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Dec 17, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bitch, You Better Not Be Guilty Of Selling Your Kid’s Christmas Gifts To Buy Crack

Cuff ‘Em: Bitch, You Better Not Be Guilty Of Selling Your Kid’s Christmas Gifts To Buy Crack

Say hello and Happy Holidays to Sandra J. Bauers. She’s a piece of shit, according to police. Such a piece...

Dec 16, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: That Innocent Face Is Accused Of Stealing Copper From Greenville Braves Stadium

Cuff ‘Em: That Innocent Face Is Accused Of Stealing Copper From Greenville Braves Stadium

From some Greenville, S.C. TV station: A Greenville man is under arrest after police say he attempted to steal copper...

Dec 15, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Wisconsin Mailman Goes Dick In A Box On 21-Year-Old Secretary To Cheer Her Up

Cuff ‘Em: Wisconsin Mailman Goes Dick In A Box On 21-Year-Old Secretary To Cheer Her Up

There, the police report states, he admitted making the naked mail delivery and said he was only trying to cheer...

Dec 14, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Baseball Team Owner Goes All Erin Andrews Peeper On His Own Baseball Cheerleaders

Cuff 'Em: Baseball Team Owner Goes All Erin Andrews Peeper On His Own Baseball Cheerleaders

Five women employed as members of the Brazos Valley Bombers promotional squad say they were videotaped while changing clothes without...

Dec 13, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Kentucky Cheerleader Helps Kentucky QB Assault Some Chick After Getting Hammered At Some UK Bar

Cuff 'Em: Kentucky Cheerleader Helps Kentucky QB Assault Some Chick After Getting Hammered At Some UK Bar

There was news late last week that Kentucky’s QB, Mike Hartline, was arrested for assaulting some chick in a drunken...

Dec 10, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: UConn OL Greg McKee Is Going To Miss Out On Those Fiesta Bowl Gifts After Child Porn Bust

Cuff 'Em: UConn OL Greg McKee Is Going To Miss Out On Those Fiesta Bowl Gifts After Child Porn Bust

Dude is going to miss out on the gift suite, Fossil watch, cap, and Ogio Cooper backpack. (UConn offensive lineman...

Dec 9, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Yes, That Is A Woman & She Was Arrested For Stabbing Her Husband Because He Wanted To Watch Patriots Monday Night Football Game

Cuff ‘Em: Yes, That Is A Woman & She Was Arrested For Stabbing Her Husband Because He Wanted To Watch Patriots Monday Night Football Game

Yes, this happened in Florida. Yes, that really is a woman. Yes, she really stabbed her husband of five months...

Dec 8, 2010Football
Cuff ‘Em: Iowa Stud WR Derrell Johnson-Koulianos Lives In Drug Den, Seems To Pay Gas Bill By Slinging Pot/Coke/Pills

Cuff ‘Em: Iowa Stud WR Derrell Johnson-Koulianos Lives In Drug Den, Seems To Pay Gas Bill By Slinging Pot/Coke/Pills

The most prolific pass-catcher in Iowa football history apparently has played his last game for the Hawkeyes. Senior wide receiver...

Dec 7, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Two U. Of Oregon Dropouts Arrested For Lee Corso Head Theft

Cuff 'Em: Two U. Of Oregon Dropouts Arrested For Lee Corso Head Theft

Well, that was quick. From KGW-Portland: An ESPN oversized Lee Corso Game Day mascot head that was reported stolen the...

Dec 6, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Boston Bruins Fans Throw Beer, Brawl With Punks Who Won't High Five Them At Bruins Game

Cuff 'Em: Boston Bruins Fans Throw Beer, Brawl With Punks Who Won't High Five Them At Bruins Game

This is one of the stranger drunken fan arrest stories we’ve seen in a few months. You know high-five guy...

Dec 4, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Would Rena Denson Go Four-Wheeling Across A Football Field To Run Over Assholes Who Beat Up Her Son?

Cuff ‘Em: Would Rena Denson Go Four-Wheeling Across A Football Field To Run Over Assholes Who Beat Up Her Son?

Sad news last night out of all places, Florida. U.S. Marshals came looking for Rena Denson to serve an arrest...

Dec 3, 2010Features
Sentence ‘Em: Jim Leyritz Gets One Year Probation & Must Pay $500 For DUI That Ended In Woman’s Death

Sentence ‘Em: Jim Leyritz Gets One Year Probation & Must Pay $500 For DUI That Ended In Woman’s Death

“I said it from the very beginning, there would be no winners in this case,” Leyritz tearfully told the judge....

