-duty police officers. In other words, as you'll see, Wolfe's NFL career is probably over, but he'll always have this infamous arrest pic and those drunken eyes. Bro was in town for Heat-Bulls and this happens. Full story of Garrett's tussle - JUMP!

Gym Teacher, Coach Stacy Hopkins Popped For Student Rapes [Cuff ‘Em]

Gym Teacher, Coach Stacy Hopkins Popped For Student Rapes [Cuff ‘Em]

It seems Stacy Hopkins, a gym teacher and junior varsity basketball coach in Tennessee, wants to steal some of the thunder from the Texas chicks sleeping with their students. Hopkins was arrested twice last week for raping students and the fuzz says cellphone records indicate the 28-year-old was up to no good and you'll never guess who turned her in. Full report - JUMP!

May 23, 2011

Dude Blasted With Rubber Bullets & Doesn’t Keep His Bath Salts [Cuff ‘Em]

Dude Blasted With Rubber Bullets & Doesn’t Keep His Bath Salts [Cuff ‘Em]

We've been off the bath salts beat for a few weeks only because the goat killings seemed to have subsided. Now we get word that some doper down in Asheville, North Carolina went to the extreme to get his bath salt fix. Wesley Brandon Shelton got a hankering Wednesday & decided it was the best time to bulldoze a stolen car through a convenience store to score a few hits. That's just where the fun starts. Full story - JUMP!

May 20, 2011

Kyle Kendrick’s World Series Ring Found In Mentos Container – In Swamp [Cuff ‘Em]

Kyle Kendrick’s World Series Ring Found In Mentos Container – In Swamp [Cuff ‘Em]

Police are getting closer to busting open the case of punks in Washington state who broke into Phillies' pitcher Kyle Kendrick's house and took a giant haul of 2008 World Series memorabilia. Tuesday night police pounced on one man who has a history of with law enforcement. He just happened to know where the ring was hiding. Full story of this crazy heist- JUMP!

May 19, 2011

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May 18, 2011Other Sports
Astros Streaker Kevin Wayne Crabtree Mugshot Released By Police [Cuff ‘Em]

Astros Streaker Kevin Wayne Crabtree Mugshot Released By Police [Cuff ‘Em]

By now if you haven't seen the Astros fan evading security during his insane escape from Minute Maid Field, you've been in a coma. Kevin Wayne Crabtree was the guy behind the streak and has pretty much raised the bar to the next level for future fans running on playing fields. But what was behind such a stunt? Why attempt something that would end with an arrest? There's a very good reason from Crabtree and he told the Houston police department it was a bet with friends. Wait until you see the reason for the streak and Crabtree's history with baseball. JUMP!

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May 17, 2011Features
Basketball Coach Brittni Colleps Arrested For Teacher Sex Scandal [Cuff ‘Em]

Basketball Coach Brittni Colleps Arrested For Teacher Sex Scandal [Cuff ‘Em]

Um, it had been a little dry on the teacher-coach-student-sex-scandal circuit and then Brittni Colleps stepped up to the plate in Arlington, Texas. Local authorities say this 27-year-old had quite a run recently with at least five students who became victims in an alleged sexual rendezvous with the now former freshman girl's basketball coach. After you see what's doing on the jump, we're pretty sure there is a crime here. JUMP!

May 16, 2011Features
Bay To Breakers 2011 Includes Guy Falling Off Roof; 20+ Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Bay To Breakers 2011 Includes Guy Falling Off Roof; 20+ Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Think of the San Franciso Bay To Breakers race as a cross between an Undie Run, a Halloween costume party, a raging kegger and a freak show all rolled into one giant party with 110,000 of your closest friends. Of course there are going to be arrests. Of course there are going to be crazies falling off balconies. Of course there is going to be the usual nudity. And this year the cops took their giant boots and tried to crush the fun by yanking beers out of hands and shutting down a woman passing out Jell-O shots to racers.

May 14, 2011Features
ESPN Analyst Matthew Barnaby Arrested In Domestic Violence Bust

ESPN Analyst Matthew Barnaby Arrested In Domestic Violence Bust

Just a couple months into a relationship with SportsNation smokeshow Michelle Beadle and seemingly on a roll as an ESPN hockey analyst, Matthew Barnaby was arrested last night near Buffalo on domestic violence charges. Local news outlets report that the arrest took place at 6:15 p.m. and that there were two female victims. On Wednesday, Barnaby tweeted Going home for 3 days after tomorrow. Father -daughter dance - and watch matty jr play hockey in toronto !! Perfect weekend. Instead of a perfect weekend, Barnaby will be arraigned this morning. Full details of the arrest, after the JUMP!

