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  • Cuff ‘Em: Bowling Trash Talking Isn’t Like It Used To Be When Guys Would Arm Wrestle Instead Of Stun Gunning

    Cuff ‘Em: Bowling Trash Talking Isn’t Like It Used To Be When Guys Would Arm Wrestle Instead Of Stun Gunning

    A league bowler went over the line when he used pepper spray on two opponents after zapping one of them with a stun…

  • Cuff 'Em: That Is The Face/Hair Of A Drunk Florida Homeless Guy With His Cock & Ball Exposed Who Pissed Himself While Passed Out On A Park Bench

    Cuff 'Em: That Is The Face/Hair Of A Drunk Florida Homeless Guy With His Cock & Ball Exposed Who Pissed Himself While Passed Out On A Park Bench

    Pfffew that’s one helluva headline this morning. Meet Richard Simpson, who lists a Florida homeless shelter as his residence. He got in a…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Science Teacher Jennifer Lee Riojas (Photos) Helps Injured Teen Football Player Recover With Some Hospital Sex, Fuzz Alleges

    Cuff ‘Em: Science Teacher Jennifer Lee Riojas (Photos) Helps Injured Teen Football Player Recover With Some Hospital Sex, Fuzz Alleges

    What is cooler for a high school football player than getting laid in a hospital bed by one of your science teachers? For…

  • Ticket ‘Em: Pa. Lawmaker Paul Costa Like To Toke Up Before Steelers Games, Fuzz Alleges

    Ticket ‘Em: Pa. Lawmaker Paul Costa Like To Toke Up Before Steelers Games, Fuzz Alleges

    …that’s not what officers said they saw Oct. 3 as they encountered Rep. Paul Costa, D-Allegheny, while patrolling a Heinz Field parking looking…

  • Cuff ‘Em: The Naked Oregon State Footballer Who Was Wearing A Wig & Pissing On Woman’s Computer Before Being Tased Pleads Guilty

    Cuff ‘Em: The Naked Oregon State Footballer Who Was Wearing A Wig & Pissing On Woman’s Computer Before Being Tased Pleads Guilty

    John C. Rich, Thomas’ attorney, said Thomas “… feels really bad for what happened.” Rich noted that his client already had been punished…

  • Cuff 'Em: N.C. State Student Seth Pace Takes Naked Streaking (Photo!) To Next Level, Trashes University Library!

    Cuff 'Em: N.C. State Student Seth Pace Takes Naked Streaking (Photo!) To Next Level, Trashes University Library!

    On Wednesday night, a student at N.C. State University shocked many of his peers by running through the school’s D.H. Hill Library naked,…

  • Cuff 'Em: Lori Darling David Is The Fitness Freak Who Allegedly Sent Naked Photos To Her Jogging Friend's Son

    Cuff 'Em: Lori Darling David Is The Fitness Freak Who Allegedly Sent Naked Photos To Her Jogging Friend's Son

    Somehow this one slipped through our “Fitness Freak Chicks Trying To Bone Teens” Google alert. From the fine folks at KHOU in Houston:…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Calgary Flames Center Brett Sutter Bar Brawls On One Of His Off Nights

    Cuff ‘Em: Calgary Flames Center Brett Sutter Bar Brawls On One Of His Off Nights

    Calgary Flames centre Brett Sutter was arrested early Thursday and charged with assault in Scottsdale, Arizona after a bar brawl. According to an…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Remember The Guy With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yeah, Well, It Was A Computer Mouse!

    Cuff ‘Em: Remember The Guy With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yeah, Well, It Was A Computer Mouse!

    The Smoking Gun has updated the world on the case of the guy tripping – or whatever you do – on mushrooms who…

  • Cuff 'Em: Junkyard Worker Comes Home To Find His Woman/Bengals Fan Piss Drunk, Decides To Choke Her Out

    Cuff 'Em: Junkyard Worker Comes Home To Find His Woman/Bengals Fan Piss Drunk, Decides To Choke Her Out

    There are three police reports from Monday night’s Steelers-Bengals game that you need to read. Teaser! Last up was Michael Simpson, a 27-year-old…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Is This The Face Of A Dude High On Mushrooms With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yes, It Is.

    Cuff ‘Em: Is This The Face Of A Dude High On Mushrooms With A Mouse Shoved Up His Ass? Yes, It Is.

    We continue to be amazed and amused by the human race. *Shaking head* And to think that this shit didn’t take place in…

  • Cuff ‘Em: NYC Murder Suspect Takes In One More Charlotte Bobcats Game Before Going To Jail

    Cuff ‘Em: NYC Murder Suspect Takes In One More Charlotte Bobcats Game Before Going To Jail

    Ask yourself this, “What sporting event would you want to attend before being arrested on murder charges?” For a NYC murder suspect that…

  • Cuff 'Em: “Somebody Is Going To Eat My Pussy Or I’m Going To Cut Your Fucking Throat.”

    Cuff 'Em: “Somebody Is Going To Eat My Pussy Or I’m Going To Cut Your Fucking Throat.”

    How about we end the Cuff ‘Em week on a high note? Who’s up for some stanky pussy? It seems a couple of…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Larissa Riquelme’s Brother Arrested For $200k Armed Bank Heist!

    Cuff ‘Em: Larissa Riquelme’s Brother Arrested For $200k Armed Bank Heist!

    It’s so sad that the Larissa Riquelme shitty cellphone to riches story had to take such a turn. The Spoiler, who have the…

  • Cuff 'Em: Elijah Dukes & His Penis Rack Up $40k In Child Support

    Cuff 'Em: Elijah Dukes & His Penis Rack Up $40k In Child Support

    Is that the face of a guy who lost his MLB paycheck and fell behind on his child support payments? Yep, Elijah Dukes…

  • Cuff ‘Em: Brian Wilson Inspired USF Baseballer Decides To Hit-&-Skip A Cop Car At 4:15 A.M.

    Cuff ‘Em: Brian Wilson Inspired USF Baseballer Decides To Hit-&-Skip A Cop Car At 4:15 A.M.

    Normally a hit-and-run on a cop car by a college baseball player would just pass our desks, never receiving publication because it’s not…