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Sep 11, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: This Ohio H.S. Football Coach Wanted Bondage Sex, Instead Got Deputies Busting Down Door!

Cuff ‘Em: This Ohio H.S. Football Coach Wanted Bondage Sex, Instead Got Deputies Busting Down Door!

An Ohio high school football team was without its coach last night. Why? Oh, you are going to love this...

Sep 10, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: The Face Of A U. Of Miami Baseball Playing Drug Dealer, Fuzz Alleges

Cuff ‘Em: The Face Of A U. Of Miami Baseball Playing Drug Dealer, Fuzz Alleges

From the Miami New Times: “The University of Miami football players have cleaned up their act in a big way,...

Sep 9, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Federal Penal System Just Signed Rumeal Robinson To Possible 30-Year Contract

Cuff 'Em: Federal Penal System Just Signed Rumeal Robinson To Possible 30-Year Contract

Rumeal Robinson, who led Michigan to the NCAA men’s basketball championship in 1989 and later played in the NBA, was...

Sep 8, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: UTEP-Arkansas Pine Bluff Football Game Arrest Report Is A Decent Read

Cuff 'Em: UTEP-Arkansas Pine Bluff Football Game Arrest Report Is A Decent Read

Just a snippet of the drunken, craziness at last weekend’s UTEP-Arkansas-Pine Bluff football game. We could see this at a...

Sep 7, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: UGA Police Arrest People Other Than UGA Footballers This Weekend

Cuff ‘Em: UGA Police Arrest People Other Than UGA Footballers This Weekend

Lauren Danielle Tharp, 20, told The Red & Black she was stopped early Saturday morning simply for being “unlucky.”“Me and...

Sep 6, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: This Legendary Florida H.S. Football Coach Really, Really (Allegedly) Wanted Hooker Poon

Cuff 'Em: This Legendary Florida H.S. Football Coach Really, Really (Allegedly) Wanted Hooker Poon

It’s Labor Day. Where else would we go looking for a good story besides Florida? Take it away local TV...

Sep 2, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: This Crazy Bastard Just Wants A Cup Of Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows, Towels

Cuff ‘Em: This Crazy Bastard Just Wants A Cup Of Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows, Towels

From The Oregonian comes this piece of Cuff ‘Em greatness: A homeless man who sneaked into a Beaverton hot tub,...

Aug 31, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: High Schoolers Spray Paint Rival's FieldTurf, Face Felonies!

Cuff 'Em: High Schoolers Spray Paint Rival's FieldTurf, Face Felonies!

This comes to us from the fine folks in Mississippi. Two teenagers who allegedly spray-painted Pearl High School’s football field...

Aug 30, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Drunk/ Unruly Iowa & Iowa State Fans Will Have Cameras Recording Every Move

Cuff ‘Em: Drunk/ Unruly Iowa & Iowa State Fans Will Have Cameras Recording Every Move

Backed by a force of 100 police officers and 200 private security guards, the University of Iowa has 27 video...

Aug 27, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: YouTube Video Coach Arrested For Egging On 8-Year-Old To Swear, Spew Hate

Cuff ‘Em: YouTube Video Coach Arrested For Egging On 8-Year-Old To Swear, Spew Hate

Now, we’re going to be very, very careful what we say about Josh Eastman, the crazed bastard above that looks...

Aug 26, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Guess What This Floridian Was Hiding In Her Cooch… Nick Nolte’s Career (Just Kidding)

Cuff ‘Em: Guess What This Floridian Was Hiding In Her Cooch… Nick Nolte’s Career (Just Kidding)

Yep, back to Florida we go this morning because this is the state that just won’t stop giving. Could we...

Aug 25, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Utah H.S. Footballers Vandalize Opponents FieldTurf With Vulgar Phrases

Cuff ‘Em: Utah H.S. Footballers Vandalize Opponents FieldTurf With Vulgar Phrases

The Google Earth image above is of the high school football field in Hazelton, Pennsylvania. That giant rod and ball...

