Cuff ‘Em - page 16

  • Patriots Fan Issued Warning For Shooting Cannon After TDs [Cuff ‘Em]

    Patriots Fan Issued Warning For Shooting Cannon After TDs [Cuff ‘Em]

    A reminder to New England Patriots fan out there with a spare cannon locked and loaded. You'll either be arrested or run out of powder this season. Via the Herald-Gazette in Rockland, Maine: Deputy Johnson responded to a report of shots fired in Washington. Upon arrival and making contact with the suspect involved, it was found that he was shooting off a cannon every time the New England Patriots scored. The subject was issued a warning and no further problems were reported.

  • Wait, Football Coach Daniel Widrich Can’t Slam/Spit On Player? [Cuff ‘Em]

    Wait, Football Coach Daniel Widrich Can’t Slam/Spit On Player? [Cuff ‘Em]

    You think Notre Dame's Brian Kelly is a loose cannon on the sidelines? At least he hasn't been arrested for his outbursts. Let's go to Florida where %^&% has hit the fan at one high school. Daniel Widrich doesn't like two things: turned over trash cans and players who won't pick up a turned over trash can when he tells that football player to pick it up. The result is a coach arrested and a football player clearing his face of the spit from Widrich's mouth. JUMP!

  • ‘Lonesome’ Cherish Arroyo Was Doing Son’s Football Teammate [Cuff ‘Em]

    ‘Lonesome’ Cherish Arroyo Was Doing Son’s Football Teammate [Cuff ‘Em]

    Poor Cherish Arroyo. Not only was she given a horrible name at birth that was never changed through legal channels with the Social Security Administration, but she's also living a miserable life. A life, we assume, filled with mouthy kids and a husband who's more interested in watching the Arizona Cardinals over romantic date nights and wild sex at Scottsdale hotels. Would that lead Arroyo to talk a 16-year-old football player into having his way with her? Yes, says the fuzz. JUMP!

  • Lorenzo Neal DUI Legendary Witness Girlfriend Writes To BC [Cuff ‘Em]

    Lorenzo Neal DUI Legendary Witness Girlfriend Writes To BC [Cuff ‘Em]

    Samantha wrote to us last night re: this Lorenzo Neal DUI case: "It's more regarding Kevin Spring, ya know, the Jeff Spicoli look alike. Well, ya see, he's my boyfriend. And one day, as i decided to google all the important people in my life, we googled him. And this amazing article came up. Crazy to hear other people find Kevin as fascinating as i do. He wanted to email y'all, but decidedly had me do so instead. He just wanted to thank you guys. Tell you you're tight. Rad." JUMP!

  • Whiteys Guide To Buying NFL Scalper Tickets From Black Dudes [Cuff ‘Em]

    Whiteys Guide To Buying NFL Scalper Tickets From Black Dudes [Cuff ‘Em]

    Look, whiteys, are you really this stupid? Like, so stupid towards buying football tickets that you forgo buying tickets with StubHub and decide to make deals with some bro standing on a Charlotte street corner? Your dumbass deserves to be ripped off because you should never trust a black dude with what looks to be a throat tat. NEVER! Should police be hauling Walter Sledge to jail? No, he should be doing public service announcements. "You white people so dumb." JUMP!

  • Jay Mariotti To TMZ: I’m Innocent [Cuff ‘EM]

    Jay Mariotti To TMZ: I’m Innocent [Cuff ‘EM]

    Jay Mariotti is kinda starting to talk about the assaulting-his-GF-case that ruined his ESPN loudmouth career and now gives viewers hope that Skip Bayless meets a similar fate. Jay tells TMZ that he's innocent (of what, we're not sure). Maybe you remember that the former Sun-Times columnist was accused of roughing up his chick in a 2010 incident. Jay also says Charlie Sheen gets second chances, but he's supposed to live like a judge. So sad. Really sad.

