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Apr 12, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em Bath Salt Criminals: This Guy Hopped Train For 60-Mile Ride, Gets Off, Uses Bath Salts & Ends Up In Community College Classroom!

Cuff ‘Em Bath Salt Criminals: This Guy Hopped Train For 60-Mile Ride, Gets Off, Uses Bath Salts & Ends Up In Community College Classroom!

On his bath salts stupor, Furr said he wandered around the unfamiliar town looking for help and eventually made it...

Apr 11, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Does Steve Plummer Look Like He'd Superfly Snuka A Toddler Onto A Bed, Punch Boy In Ribs?

Cuff 'Em: Does Steve Plummer Look Like He'd Superfly Snuka A Toddler Onto A Bed, Punch Boy In Ribs?

The toddler’s mother, Alexis Serrano, was brought in for questioning.  Serrano told investigators that her boyfriend, Steve Plummer, would often...

Apr 8, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: This Drugged Teen Goes Crazy Train, Gets Naked, Goes Streaking, Evades Cops For An Hour & Tries To Escape Via The Ocean!

Cuff 'Em: This Drugged Teen Goes Crazy Train, Gets Naked, Goes Streaking, Evades Cops For An Hour & Tries To Escape Via The Ocean!

Jesse Williams Sauder, 18, of San Clemente was taken into custody by two park rangers and three Orange County Sheriff’s...

Apr 7, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Think Your Gambling Habit Is Out Of Control? This Crazy Chick Stole $500k + From Her In-Laws!

Cuff 'Em: Think Your Gambling Habit Is Out Of Control? This Crazy Chick Stole $500k + From Her In-Laws!

Jennifer Dennison, the report stated, spent more than $14 million at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa...

Apr 6, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Photo Of Naked Guy Running On 405 In L.A. Before Being Arrested!

Cuff 'Em: Photo Of Naked Guy Running On 405 In L.A. Before Being Arrested!

Normally we wouldn’t publish some dude’s bare ass, but today is special because some guy went crazy train yesterday in...

Apr 5, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Former NFLer & Southern U. AD Greg LaFleur Not Very Good At Picking Up Final Four Hookers

Cuff 'Em: Former NFLer & Southern U. AD Greg LaFleur Not Very Good At Picking Up Final Four Hookers

According to the police report, Greg LaFleur, 52, was arrested at 8:30 p.m. Sunday on Main Street in Houston for...

Apr 4, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Old Florida Coot, 81, Gets Smashed, Pinballs Golf Cart Off Multiple Mailboxes & Parked Car!

Cuff ‘Em: Old Florida Coot, 81, Gets Smashed, Pinballs Golf Cart Off Multiple Mailboxes & Parked Car!

An 81-year-old North Fort Myers man was arrested on several DUI charges Wednesday after deputies say he crashed his golf...

Apr 1, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: That’s The Busted Face Of A Floridian Chick Who Racked Up 19 Charges In One DUI Stop!

Cuff ‘Em: That’s The Busted Face Of A Floridian Chick Who Racked Up 19 Charges In One DUI Stop!

Rebecca Hester, 55, of 88950 Overseas Highway, faces 19 charges in all, which include DUI, DUI with property damage, hit...

Mar 31, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salt Arrest World Record! Pa. Idiot Arrested 3 Consecutive Days!

Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salt Arrest World Record! Pa. Idiot Arrested 3 Consecutive Days!

Via bath salt arrest capital of the world, Wilkes-Barre, Pa.: Police said the first incident happened at the Turkey Hill...

Mar 30, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Florida Dad So Shitfaced At Parade That He Drops Baby On Concrete, Can’t Spell Baby’s Name Or Give Date Of Birth!

Cuff ‘Em: Florida Dad So Shitfaced At Parade That He Drops Baby On Concrete, Can’t Spell Baby’s Name Or Give Date Of Birth!

A 2-month-old girl who was dropped by her father Saturday at the Chasco Fiesta parade was released from the hospital...

Mar 29, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Would This Pig Choke Out An Elderly Wal-Mart Greeter Over A Receipt?

Cuff ‘Em: Would This Pig Choke Out An Elderly Wal-Mart Greeter Over A Receipt?

49-year-old Toni Duncan and 21-year-old Ashley Jackson became upset when a desk clerk didn’t help them reload a gift card....

Mar 28, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Burger King Bikini Brawler Speaks; "I Don't Play No Games."

Cuff 'Em: Burger King Bikini Brawler Speaks; "I Don't Play No Games."

