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  • Kordell Stewart Looking Good In Arrest Photo [Cuff 'Em]

    Kordell Stewart Looking Good In Arrest Photo [Cuff 'Em]

    Kordell Stewart had this to say yesterday on Twitter regarding his arrest this week on speeding and driving with a suspended license arrest: The arrest has open my eyes about staying on top of my automobile issues with a closer eye. Thank you for your understanding in this matter. Time for The Smoking Gun to update its athlete arrest mug shot collection! The full story and how Slash is handling yet another black eye to ESPN...JUMP!

  • Crazed Celtic Pitch Invader Attacks Manager With Flying Leap [Cuff 'Em]

    Crazed Celtic Pitch Invader Attacks Manager With Flying Leap [Cuff 'Em]

    Guilty. By the age of 26 all of us had/or will do something stupid that would have attracted the cops, but Scottish soccer fan John Wilson took his arrest story to the next level yesterday when he went after Celtic football boss Neil Lennon with one of the most impressive flying leap attacks on a sports figure you'll ever see. The video is quite impressive. JUMP!

  • Cuff 'Em: Christopher Bjerkness Has A Thing For Exercise Balls

    Cuff 'Em: Christopher Bjerkness Has A Thing For Exercise Balls

    The Duluth man known for having a sexual fetish of slashing exercise balls with a knife allegedly attempted to strike again on Sunday.…

  • Cuff 'Em: Dan Marino Jersey Mohawk Guy Arrested For Smoking A Little Pot

    Cuff 'Em: Dan Marino Jersey Mohawk Guy Arrested For Smoking A Little Pot

    The Maricopa (AZ) Sheriff Dept. is at it again, providing us with fodder for another Cuff ‘Em with this shot of Ramon Alonzo…

  • Cuff 'Em: Matthew Smith's Nostril Mug Shot Is A Must-See

    Cuff 'Em: Matthew Smith's Nostril Mug Shot Is A Must-See

    From time to time we cruise the Maricopa (Arizona) County Sheriff Department’s mugshot gallery for a few laughs and content. Today we found…

  • Acquit 'Em: Chris Simms Not High When This Arrest Mug Shot Was Taken

    Acquit 'Em: Chris Simms Not High When This Arrest Mug Shot Was Taken

    Tennessee Titans quarterback Chris Simms did an end-around Manhattan prosecutors yesterday, winning a full acquittal in his toking-and-driving case. A four-man, two-woman jury…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Police Blast This Dude With Taser Because He Has Weed In His Mouth & Won’t Speak

    Cuff ‘Em: Police Blast This Dude With Taser Because He Has Weed In His Mouth & Won’t Speak

    Bartow police say they pulled over 33-year-old Bradley Gummow for a traffic stop shortly before 11 a.m. [Monday]. While talking with Gummow, cops…

  • Cuff ‘Em: QB Chris Simms In Zombie Mode Arresting Officer Tells NY Court

    Cuff ‘Em: QB Chris Simms In Zombie Mode Arresting Officer Tells NY Court

    Simms, 30, son of former Giants quarterback Phil Simms, reeked of marijuana and refused to take a blood test after the July 1…

  • Cuff 'Em: Brett Henderson Dominates Cincinnati Marathon By Running Naked, Getting Tased!

    Cuff 'Em: Brett Henderson Dominates Cincinnati Marathon By Running Naked, Getting Tased!

    Police charged Brett S. Henderson, 35, of St. Paris, Ohio with public indecency and obstructing official business.Police say Henderson was told to exit…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Floridian Pia Kirchberg Wanted Her Dad To Enjoy A Prostitute On Easter Sunday

    Cuff ‘Em: Floridian Pia Kirchberg Wanted Her Dad To Enjoy A Prostitute On Easter Sunday

    A 51-year-old woman tried to buy her 80-year-old father the services of a prostitute over Easter weekend, Tampa police said.  According to the…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Mike Ditka Jr. Popped For DUI, Says Cops Out To Get Him Due To Famous Last Name

    Cuff ‘Em: Mike Ditka Jr. Popped For DUI, Says Cops Out To Get Him Due To Famous Last Name

    The son of famed Chicago Bears football coach Mike Ditka — Michael P. Ditka — was arrested near his apartment complex for driving…

  • Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Holding His Dong Asks Newspaper Carrier "You Want A Piece Of This?"

    Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Holding His Dong Asks Newspaper Carrier "You Want A Piece Of This?"

    About 5:15 a.m. March 27, Port St. Lucie police went to Southeast Kestwick Court and Southeast Rivergreen Circle “in reference to a naked…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Florida Police On Lookout For Black Guy Who Took A Leak On 110 Packages Of Cough Drops

    Cuff ‘Em: Florida Police On Lookout For Black Guy Who Took A Leak On 110 Packages Of Cough Drops

    Sanford police are looking for a man who urinated on more than 100 unopened cough-drop packages at Walgreens last week. The man went…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Shawn Batie Got All Methed Up Friday Night, Put On His Raiders Jacket, G-String & Hair Scrunchied His Balls!

    Cuff ‘Em: Shawn Batie Got All Methed Up Friday Night, Put On His Raiders Jacket, G-String & Hair Scrunchied His Balls!

    Lodi police arrested Shawn Batie, 42, at 9:41 p.m. on Friday night. Police said that Batie was wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Ahmon Thompson Really, Really Wants To Be Maricopa Sheriff Mugshot Of The Day! VOTE!

    Cuff ‘Em: Ahmon Thompson Really, Really Wants To Be Maricopa Sheriff Mugshot Of The Day! VOTE!

    Mr. Ahmon Thompson is in the Maricopa (Az.) County Jail (crazy sheriff…blah…blah…blah), which means his mugshot goes onto the epic MCSO Mugshots gallery.…

  • Cuff 'Em: Fox Sports Arizona Freelancer Delarndrus Nashid Shabazz Likes Showing His Dong To Condo Neighbors; Arrested

    Cuff 'Em: Fox Sports Arizona Freelancer Delarndrus Nashid Shabazz Likes Showing His Dong To Condo Neighbors; Arrested

    This happened on 4/20. According to court records obtained by New Times, Shabazz is an employee of Fox Sports Arizona, the cable sports…