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  • Black Guys Always Making Fun Of Our Short, White Cox [Morning Twitpic]

    Black Guys Always Making Fun Of Our Short, White Cox [Morning Twitpic]

    This is not a Photoshop job. It's really three basketball players from Ole Miss in perfect positioning this weekend. One thing led to another and the blogosphere lost its shit over this because 93% of us are white & are always feeling inferior to black dudes in the dong market. Here's the Ole Miss roster. As for the NFL, the GMen are getting +2.5. Our best bet is N.E. -7.5. T.J. Yates had opportunities. Tom Brady won't throw the INTs. Let's get rolling!

  • Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

    Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

    Nice mustache Skylar MacBee. Do us all a favor and shave that horrendous facial hair off for the good of college basketball. The number 2 Kentucky Wildcats traveled to The Summitt to take on the Tennessee Volunteers. John Calipari got pissed off at one of his players, hot Tennessee cheerleaders, and a weird giant cardboard face all after the JUMP!

  • This Arkansas Basketball Coach Might Have Some Meth Issues [Cuff 'Em]

    This Arkansas Basketball Coach Might Have Some Meth Issues [Cuff 'Em]

    Via News 11 (Little Rock): Officers arrested the Physical Education teacher and Assistant Girl's Basketball Coach at Maumelle High School, just after she left campus Thursday morning. "We had gotten tips from people at the school that they believed she was doing drugs on campus," said Lt. Jim Hansard with Maumelle Police. Woah, woah, woah. Don't jump to conclusions, Jimbo. What makes you think Brit is a meth head? The eyes? The caved in face? Cops, sheesh.

  • Cheerleader Of The Week: Alabama Crimson Cabaret’s Hart [PHOTOS]

    Cheerleader Of The Week: Alabama Crimson Cabaret’s Hart [PHOTOS]

    The football season might be over but that just means that our guy, Asher, in charge of the Cheerleader of the Week turns his attention to basketball. As many of you know, the bigger NCAA schools have football cheerleaders, a separate basketball cheerleading unit and then a basketball dance team. Asher, ever the sleuth, has infiltrated the Alabama Crimson Cabaret to introduce you guys to Hart. Nope, not giving you freaks her last name. JUMP!

  • J.R. Smith’s Sister & Girlfriend Beefing With Basketball Fans In China [PHOTOS]

    J.R. Smith’s Sister & Girlfriend Beefing With Basketball Fans In China [PHOTOS]

    First of all, good luck to J.R. Smith's sister when she disappears in China & ends up handcuffed to a Nike factory chair where she'll be making Jordan Concords with just her left hand for 17¢/ day. What's this all about? Smith, a six-year NBA vet, went to China to play ball this year because there is massive cash to be made. He took his sister & girlfriend along for the adventure. Then last night sh*t hit the fan. His sister threw a bottle on the court and started brawling. JUMP!

  • Last Night’s NY H.S. Girls Basketball Brawl Highlighted By Dude Working Mic [VIDEO]

    Last Night’s NY H.S. Girls Basketball Brawl Highlighted By Dude Working Mic [VIDEO]

    Look, we're not publishing this blog post to show you the high school girls' basketball fight last night in Kingston, New York. Some black chicks decide to start brawling while the white girls on the teams try to find a rock to hide behind. A few black parents come out of the stands and it's on. Fists start flying and aggressions flow over. But it's the P.A. announcer who steals the show in our minds. This white guy, obviously not used to calling street brawls, gets all white. JUMP!

  • These Drunks Drinkin’ On Mavs’ Bench Tonight With Delonte West [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

    These Drunks Drinkin’ On Mavs’ Bench Tonight With Delonte West [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

    It's nearly impossible to tell when all 65 Fox affiliates are showing live basketball anymore because they don't put 'live' in the upper right corner so we thought this was some replay of Mavs-Pistons. It's actually 'live' tonight and we just happened to be 65 channels beyond where our normal surfing ends. Not even five minutes after turning it to the game, we came across these bros with the best NBA seats they'll ever get - between Vince Carter and Delonte West. Anyone got a blunt? JUMP!

  • Cole Vanderbilt Is Biggest High School Basketball Badass We’ve Ever Seen [VIDEO]

    Cole Vanderbilt Is Biggest High School Basketball Badass We’ve Ever Seen [VIDEO]

    So you see #34 in white. That's Cole Vanderbilt. Looks to be a center on the Connell High School (WA) basketball team. The kid is getting destroyed across America today (front of Yahoo!) for his antics in a December 22 game against some dorkwads from Highland H.S. How crazy have things gotten today? There's a Facebook page floating around that has phone numbers for Cole and his thug teammate who took part in a couple rough foul calls. You make the call - JUMP!

