Amare Stoudemire, in case you were in bed, celebrated his recent engagement by breaking out the gayest Miami-inspired costume he could possibly find for tonight's game. After all, it's Miami. Larry The Cable Guy. Rick Vaughn. Tribute to Adam Yauch. That's all the comes to mind with this look. By the way, is that a Jewish star? Honorary Jew? And where do I get a jean vest these days? Levis selling those? Gap? So many questions. More screencaps - JUMP!
At first we just thought Michelle Beadle was being all witty with this tweet last night during Game 5 of Thunder-Spurs. Her dad wouldn't really be sitting courtside sucking on a cigar, would he? So one thing lead to another and Beads really confirmed to us that this is her father, Bob Beadle, sucking on a handmade. Was the cigar necessary? Probably not, but this is just how Bob Beadle rolls. Have a problem, punk? JUMP!
Why do certain single black mothers always seem to act like morons at events where being civil, quiet and reasonable is the norm, not the exception? Take this high school graduation in Florence, South Carolina. Parents were told not to cheer when their kid was announced. Just sit there on your ass and act like a reasonable human being. Not Shannon Cooper. Police had to take her cheering ass to the county jail. JUMP!
We made the normal background inspections into this Portland, Maine newscaster chick Meghan Torjussen who is getting killed this afternoon on the Internet for her report that last night's Celtics-Heat Game 4 ended in a tie. It seems Meghan isn't the normal sportscaster. She handles hard news in Maine. School board reports. However, she went to Boston U., is from New Jersey and 'LIKES' Anchorman. She's now infamous for all the wrong reasons. JUMP!
It's all over, Jimmer Fredette's virginity (if you believe his first night was on his wedding night) is history. The Kings shooting guard and his girlfriend Whitney Wonnacott got married Friday night after causing a UFO scare on Thursday night during their rehearsal dinner. Not kidding. Had half of Colorado terrified that there were UFOs in the sky. Nope, just flaming luminaries. Again, not kidding, these idiots released flames into the sky in Colorado. JUMP!
The tambourines on "I And Love And You" have never sounded so sweet as they did this weekend when everyone's favorite German 7-footer stood in with the Avetts. Should we even be surprised Dirk is an Avetts fan? Um, of course not. Biggest panty dropping tour of the summer. Chicks just ripping off clothes at the sound of a banjo. Shaking their asses to the stand-up bass. Cheerleaders finally banging band dorks playing weird instruments. Viva Avetts! Let's get rolling!
Dirk Nowitski of the Dallas Mavericks was invited on stage by the indie rock band The Avett Brothers. Dirk chose to play the tambourine to one of their songs called "Sally's Lover". We already knew that Nowitski likes to listen to David Hasselhoff before a game but we never knew he was a fan of indie rock. Nowitski was even kind enough to put on a t-shirt of the band and take some photos with it. JUMP!
The University of Connecticut is actually going to make this horrible t-shirt and actually sanctioned it. The UCONN Alumni aren't exactly happy about this t-shirt being sold at their alma mater's official website. If you purchase 50 dollars or more of these, you can get 50 percent off! What a deal. If I went to a rival school of the University of Connecticut, I would have some photoshop fun with this. Full t-shirt after the JUMP!
BC Cheerleader Expert Investigator Asher was ordered to start compiling intel on the San Antonio Spurs dancers because we figure they'll be in the NBA Finals by Wednesday or so. He came back with a little firecracker, Mandy, who is a big fan of the Kardashians, Tony Parker and I Love Lucy. Hell yes that's a well-rounded girl right there. She also has a decent collection of Twitpics for her 97 Twitter followers. How does a Spurs dancer only have 97 followers? Mind-boggling. JUMP!
The day he divorces his right hand. The day he marries the love of his life. The day he loses his virginity. It's finally here for Jimmer Fredette. The Kings shooting guard & BYU legend will marry his longtime girlfriend Whitney Wonnacott tonight at a Denver LDS temple. Yes, we bought the couple a nice present, a red spatula. The big question we have, is how long will this guy be able to perform on his wedding night? 3-4 minutes? 1:37? JUMP!
Is there a bigger dickhead move in Oklahoma like some rich bastard sitting courtside sucking on a stogie in an arena with a no smoking policy? Who do you think you are, Sam Farha? I learned years ago, if a chick wears hoop earrings she usually puts out on the first date for a guy sucking on a cigar at Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals. Oh, the Thunder won by 20. In NHL news, the Stanley Cup keeps getting disrespected. Let's get rolling!
Charles Barkley, in 2006, said that “Oklahoma is nothing but vast wasteland. No place for black people. The Oklahoma Sooners and the Hornets are the only brothers in town.” Of course the local media hasn't forgotten that quote so it's one storyline for Thursday's Game 3. The other being the 2-0 hole OKC finds itself in. Anyway, a Barkley sighting is a big deal in the city which made his jog this afternoon through downtown a big deal. JUMP!
Are you moving to Atlanta and need a place to hang your basketball memorabilia, drink beers, play pool, swim, chill with your homies and get a haircut all under one roof? NBAer Jason Terry has your forever house. According to Basketball Reference, this guy has made $87 million over his basketball career. Time to let the $1.9 million house go. Purchased for $1.76 million in 2003, Terry seems to be content pretty much breaking even on this shack. JUMP!
Marcus Jordan learned a valuable lesson today on Twitter when ordering whores – double check to make sure you are DMing said whore. This morning, Jordan hit send on a tweet to some whore who goes by @xxxrachelroxxx. The only problem was that he seemed to be telling Rachel that he had some serious cash for her. From the tweet it doesn't appear the two are related. JUMP!
Know how we know NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin is dating out of his league? His girlfriend, Jordan Fish, used to shake it 40 or so times per season for NBA fans. It's extremely rare for NASCAR guys to dabble in the cheerleader/dancer market for a simple reason: the drivers used to be way too hilljack-y. Ms. Fish should obviously be congratulated on breaking down the barrier. JUMP!
Oh, hell yes Spurs fans kicking the sh*t out of a Thunder fan is a great way for the Western Conference Finals become relevant in our eyes. That's exactly what happened last night during the 4th quarter. TNT cameras caught the action and so did some guy who was just trying to play some NBA 2K12. Fists flying. Multiple people stomping Thunder fan. A sucker punch. Classic playoffs ass kicking. JUMP!