Dec 2, 2010Features
Sentence 'Em: The Guy Who Was Jerking It To Brooklyn Decker's SI Swimsuit Issue At Walmart Cuts Plea Deal

Sentence 'Em: The Guy Who Was Jerking It To Brooklyn Decker's SI Swimsuit Issue At Walmart Cuts Plea Deal

The Florida man arrested after he was caught masturbating in the toy aisle of a Walmart with the aid of...

Dec 1, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Yes, Adam Orcutt Was Passed Out In Women’s Bathroom At The Iowa-Minnesota Football Game

Cuff ‘Em: Yes, Adam Orcutt Was Passed Out In Women’s Bathroom At The Iowa-Minnesota Football Game

A drunk man was found in the women’s bathroom during the Gopher football game Saturday. University of Minnesota-Duluth student Adam...

Nov 30, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: This Chick Gets Naked/Arrested For Third Time In Six Weeks But Real Fun Is Guessing Her Age!

Cuff ‘Em: This Chick Gets Naked/Arrested For Third Time In Six Weeks But Real Fun Is Guessing Her Age!

A XX-year-old woman who police believe is homeless was arrested Saturday for standing nude at a major Raleigh intersection for...

Nov 29, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: N.O. Saints DE Will Smith Wouldn’t Drag His Wife By The Hair Down A Street After Arguing At A Club Or Would He?

Cuff ‘Em: N.O. Saints DE Will Smith Wouldn’t Drag His Wife By The Hair Down A Street After Arguing At A Club Or Would He?

Go crazy, Ohio State message boarders. Go crazy! Saints defensive end Will Smith was arrested early this morning in Lafayette...

Nov 27, 2010Features
Drop Charges On ‘Em: Ohio H.S. Football Coach Todd Pooch’s Nightmare Prostitution Bust Is Over

Drop Charges On ‘Em: Ohio H.S. Football Coach Todd Pooch’s Nightmare Prostitution Bust Is Over

You might remember Todd Pooch from our September coverage of his arrest. Now comes the news that prosecutors have dropped...

Nov 23, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Guess What's Lodged Up This Floridian's Ass?

Cuff 'Em: Guess What's Lodged Up This Floridian's Ass?

While deputies searched Robinson after his arrest, they believed he was “possibly holding something in his rectum area.” He was...

Nov 22, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bowling Trash Talking Isn’t Like It Used To Be When Guys Would Arm Wrestle Instead Of Stun Gunning

Cuff ‘Em: Bowling Trash Talking Isn’t Like It Used To Be When Guys Would Arm Wrestle Instead Of Stun Gunning

A league bowler went over the line when he used pepper spray on two opponents after zapping one of them...

Nov 20, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: That Is The Face/Hair Of A Drunk Florida Homeless Guy With His Cock & Ball Exposed Who Pissed Himself While Passed Out On A Park Bench

Cuff 'Em: That Is The Face/Hair Of A Drunk Florida Homeless Guy With His Cock & Ball Exposed Who Pissed Himself While Passed Out On A Park Bench

Pfffew that’s one helluva headline this morning. Meet Richard Simpson, who lists a Florida homeless shelter as his residence. He...

Nov 19, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Science Teacher Jennifer Lee Riojas (Photos) Helps Injured Teen Football Player Recover With Some Hospital Sex, Fuzz Alleges

Cuff ‘Em: Science Teacher Jennifer Lee Riojas (Photos) Helps Injured Teen Football Player Recover With Some Hospital Sex, Fuzz Alleges

What is cooler for a high school football player than getting laid in a hospital bed by one of your...

Nov 18, 2010Features
Ticket ‘Em: Pa. Lawmaker Paul Costa Like To Toke Up Before Steelers Games, Fuzz Alleges

Ticket ‘Em: Pa. Lawmaker Paul Costa Like To Toke Up Before Steelers Games, Fuzz Alleges

…that’s not what officers said they saw Oct. 3 as they encountered Rep. Paul Costa, D-Allegheny, while patrolling a Heinz...

Nov 17, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: The Naked Oregon State Footballer Who Was Wearing A Wig & Pissing On Woman’s Computer Before Being Tased Pleads Guilty

Cuff ‘Em: The Naked Oregon State Footballer Who Was Wearing A Wig & Pissing On Woman’s Computer Before Being Tased Pleads Guilty

John C. Rich, Thomas’ attorney, said Thomas “… feels really bad for what happened.” Rich noted that his client already...