  • Drunken Mark Cuban & Notre Dame Nose Tackle In Miami On New Year’s [PHOTOS]

    Drunken Mark Cuban & Notre Dame Nose Tackle In Miami On New Year’s [PHOTOS]

    While the douchebags at Around the Horn are debating whether Mark Cuban is right about the NBA being jerkoffs for not scheduling them into Washington D.C. to visit the Prez, we were investigating reports of Mark in Miami for New Year's. What we know is that Cuban was hammered (or just looked that way) at Wet Bar Miami, according to those in attendance, including a Notre Dame nose tackle. Frosted Flakes shirt on New Year's for a 53-year-old-man? Ok. JUMP!

  • Newspaper: Baron Davis Out With Herniated Dick [PHOTO]

    Newspaper: Baron Davis Out With Herniated Dick [PHOTO]

    It's the typo that is causing lots of LOLs around the basketball and newspaper world as the Charlotte Observer seemed to have some deadline issues with this morning's sports page. Of course newspaper/media insider Jim Romenesko went searching for answers. A sports editor tried to explain how a copy editor went to correct the disc spelling to disk and instead ended up with dick. Ahh, old media, so embarrassed by a random 'dick' in the newspaper (via @RosinskiBill)

  • Olivia Wilde Is A Kansas Basketball Fan [PHOTOS]

    Olivia Wilde Is A Kansas Basketball Fan [PHOTOS]

    While the Hollywood gossip blogs are concentrating on news Olivia Wilde and SNL funny guy Jason Sudeikis dating news, we're busy comprehending what this means to Kansas basketball. You see, Sudeikis is from Overland Park, Kansas. He's a diehard KU fan. And now he's responsible for taking his hot chick to see the Jayhawks destroy Howard last week, 89-34. Need proof that funny guys can still pull A-list poon? This is case study #1. JUMP!

  • LeBron Engaged To Girlfriend Savannah Brinson [PHOTOS]

    LeBron Engaged To Girlfriend Savannah Brinson [PHOTOS]

    How big was last night in the sports world? Huge if you're Savannah Brinson, longtime girlfriend & baby mamma of LeBron James' two boys, the youngest born in 2004. LeBron, during a birthday/New Year's party, asked Savannah to marry him. Of course the ring is gigantic. We're not wasting time looking up the value. Let's just say it's worth more than your house. Brinson has been with LeBron since high school, making her the most patient woman in NBA history. JUMP!

  • Mr. Cunnilingus Was At Pacers-Cavs Last Night: Name Him! [PHOTO]

    Mr. Cunnilingus Was At Pacers-Cavs Last Night: Name Him! [PHOTO]

    Thanks to the guys at The Big Lead we get to see Mr. Cunnilingus this morning saluting the ladies during overtime of the Pacers 98-91 win over the Cavs. We're guessing Indiana student, Christmas break, climbs mountains (hence the North Face coat) and had at least 5-6 cold ones during this classic tilt. Now comes your part. Name his ass. Let's find a woman who can either support or reject Mr. Cunnilingus. This shouldn't take too long: mail@bustedcoverage.com

  • Minnesota Sports Is Pathetic: Sportsperson Of Year Is WNBA Player!

    Minnesota Sports Is Pathetic: Sportsperson Of Year Is WNBA Player!

    Things are bad in Minnesota. Real bad. Their sports teams are so wretched they went and named a WNBA player their sportsperson of the year. Yeah, we know the Minnesota Lynx won the WNBA title... or at least we do now. They really had no other choice but to name Seimone Augustus their sportsperson of the year because, well, the rest of their teams blow. Here's a look at how this all went down. It ain't pretty. Check it!

  • Michael Jordan’s Plane Is In Virgin Islands Without Him [Flight Tracker]

    Michael Jordan’s Plane Is In Virgin Islands Without Him [Flight Tracker]

    Michael Jordan is engaged, this we know. Jordan popped the question to Yvette Prieto on Christmas & on Tuesday morning he didn't jump in Air 1 & didn't take off from Miami for the Virgin Islands. There's been wild speculation that the couple was celebrating their engagement on the French Riviera, which would be impossible since MJ was sitting with Cam Newton during last night's Heat-Bobcats game in Charlotte. But his insane jet is in the Virgin Islands. JUMP!

  • Michael Jordan Engaged To Yvette Prieto [PHOTOS]

    Michael Jordan Engaged To Yvette Prieto [PHOTOS]

    WCNC is Charlotte is reporting that Michael Jordan has popped the question to longtime girlfriend Yvette Prieto. The source responsible for the engagement news leak says that MJ did the deed on Christmas Day. He then watched the Bobcats season opener with Derek Jeter on Monday. Boss move, Prieto. That's how a guy puts his foot down and claims his turf. You get a ring, access to his millions and His Airness gets to talk Nike with Jetes. PHOTOS of Prieto - JUMP!