  • Jail Guards Start Brawl At Hooters During Raiders-Broncos MNF Game [Cuff ‘Em]

    Jail Guards Start Brawl At Hooters During Raiders-Broncos MNF Game [Cuff ‘Em]

    Never been to New Mexico? Let us break down the NFL fandome in that state. There is Broncos fan due to proximity. Then there is Raiders fan due to his desire to please his Latino Nation in California. And of course Cowboys fan just because. Of course you can guess what happened when the Broncos and Raiders got together on MNF. A brawl at an Albuquerque Hooters! And this wasn't your run-of-the-mill drunken, unemployed whiteys going at it. JUMP!

  • UPDATE: Drunk UCF Student Pummeled By Orlando Cops In Brawl [Cuff ‘Em]

    UPDATE: Drunk UCF Student Pummeled By Orlando Cops In Brawl [Cuff ‘Em]

    We showed you the video Monday morning. Now comes word from the Orlando media that drunken 22-year-old UCF graduate student Andrew Galbo went well beyond a simple fight with cops after the YouTube video stopped rolling. To be specific, there were quotes in the police report that make Galbo an instant douchebag, even beyond the douchebaggery of being so drunk fighting a cop seems like a good idea. The quote machine speaks - JUMP!

  • Manny Ramirez Arrested For Bashing Wife’s Head [Cuff ‘Em]

    Manny Ramirez Arrested For Bashing Wife’s Head [Cuff ‘Em]

    Just a hunch that Manny Ramirez got drunk yesterday, came home and slapped around his wife. Hunch. We do know that Man-Ram was booked yesterday into the Broward County jail on a battery charge via a confrontation with his wife, Juliana (pictured). Look, BC has been out front on Manny coverage over the summer and can show you that the guy has pretty much been drunk for the last four months. Dude has been destroying LIV since April. JUMP!

  • Name Georgia Chick Who Passed Out Next To Her Puke Saturday In Athens [i-Team]

    Name Georgia Chick Who Passed Out Next To Her Puke Saturday In Athens [i-Team]

    We need your help, Busted Coverage Nation. Name this chick arrested post-Georgia vs. South Carolina. A 25-year-old Athens woman arrested for public intoxication after police found her passed out in the parking lot of Carousel Village Apartments, 1907 S. Milledge Ave., next to a pile of her own vomit. If you can name her and provide Facebook photos, it might be rewardable. At least one of you knows something. mail@bustedcoverage.com

  • Infamous Willie Sutton Jr. NYC Bank Robber Is Yankees Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

    Infamous Willie Sutton Jr. NYC Bank Robber Is Yankees Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

    Meet Jesse Hippolite or Willie Sutton Jr. if you follow him on Facebook. You are looking at what New York cops believe is one of the most prolific bank robbers to hit NYC banks in many, many years. And he's just 23. Yes, he's a Yankees fan. Hippolite probably wouldn't have been busted if it hadn't been for his stupid ass posting photos of money, champagne and updates about robbing banks. *Filed under: Royals fan never this stupid. JUMP!

  • Poon Of The SEC Candidate Stabs Husband During Bama Game [Cuff ‘Em]

    Poon Of The SEC Candidate Stabs Husband During Bama Game [Cuff ‘Em]

    Here we go again with the Ohio vs. Alabama Craziest Bastards On The Face Of The Planet Challenge! You might remember last week when the Ohio resident was banging a pool raft. Alabama just wouldn't be shown up like that. Over the weekend the Southerners stole the flag from OH with Kimberly Hicks & her husband slamming some beers during Bama vs. Kent State. One thing led to another & mamma stabbed daddy. JUMP!

