It's the official start of the college football season for Busted Coverage and has been since 2008 when we first started tracking the USC Song Girls weekend in Tahoe. While dorky sports bloggers are busy going to SEC media days or to Chicago to hear another Big Ten coach babble, we know the real start to the season is when another set of Song Girls gets baptized in those Tahoe waters. Once again, the Song Girls do not disappoint. JUMP!
BC Cheerleading Editor, Asher, yesterday was given the challenge to get a Florida Gators cheerleader into the Hottest SEC Cheerleader Ever competition. I said something about Gators chicks being hot but not able to figure out how to take the cap off a Coke bottle. Next thing you know he's blasting a Gchat message at me about Tarin Moses. Cute as a button and she's not dumb. Her boyfriend? The UF starting QB. JUMP!
At Busted Coverage we have a long history of following the exploits of a certain Hooters in SW Missouri that turns the summer months into its very own watery, sudsy playground. Located on the fringe of the Bible Belt, these brave women have spent the last few summers providing those of us with less-than-perfect moral compasses a chance to ogle a bunch of garden hose wielding coeds and get our 2003 Nissan Maximas clean.
What did we learn last night about the Oklahoma City Thunder? Kevin Durant can't get in foul trouble, Russell Westbrook has to drop more than 19 & the Thunder have to shoot better than 62% from the free throw line. Is it possible the Heat go 3-for-3 at home & win the NBA title? Very. That would mean OKC dancer Bailee would be done for the year, which would be a shame. BC Cheerleader Editor, Asher, just might be in love. JUMP!
BC Cheerleader Expert Investigator Asher was ordered to start compiling intel on the San Antonio Spurs dancers because we figure they'll be in the NBA Finals by Wednesday or so. He came back with a little firecracker, Mandy, who is a big fan of the Kardashians, Tony Parker and I Love Lucy. Hell yes that's a well-rounded girl right there. She also has a decent collection of Twitpics for her 97 Twitter followers. How does a Spurs dancer only have 97 followers? Mind-boggling. JUMP!
How are we getting you ready for Game 7 between the Celtics-76ers (ABC, 8 p.m.) with another NBA dancer find from Asher. He went out looking for a Celtics dancer and came back with Atlanta native Faren, who just happned to star in Cee Lo Green's "It's OK," video. Do we really care who faces the Miami Heat after this game? Not really. Let's just get this series over with already. JUMP!
Yes, there is basketball tonight in Boston (Game 5 vs. PHI | 7 p.m. TNT) as the Celtics-76ers series moves back to TD Garden. Just when you figure the Celtics are going to bury Philly, Garnett goes out and has a 3-of-12 shooting night. That said, we'll still get a Game 6 in Philly where you'll be able to scope out dancer Cassie one more time in 2012. Asher has been hunting for an NBA red head for you freaks. Here is what he found. JUMP!
Just a heads up for you guys out there, this post has nothing to do with sports. If that's a problem for you, then head elsewhere, but we figured you could use a little eye candy as you close out your Friday. At 40 years of age, it is impressive that we can still consider Carmen Electra "eye candy", but these latest pics of her rocking the baby blue bikini prove that point. JUMP!
The Orlando Magic are a complete mess heading into the playoffs so the logical move from us to ease the pain for fans is to dig into the lovely dance team and pick out a favorite. Asher went digging and came up with former Florida State cheerleader Jessica. She's part Italian/Irish/German, which seems to be the perfect combination to creating the hottest NBA dancers. JUMP!
Ahh, that time of year when we unleash Asher on NBA dancer Facebook and Twitter accounts. The guy is under strict orders to start building a database of the hottest cheerleaders who'll be shaking it during the playoffs. Drunk photos will result in a pay raise. Drunk photos with Mark Cuban will result in a $25 bonus. Drunk photos with Shaq & Darius Miles makin' it rain on said cheerleader is worth $100. No drunk photos today. Just Heat dancer Sophie who is from Singapore. JUMP!
Remember those Oklahoma State dancers/cheerleaders in bikinis on the ski slopes that tore apart the Internet a couple months ago? Yeah, well we hired the guy responsible for discovering those photos and Asher is back with more classics from OSU dancer Mia. Yes, she has some Asian blood in her. Yes, there are also beach bikini shots to peruse. Who knew the craziest cheerleaders outside of Eugene would be in Stillwater. Guns up! JUMP!
The Arena Football League is in full swing and that means we infiltrate the cheerleader locker rooms to get a look at what's shakin' it for teams such as the Jacksonville Sharks. Exhibit #1 is Randi. She has the obvious requirements of your typical AFL cheerleader: great rack, party hair, insane bikini collection and a name like 'Randi.' We're trying to figure out why the Jaguars haven't signed her to a one-year contract. Typical Jags move. Let the hot ones get away. JUMP!
What do we know about Lindsey? She's about to have her cheerleader routine analyzed by 75,000 fans at the Final Four. And on TV. And on the Internet. Saturday's 6:09 p.m. EST tip is just the biggest game in Kentucky basketball history. Sure, it's not for a national championship, but most people feel that if Kentucky gets through this game, the title is theirs. Bragging rights and a title in Lexington would pretty much be the ultimate insult to Louisville. JUMP!
You just know Louisville fans, players, cheerleaders, media, etc. are playing with house money this weekend in New Orleans. Shouldn't be here. Outplayed by Florida. About to get drilled by the hated Kentucky Wildcats. Let's just say Thursday and Friday on Bourbon Street should be a drunk-fest for those UL faithful. Back on the big stage and bringing those hot cheerleaders/dancers to town. Business trip my ass. The Redbirds are going to put on a partying show. JUMP!
Did you guys remember the Sweet 16 gets started in a couple hours? Yeah, nearly forgot, too. The night gets rolling with Wisconsin-Syracuse and Louisville-Michigan State, followed by Cincinnati-Ohio State and Florida-Marquette late. Ohio State seems to have the edge on the inside against the Bearcats, but we'll guarantee you won't see a cheerleader like Ashley on the Bucks sideline. This war goes to UC. JUMP!
We're headed to the Pacific Northwest to check in on the Portland Trail Blazers' Dancers. Specifically Amanda, a gorgeous blonde with a big smile! An outdoorsy kinda girl that loves to fish, bike and hike, Amanda also knows a thing or two about wearing tight ass dresses that show off all of her best parts. She's also persistent. It took this firecracker five attempts before she made the Trailblazers dance team. JUMP!