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  • Cuff ‘Em: YouTube Video Coach Arrested For Egging On 8-Year-Old To Swear, Spew Hate

    Cuff ‘Em: YouTube Video Coach Arrested For Egging On 8-Year-Old To Swear, Spew Hate

    Now, we’re going to be very, very careful what we say about Josh Eastman, the crazed bastard above that looks like he’d track…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Guess What This Floridian Was Hiding In Her Cooch… Nick Nolte’s Career (Just Kidding)

    Cuff ‘Em: Guess What This Floridian Was Hiding In Her Cooch… Nick Nolte’s Career (Just Kidding)

    Yep, back to Florida we go this morning because this is the state that just won’t stop giving. Could we just do another…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Utah H.S. Footballers Vandalize Opponents FieldTurf With Vulgar Phrases

    Cuff ‘Em: Utah H.S. Footballers Vandalize Opponents FieldTurf With Vulgar Phrases

    The Google Earth image above is of the high school football field in Hazelton, Pennsylvania. That giant rod and ball bearings was burnt…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Arm Wrestler Loser Erick Lee Blanton Puts Gun Barrel To Head Of Match Winner

    Cuff ‘Em: Arm Wrestler Loser Erick Lee Blanton Puts Gun Barrel To Head Of Match Winner

    Yep, this took place in Florida. City police charged a 25-year-old Fort Pierce man with four counts of aggravated assault with a motor…

  • Cuff ‘Em: One Of These Guys Was Drunk & Wearing A Diaper, Standing In Road Exposing Self To School Bus

    Cuff ‘Em: One Of These Guys Was Drunk & Wearing A Diaper, Standing In Road Exposing Self To School Bus

    These guys look pretty normal. Live in Indiana. And were arrested late last week for this. Merrillville police Detective Jeff Rice said officers…

  • Cuff 'Em: Yes, That Looks Like The Face Of A Tennessee Father Who'd Punch His Son's Football Coach In The Mouth

    Cuff 'Em: Yes, That Looks Like The Face Of A Tennessee Father Who'd Punch His Son's Football Coach In The Mouth

    If someone ever did a “This Is What Batshit Crazy Tennessee Football Dads Look Like” blog post, John Gomoljak would be the King…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Can You Figure Out What This Freaky Looking (Alleged) Child Pervert Does In The Sports World?

    Cuff ‘Em: Can You Figure Out What This Freaky Looking (Alleged) Child Pervert Does In The Sports World?

    Here is your only hint: Shawn Fay is from Rhode Island and runs a business that brings snakes and other reptiles to schools…

  • Cuff 'Em: U. Of Florida WR Recruit Ja'Juan Story Will Punch Bitches (His Baby Momma) Over MySpace (His) Baby Photo Comments, Fuzz Alleges

    Cuff 'Em: U. Of Florida WR Recruit Ja'Juan Story Will Punch Bitches (His Baby Momma) Over MySpace (His) Baby Photo Comments, Fuzz Alleges

    Oh, of course, this comes from Florida. Take it away local TV news channel: A comment on MySpace sparked a fight that led…

  • Cuff 'Em: Florida Pair Accused Of Stiffing Medicare, Billing Government For Phony Penis Pump For Women!

    Cuff 'Em: Florida Pair Accused Of Stiffing Medicare, Billing Government For Phony Penis Pump For Women!

    Multiple reasons for going with this story instead of the usual sports-related arrest story. • Florida • Penis pumps are always funny •…

  • Cuff ‘Em: U. Of South Florida Football Fan Uses "I Was Going To Bang Mom" Defense In Chris Hansen-Like Perv Sex Sting

    Cuff ‘Em: U. Of South Florida Football Fan Uses "I Was Going To Bang Mom" Defense In Chris Hansen-Like Perv Sex Sting

    Looks like the wardrobe of choice over the weekend for perverted child molesters was a South Florida Bulls logo-ed shirt and a sullen,…

  • Cuff 'Em: Naked Guy To Women In Park…"You Want Some Of This?"

    Cuff 'Em: Naked Guy To Women In Park…"You Want Some Of This?"

    Of course an editor gave this story to reporter Kimberly Dick at The Herald in Rock Hill, SC. Rock Hill police arrested a…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Villanova Offensive Lineman Pancakes Ex-Girlfriend’s Dachshund Into Wall, Kills It & Steals Jewelry, Fuzz Alleges

    Cuff ‘Em: Villanova Offensive Lineman Pancakes Ex-Girlfriend’s Dachshund Into Wall, Kills It & Steals Jewelry, Fuzz Alleges

    For some reason the NJ media are just getting around to this story that has been playing out since June. Donny Allieri is…

  • Cuff 'Em: A Wet T-Shirt/Bra At Waterpark Lands This Woman In Jail

    Cuff 'Em: A Wet T-Shirt/Bra At Waterpark Lands This Woman In Jail

    As you thought from the headline, this comes from Florida and is a story that has been brewing for a couple months. Florida…

  • Cuff ‘Em: This Pastor Has Had Enough Of These Motherf@cking Demon Football Mascots, Goes To Jail In Protest!

    Cuff ‘Em: This Pastor Has Had Enough Of These Motherf@cking Demon Football Mascots, Goes To Jail In Protest!

    Pastor Donald Crosby has about had enough of Warner Robbins (Ga.) High School and its bullshit. He’s done with the school and it’s…

  • Is This The Face Of A Dude Who Was Banging An Armless Mannequin In A Park?

    Is This The Face Of A Dude Who Was Banging An Armless Mannequin In A Park?

    According to the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Drunken Colts DT John Gill Soils Pants, Found In Ditch, Has Public Intox Dropped

    Cuff ‘Em: Drunken Colts DT John Gill Soils Pants, Found In Ditch, Has Public Intox Dropped

    “According to a police report, Gill was found lying in a ditch and tried to stand up several times after an officer asked…