As it turns out, Kimesia Smith really didn’t have it her way. Smith, a Montgomery resident now known as the...

Mar 25, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salts Continue To Ravage West Virginia/Pennsylvania Corridor; Seth Sanders Uses Salts, Thinks His Car Is Melting & Electricity Is Chasing Him!

Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salts Continue To Ravage West Virginia/Pennsylvania Corridor; Seth Sanders Uses Salts, Thinks His Car Is Melting & Electricity Is Chasing Him!

A 31-year-old man under the influence of bath salts broke into a home in East Hanover Township and later damaged...

Mar 24, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salts Continue To Ravage West Virginia/Pennsylvania Corridor; Wesley Gets Hopped Up On Salts & Wild Irish Rose!

Cuff ‘Em: Bath Salts Continue To Ravage West Virginia/Pennsylvania Corridor; Wesley Gets Hopped Up On Salts & Wild Irish Rose!

Crosier said Wesley J. Taylor, 19, of Clendenin, allegedly went to the elder Taylor’s house with three rifles and began...

Mar 23, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Walmart-On-Walmart Worker Violence Ends With Ring Finger Bitten Off!

Cuff 'Em: Walmart-On-Walmart Worker Violence Ends With Ring Finger Bitten Off!

An East Naples woman who believed her husband was having an affair is accused of attacking another woman and biting...

Mar 22, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Photo Of Triple-Hawked Skateboarder Leads To Photog Beatdown In Austin

Cuff ‘Em: Photo Of Triple-Hawked Skateboarder Leads To Photog Beatdown In Austin

This happened last week. Cut us a break, catching all the crazy shit out there is impossible. Anyway. The man...

Mar 21, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Romanian Boob Starlet Simona Sensual (Photos) Blames Implants For Driving Without A Seatbelt!

Cuff ‘Em: Romanian Boob Starlet Simona Sensual (Photos) Blames Implants For Driving Without A Seatbelt!

This news is slowly making its way to the U.S. via Portugese news agencies. It seems like a Romanian TV...

Mar 18, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Suburban Chicago Newspaper Goes Live-Team Super Coverage On Black Dude Who Had Crack Hidden In His Ham Sandwich

Cuff ‘Em: Suburban Chicago Newspaper Goes Live-Team Super Coverage On Black Dude Who Had Crack Hidden In His Ham Sandwich

Christ, people of Macomb, Ill., its a fucking black dude with a few pieces of crack hidden in his $5...

Mar 16, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Here Is Carrie Shafer (Photos)…The KY Anatomy Teacher Arrested For Getting A Student Half Naked

Cuff ‘Em: Here Is Carrie Shafer (Photos)…The KY Anatomy Teacher Arrested For Getting A Student Half Naked

Well, well, well. What do we have here? A du Pont Manual biology teacher has resigned after being charged Friday...

Mar 15, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Here Is The Tulsa Teen Who Was Jerking It At A Sonic Drive-Thru Window

Cuff ‘Em: Here Is The Tulsa Teen Who Was Jerking It At A Sonic Drive-Thru Window

This Tulsa Sonic will never be the same after Kevin Ferrier jerked it at the drive-thru windown “I was cleaning...

Mar 14, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: That's The Stoner Face Of Dude Arrested For Robbing A Bank With Hedge Trimmers

Cuff 'Em: That's The Stoner Face Of Dude Arrested For Robbing A Bank With Hedge Trimmers

Another morning, another unique way of robbing a bank via this stoner: According to police, Officer Gary Sweeney was at...

Mar 12, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Oh, Look Three Auburn Black Guys And Token White Guy From Football Team Arrested For Burglary

Cuff ‘Em: Oh, Look Three Auburn Black Guys And Token White Guy From Football Team Arrested For Burglary

By now, if you’ve watched ESPN over the last 8 hours you know that four Auburn footballers have been arrested...

Mar 11, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Shocking! Tennessee Male Cheerleader Coach Selling Meth Out Of Cheerleading Business!!

Cuff 'Em: Shocking! Tennessee Male Cheerleader Coach Selling Meth Out Of Cheerleading Business!!

Meet Dwight Cook. Cheerleader coach. Cook was charged in connection with possession of methamphetamine, possession of methamphetamine with intent to...

Mar 10, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: The David Davis Halfro Mug Shot Is Instant Hall Of Fame Material

Cuff ‘Em: The David Davis Halfro Mug Shot Is Instant Hall Of Fame Material

There are days, we assume, when booking police can’t wait to hit ‘send’ to the local newspaper reporter. Police say...