Aug 24, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Arm Wrestler Loser Erick Lee Blanton Puts Gun Barrel To Head Of Match Winner

Cuff ‘Em: Arm Wrestler Loser Erick Lee Blanton Puts Gun Barrel To Head Of Match Winner

Yep, this took place in Florida. City police charged a 25-year-old Fort Pierce man with four counts of aggravated assault...

Aug 23, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: One Of These Guys Was Drunk & Wearing A Diaper, Standing In Road Exposing Self To School Bus

Cuff ‘Em: One Of These Guys Was Drunk & Wearing A Diaper, Standing In Road Exposing Self To School Bus

These guys look pretty normal. Live in Indiana. And were arrested late last week for this. Merrillville police Detective Jeff...

Aug 20, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Yes, That Looks Like The Face Of A Tennessee Father Who'd Punch His Son's Football Coach In The Mouth

Cuff 'Em: Yes, That Looks Like The Face Of A Tennessee Father Who'd Punch His Son's Football Coach In The Mouth

If someone ever did a “This Is What Batshit Crazy Tennessee Football Dads Look Like” blog post, John Gomoljak would...

Aug 19, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Can You Figure Out What This Freaky Looking (Alleged) Child Pervert Does In The Sports World?

Cuff ‘Em: Can You Figure Out What This Freaky Looking (Alleged) Child Pervert Does In The Sports World?

Here is your only hint: Shawn Fay is from Rhode Island and runs a business that brings snakes and other...

Aug 18, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: U. Of Florida WR Recruit Ja'Juan Story Will Punch Bitches (His Baby Momma) Over MySpace (His) Baby Photo Comments, Fuzz Alleges

Cuff 'Em: U. Of Florida WR Recruit Ja'Juan Story Will Punch Bitches (His Baby Momma) Over MySpace (His) Baby Photo Comments, Fuzz Alleges

Oh, of course, this comes from Florida. Take it away local TV news channel: A comment on MySpace sparked a...

Aug 17, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Florida Pair Accused Of Stiffing Medicare, Billing Government For Phony Penis Pump For Women!

Cuff 'Em: Florida Pair Accused Of Stiffing Medicare, Billing Government For Phony Penis Pump For Women!

Multiple reasons for going with this story instead of the usual sports-related arrest story. • Florida • Penis pumps are...

Aug 16, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: U. Of South Florida Football Fan Uses "I Was Going To Bang Mom" Defense In Chris Hansen-Like Perv Sex Sting

Cuff ‘Em: U. Of South Florida Football Fan Uses "I Was Going To Bang Mom" Defense In Chris Hansen-Like Perv Sex Sting

Looks like the wardrobe of choice over the weekend for perverted child molesters was a South Florida Bulls logo-ed shirt...

Aug 13, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Naked Guy To Women In Park…"You Want Some Of This?"

Cuff 'Em: Naked Guy To Women In Park…"You Want Some Of This?"

Of course an editor gave this story to reporter Kimberly Dick at The Herald in Rock Hill, SC. Rock Hill...

Aug 12, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Villanova Offensive Lineman Pancakes Ex-Girlfriend’s Dachshund Into Wall, Kills It & Steals Jewelry, Fuzz Alleges

Cuff ‘Em: Villanova Offensive Lineman Pancakes Ex-Girlfriend’s Dachshund Into Wall, Kills It & Steals Jewelry, Fuzz Alleges

For some reason the NJ media are just getting around to this story that has been playing out since June....

Aug 11, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: A Wet T-Shirt/Bra At Waterpark Lands This Woman In Jail

Cuff 'Em: A Wet T-Shirt/Bra At Waterpark Lands This Woman In Jail

As you thought from the headline, this comes from Florida and is a story that has been brewing for a...

Aug 10, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: This Pastor Has Had Enough Of These Motherf@cking Demon Football Mascots, Goes To Jail In Protest!

Cuff ‘Em: This Pastor Has Had Enough Of These Motherf@cking Demon Football Mascots, Goes To Jail In Protest!

Pastor Donald Crosby has about had enough of Warner Robbins (Ga.) High School and its bullshit. He’s done with the...

Aug 9, 2010Features
Is This The Face Of A Dude Who Was Banging An Armless Mannequin In A Park?

Is This The Face Of A Dude Who Was Banging An Armless Mannequin In A Park?

