Via: A Tulsa Public Schools teacher has been suspended with pay after being arrested as part of a Wagoner County drug bust Tuesday morning. Jennifer Willis, 27, is an eighth grade English teacher and assistant cheerleading coach at East Central Junior High School. She was one of four arrested in Wagoner County on drug charges and one of 18 since Friday. That age is a typo, right? 27? What the f*ck is going on with cheerleading coaches?
Must say we don't get too many bank robberies where a superfan goes with a tattoo and corresponding baseball hat. But that's exactly what Red Sox fan pulled off in this robbery. Hispanic bro just doesn't care. Police can use that tattoo to identify him all they want. Gotta catch him first. Look, wearing long sleeves is the obvious play here. Maybe it's a henna. Would this idiot be that smart? Our guess is no. JUMP!
Obviously stupid ass parents in Pennsylvania don't understand that Babe Ruth league baseball is important to John Zahradnik. Do you want your son coached by a guy who'll just let umpires get away with shitty calls that cost your team a game? Or do you want a guy like John Z.? A guy who'll allegedly try to run over an umpire? You want to go to war with guys like John Z. Kicking dirt on home just ain't getting the job done, America. JUMP!
Via: Senior running back Martin Ward, sophomore DB Phillip Warren, freshman CB Corie Wilson and freshman linebacker Stefone Grace were all arrested. So far, their exact charges are still under wraps. The complaints say the incidents happened outside a 13 hundred block, 4th Avenue bar around 3 in the morning Charges include battery against a police officer, with one young man fleeing on foot then getting caught. Draft scouts taking notice.
Via: Nebraska Husker football player Alfonzo Dennard was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a Lincoln police officer early Saturday. Lincoln police said Dennard, 22, was fighting with another man outside a bar near 14th and O Streets about 2:15 a.m. When officers attempted to intervene, Dennard allegedly pushed and then punched one officer in the face. Homeboy was ranked by CBS as the 56th best player in the NFL draft. Ooops.
Via: It happened at around 11:20am at the Food Town in the 9500 block of South Kirkwood in southwest Harris County. Investigators say the suspect was wearing a Texans shirt when he walked in and handed the teller a note, claiming to have a gun. The teller handed over some cash and he fled. Perfect bank robbery costume in Houston. Blend right back in with the community. Much less attention getting than Flava Flav in an Astros hat.
Just when you think that Brett Favre's extended family has cleaned it up and gotten clean, the Gunslinger's nephew, Dylan, got back in the news today via a drug arrest. This guy was the 2009 Gatorade Player of the Year in Mississippi, ended up at Miss. St. and left the team in December before the Bulldogs played in the Music City Bowl. Next thing you know he's popped for weed possession. JUMP!
Via: It happened at the Green Bank in the 5000 block of San Felipe at around 3pm Tuesday. Authorities say the man, who was captured by surveillance video, walked in and handed a note to the teller saying he had a gun and demanded money. The teller gave him some cash and the suspect fled on foot. The suspect is described as a black male in his 30s, approximately 5 feet 7 inches, and weighing 155 pounds. Should be quick case. Black guy wearing Astros cap.
Via: Gainesville Police continued looking for a man believed responsible for the robbery of Peach State Bank just off the downtown Gainesville square early Tuesday afternoon. Gainesville Police Cpl. Joe Britte said the suspect in the incident is described as a white man with sandy blonde hair in his late 20s to early 30s. He said witnesses described the suspect as 5'11" to 6' tall with a slender build. Police say that's a Braves hat. We say it's an Alabama hat. We're right.
Close your eyes for a second. Conjure up the image of a 25-year-old white guy who still collects baseball cards. Add in some drama to this guy's life, like armed robbery at a Kmart. Yes, armed robbery of packs of baseball cards. He's from Wisconsin, so that should also be figured into this fictional character. Oh, and he still lives with his parents. Do you have an image? Does your character look anything like Joseph Marciniak? He should. JUMP!
Via: A 26-year-old University of Florida student apparently jumped to his death from a stairwell along the west stands at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium on Sunday night, police said. The student, Michael Richard Edmonds Jr., who was studying journalism, was pronounced dead at the scene, UF Police Department Major Brad Barber said. According to court records, Edmonds was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol on Saturday.
Via: A man who ran naked onto the field at an East Carolina University football game is facing new charges after being arrested at a campus parking lot. ECU police say 22-year-old John Sieglinger of Raleigh was arrested Friday and charged with injury to personal property, trespassing and obstructing an officer. Officers say they found Sieglinger in a parking lot after hearing the sound of a car window being broken. How exactly do you ban someone from a campus - for life?
Via: A Japanese man is accused of charging $27,000 to fraudulent credit cards at Ameristar Casino in St. Charles. He charged $67,000 in total to the cards in St. Louis area casinos from May 31 through April 3. Saito told the Highway Patrolman that an unknown Chinese man at Kansas City International Airport gave him two credit cards with his name on them, the report states. He said he recently was given four new credit cards. Had to get all greedy, didn't you Saito.
Via: Athens police arrested a man in connection with theft of copper from a home under construction. In a media release, police said Kenneth Dewayne Emerson was arrested Monday afternoon and charged with burglary. Officers were called to a construction site on Maree Drive Sunday after a witness saw a man taking copper from a home under construction. Now you know the identity of Jerry Glanville's doppelganger. Roll Mother*&*!in' Tide!
Via: Detectives arrested Megan Denman, 29, of Fresno on Monday on suspicion of having sex with a minor and oral copulation, Fresno Police Chief Jerry Dyer said. The investigation found Denman was having an inappropriate relationship with the student, Dyer said. Detectives have not found evidence of other victims or that any illegal activity occurred on campus or at any Fresno Unified School District property. Yes, we found a few photos. JUMP!
Via: According to investigators, the man targeted the Kroger pharmacy, located at 3417 N High St., at about 3 p.m., 10TV News reported. Investigators said that the man approached the pharmacy counter and implied that he had a weapon. The suspect then handed the employee a note demanding prescription drugs, 10TV News reported. Gotta say this is a new one. It's usually Ohio State or Yankees fan robbing the Kroger bank. Nail him: email@example.com