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  • The Last Time We Saw Pedro Martinez This Drunk Was On Bronson Arroyo’s Boat

    The Last Time We Saw Pedro Martinez This Drunk Was On Bronson Arroyo’s Boat

    For those of you who were stuck at home during today's ceremonies at Fenway, you missed an apparently drunken Pedro Martinez and Kevin Millar standing on the Red Sox dugout and leading an awkward toast with fans. Yes, Pedro and Cowboy Up had bottles of grape juice in their hands, but we assume they were pounding something strong earlier in the day. Nothing makes us smile quite like drunken Pedro. One of the best. JUMP!

  • 100 Sexy Red Sox Superfans To Celebrate Fenway’s 100th Birthday [100 PHOTOS]

    100 Sexy Red Sox Superfans To Celebrate Fenway’s 100th Birthday [100 PHOTOS]

    We could really care less about Fenway celebrating its 100th anniversary today with a game against the New York Yankees. First pitch today – 3:15 p.m. The place most likely would've been blown up in the late 1990s if it wasn't for the Tom Henry crew saving the team and the old yard. What we care about is the Red Sox tradition of hot chicks, who really don't know anything about baseball, becoming fans & wearing the team's colors. JUMP!

  • Youngest Streaker In MLB History Looks Like A Little Hoodrat [VIDEO]

    Youngest Streaker In MLB History Looks Like A Little Hoodrat [VIDEO]

    The big news out of today's White Sox-Orioles game this afternoon came during the 7th inning when a young kid decided he'd listen to his elders and run onto the U.S. Cellular (or whatever they're calling it) Field. Of course he was apprehended by the left fielder and child right's advocates will soon debate whether his parents should be jailed and/or banned from life at Cellular. What kind of dirtbag sends his kid onto a MLB field to possibly be tased? JUMP!

  • Houston Bank Robbed By Last Known Astros Fan In Houston [Cuff 'Em]

    Houston Bank Robbed By Last Known Astros Fan In Houston [Cuff 'Em]

    Via: It happened at the Green Bank in the 5000 block of San Felipe at around 3pm Tuesday. Authorities say the man, who was captured by surveillance video, walked in and handed a note to the teller saying he had a gun and demanded money. The teller gave him some cash and the suspect fled on foot. The suspect is described as a black male in his 30s, approximately 5 feet 7 inches, and weighing 155 pounds. Should be quick case. Black guy wearing Astros cap.

  • #RangersRack Contestant Sara Buys New Rangers Shirt [PHOTO]

    #RangersRack Contestant Sara Buys New Rangers Shirt [PHOTO]

    Is there anything more embarrassing for a #RangersRack participant than wearing a C.J. Wilson shirt in her rack photos? Ask Sara (@RangersGirl36) who appeared on BC earlier this week in her Wilson shirt and was promptly ridiculed by fellow Rangers fans who have turned the page on the lefty. So embarrassed, Sara went out today and picked up a new shirt she wanted to show you guys. Approve or disapprove? Full photo - JUMP!

  • Does Albert Pujols’ Chinstrap Bobblehead Look Anything Like Pujols? [PHOTOS]

    Does Albert Pujols’ Chinstrap Bobblehead Look Anything Like Pujols? [PHOTOS]

    When fans show up to an Anaheim Angels game in mid-April for Albert Pujols Bobblehead Night they expect to take home a piece that'll become part of their memorabilia collection. These people take their Chinese-made, $25 eBay auction value item seriously because the game isn't nearly as important as the 'free stuff' they get upon entry. So imagine Angels fan's anger when he/she saw how bad Albert's beard looks on the bobblehead. Controversy! JUMP!

  • Fox Sports San Diego Infatuated With Jamie Moyer’s Ageless Wife Karen [Morning Twitpic]

    Fox Sports San Diego Infatuated With Jamie Moyer’s Ageless Wife Karen [Morning Twitpic]

    So 49-year-old Jaime Moyer got that elusive victory making him the oldest pitcher in MLB history to win a game, beating the Padres, 5-3. He regularly hit 79 with the fastball and 70-72 with the changeup. Yes, batting practice pitches. How long has Moyer been around Major League Baseball? His first salary in 1986 with the Chicago Cubs was $60,000. And Moyer "made his major-league debut when Ferris Bueller was in theaters," according to the Denver Post. Let's get rolling!