According to the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial...

Aug 9, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Drunken Colts DT John Gill Soils Pants, Found In Ditch, Has Public Intox Dropped

Cuff ‘Em: Drunken Colts DT John Gill Soils Pants, Found In Ditch, Has Public Intox Dropped

“According to a police report, Gill was found lying in a ditch and tried to stand up several times after...

Aug 5, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Why Is This Naked Drunk Guy Being Tased Outside Alabama Bar?

Cuff 'Em: Why Is This Naked Drunk Guy Being Tased Outside Alabama Bar?

We feel like playing a little game with Cuff ‘Em today. You guess why this naked guy is being Tased...

Aug 4, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Is This The Face Of A Guy Who Would Bite Off His Roommate's Nose?

Cuff 'Em: Is This The Face Of A Guy Who Would Bite Off His Roommate's Nose?

Welcome to a new day and a new criminal act we’d never heard of before. The face above belongs to...

Aug 3, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Nevada Wolfpack Kicker Ricky Drake Busted For DUI, Smiles For Camera!

Cuff 'Em: Nevada Wolfpack Kicker Ricky Drake Busted For DUI, Smiles For Camera!

Well, if you are going to be in the papers, you might as well smile. From the Reno Gazette-Journal: According...

Aug 2, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: This Guy Is Accused Of Shoplifting Bud Light, Bacon, Tide & Butane Lighters (With Incriminating Evidence)

Cuff 'Em: This Guy Is Accused Of Shoplifting Bud Light, Bacon, Tide & Butane Lighters (With Incriminating Evidence)

We’ve seen thousands of arrest stories over the nearly 3 years that this site has been in operation, but this...

Jul 30, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Is This The Face Of A Woman Who Would Grab Teenage Junk In A Pool?

Cuff ‘Em: Is This The Face Of A Woman Who Would Grab Teenage Junk In A Pool?

(Thanks to tipster Brennan for emailing this one in. Have a Cuff ‘Em for us? mail@bustedcoverage.com) Look, as a teen,...

Jul 28, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Dude Dropped Trunks To Do "Less Restrictive" Naked Leg Lifts In Apartment Complex Pool

Cuff ‘Em: Dude Dropped Trunks To Do "Less Restrictive" Naked Leg Lifts In Apartment Complex Pool

From the News-Journal (Del.): At first glance, the 17-year-old lifeguard at the Pine Brook Apartments swimming pool thought that the...

Jul 27, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Jimmy Johnson’s Caretaker Robert Twist Was Sexually Abusing A Minor?

Cuff ‘Em: Jimmy Johnson’s Caretaker Robert Twist Was Sexually Abusing A Minor?

6 days or so ago there was an incident at Fox Sports’ Jimmy Johnson’s Keys estate where his caretaker was...

Jul 26, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Pen Stabbing Rocks Comic Con; Geeks Turning Violent On Each Other!

Cuff ‘Em: Pen Stabbing Rocks Comic Con; Geeks Turning Violent On Each Other!

This went down Saturday at Comic Con: A young man was arrested at the Comic-Con exposition Saturday and accused of...

Jul 23, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Oh, Look, Former NBAer Charles Shackleford Is Slinging Prescription Drugs

Cuff 'Em: Oh, Look, Former NBAer Charles Shackleford Is Slinging Prescription Drugs

Jim Valvano would be so proud. “There was an undercover drug operation conducted today and it resulted in the arrest...

Jul 22, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Drunken Jaguars Ticket Sales Manager Nearly Tasered, Resigns; More Blackouts In Jacksonville?

Cuff 'Em: Drunken Jaguars Ticket Sales Manager Nearly Tasered, Resigns; More Blackouts In Jacksonville?

From Jacksonville.com Thomas Patterson, hired less than a year ago as the Jaguars’ senior sales manager for season and premium...

Jul 21, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Dennis Green's Son Pleads Not Guilty To Child Porn, Still Sitting In Jail Cell

Cuff 'Em: Dennis Green's Son Pleads Not Guilty To Child Porn, Still Sitting In Jail Cell

Well, it seems Denny Green isn’t going to bail his son out of a Connecticut jail because his alleged perv...