Going into tonight's NBA Finals game, we were drooling with anticipation...and we aren't talking about the intriguing match-ups between superstars. In the past it became clear that both Bibi Jones and Jesse Jane were Thunder enthusiasts so we were hoping for some more action from them tonight. Low and behold Bibi came through with a few pics for us, and seeing as this is only game one we are all hoping this series goes seven games. JUMP!
Been in the market for a 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse owned by an aloof 7-footer with a bad attitude & tendency to disappear during basketball games? Lakers center Andrew Bynum has just the car you need. This one that's for sale on eBay and even sportin' an autographed dashboard. That's right, chicks will go absolutely nuts when you roll this to the club. Until they blast Red Bull & Vodka puke all over that autograph. JUMP!
Of course Twitter didn't let Kevin Garnett get away with being a total dick after the Celtics Game 7 loss to the Heat. You want NSFW f-bombs? Got 'em. America wasn't exactly pleased with how KG and Rondo handled themselves after they'd talked so much sh*t throughout the series about LeBron and the Heat. Look, we're not here to hate KG. That's Twitter's job. We're here to make money & when KG acts like a dick, we make money. Tweets! JUMP!
Was going to leave Melissa Satta photo galleries to our link partners and just blow off her Miami trip as one of those bikini trips we kinda ignore. However, the more we look into this Satta and AC Milan boyfriend Kevin-Prince Boateng trip, the more we get the feeling the U.S. citizen is about to go on a wild summer of bikini blasting spree. Oh, and did Satta get the rack worked on? Those things look a little inflated since the last time BC posted her pics. JUMP!
Pat Summitt is probably the most legendary coach in the history of women's college hoops and it's a shame that she was forced to retire due to dementia. Summitt was part of a foursome this weekend on the greens where she hit a hole in one. Once they got to the 17th hole, Summitt took a swing with a 7 iron on a par 3 and they had no idea where the ball went until they checked the hole. Even Steve Spurrier is impressed with your golf performance Pat. JUMP!
Imagine being just another white dude at a Dallas Jewish Community Center and you show up Wednesday night for open gym and Dallas Cowboys starting QB Tony Romo is looking to run - against your team. Hell yes, you bring your shutdown, Bruce Bowen defensive game that night. Or you taunt the guy. That was the scenario Wednesday, according to those at the JCC. JUMP!
Remember ESPN's Brian Windhorst? High school classmate of LeBron's that ESPN plucked from some newspaper to "report" on LeBron in Miami? Is this asshole not the happiest lap dog you've ever seen after last night's performance from Bron Bron? This is what you get from Windhorst on Twitter after Game 6. No mention of the stupid ass glasses that D. Wade wore? Oh, wait, he ditched the fake glasses look in Boston. Game 7 Saturday night! Let's get rolling!
When ESPN panned to Bill Belichick, the New England Patriots Head Coach, it looked like he was dozing off. He came to after a couple of seconds and was messing around with his phone not really paying attention to the game. I highly doubt Belichick is a big NBA fan. They also showed Robert Kraft (owner of the Patriots) and Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker was the only one who didn't make it on the jumbotron. Of course Boston leaves out Chris Tucker. JUMP!
Tempers were high during Game 6 of the NBA Playoffs where Ray Allen and Mario Chalmers got into a little bit of a fight. Chalmers was guarding Allen pretty tight but didn't do anything out of the ordinary. Allen retaliated by shoving Chalmers and getting in his face. Apparently the refs weren't watching and decided to give Chalmers a technical foul for doing nothing but getting abused by Ray Allen. If the Miami Heat lose tonight, they get eliminated from the playoffs. JUMP!
If LeBron is the epitome of everything fans hate about NBA morons, Kevin Durant has to be on the other end of the spectrum. It's nearly impossible to hate the guy. Hugs his mother without kissing her on the lips like LeBron. Durant plays well with others. Shoots 53% in the Spurs series. And, he doesn't wear stupid hipster glasses during press conferences. Now he's headed to an NBA Finals at 23. Here's your morning newspaper in OKC. (via @jordanrichison)
It has come down to this in Oklahoma City. A Game 6 at home to win the NBA's Western Conference Finals. A possible passing of the torch. Of course it's a young franchise with guys in their early 20s and porn stars Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane as two of the Thunder's biggest supporters. It's like a Busted Coverage NBA dream come true. Hell yes we're riding Durant, Harden, Jones & Jane straight into the NBA Finals. JUMP!
Urban Dictionary defines 'baller' as: A thug that has "made it" to the big time. Originally referred ball players that made it out of the streets to make millions as a pro ball player, but now is used to describe any thug that is living large. Enter this photo of Mark Cuban chest traying a Bud Light Platinum at Tao Vegas back in May (via @chelsealcaswell). This photo just might be the best Cuban pic we've ever run. The epitome of Internet/NBA baller. JUMP!
Nope, wasn't just dorky, suburban white guys attacking D. Wade's post-game lenseless glasses. Black America has officially seen enough of the nerdy glasses and reacted last night. Black chicks hated the look. Black dudes are dropping "gay" references. It appears that the walls are collapsing on Wade and LeBron and the lenseless glasses just might have pushed people over the top. Are we watching the end of an empire? If you listen to Twitter, then yes we are. JUMP!
Wait, wasn't the return of Chris Bosh all it would take for the Miami Heat to win Game 5 and the ECF? Bosh had 9; LeBron dropped 30; Wade had 27. So sad for the Big 3. It has all come down to a Game 6 on Thursday for ESPN's Dream Team of the 21st Century. Guess who didn't show up to the post-game presser? Yeah, Wade and LeBron. They're rattled, can't perform with games on the line and don't want to show off their hipster glasses. Let's get rolling!
This was posted at about 11 p.m. EST on the NBA on ESPN Facebook account. Guess who won 94-90? Yeah, Boston did and is one win from the Finals. Good work, ESPN.
Amare Stoudemire, in case you were in bed, celebrated his recent engagement by breaking out the gayest Miami-inspired costume he could possibly find for tonight's game. After all, it's Miami. Larry The Cable Guy. Rick Vaughn. Tribute to Adam Yauch. That's all the comes to mind with this look. By the way, is that a Jewish star? Honorary Jew? And where do I get a jean vest these days? Levis selling those? Gap? So many questions. More screencaps - JUMP!