FINALLY! You guys realize the first round of the NBA Playoffs has taken like 27 days. Seriously, longer than a Kim Kardashian wedding. We'll finally end the madness with the Lakers tonight & the Clippers on Sunday thanks to the Grizzlies getting a road win last night, 90-88. In NFL news, Vince Young has found another job, this time with the Bills. As a friend told me, VY is going to hate life in Buffalo during the winter. Won't be able to go shirtless. Let's get rolling!
Would you blame Craig Sager if he was poon hunting during the NBA playoffs. Like (ex) porn star poon hunting? Not us. We're HUGE supporters of Sager chasing any poon, let alone white poon that used to perform in black dude videos. This one pretty much has it all. Porn. NBA. Intrigue. Sager. Playoffs. Big question from us: Does Craig Sager have road beef in each NBA city? JUMP!
Looks like the Oklahoma City Thunder will be looking for a new public address announcer for the second round of the NBA playoffs. Jim Miller, a high school teacher & the arena voice of Thunder basketball, was arrested last night for lewd or indecent acts with a child under 16. We have the arrest affidavit & it's not good for Jimbo. Seems that the guy has an Internet porn and masturbating problem. JUMP!
It's all good, though, Kobe has this one under control. Headed home for Game 7. Saturday night in L.A. Gotta figure Pau Gasol will shoot better than 1-of-10 from the field and that someone off the bench will step up. Oh, the poor Lakers. What seems to be the problem? Andrew Bynum & Gasol are giant pussies and Kobe knows it. In sad NFL news, 60,000 are expected to attend a public tribute to Junior Seau tonight at Jack Murphy. Let's get rolling!
This popped up on Twitter this morning. According to a salesman (@JPwithanaccent) at Karl Malone Toyota: Karl Malone's Tundra is for sale. Specially equipped for hunting and outdoors and has less than 10,000 miles. Hmm, looking at that bed, doesn't look like you can get a dead bear into that ride. Will effort the salesman to get an estimate on how many dead animals it'll hold. Figure on a response in the morning.
Asher has spent the better part of three weeks investigating the Clippers dance team. His mission? Find the chick with the craziest career goals. That led to Katrina, just another hot chick using her dance career to get into the nursing field. Or that's just what she tells her parents. Nursing seems like a giant waste of time when she could just marry right into millions and not have to waste time wiping down old dude asses. Her call, though. JUMP!
You might remember last summer when BC blasted the Indianapolis Colts for shooting a bikini calendar along the banks of the Ohio River – driftwood, tires, sludge and all. It was easily the worst locale for a bikini calendar shoot in our years of doing this gig. Then, last week while perusing the Oklahoma City Thunder dancers photo galleries, we happened upon the 2nd worst bikini calendar locale. Some river bed in the middle of BFE, Oklahoma. JUMP!
Solid effort from Green Mask Bro at last night's Clippers-Memphis game. Of course we're tired of all the suits sitting courtside with their implanted arm candy. It's about time some 'normal' guy wearing a green mask and Empire Strikes Back shirt can score courtsides. Only bad news here for Grizz fans? They're still down 3-2. As for how the NY Post handled the Knicks elimination story, the paper ran this Flame Out headline on the back cover. Let's get rolling!
Deadspin has a piece today on how OSU tell-all walk-on journo Mark Titus is rapping about how Greg Oden became an alcoholic, was offered work in the porn world and had to be dragged out of his house after the dong photos ended up on the Internet. Someone get Titus a full-time ESPN gig – stat. Anyway, Oden's life and times are well documented on BC. He's now so down-and-out that trips to NYC include stops at the meat missile cart. JUMP!
First of all, solid offensive performance by the 76ers last night against the Bulls in Game 5. 32% from the field, 70% from the line and 69 points. Evan Turner's line: 2-of-7, 4 TO & 4 points. It almost seemed like something was bothering him. Poor, poor night for Philly as a whole. The 76ers lose, the Flyers get knocked out of the NHL playoffs & the Phillies lose to the Mets, giving them last place in East. Let's get rolling!
BC reader Shawn C. sent an email this afternoon announcing that his Oklahoma City Thunder beer pong table is ready to debut on the Internet. This isn't just another beer pong table, according to Shawn. "I built an OKC Thunder Beer Pong Table with an Automatic Ball Washer, LED Lights, 5 speakers and a 10in Sub. It is all parts ridiculous, but was a pretty fun build." Did he just say automatic ball washer? JUMP!
Anything worse than being pressured into going to a stupid parade with the GF/wife/lesbian lover and sitting there without any poon to peruse? The chick clowns are always old hags who plays Bozo's wife on weekends and fire candy at your face. The National Cherry Blossom Festival this year changed parades forever, in our minds, via the inclusion of the Washington Wizards and Redskins cheerleaders. It was pretty much a huge butt-off between the ladies. JUMP!
Why do we want the Atlanta Hawks to prolong their home season as long as possible, even though they're down 3-1 against the Celtics in the NBA playoffs? Simple answer: Crystal Hopkins. She's one of the team's dancers & BC Cheerleader Stalker Asher put the pieces together on this 23-year-old who also has dreams of being a country singer. Did we mention the great rack and her dancing ability? God, please let the Celtics fold and the Hawks advance. JUMP!
After the Oklahoma City Thunder defeated the Dallas Mavericks, Russell Westbrook was asked some questions by reporter Johnathon Tjarks. Tjarks, who works for RealGM.com, asked Westbrook if he would consider James Harden a maximum contract player. Westbrook dodged the question and responded to Tjarks with a "No more questions for you bro". Video after the JUMP!
Chris Paul brought his son to the post game press conference after the Los Angeles Clippers beat the Memphis Grizzlies. Chris was discussing a specific part of the game and asked his son to imitate Blake Griffin's game face. The kid did a spot on imitation of it and the crowd loved it. Thanks kid for creating a meme for us. The LA Clippers lead the series 2-1 against the Memphis Grizzlies. JUMP!
Is this some sort of fake Lakers fan that the Nuggets placed behind the basket for last night's game? That's the only excuse for some dirtbag picking her nose while Kobe is trying to sink a free throw while the Lakers are getting drilled. As for the game, the Nugs got a victory, making the series 2-1 L.A. Just another warning this morning, Erin Andrews says her Derby hat this year will be simple. Lots of flowers. Sad to hear there will be no more giant saucers. Let's get rolling!