May 13, 2011Features
Kordell Stewart Looking Good In Arrest Photo [Cuff ‘Em]

Kordell Stewart Looking Good In Arrest Photo [Cuff ‘Em]

Kordell Stewart had this to say yesterday on Twitter regarding his arrest this week on speeding and driving with a suspended license arrest: The arrest has open my eyes about staying on top of my automobile issues with a closer eye. Thank you for your understanding in this matter. Time for The Smoking Gun to update its athlete arrest mug shot collection! The full story and how Slash is handling yet another black eye to ESPN...JUMP!

May 12, 2011Soccer
Crazed Celtic Pitch Invader Attacks Manager With Flying Leap [Cuff ‘Em]

Crazed Celtic Pitch Invader Attacks Manager With Flying Leap [Cuff ‘Em]

Guilty. By the age of 26 all of us had/or will do something stupid that would have attracted the cops, but Scottish soccer fan John Wilson took his arrest story to the next level yesterday when he went after Celtic football boss Neil Lennon with one of the most impressive flying leap attacks on a sports figure you'll ever see. The video is quite impressive. JUMP!

May 10, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Christopher Bjerkness Has A Thing For Exercise Balls

Cuff 'Em: Christopher Bjerkness Has A Thing For Exercise Balls

The Duluth man known for having a sexual fetish of slashing exercise balls with a knife allegedly attempted to strike...

May 9, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Dan Marino Jersey Mohawk Guy Arrested For Smoking A Little Pot

Cuff 'Em: Dan Marino Jersey Mohawk Guy Arrested For Smoking A Little Pot

The Maricopa (AZ) Sheriff Dept. is at it again, providing us with fodder for another Cuff ‘Em with this shot...

May 6, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Matthew Smith's Nostril Mug Shot Is A Must-See

Cuff 'Em: Matthew Smith's Nostril Mug Shot Is A Must-See

From time to time we cruise the Maricopa (Arizona) County Sheriff Department’s mugshot gallery for a few laughs and content....

May 5, 2011Features
Acquit 'Em: Chris Simms Not High When This Arrest Mug Shot Was Taken

Acquit 'Em: Chris Simms Not High When This Arrest Mug Shot Was Taken

Tennessee Titans quarterback Chris Simms did an end-around Manhattan prosecutors yesterday, winning a full acquittal in his toking-and-driving case. A...

May 4, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Police Blast This Dude With Taser Because He Has Weed In His Mouth & Won’t Speak

Cuff ‘Em: Police Blast This Dude With Taser Because He Has Weed In His Mouth & Won’t Speak

Bartow police say they pulled over 33-year-old Bradley Gummow for a traffic stop shortly before 11 a.m. [Monday]. While talking...

May 3, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: QB Chris Simms In Zombie Mode Arresting Officer Tells NY Court

Cuff ‘Em: QB Chris Simms In Zombie Mode Arresting Officer Tells NY Court

Simms, 30, son of former Giants quarterback Phil Simms, reeked of marijuana and refused to take a blood test after...

May 2, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Brett Henderson Dominates Cincinnati Marathon By Running Naked, Getting Tased!

Cuff 'Em: Brett Henderson Dominates Cincinnati Marathon By Running Naked, Getting Tased!

Police charged Brett S. Henderson, 35, of St. Paris, Ohio with public indecency and obstructing official business.Police say Henderson was...

Apr 29, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Floridian Pia Kirchberg Wanted Her Dad To Enjoy A Prostitute On Easter Sunday

Cuff ‘Em: Floridian Pia Kirchberg Wanted Her Dad To Enjoy A Prostitute On Easter Sunday

A 51-year-old woman tried to buy her 80-year-old father the services of a prostitute over Easter weekend, Tampa police said. ...

Apr 28, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Mike Ditka Jr. Popped For DUI, Says Cops Out To Get Him Due To Famous Last Name

Cuff ‘Em: Mike Ditka Jr. Popped For DUI, Says Cops Out To Get Him Due To Famous Last Name

The son of famed Chicago Bears football coach Mike Ditka — Michael P. Ditka — was arrested near his apartment...