Mar 9, 2011Features
Sue ‘Em: Florida Paramedic Takes Dude’s Foot From Crash Scene To Train Her Dog In Body Recovery!

Sue ‘Em: Florida Paramedic Takes Dude’s Foot From Crash Scene To Train Her Dog In Body Recovery!

We’re sad to see a guy lose his leg, but just think of all the hours of fun this lady’s...

Mar 8, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Oklahoma Police Looking For This Jerkoff Who Pissed On A Sonic Restaurant Window

Cuff ‘Em: Oklahoma Police Looking For This Jerkoff Who Pissed On A Sonic Restaurant Window

Doing our part to put Tulsa, Oklahoma jerkoffs behind bars: The incident occurred Wednesday, March 2 around 10:30 p.m. at...

Mar 7, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Yep, That Crazy Bitch Got Naked, Threatened Men & Threw Her Teeth Into A Canal

Cuff ‘Em: Yep, That Crazy Bitch Got Naked, Threatened Men & Threw Her Teeth Into A Canal

A 46-year-old woman was arrested Saturday after deputies say she was drunk, naked and throwing rocks at people in an...

Mar 5, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: That Is The Balding Head Of 40-Year-Old Mary Magdalene Who Was Naked In Closet With Teen Boy

Cuff ‘Em: That Is The Balding Head Of 40-Year-Old Mary Magdalene Who Was Naked In Closet With Teen Boy

Say hello to a huge favorite to win “2011 Cuff ‘Em Hair Of The Year” award. From My Fox Memphis:...

Mar 4, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Of Course That’s The Face Of A Bro Who Drank A Beer In Front Of Cop During A DUI Stop

Cuff ‘Em: Of Course That’s The Face Of A Bro Who Drank A Beer In Front Of Cop During A DUI Stop

Finally, an Elyria, Ohio DUI suspect who cut to the chase. When the officer pulled over Supers, according to the...

Mar 3, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: Service Dog Must Go To Prison After Owner Gets Time For DUI!

Cuff 'Em: Service Dog Must Go To Prison After Owner Gets Time For DUI!

You know how you tell your dog he’s lucky to lick his balls in the comfort of your home? Kathy...

Mar 2, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Here Is James Dobran The Teen Who Pissed On A Dunkin Donuts Counter Talking Shit To His Arresting Officer

Cuff ‘Em: Here Is James Dobran The Teen Who Pissed On A Dunkin Donuts Counter Talking Shit To His Arresting Officer

The Alliance, O. police department wants you to hear what kinda shit they deal with when douchebags get drunk and...

Mar 1, 2011Features
Cuff 'Em: That's The Face Of A Hockey Coach Who Stopped Team Bus At Post Office To Mail 20-Pounds Of Weed

Cuff 'Em: That's The Face Of A Hockey Coach Who Stopped Team Bus At Post Office To Mail 20-Pounds Of Weed

This is probably one of the funnier coach/arrested stories we’ve ever come across and it didn’t take place in Florida....

Feb 25, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Ever Wondered What A H.S. Robotics Team Coach Who Was Arrested For Child Porn Looks Like?

Cuff ‘Em: Ever Wondered What A H.S. Robotics Team Coach Who Was Arrested For Child Porn Looks Like?

We’ve had pretty much all types of coaches arrested for a variety of charges over the years. A quick search...

Feb 24, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Arrested For Getting BJ From Underage Girl; Lists ‘Redneck’ As His Religion

Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Arrested For Getting BJ From Underage Girl; Lists ‘Redneck’ As His Religion

First the news: The arrest report from BPD said on Saturday, Feb. 19, 2011, at about 9:30 p.m., Joshua received...

Feb 23, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: That’s A Lesbian/Butch Looking Softball Coach – Wait For It – Arrested For Molesting Female Softballer

Cuff ‘Em: That’s A Lesbian/Butch Looking Softball Coach – Wait For It – Arrested For Molesting Female Softballer

We’ve said it before and will say it again: a coach has to pass the ‘Look Test.’ Chanda Franks also...

Feb 22, 2011Features
Cuff ‘Em: Australian Teen Arrested After Releasing Video Of AFL Agent Ricky Nixon Half Naked In Her Hotel Room

Cuff ‘Em: Australian Teen Arrested After Releasing Video Of AFL Agent Ricky Nixon Half Naked In Her Hotel Room

Oh how the Australians love a sex scandal involving sports celebrities. Here is the latest buzz Down Under involving a...