Nov 16, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: N.C. State Student Seth Pace Takes Naked Streaking (Photo!) To Next Level, Trashes University Library!

Cuff 'Em: N.C. State Student Seth Pace Takes Naked Streaking (Photo!) To Next Level, Trashes University Library!

On Wednesday night, a student at N.C. State University shocked many of his peers by running through the school’s D.H....

Nov 15, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Lori Darling David Is The Fitness Freak Who Allegedly Sent Naked Photos To Her Jogging Friend's Son

Cuff 'Em: Lori Darling David Is The Fitness Freak Who Allegedly Sent Naked Photos To Her Jogging Friend's Son

Somehow this one slipped through our “Fitness Freak Chicks Trying To Bone Teens” Google alert. From the fine folks at...

Nov 12, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Calgary Flames Center Brett Sutter Bar Brawls On One Of His Off Nights

Cuff ‘Em: Calgary Flames Center Brett Sutter Bar Brawls On One Of His Off Nights

Calgary Flames centre Brett Sutter was arrested early Thursday and charged with assault in Scottsdale, Arizona after a bar brawl....

Nov 11, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Remember The Guy With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yeah, Well, It Was A Computer Mouse!

Cuff ‘Em: Remember The Guy With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yeah, Well, It Was A Computer Mouse!

The Smoking Gun has updated the world on the case of the guy tripping – or whatever you do –...

Nov 10, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Junkyard Worker Comes Home To Find His Woman/Bengals Fan Piss Drunk, Decides To Choke Her Out

Cuff 'Em: Junkyard Worker Comes Home To Find His Woman/Bengals Fan Piss Drunk, Decides To Choke Her Out

There are three police reports from Monday night’s Steelers-Bengals game that you need to read. Teaser! Last up was Michael...

Nov 9, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Is This The Face Of A Dude High On Mushrooms With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yes, It Is.

Cuff ‘Em: Is This The Face Of A Dude High On Mushrooms With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yes, It Is.

We continue to be amazed and amused by the human race. *Shaking head* And to think that this shit didn’t...

Nov 8, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: NYC Murder Suspect Takes In One More Charlotte Bobcats Game Before Going To Jail

Cuff ‘Em: NYC Murder Suspect Takes In One More Charlotte Bobcats Game Before Going To Jail

Ask yourself this, “What sporting event would you want to attend before being arrested on murder charges?” For a NYC...

Nov 5, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: “Somebody Is Going To Eat My Pussy Or I’m Going To Cut Your Fucking Throat.”

Cuff 'Em: “Somebody Is Going To Eat My Pussy Or I’m Going To Cut Your Fucking Throat.”

How about we end the Cuff ‘Em week on a high note? Who’s up for some stanky pussy? It seems...

Nov 4, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Larissa Riquelme’s Brother Arrested For $200k Armed Bank Heist!

Cuff ‘Em: Larissa Riquelme’s Brother Arrested For $200k Armed Bank Heist!

It’s so sad that the Larissa Riquelme shitty cellphone to riches story had to take such a turn. The Spoiler,...

Nov 3, 2010Features
Cuff 'Em: Elijah Dukes & His Penis Rack Up $40k In Child Support

Cuff 'Em: Elijah Dukes & His Penis Rack Up $40k In Child Support

Is that the face of a guy who lost his MLB paycheck and fell behind on his child support payments?...

Nov 2, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Brian Wilson Inspired USF Baseballer Decides To Hit-&-Skip A Cop Car At 4:15 A.M.

Cuff ‘Em: Brian Wilson Inspired USF Baseballer Decides To Hit-&-Skip A Cop Car At 4:15 A.M.

Normally a hit-and-run on a cop car by a college baseball player would just pass our desks, never receiving publication...

Nov 1, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Dartmouth Homecoming Tradition Dying, Only 2 Students Arrested For Touching Bonfire!

Cuff ‘Em: Dartmouth Homecoming Tradition Dying, Only 2 Students Arrested For Touching Bonfire!

We’re not hip to the tradition at Dartmouth where freshman students touch the Homecoming bonfire as some sort of rite...

Oct 31, 2010Features
Cuff ‘Em: Florida-Georgia Drinkers Included Many 16-Year-Olds Obviously Scouting Each Schools Tailgating Prowess

Cuff ‘Em: Florida-Georgia Drinkers Included Many 16-Year-Olds Obviously Scouting Each Schools Tailgating Prowess

220 underagers were cited for underage drinking this weekend in Jacksonville for the UGA-FLA game. Some of those cited were...