Apr 27, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Holding His Dong Asks Newspaper Carrier "You Want A Piece Of This?"

Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Holding His Dong Asks Newspaper Carrier "You Want A Piece Of This?"

About 5:15 a.m. March 27, Port St. Lucie police went to Southeast Kestwick Court and Southeast Rivergreen Circle “in reference...

Apr 26, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Florida Police On Lookout For Black Guy Who Took A Leak On 110 Packages Of Cough Drops

Cuff ‘Em: Florida Police On Lookout For Black Guy Who Took A Leak On 110 Packages Of Cough Drops

Sanford police are looking for a man who urinated on more than 100 unopened cough-drop packages at Walgreens last week....

Apr 25, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Shawn Batie Got All Methed Up Friday Night, Put On His Raiders Jacket, G-String & Hair Scrunchied His Balls!

Cuff ‘Em: Shawn Batie Got All Methed Up Friday Night, Put On His Raiders Jacket, G-String & Hair Scrunchied His Balls!

Lodi police arrested Shawn Batie, 42, at 9:41 p.m. on Friday night. Police said that Batie was wearing an Oakland...

Apr 23, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Ahmon Thompson Really, Really Wants To Be Maricopa Sheriff Mugshot Of The Day! VOTE!

Cuff ‘Em: Ahmon Thompson Really, Really Wants To Be Maricopa Sheriff Mugshot Of The Day! VOTE!

Mr. Ahmon Thompson is in the Maricopa (Az.) County Jail (crazy sheriff…blah…blah…blah), which means his mugshot goes onto the epic...

Apr 22, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Fox Sports Arizona Freelancer Delarndrus Nashid Shabazz Likes Showing His Dong To Condo Neighbors; Arrested

Cuff 'Em: Fox Sports Arizona Freelancer Delarndrus Nashid Shabazz Likes Showing His Dong To Condo Neighbors; Arrested

This happened on 4/20. According to court records obtained by New Times, Shabazz is an employee of Fox Sports Arizona,...

Apr 21, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Would A Drunken Kevin Signalness Really Be Jerking It While Driving Through Portland Crime Scene Tape

Cuff 'Em: Would A Drunken Kevin Signalness Really Be Jerking It While Driving Through Portland Crime Scene Tape

A man behind the wheel of a stolen car plowed through crime scene tape near the Lloyd Center mall, where...

Apr 20, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Pirates Chick Who Protested Angle Guy Arrest Has Day In Court, Guilty Of 3 Offenses

Cuff ‘Em: Pirates Chick Who Protested Angle Guy Arrest Has Day In Court, Guilty Of 3 Offenses

A district judge on Tuesday dismissed an aggravated assault charge against a woman who protested a man’s violent arrest at...

Apr 19, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: This Asshole With Mad Roller Skating Skills Says Kids Conspire To Get Him Arrested; Accused Of Knocking Down Little Girls!

Cuff 'Em: This Asshole With Mad Roller Skating Skills Says Kids Conspire To Get Him Arrested; Accused Of Knocking Down Little Girls!

A man was arrested at a family roller skating party in Florida after concerned parents told police he was purposely...

Apr 18, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: This Florida Brutha Beat Another Brutha With Vacuum Cleaner Attachment In Street Fight!

Cuff 'Em: This Florida Brutha Beat Another Brutha With Vacuum Cleaner Attachment In Street Fight!

Winyatta Arzania Butler of Palm Bay was charged with aggravated battery after Palm Bay police were called to the 1300...

Apr 15, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: San Diego Naked 7-Eleven Beer Run Caught On Security Camera!

Cuff 'Em: San Diego Naked 7-Eleven Beer Run Caught On Security Camera!

A man was arrested Wednesday night after going on strange beer run in Chula Vista.Shortly before 9 p.m., Chula Vista...

Apr 14, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: How Many Beers Before You’d Bang This W.V. Looker Arrested For Fighting Police While High On Bath Salts?

Cuff ‘Em: How Many Beers Before You’d Bang This W.V. Looker Arrested For Fighting Police While High On Bath Salts?

Police officers arrested Bridget Sizemore, 37, after police said she broke into two apartments, one house and fought officers, all...

Apr 12, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em Bath Salt Criminals: This Guy Hopped Train For 60-Mile Ride, Gets Off, Uses Bath Salts & Ends Up In Community College Classroom!

