There's one of two things going on with John Smoltz right now: (a.) He's getting bored with his 18,000 sq. ft. Georgia house on a golf course, or (b.) his ass is leaking cash. See, there was news in 2011 that Smoltz had some trouble with real estate in Wyoming where he went through a "strategic foreclosure." That brings us to the news that Smoltzy has put this gigantic f-you pad on the market for only $7.2mm. Dude made $135mm in his career. Something is going on here. JUMP!
Great news for baseball and it has nothing to do with where a free agent will be heading in February for pitchers/catchers. News that Grady Sizemore asked Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger to marry him was exactly what the sport needed during the offseason. The more hot chicks associated with your sport as a wife or girlfriend, the better. And now it's up to Cleveland's Sports Time Ohio to get Brittany on TV as much as possible. JUMP!
Thanks to the superb research of @Sportsfeeder1 we learn of a certain MLB Hall of Famer who played in Boston and Tampa who happened to be in Mexico last week. And was supposedly drunk. And supposedly crashed some guy's wedding. It's all right there, documented on Twitter. You drunken MLB Hall of Famers are on notice. Twitter will out your asses. You crash a Mexican wedding party? Twitter will be there. Your drunken Hall of Famer - JUMP!
So David Price, Jay Bruce, Verlander & C.J. Wilson are filming a 2012 MLB commercial today and there is a special guest. Kudos to baseball's marketing gurus for signing up Kate Upton to appear in the same commercial. Anyway, imagine the shock when Price finds out that Upton is 19 and she's in the same room with his ass. You get this tweet and a couple others where he starts asking if she has a sister. She'll be lucky to get out of that room without getting knocked up. JUMP!
Imagine being former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson for a minute. Last summer you were just jerking around in life, doing some yoga, maybe traveling and chatting with your 80-90k Twitter followers. Not a bad life, but still pretty much a dead end in the entertainment business. Then, shockingly, Alex Rodriguez decides he's in the market for a fitness chick with implants. Can you do splits in the sack on Egyptian sheets? Yes? Well, then you're now dating the Yankees slugger. JUMP!
You know you want it! So we're going to give it to you. We've got more Alex Rodriguez with his latest conquest Torrie Wilson. Guess who looks better half naked? Well... actually, of course Torrie looks better half naked, but here's the thing. The person in that relationship you think would have the larger breasts may not be the same person who has the larger breasts in reality. That's because someone has bitch tits. Go figure. Take a look for yourself.
We've got New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez out and about with girlfriend Torrie Wilson. So what, you say? Well, first of all, they have matching bikes. Awww... isn't that cute! Second of all, ARod is fully decked out in Adidas gear and, well, last we checked, he was a paid endorser of Nike gear. Maybe he just ran out of Nike stuff. Maybe he doesn't care. Maybe he just thought no one would see him. All debatable. What isn't, is this photo. Check it!
Even the homeless who were fed probably didn't even have a good time watching the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl between the UCLA Bruins and the Illinois Illini. The game was filled with absolutely no offense, terribly ran fake field goals, and apparently these three bros were the only ones who gave a shit. Thank God the UCLA cheerleaders were on the sideline looking good otherwise this game would have been a dumpster fire. The Illinois team did completely miss their coach with the Gatorade bath. JUMP!
Alex Rodriguez is dating Torrie Wilson. Let me repeat that, Alex Rodriguez is dating former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson. Didn't sink in? AROD IS DATING Torrie Wilson, a chick who used to make out with chicks on the USA Network during Raw broadcasts. Can you say the New York tabloids just hit an off-season home run? Holy Christ, this guy is the gift that keeps on giving. How are we so sure? Oh, ARod was spotted in Boise. Torrie's from Boise. JUMP!
You can't spell Washington Nationals' douchebags without Bryan (drafted in 2011 by Nats) & Bryce Harper. Of course Bryce Harper's douchebaggery is well documented. Now, thanks to a Twitpic upload last night, you now get to hate brother Bryan just as much. Bryan writes, My new ride!! What do y'all think?
#GREENonGREEN. Well, you want an honest opinion? It looks like perfect. Just don't cry on Twitter when the police dogs are nosing around in your trunk.
Let's get things off and running with Derek Jeter, Monday night, hanging with his new Louisville homeboys at some hotel in Charlotte. Still trying to decide which is more depressing: stupid 'Louisville' gang signs or both those bros wearing adjustable hats - backwards. We hear the Pro Bowl rosters are out and Tebow didn't make the roster. Of course Vonn Miller told the Denver Post, "He deserves it," Miller said. "He should be starting, if it were up to me." Let's get rolling!
Prime Time! Or, if you've seen that stupid commercial, The Prime... if you're into the whole brevity thing. Deion Sanders and his wife Pilar are getting divorced. As you might expect, this is about to turn ugly. Through her attorney, Pilar claims she didn't find out about the divorce proceedings until she read about it in the media. We're not sure how believable that is, but we've got the claims and a little background on old Neon Deion. It's gonna get ugly! Check it!
It's been one helluva year for the sports world where crazy people came out of the woodwork in droves. It was sometime around April 15 when it became apparent that streakers and nutjobs were overtaking the 2011 MLB season. Things got really weird in May when during one night in Seattle there were four streakers that jumped onto the field during a series against the Yankees. We have horse racing streakers, rugby streakers, baseball, football, Canadian football and a banana sling rugby World Cup streaker you cannot miss. Here's to 2011...we'll miss you but not all the dong. JUMP!
Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa is at it again. The White Face is making appearances in strange places -- this time, Panama, where he met the president and first lady, had people make a big deal about him and either got or gave a big painting of himself in a Texas Rangers uniform and with The Black Face. Thing is, Sosa was still sporting The White Face. Lookin' sharp Sammy! Check it!
You used to wait anxiously all year for Christmas Day when there would be a Nintendo, a Ken Griffey Jr. 1989 Upper Deck rookie card, a super-cool Alf doll or even a Cabbage Patch doll for those of you metrosexuals who were of age during that period. Now you've grown up and just want to sleep late and wake up to a woman such as those on our 2011 Sexy WAGs of Christmas Past & Present. Of course they're in a relationship, but 'tis the season to dream big and remember what the Christmas spirit is all about. We have Adriana Lima, Danielle Lloyd, Erica Ellyson, Gemma Atkinson & more celebrating the Yuletide. JUMP!
Via NBC10 Philly: The Philadelphia Police Department is on the hunt for a serial bank robber. Officers say the suspect allegedly got away with wads of cash during a robbery at the Citizens Bank located at 7327 Frankford Avenue on Monday. Investigators say the same person robbed a Wells Fargo bank on Nov. 29, a PNC bank on Dec. 7 and the Firstrust bank on Dec. 14 of this year. This is the guy they're talking about. Let's bust this bro! email@example.com