And the 99 Problems jerseys just keep rolling in. We asked for submissions a few weeks ago and look what was in the inbox this morning. Indy backwards hat 99 Problems d-bag. Fact: you should never rock this look in an Indianapolis sports bar unless you have a "Ain't 1" bitch rolling with you through Dave & Busters, or wherever Indy watches games. Just sayin'. In MLB news, you MUST look at the NY Post front page. MUST, DAMMIT! Let's get rolling!
The Orlando Magic are a complete mess heading into the playoffs so the logical move from us to ease the pain for fans is to dig into the lovely dance team and pick out a favorite. Asher went digging and came up with former Florida State cheerleader Jessica. She's part Italian/Irish/German, which seems to be the perfect combination to creating the hottest NBA dancers. JUMP!
So we kinda got into it last night with Auburn nation over the Charles Barkley with greasy redneck Auburn bros during rodeo weekend photo. We thought Auburn fans/students were honored to be called greasy rednecks. Maybe coming from a Yankee it was an insult. Just reporting what we see. And the guys with Barkley look like their clothes could use a wash. Anyway, Chuck also took time out of his night for picture time with this lass. JUMP!
This past weekend just happened to be Auburn rodeo weekend, the annual frat party put on by the Alpha Psi brothers. The event is known for (A.) Booze, (B.) Dirty jorts, (C.) Daisy dukes, (D.) Rednecks. Just happened that Charles Barkley was in town and at some bar where some greasy Auburn bros stopped the Round Mound of Rebound for a photo op. Typical celebrities would brush off the dirtbags and tell them to get a shower. Not Barkley. JUMP!
Ahh, that time of year when we unleash Asher on NBA dancer Facebook and Twitter accounts. The guy is under strict orders to start building a database of the hottest cheerleaders who'll be shaking it during the playoffs. Drunk photos will result in a pay raise. Drunk photos with Mark Cuban will result in a $25 bonus. Drunk photos with Shaq & Darius Miles makin' it rain on said cheerleader is worth $100. No drunk photos today. Just Heat dancer Sophie who is from Singapore. JUMP!
And you guys thought we only picked on ESPN interns. Look, you screw up a sports graphic that's running on live TV and BC is coming after you, especially when it's as easy as spelling C-E-L-T-I-C-S. Here we have Sager doing his thing with Doc Rivers during tonight's Cel-tics-Knicks game. Kinda disappointed in Sager's coat choice. Too reserved. Knicks led 43-28 at last glance. Hope the TNT intern enjoys his/her last night on the job. (HT: @jose3030)
Yeah, we're fully aware that the other Internet outlets that cover athlete pads had this one last week. However, not a single site (Business Insider, Chicago Tribune, Curbed, etc.) called out Kyle Korver for what has to be the worst game room in athlete house history. Korver is about to sell this 16-room, suburban Chicago mansion for $1.475 million. He paid $1.38. Yep, housing is coming back! Blah, blah, blah. Now, let's rip on Korver's game room. JUMP!
Herewego! You know what basketball league we watch when the NBA gets too boring with yet another night of 58 pick and roll plays? Um, the Barbados Basketball League. You might remember in 2011 when one game turned into a brawl when a player landed a running drop kick on a point guard. If that wasn't cool enough, things got nuts Saturday night when things got crazy again. Fists, feet, and even a dude swinging a chair! It's all here! JUMP!
This graphics fail could have been a career ender for the intern working a SportsCenter Saturday shift. Look down at your keyboard and realize where the 'u' and the 'i' are located. Would've been the ESPN Intern Fail To End All Fails. Anyway, if you have time, tune in for some Rockets vs. Nuggers later this evening. In MLB news, could this be the end of Giants' closer Brian Wilson as we knew him? "Structural issues" in his pitching elbow. Let's get rolling!
First of all, damn that's an ugly baby. Let's not kid ourselves here. Not all babies are little balls of cuteness. Go to a Walmart in Knoxville, Tennessee. Near the airport. Guarantee you'll see ugly babies in that joint. Just little freak shows puking and shitting on themselves. We were there for Georgia-Tennessee in the fall and couldn't believe the little bastards these people create. Mutants. Anyway, here is Pacers mom diggin' it out last night. JUMP!
Maybe you heard the news about the Cleveland Cavaliers mascot, Moondog, suffering an eye injury last night while horsing around with the Indiana Pacers David West. This was just the kind of news that jostled our brain and reminded us that the team used to have the horniest mascot in the NBA. A quick check of Moondog's Flickr page showed us that nothing has changed. The (we're 99.9% certain it's a guy) mascot is still grinding on the ladies. JUMP!
Yes, the dickhead producers at ESPN's First Take are suckering me in on this one. The Internet was buzzing yesterday over news that Skip Bayless might have embellished his high school basketball prowess. He claimed to be stud basketball player, yet averaged 1.4 ppg his senior year. Blah, blah, blah. So, guess who First Take had handy this morning to 'debate' Skip? A guard! Jalen Rose! And of course he brought up the Bayless lies. JUMP!
The Kentucky Wildcats won their 8th NCAA Basketball title a couple weeks, and I figured there was no better way to celebrate that...
Busted Coverage is putting together a personalized baseball jersey project where we track the best and worst from MLB fans. You have 160 games to snap photos of baseball jerseys. BC wants the great ones (exp: #69 jerseys) and the ones like #15 Tebow spotted today outside Camden Yards. Bonus points if a hot chick is wearing the jersey. Send in the pics & if they're worthy you'll get a post: email@example.com
As an Ohio State fan, what can I possibly say about this? How can I condone a future Ohio State legend Jared Sullinger getting into a chick's dress? How can this possibly be explained to future children who will forever see this during Ohio State-Michigan games? How many years will Michigan fan use this against 'us?' How will this be used against 'us' in recruiting wars? Why, Sullinger? Why do this to your school and 'us?' This just ruined Good Friday. JUMP!
Miami Heat star LeBron James' hair is going south, which is exactly the opposite way you want it to go when you're 27. James hairline is receding faster than a Miami fast break. Rather than employing a traditional solution, like getting some implants or just shaving his head like everyone else in the NBA, James has decided to cover his receding hairline with two headbands. If it keeps going at this rate, James will need three by next season.JUMP!
Via: Authorities say former NBA player Loren Woods was arrested on DUI charges in Tampa, Fla. Jail records show 33-year-old Woods refused a blood-alcohol test when he was arrested early Wednesday. He was later released on $2,500 bail. Slow news day and we want to address the audio of Gregg Williams offering bounties to 'kill' the 49ers back in January.
We've found the Kentucky Wildcats quilt you've always wanted and it's for sale on eBay. What better way to celebrate the Wildcats' eighth national championship than by dropping six figures on a quilt? Hell, it's a one-of-a-kind item and totally worth the asking price! Bidding starts at just $150,000 or you can buy it outright for $275,000. That's just a drop in the bucket for anyone from Kentucky. Oh, wait...JUMP!
It's all the rage this morning. A single police scanner feed has changed the way social media enjoys a championship celebration thanks to #LexingtonPoliceScanner and the UK students who made it so damn enjoyable. At one point last night, #LexingtonPoliceScanner was trending worldwide and turned dispatchers into instant celebrities and cops fighting to regain calm into heroes. Couches burning, naked men running through the streets, etc. JUMP!