Loyal BC reader Steve in Hoboken was up watching SportsCenter last night while the rest of New Jersey was fist pumping in Seaside. "Who's the blonde smoke," he asked. Let's see, full lips, perfect nose, insane jaw structure, great flow to the hair. She's not holding that Channel 5 mic so you can rule her out at that station. One of you bros knows that blonde. Make things happen this weekend & drop us an email with her name and modeling pics: email@example.com
Pasty white guys, already jealous of LeBron James for his superior talents, absolutely lost their minds on Twitter last night when SportsCenter made this dunk its #1 Top 10 play of the day. Is it a blatant travel? Looks borderline to us. We say play on. White guys on Twitter, however, are sick and tired of SportsCenter gobbling on LeBron's nuts. Look, whities, you need to realize what pays the bills to fly Rachel Nichols around the country. LeBron does. Suck it. JUMP!
You have three months off this summer and $105,000 to kick around on a Malibu waterfront beach house? Pat Riley has a place for you to crash and the only view off the deck is for miles and miles of the Pacific Ocean. That's right, rent Pat's poon slayer lair for only $35,000 per month (June, July & August). What do you get? It's the perfect place to invite Vanessa Hudgens or one of these other horny Hollywood types over to watch waves crash. JUMP!
It's the news ESPN needed to drum up content for the 97 hours of daily live shows across the WWL. Chris Broussard goes on the NBA pregame show last night and drops a nugget about Orlando possibly interviewing Shaq for its open GM position. Of course it's a stupid idea, but just the kind of rumor that gets fans fired up. That means it's good for our business, so we like this stupid rumor. The reaction from the black dudes wasn't good for The Big Aristotle. JUMP!
Of course we want the Heat to absolutely bury the Pacers tonight. Make a statement. It's not that we're LeBron fans. Of course his act sailed years ago. However, it's a team like Miami that's great for business. You guys hating Miami equals pageviews. Pageviews equal $. Dollars equal my ass going on vacation like twice a year. Enter Miami Heat MILF dancing on a bar after Game 5 at the Will Call sports bar. JUMP!
The other big news, besides the 76ers getting a victory in Game 6, was that Allen Iverson was in the house to provide moral support to his former team. Of course Philly columnists noted that the guy "looked like a shell of his former self." Seriously, you think? The guy hasn't played in an NBA game since 2010. Think he's a shell? Amazing! In MLB news, would the Steinbrenner boys really sell the Yankees? That's the report. Let's get rolling!
Just when you thought Oklahoma City Thunder games would never include one OKC fan yelling "Keep moving, dickhead" to another OKC fan, these folks shock the hell out of us. Here we figured OKC Nation was on the same page. All In! One Goal! Just Win, OKC! Add your own stupid playoff cliché as you see fit. However, the other night two dudes went at it in the upper deck. These people are growing on us. JUMP!
@1raymo for keeping his eyes open last night during a normal Steve Kerr-Marv Albert sideline shot. And then, out of nowhere, came this surprise breast implant. Just look at Kerr acting like a professional. Gotta figure Marv took her back to his hotel and taught her a few lessons. In NBA news, the Pacers-Heat series is OVER. Sure, there is a Game 6, but a 32-point loss in Game 5? Nigga, please? In NHL news, the Kings are in the Stanley Cup Finals. Let's get rolling!
From last night via @PaigeGreco: "Hangin out with my homeboy Tony Romo last night... Yes I know I look gross." Blah, blah, blah. Let's focus on those seven letters across Romo's rec league jersey. Isn't a bigger kiss of death to an NBA franchise still in the playoffs like this guy wearing your name. We're talking one NFL playoff victory. Don't say we didn't warn Boston fans when something goes wrong in Game 6 & 7.
So the Media Take Outs of the world are having fun today with Joakim Noah, his girlfriend Amanda and some basketballer named Nic Wise. We'll try to keep this simple for you. Wise sent a text message to 'Amanda.' Long story short, Noah saw the message and decided it was time to protect his poon territory. Wise received the following message that's quickly becoming the "Meme Of The Week." JUMP!
Can't really afford to buy some crazy million dollar pad in L.A. but want to live like Vlade Divac in the Pacific Palisades? We have a deal for you and four buddies just waiting to happen. The former Lakers great is looking to rent out his contemporary stunner for $13,000 a month. 5 beds, 5 baths. Could be the craziest summer of your life with this place that's guaranteed to get you laid like a famous NBA player. JUMP!
Are we ever surprised at this job? Like 10 to 12 times per day. Take this morning on Twitter where we expected to find OKC Thunder porn star superfans Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane ripping off clothes and showing beef curtains after their team disposed of the hated Lakers and Metta World Peace. The ladies, instead, were actually taking Game 5 very serious. Serious tweets & not a beef curtain pic between the two. Of course BC was surprised. JUMP!
Why were we watching Dancing With The Stars last night? Because the 76ers-Celtics game was a snoozer and we wanted to see Donald Driver's country dance. Simply an epic performance. Jaw-dropping. In NBA news, the torch has officially been passed in the Western Conference. Kobe's 42 wasn't enough to beat the Thunder. This means Thunder-Spurs won't start for like two weeks (May 27) while the Eastern Conference moves at a turtle pace. Let's get rolling!
What was Greg Oden up to this weekend besides trying not to blow out a knee or fracture an ankle? Oh, just getting some grub at Mongolian Grill where he ran into this pack of girls who obviously knew about the former Ohio State great and NBA flame-out. Now, a normal fan photo at Mongolian Grill would just feature Greg Oden with a blank stare on his face and a bunch of girls smiling. Today is your lucky day! Say hello to the Oden Tortilla Face. JUMP!
Yes, there is basketball tonight in Boston (Game 5 vs. PHI | 7 p.m. TNT) as the Celtics-76ers series moves back to TD Garden. Just when you figure the Celtics are going to bury Philly, Garnett goes out and has a 3-of-12 shooting night. That said, we'll still get a Game 6 in Philly where you'll be able to scope out dancer Cassie one more time in 2012. Asher has been hunting for an NBA red head for you freaks. Here is what he found. JUMP!
Are you kidding me? Picking your nose at the Champions League final? Don't your know that there are like 200 million viewers watching you on Sky Sports? Get it! Push that pinkie right up in there. DO IT! Anyway, Chelsea won in a shootout in case you care. In NBA news, the Spurs can now go on a summer vacation after sweeping the Clippers, 102-99. When does the Western Conference Finals start? June 2? Let's get rollin'!