  • Florida Cheerleader Coach Be ‘Incinerating’ Fight, Fuzz Alleges [VIDEO]

    Florida Cheerleader Coach Be ‘Incinerating’ Fight, Fuzz Alleges [VIDEO]

    You know how Doc Gooden and Gary Sheffield were related to half of Tampa? Like every time a rookie came up to the majors, announcers would be like, "Here's Nook Logan making his Major League debut. Little known fact, he's Gary Sheffield's cousin." Yeah, pretty much everyone in Florida is related to each other. Anyway, good luck trying to follow along with this Florida youth football cheerleading brawl story. JUMP!

  • Sad: Ginger Gets Popped For Rushing Field At UTSA D1 Opener [Cuff ‘Em]

    Sad: Ginger Gets Popped For Rushing Field At UTSA D1 Opener [Cuff ‘Em]

    It was the game that our old friend Peter Burns (@PeterBurnsRadio) had been pimping all summer. The game was the University of Texas at San Antonio vs. Northeastern State. Not exactly a game that was on our radar, but the locals went bananas for the UTSA first-ever football game. 56,743 showed up at the Alamodome thanks to cheap tickets. The student body was crazy. So crazy that many rushed the field. Here comes the fuzz! Down goes Ginger!

  • Wisconsin-UNLV Arrest Numbers Down; 18 Students Popped [Cuff ‘Em]

    Wisconsin-UNLV Arrest Numbers Down; 18 Students Popped [Cuff ‘Em]

    Via Wisconsin State-Journal: UW-Madison Police reported that they ejected 39 people from Thursday night's football game against UNLV at Camp Randall Stadium and arrested 18 of those people, all of them UW students. Step it up, people. Only so many home games for your senior year. Only so many tailgates. So many 40-man beer bongs. So many chances to fight another drunk. 30 were arrested during last year's OSU game.

  • Your Move, Alabama: Buckeye Has Sex With Pool Raft [Cuff ‘Em]

    Your Move, Alabama: Buckeye Has Sex With Pool Raft [Cuff ‘Em]

    At this time last year, BC had a sick fascination with the weirdos who were smoking bath salts. Most of the bath salt smokers were from Pennsylvania and West Virginia. It was a helluva run, but things have settled down with the salt tweakers. That's why we've moved on to an Alabama-Ohio State Cuff 'Em Challenge! Bama has been out to an early lead with some Rammer Jammer meth heads, but Ohio came back with the breast milk machine gunner. Now pool raft guy.

  • Black Guy Robs Virginia Bank While Wearing Canucks Hat [Cuff ‘Em]

    Black Guy Robs Virginia Bank While Wearing Canucks Hat [Cuff ‘Em]

    This should be one of the easiest cases in police detective history. Since beginning this Baseball Cap Bank Robbers series there has yet to be a black dude wearing a hockey team hat while robbing a bank. And as if that isn't strange enough, a black dude robbing a Virginia bank while wearing a Vancouver Canucks hat, to boot. True, you can't really see the logo, but the media is sure that says Canucks. JUMP!

  • World’s Worst Beer Thief Finally Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

    World’s Worst Beer Thief Finally Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

    Florida fuzz have finally busted the case of the World's Worst Beer Thief wide open thanks to some old fashioned tactics. Which were? Not sure. Anyway, this beer thievery went down back in April and the sheriff's department had been investigating ever since. Complete waste of tax dollars? Probably, but this is Florida where commonsense is thrown out the window. Here is the 27-year-old moron - Juan Luis. JUMP!

  • Florida Bro Goes On Extreme $820 Shoplifting Spree [Cuff ‘Em]

    Florida Bro Goes On Extreme $820 Shoplifting Spree [Cuff ‘Em]

    Meet Michael Wibby, a Florida resident who went on an extreme shoplifting spree at a Winn-Dixie this week. According to cops, Wibby just wheeled the goods out the store and into a waiting Nissan. He threw the meat, beer, champagne and toilet paper into the trunk and took off. Eventually the fuzz caught up to homeboy and popped the trunk. Dude was going to throw one helluva party. Without coupons, the theft was calculated to be $820.20. A felony! Receipt after the JUMP!

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