Cuff ‘Em Bath Salt Criminals: This Guy Hopped Train For 60-Mile Ride, Gets Off, Uses Bath Salts & Ends Up In Community College Classroom!

On his bath salts stupor, Furr said he wandered around the unfamiliar town looking for help and eventually made it...

Apr 11, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Does Steve Plummer Look Like He'd Superfly Snuka A Toddler Onto A Bed, Punch Boy In Ribs?

Cuff 'Em: Does Steve Plummer Look Like He'd Superfly Snuka A Toddler Onto A Bed, Punch Boy In Ribs?

The toddler’s mother, Alexis Serrano, was brought in for questioning.  Serrano told investigators that her boyfriend, Steve Plummer, would often...

Apr 8, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: This Drugged Teen Goes Crazy Train, Gets Naked, Goes Streaking, Evades Cops For An Hour & Tries To Escape Via The Ocean!

Cuff 'Em: This Drugged Teen Goes Crazy Train, Gets Naked, Goes Streaking, Evades Cops For An Hour & Tries To Escape Via The Ocean!

Jesse Williams Sauder, 18, of San Clemente was taken into custody by two park rangers and three Orange County Sheriff’s...

Apr 7, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Think Your Gambling Habit Is Out Of Control? This Crazy Chick Stole $500k + From Her In-Laws!

Cuff 'Em: Think Your Gambling Habit Is Out Of Control? This Crazy Chick Stole $500k + From Her In-Laws!

Jennifer Dennison, the report stated, spent more than $14 million at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa...

Apr 6, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Photo Of Naked Guy Running On 405 In L.A. Before Being Arrested!

Cuff 'Em: Photo Of Naked Guy Running On 405 In L.A. Before Being Arrested!

Normally we wouldn’t publish some dude’s bare ass, but today is special because some guy went crazy train yesterday in...

Apr 5, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Former NFLer & Southern U. AD Greg LaFleur Not Very Good At Picking Up Final Four Hookers

Cuff 'Em: Former NFLer & Southern U. AD Greg LaFleur Not Very Good At Picking Up Final Four Hookers

According to the police report, Greg LaFleur, 52, was arrested at 8:30 p.m. Sunday on Main Street in Houston for...

Apr 4, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Old Florida Coot, 81, Gets Smashed, Pinballs Golf Cart Off Multiple Mailboxes & Parked Car!

Cuff ‘Em: Old Florida Coot, 81, Gets Smashed, Pinballs Golf Cart Off Multiple Mailboxes & Parked Car!

An 81-year-old North Fort Myers man was arrested on several DUI charges Wednesday after deputies say he crashed his golf...

Apr 1, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: That’s The Busted Face Of A Floridian Chick Who Racked Up 19 Charges In One DUI Stop!

Cuff ‘Em: That’s The Busted Face Of A Floridian Chick Who Racked Up 19 Charges In One DUI Stop!

Rebecca Hester, 55, of 88950 Overseas Highway, faces 19 charges in all, which include DUI, DUI with property damage, hit...

Mar 31, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salt Arrest World Record! Pa. Idiot Arrested 3 Consecutive Days!

Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salt Arrest World Record! Pa. Idiot Arrested 3 Consecutive Days!

Via bath salt arrest capital of the world, Wilkes-Barre, Pa.: Police said the first incident happened at the Turkey Hill...

Mar 30, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Florida Dad So Shitfaced At Parade That He Drops Baby On Concrete, Can’t Spell Baby’s Name Or Give Date Of Birth!

Cuff ‘Em: Florida Dad So Shitfaced At Parade That He Drops Baby On Concrete, Can’t Spell Baby’s Name Or Give Date Of Birth!

A 2-month-old girl who was dropped by her father Saturday at the Chasco Fiesta parade was released from the hospital...

Mar 29, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Would This Pig Choke Out An Elderly Wal-Mart Greeter Over A Receipt?

Cuff ‘Em: Would This Pig Choke Out An Elderly Wal-Mart Greeter Over A Receipt?

49-year-old Toni Duncan and 21-year-old Ashley Jackson became upset when a desk clerk didn’t help them reload a gift card....

Mar 28, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Burger King Bikini Brawler Speaks; "I Don't Play No Games."

Cuff 'Em: Burger King Bikini Brawler Speaks; "I Don't Play No Games."

As it turns out, Kimesia Smith really didn’t have it her way. Smith, a Montgomery resident now known as the...

