Again, these baseball cap bank robbers keep killing us with their creativity. Normally, a bank robber comes in, makes his demand or passes a note, money is handed over and the transaction process is complete. But then we get Braves Hat Bank Robber and his buddy, Shorty. They have a weird plan that means, when caught, both will be doing hard time on felony robbery convictions. Nice to see Adidas get repped during one of these heists, though. Details - JUMP!
You might remember the case of Rita Daniels and Tim Adams from back in September when the cute couple was arrested for banging in a Buick - literally. Like, a cop walks up to a car in a parking lot and a car with Michigan tags (DIVA 145) is fogged up and rocking. Cop knocks, asks the guy what the hell is going on and is told, “I’m f%^king this chick." Yeah, well, these two horndogs have pleaded no contest to public indecency charges. No word on if they're still a couple.
Another week, another Busted Coverage Cuff 'Em first. This time we visit Florida for some beer pong action where a wild game took its toll on 22-year-old Santa Fe College student Matthew S. Lewis. Dude was at least 14 Nattys deep in a killer tourney and had to take a leak. So homeslice got on a roof at a trailer park and started hosing the grass. Just happened that a deputy was on foot patrol. BUSTED! He was booted from the beer pong game and taken to jail.
Just another day in Florida where a guy allegedly roughed up his wife. Only difference this time is that the homeboy is a former WR for the Dolphins. According to a Broward Sheriff's Office arrest report, James McKnight assaulted his wife Mikki Friday evening at about 6:30 p.m. as she tried to enter her car.The report says McKnight grabbed both of his wife's wrists and twisted them and then pushed her into the car as she was entering. Mikki McKnight hit her head on the car door "causing her to see stars," the report reads. Obviously she should have done the dishes.
Want to know why you should be investing in phone companies? Because morons like Rebecca Delagarza, 26, will finger blast 22,000 texts to a 14-year-old student that is supposedly having a lesbian affair with her gym teacher in a storage room. This all went down in Texas, which is quickly becoming a hotbed for off-the-grid lesbians who'll go balls to the walls within a school to find themselves an underage girl to lesbian-ise. The math on those 22k texts - JUMP!
The college football season is seven weeks old and this is our very first Iowa Hawkeyes arrest report inspection. Either BC is slacking or Hawkeye Nation needs to step up its drunken ways. This school is routinely one of the best for arrest reports. Take this weekend when one guy, Jared Dee Johnston, of Des Moines, told cops they were “f@cking crazy" when trying to kick him out of Kinnick Stadium for being drunk. Many, many more drunks and their fun - JUMP!
Ahhh, so that's how Chargers superfan Pablo Hernandez was able to afford great seats at Jack Murphy and the gas in that giant Ford Excursion. California State Police say they made a traffic stop on Pablo this week and happened to bring a drug dog in for a further inspection. Oh, what do we have here, Pablo? A little nose candy? Like 42 pounds of it? C'mon, homeboy, you can't be driving around Southern California and figure the cops won't stop you for an autograph. JUMP!
There really is truth to the "An idiot is born every minute," saying. This is for the ladies in the audience. Imagine an old dumpy dude knocking on your door and offering free breast exams - not even during October's breast cancer awareness month. That should raise red flags, no? Not even a bit? So some moron lets Phillip Winikoff into her home to start the exam. But something is amiss with this exam. Dude is working one off and isn't exactly checking for lumps. JUMP!
It was in the mid-70s yesterday in Cobb County, Georgia. Not exactly hooded sweatshirt weather, but that didn't stop Georgia fan from deciding it was a good day to make an unauthorized withdrawal from a Kroger's. This is actually one of the stranger football fan/baseball fan combos. It also reinforces the theory that we have. Football hats, for some reason, just haven't caught on in American pop culture. Hands up, punks! Homeboy needs his money - NOW! JUMP!
