It's a sad day for all of us Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart fans out there. The former WWF wrestler was sentenced yesterday on drug charges stemming from a 2010 case. From his booking info, we know that The Anvil has been pounding the burgers and fries. He's listed at 5-11, 320 lbs. You know you're getting old when half of the Hart Foundation can barely get out of his jail bunk without an oxygen mask. Who can forget how great of a promo guy Neidhart was back in the day? So sad.
Via: New Britain Police are looking for a suspect who held up the TD Bank branch at 587 Hartford Road Wednesday afternoon. Police say he implied he had weapons. They released security camera images of the suspect, who was wearing a Florida Marlins baseball cap. a dark jacket and jeans and plastic rimmed eyeglasses with tiger-stripe pattern frames. Have you seen a black dude cruising around New Britain in a Marlins cap? Let's cash in: email@example.com
Via: Daytona Beach police are looking for a man who robbed an adult sex shop at knifepoint early Friday. He also made gestures of stabbing her in the neck and stomach, although the knife didn't touch her, police said. "Give me all your money now," he told the 25-year-old clerk. "Don't make me use this." But when the clerk told him she had called police, he ran out the rear door carrying the adult movies, the store's phone and the knife. Hunch: ran out of Spring Break beer money.
MMA fighter Fernando Rodrigues has a lifetime 3-5 record. He also now owns one of the first distinctions in Cuff 'Em history. State attorneys in Florida have successfully argued that Rodrigues shouldn't be allowed bail in a road rage incident this week that left his alleged victim beaten to a pulp. The reasoning why Fernando should be jailed without bond? His hands and feet are deadly weapons. Seriously. JUMP!
You know how we know this parent Joseph Cordes takes his daughter's hockey games too seriously? How far would you go to help your daughter's team get an advantage during a high school hockey game? Would you stand in the corner of an arena and shoot a laser pointer into the eyes of the opposing goalie? Are you that crazy? Well, Cordes is. And now the cops want to have a word with Super Dad. JUMP!
Via: Marcus Vick turned himself in to the Newport News City Jail on Sunday evening and was ordered Monday to begin serving a 10-day jail term on a contempt of court charge.Vick, 27, had been ordered to turn himself in last Monday on the misdemeanor contempt charge after twice failing to appear in court to answer a 2010 charge of driving on a suspended license. But...he might serve 5 days after credits for good behavior. Purple Drank this Saturday night, bitches!
Via: Former professional basketball player Orlando V. Woodridge [sic], 52, was arrested Friday by the DeSoto Parish Sheriff’s Office after being accused of stealing aluminum water lines from a roadside. Sgt. Chato Atkins said Woolridge stole sections of lines used to transfer water to natural gas drilling sites. The material, with an estimated value of over $2,000, was sold for scrap. Let's not jump to conclusions about drugs. Might've just been behind on his car payments.
There are days when Cuff 'Em is horrible and the only story we can wrangle is something about a guy wearing a Colorado Rockies baseball hat & 'poofy' jacket jumping through a drive-thru window and robbing a coffee shop. Then there are days when BC comes across starlets like Georgia soccer player Carli Shultis. This chick was arrested last week on one of the craziest theft charges - EVER. We promise. JUMP!
Via: Former Oregon State University basketball player Daniel Deane was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, intent to deliver marijuana, and money laundering on Thursday afternoon near Burns, Oregon. His father Greg Deane played in the NBA for the Utah Jazz. Let's not get carried away. His dad played exactly 7 games for the Jazz & made exactly 2 shots!
It's no wonder we're losing our asses to the Chinese. When guys like Preston Bailey III have their drug business dreams ruined by cops it's a bad day for college students who try to get ahead by slinging some pot. What makes this story even better is that Preston was a college football player. How did he get the money to start his drug bidness? JUMP!
YES, YES, YES, YES, this happened in Gainesville, Florida. Yes, someone in Ohio will trump this idiot by Friday morning. Yes, his wheelchair got stuck in the sand after he stole a 12-pack and electrical tape. Yes, he was wearing a Florida Gators hat and Gators sweatshirt. We're still waiting for the surveillance video to be released because this story might be one of our all-time favorite Cuff 'Ems. JUMP!
Via: An assistant coach for the Creighton University women's basketball team was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of driving while intoxicated. Carrie Moore, 26, of Bellevue, was arrested after employees at a McDonald's restaurant found her passed out in her car at the drive-through, Bellevue police Officer Sean Vest said. Moore told police that she had been at the Creighton men's game late Saturday and had a few drinks afterward. Punishment: 35 suicides.
You might remember this photo of Lena Gercke that we ran last week and was published in the March issue of GQ Germany. That's Lena's futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira helping with the handbra. No biggie, right? Well, in Tunisia a newspaper ran this photo and now three employees have been arrested and nutjobs are threatening to burn down the newspaper's building. Not kidding. JUMP!
Via: A 50-year-old woman accused of dousing her dad with iced tea on Super Bowl Sunday was arrested, even though she said the chilled beverage soaking was an act of "self defense," a recently released report states. The apparent tossed tea tumult began brewing Feb. 5 as a 79-year-old man told Port St. Lucie police he argued with his daughter, Jacqueline Collins, the Port St. Lucie police report states. Florida, our love affair continues. Don't stop being weird. Kisses.
Via: Police tell NBC4 a man entered the bank and stood in line waiting for a teller. Upon approaching the counter, he handed the teller a note saying he would hurt her if she did not give him the money. No weapon was observed and the teller complied with his request and handed the man the cash from her drawer, according to police. Totally smart move wearing your OSU jacket during a bank robbery. That won't give you away or anything to the family in Gahanna.
Rarely do we come across a Circle K robbery in Phoenix where the suspect is a teen, has a ridiculous earring, has chin studs, a Three Stooges haircut and is wearing an Alabama hat. Whew. About as hardcore as they come these days. This pussy decided to go on a beer run way back in October and police are STILL looking for him, according to CBS5 in Phoenix. How this is just now crossing our desk is an embarrassment to local TV. JUMP!