Mar 25, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salts Continue To Ravage West Virginia/Pennsylvania Corridor; Seth Sanders Uses Salts, Thinks His Car Is Melting & Electricity Is Chasing Him!

Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salts Continue To Ravage West Virginia/Pennsylvania Corridor; Seth Sanders Uses Salts, Thinks His Car Is Melting & Electricity Is Chasing Him!

A 31-year-old man under the influence of bath salts broke into a home in East Hanover Township and later damaged...

Mar 24, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salts Continue To Ravage West Virginia/Pennsylvania Corridor; Wesley Gets Hopped Up On Salts & Wild Irish Rose!

Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salts Continue To Ravage West Virginia/Pennsylvania Corridor; Wesley Gets Hopped Up On Salts & Wild Irish Rose!

Crosier said Wesley J. Taylor, 19, of Clendenin, allegedly went to the elder Taylor’s house with three rifles and began...

Mar 23, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Walmart-On-Walmart Worker Violence Ends With Ring Finger Bitten Off!

Cuff 'Em: Walmart-On-Walmart Worker Violence Ends With Ring Finger Bitten Off!

An East Naples woman who believed her husband was having an affair is accused of attacking another woman and biting...

Mar 22, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Photo Of Triple-Hawked Skateboarder Leads To Photog Beatdown In Austin

Cuff ‘Em: Photo Of Triple-Hawked Skateboarder Leads To Photog Beatdown In Austin

This happened last week. Cut us a break, catching all the crazy shit out there is impossible. Anyway. The man...

Mar 21, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Romanian Boob Starlet Simona Sensual (Photos) Blames Implants For Driving Without A Seatbelt!

Cuff ‘Em: Romanian Boob Starlet Simona Sensual (Photos) Blames Implants For Driving Without A Seatbelt!

This news is slowly making its way to the U.S. via Portugese news agencies. It seems like a Romanian TV...

Mar 18, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Suburban Chicago Newspaper Goes Live-Team Super Coverage On Black Dude Who Had Crack Hidden In His Ham Sandwich

Cuff ‘Em: Suburban Chicago Newspaper Goes Live-Team Super Coverage On Black Dude Who Had Crack Hidden In His Ham Sandwich

Christ, people of Macomb, Ill., its a fucking black dude with a few pieces of crack hidden in his $5...

Mar 16, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Here Is Carrie Shafer (Photos)…The KY Anatomy Teacher Arrested For Getting A Student Half Naked

Cuff ‘Em: Here Is Carrie Shafer (Photos)…The KY Anatomy Teacher Arrested For Getting A Student Half Naked

Well, well, well. What do we have here? A du Pont Manual biology teacher has resigned after being charged Friday...

Mar 15, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Here Is The Tulsa Teen Who Was Jerking It At A Sonic Drive-Thru Window

Cuff ‘Em: Here Is The Tulsa Teen Who Was Jerking It At A Sonic Drive-Thru Window

This Tulsa Sonic will never be the same after Kevin Ferrier jerked it at the drive-thru windown “I was cleaning...

Mar 14, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: That's The Stoner Face Of Dude Arrested For Robbing A Bank With Hedge Trimmers

Cuff 'Em: That's The Stoner Face Of Dude Arrested For Robbing A Bank With Hedge Trimmers

Another morning, another unique way of robbing a bank via this stoner: According to police, Officer Gary Sweeney was at...

Mar 12, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Oh, Look Three Auburn Black Guys And Token White Guy From Football Team Arrested For Burglary

Cuff ‘Em: Oh, Look Three Auburn Black Guys And Token White Guy From Football Team Arrested For Burglary

By now, if you’ve watched ESPN over the last 8 hours you know that four Auburn footballers have been arrested...

Mar 11, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Shocking! Tennessee Male Cheerleader Coach Selling Meth Out Of Cheerleading Business!!

Cuff 'Em: Shocking! Tennessee Male Cheerleader Coach Selling Meth Out Of Cheerleading Business!!

Meet Dwight Cook. Cheerleader coach. Cook was charged in connection with possession of methamphetamine, possession of methamphetamine with intent to...

Mar 10, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: The David Davis Halfro Mug Shot Is Instant Hall Of Fame Material

Cuff ‘Em: The David Davis Halfro Mug Shot Is Instant Hall Of Fame Material

There are days, we assume, when booking police can’t wait to hit ‘send’ to the local newspaper reporter. Police say...