You know what never makes sense about these Baseball Cap Robbers? Their choice of teams. Take Cincinnati Reds fan. He tries to bust up a convenience store and a car rental company - in the same day - and is still wearing that Reds cap. Oh, did we mention this is in Rhode Island. How many guys are rocking the fitted 'C' in Woonsocket? Can't be too many. Get a Sox hate, moron. This punk shouldn't be hard to find. Details & how to turn in Billy Hatcher - JUMP!
Yes, Ohio has quite a presence within the Amish world. But these are the outcast Amish with ties to the original Lancaster County, Pa. Amish. The rebels. The gangstas, if you will. So it came as no surprise to us that a wild gang of beard-cutting bros was on the loose in Holmes County. But rest easy, Ohio Amish, the Mullet Brothers are behind bars thanks to an all-points bulletin to be on the lookout for scissor-wielding crazy bastards. Full story - JUMP!
Well, look what we have here - the executive, ready to scale a mountain black guy bank robber. As mentioned last week, our Baseball Cap Bank Robber researchers have noticed that the thieves are going to new costumes. Is that a direct result of BC calling them out for shitty hat choices? Likely. This bro in eastern Pennsylvania is obviously a reader because who would ever expect a black dude to be rocking Go Army! & North Face jacket combo? Not us. Details - JUMP!
Going to keep this one short. Got home at 1 a.m. from the Yankees-Tigers game. Anyway, we head to Florida where this dude thinks he has a famous father, but really has an elderly father that is abused with lit cigarettes. Tracy Chapman told deputies that he burned his father — who is partially disabled because of a stroke — because his father called him an obscene name, a deputy wrote.Tracy Chapman also insisted that he was the son of Elvis, according to the report.
Yeah, so the University of Florida isn't jerking around when it comes to rogue t-shirt vendors asking $20 a pop for shirts at the Gators-Bama football game. Nothing gets bearded rogue vendors pumped up for sales like the hated Crimson Tide coming to town. That's why Sean Rouse and Jeremy Matlow (right) went into overdrive with the thought process behind their shirts. You're aware of the "West F#$%king Virginia" craze. These boys brought the trend to the Swamp. JUMP!
Via The World (Ore.): Asa Crusoe, 33, was upset that Florida State University lost a game Saturday, police say. He started screaming and kicking things around his house on the 62300 block of Crown Point Road, according to police. A woman who lives at the residence tried to calm him down, but Crusoe only directed his anger toward her, police say. Crusoe is charged with domestic harassment and menacing. Bro, the QB is hurt & it was to Clemson. Cool it.
Got this message via a YouTube conversation we had with MKasunic re: Browns fan celebrating TD. "Yea he's been my best friend for years. He went to the game with his boss, when it got close Clint said "if they win I'm goin down there" his boss said if you do I'll bail you out. So they scored that td, clint jumped on the field and yea. He was arrested and held for 24 hours and his bail was $200 and idk if the stadium charged him or not. I didn't ask." Kudos to you, Clint. Good work, sir.
This will serve as the very first Cornhole Cuff 'Em in Busted Coverage Internet history. Stewart Haberlock was just going about his business in life, not a big playa on the Internet and just straight killing it at Kentucky football tailgates. And then it happened. He stopped at Overtime Sports Bar & Grill in Bowling Green, Kentucky to drink beers, chase tail and destroy some punks in cornhole. But things got wild and Stew had to drop some bombs on a punk's face. JUMP!
Florida, feeling a little left out of the Alabama-Ohio-Florida battle for Cuff 'Em supremacy, got back in the crazy arrest column over the weekend when this crazy maniac went overboard. Over a game of Yahtzee. "Dude, what'r you in for?," says Juan Carlos who was just arrested for smuggling hummingbirds. "The broad hit 5 consecutive Yahtzees, I got pissed and choked her out," Ian Wood replies. Jump!
About 10 days ago we asked Busted Coverage Nation about an incident after a Georgia football game where a 25-year-old Athens woman was passed out next to a pile of her own vomit. She was arrested on public intox charges & the world went about its business. But we weren't done with this story until laying eyes on a chick who would be passed out next to her vomit. Enter BC tipster Sara. She reports that it was her help that possibly saved the life of Pukey Pukerton. JUMP!