Quantcast
 
June 1st, 2012

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Spurs’ Mandy Is A Kardashian Fan [PHOTOS]

BC Cheerleader Expert Investigator Asher was ordered to start compiling intel on the San Antonio Spurs dancers because we figure they’ll be in the NBA Finals by Wednesday or so. He came back with a little firecracker, Mandy, who is a big fan of the Kardashians, Tony Parker and I Love Lucy. Hell yes that’s a well-rounded girl right there. She also has a decent collection of Twitpics for her 97 Twitter followers. How does a Spurs dancer only have 97 followers? Mind-boggling. JUMP!

June 1st, 2012

Jimmer Fredette To Get Married, Lose His Virginity Later Tonight

The day he divorces his right hand. The day he marries the love of his life. The day he loses his virginity. It’s finally here for Jimmer Fredette. The Kings shooting guard & BYU legend will marry his longtime girlfriend Whitney Wonnacott tonight at a Denver LDS temple. Yes, we bought the couple a nice present, a red spatula. The big question we have, is how long will this guy be able to perform on his wedding night? 3-4 minutes? 1:37? JUMP!

June 1st, 2012

Oh, Look, The Thunder Had A Red Auerbach Hologram At Game 3 [Morning Twitpic]

Is there a bigger dickhead move in Oklahoma like some rich bastard sitting courtside sucking on a stogie in an arena with a no smoking policy? Who do you think you are, Sam Farha? I learned years ago, if a chick wears hoop earrings she usually puts out on the first date for a guy sucking on a cigar at Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals. Oh, the Thunder won by 20. In NHL news, the Stanley Cup keeps getting disrespected. Let’s get rolling!

May 30th, 2012

If You See Charles Barkley Running In Downtown OKC, It’s Really Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley, in 2006, said that “Oklahoma is nothing but vast wasteland. No place for black people. The Oklahoma Sooners and the Hornets are the only brothers in town.” Of course the local media hasn’t forgotten that quote so it’s one storyline for Thursday’s Game 3. The other being the 2-0 hole OKC finds itself in. Anyway, a Barkley sighting is a big deal in the city which made his jog this afternoon through downtown a big deal. JUMP!

May 30th, 2012

Jason Terry Selling His Atlanta Mansion With Giant Man Cave; $1.9 MM [PHOTOS]

Are you moving to Atlanta and need a place to hang your basketball memorabilia, drink beers, play pool, swim, chill with your homies and get a haircut all under one roof? NBAer Jason Terry has your forever house. According to Basketball Reference, this guy has made $87 million over his basketball career. Time to let the $1.9 million house go. Purchased for $1.76 million in 2003, Terry seems to be content pretty much breaking even on this shack. JUMP!

May 30th, 2012

Michael Jordan’s Son, Marcus, Buying A Porn Star On Twitter Disaster!

Marcus Jordan learned a valuable lesson today on Twitter when ordering whores – double check to make sure you are DMing said whore. This morning, Jordan hit send on a tweet to some whore who goes by @xxxrachelroxxx. The only problem was that he seemed to be telling Rachel that he had some serious cash for her. From the tweet it doesn’t appear the two are related. JUMP!

May 30th, 2012

NASCAR WAGs: Jordan Fish Is A Former Bobcats Dancer & Dating Denny Hamlin [PHOTOS]

Know how we know NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin is dating out of his league? His girlfriend, Jordan Fish, used to shake it 40 or so times per season for NBA fans. It’s extremely rare for NASCAR guys to dabble in the cheerleader/dancer market for a simple reason: the drivers used to be way too hilljack-y. Ms. Fish should obviously be congratulated on breaking down the barrier. JUMP!

May 30th, 2012

Multiple Spurs’ Fans Curb Stomping Thunder Fan During Game 2 [VIDEO]

Oh, hell yes Spurs fans kicking the sh*t out of a Thunder fan is a great way for the Western Conference Finals become relevant in our eyes. That’s exactly what happened last night during the 4th quarter. TNT cameras caught the action and so did some guy who was just trying to play some NBA 2K12. Fists flying. Multiple people stomping Thunder fan. A sucker punch. Classic playoffs ass kicking. JUMP!

May 30th, 2012

This Old Coot Wants Some Nasty & ‘Luther’ Looks All Nasty’d Out [Morning Twitpic]

By the way, when did they start serving those giant margarita yard cups at NBA games like they do in downtown Vegas? You let grandma slam a couple of those and she’s gonna ride Tony Parker like a mechanical bull. In other NBA news, the Spurs take a 2-0 lead and have like 20 straight wins. Um, they shot 55% from the field. In MLB news, Reds 3B Todd Frazier saved a guy’s life on Tuesday. Some dude nearly choked to death on a steak tip. Let’s get rolling!

May 29th, 2012

Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane Are Oklahoma City Thunder Pornstar Superfans [PHOTOS]

Something very weird is happening with this Oklahoma City Thunder team that destroyed the defending champion Dallas Mavericks and moved on to the NBA Western Conference Semifinals. Out of nowhere, this team located in out-of-the-way Oklahoma has become the darling franchise for pornstars such as Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane. Why this convergence of porn & four-year-old franchise (yes, we know they’re the old Sonics – relax)? JUMP!