Mar 9, 2011Features
Sue ‘Em: Florida Paramedic Takes Dude’s Foot From Crash Scene To Train Her Dog In Body Recovery!

Sue ‘Em: Florida Paramedic Takes Dude’s Foot From Crash Scene To Train Her Dog In Body Recovery!

We’re sad to see a guy lose his leg, but just think of all the hours of fun this lady’s...

Mar 8, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Oklahoma Police Looking For This Jerkoff Who Pissed On A Sonic Restaurant Window

Cuff ‘Em: Oklahoma Police Looking For This Jerkoff Who Pissed On A Sonic Restaurant Window

Doing our part to put Tulsa, Oklahoma jerkoffs behind bars: The incident occurred Wednesday, March 2 around 10:30 p.m. at...

Mar 7, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Yep, That Crazy Bitch Got Naked, Threatened Men & Threw Her Teeth Into A Canal

Cuff ‘Em: Yep, That Crazy Bitch Got Naked, Threatened Men & Threw Her Teeth Into A Canal

A 46-year-old woman was arrested Saturday after deputies say she was drunk, naked and throwing rocks at people in an...

Mar 5, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: That Is The Balding Head Of 40-Year-Old Mary Magdalene Who Was Naked In Closet With Teen Boy

Cuff ‘Em: That Is The Balding Head Of 40-Year-Old Mary Magdalene Who Was Naked In Closet With Teen Boy

Say hello to a huge favorite to win “2011 Cuff ‘Em Hair Of The Year” award. From My Fox Memphis:...

Mar 4, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Of Course That’s The Face Of A Bro Who Drank A Beer In Front Of Cop During A DUI Stop

Cuff ‘Em: Of Course That’s The Face Of A Bro Who Drank A Beer In Front Of Cop During A DUI Stop

Finally, an Elyria, Ohio DUI suspect who cut to the chase. When the officer pulled over Supers, according to the...

Mar 3, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Service Dog Must Go To Prison After Owner Gets Time For DUI!

Cuff 'Em: Service Dog Must Go To Prison After Owner Gets Time For DUI!

You know how you tell your dog he’s lucky to lick his balls in the comfort of your home? Kathy...

Mar 2, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Here Is James Dobran The Teen Who Pissed On A Dunkin Donuts Counter Talking Shit To His Arresting Officer

Cuff ‘Em: Here Is James Dobran The Teen Who Pissed On A Dunkin Donuts Counter Talking Shit To His Arresting Officer

The Alliance, O. police department wants you to hear what kinda shit they deal with when douchebags get drunk and...

Mar 1, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: That's The Face Of A Hockey Coach Who Stopped Team Bus At Post Office To Mail 20-Pounds Of Weed

Cuff 'Em: That's The Face Of A Hockey Coach Who Stopped Team Bus At Post Office To Mail 20-Pounds Of Weed

This is probably one of the funnier coach/arrested stories we’ve ever come across and it didn’t take place in Florida....

Feb 25, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Ever Wondered What A H.S. Robotics Team Coach Who Was Arrested For Child Porn Looks Like?

Cuff ‘Em: Ever Wondered What A H.S. Robotics Team Coach Who Was Arrested For Child Porn Looks Like?

We’ve had pretty much all types of coaches arrested for a variety of charges over the years. A quick search...

Feb 24, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Arrested For Getting BJ From Underage Girl; Lists ‘Redneck’ As His Religion

Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Arrested For Getting BJ From Underage Girl; Lists ‘Redneck’ As His Religion

First the news: The arrest report from BPD said on Saturday, Feb. 19, 2011, at about 9:30 p.m., Joshua received...

Feb 23, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: That’s A Lesbian/Butch Looking Softball Coach – Wait For It – Arrested For Molesting Female Softballer

Cuff ‘Em: That’s A Lesbian/Butch Looking Softball Coach – Wait For It – Arrested For Molesting Female Softballer

We’ve said it before and will say it again: a coach has to pass the ‘Look Test.’ Chanda Franks also...

Feb 22, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Australian Teen Arrested After Releasing Video Of AFL Agent Ricky Nixon Half Naked In Her Hotel Room

Cuff ‘Em: Australian Teen Arrested After Releasing Video Of AFL Agent Ricky Nixon Half Naked In Her Hotel Room

Oh how the Australians love a sex scandal involving sports celebrities. Here is the latest buzz Down Under involving a...