  • Hottest Sideline Reporter Sisters In Baseball History: Katherine & Kristina Akra! [PHOTOS]

    Hottest Sideline Reporter Sisters In Baseball History: Katherine & Kristina Akra! [PHOTOS]

    It was early 2011 when a sideline reporter named Kristina Akra first burst onto the Internet scene thanks to her work in the SEC and with the New England Patriots. Certain sites posted bikini photos and claimed Kristina had a background with the Miami Heat as a dancer. That wasn't true at all. The bikini and dancer background actually belonged to her sister, Katherine Akra. Now the two are both working in baseball. Yes, this is HUGE news to us. JUMP!

  • Bro Faces 40 Years In Jail For Baseball Card Armed Robbery At Kmart! [Cuff 'Em]

    Bro Faces 40 Years In Jail For Baseball Card Armed Robbery At Kmart! [Cuff 'Em]

    Close your eyes for a second. Conjure up the image of a 25-year-old white guy who still collects baseball cards. Add in some drama to this guy's life, like armed robbery at a Kmart. Yes, armed robbery of packs of baseball cards. He's from Wisconsin, so that should also be figured into this fictional character. Oh, and he still lives with his parents. Do you have an image? Does your character look anything like Joseph Marciniak? He should. JUMP!

  • Tigers Fan Bill Goldberg Holding Court In K.C.’s Expensive Seats [Morning Twitpic]

    Tigers Fan Bill Goldberg Holding Court In K.C.’s Expensive Seats [Morning Twitpic]

    One thing we noticed last night about the fans behind home plate at K.C. games is that they are (1.) Overly obsese, (2.) White, (3.) 55+, (4.) Don't appear to be very wealthy, (5.) Share their seats with Tigers fan Bill Goldberg. Of course the Royals lost (3-2) - again - as Verlander threw a complete game. C'mon, white people of Kansas City. Find a new hobby. In other news, we hope doctors can save the Pakistani baby born with SIX LEGS! YES, 6 LEGS! Let's get rolling!

  • @RangersGirl36 Sent Us The Designated Kisser #RangersRack [PHOTOS]

    @RangersGirl36 Sent Us The Designated Kisser #RangersRack [PHOTOS]

    Sara sent us an email this afternoon re: #RangersRack. "Scuuba_Steve on Twitter said that you boys were on a mission! I know it's not TV coverage, but he recommended I send this to you anyway!" You know how we know this #RangersRack series is going to be huge? It's only April & some guy named Scuuba_Steve is sending ladies our way. That's power, folks. Relax, fellas, it's a Victoria's Secret Rangers shirt. BC approved for #RangersRack - JUMP!

  • Wonder If The Sedin Sisters Have Seen 2 Girls, One Cup? [Morning Twitpic]

    Wonder If The Sedin Sisters Have Seen 2 Girls, One Cup? [Morning Twitpic]

    Don't worry, there will be no Stanley Cup runners-up rioting this summer in Vancouver thanks to the L.A. Kings 3-0 series lead on the Canucks. That's right, #8 seed vs. #1 seed. 3-0 with two of the next three in California. Yes, you can buy your own Sedin Sisters t-shirt for only $17.99. In baseball news, the Dodgers this weekend turned one of the craziest triple plays in baseball history. The lesson here, kids, is to confuse the umpires into believing this is a triple play. Let's get rolling!

  • The Awkward Miami Marlin’s Homerun Structure Finally Got Used [VIDEO]

    The Awkward Miami Marlin’s Homerun Structure Finally Got Used [VIDEO]

    The Miami Marlins finally hit a homerun in their new stadium so you know what that means. This awkward structure of random Miami things got animated and water shot out of it. Omar Infante was the lucky Miami Marlin to nail the homerun in their new stadium. More Marlins memorabilia has been sold since the stadium opened than in the last 3 years combined. The video after the JUMP!

  • Thank God An ESPN Intern Left In The U In Nuggers [Morning Twitpic]

    Thank God An ESPN Intern Left In The U In Nuggers [Morning Twitpic]

    This graphics fail could have been a career ender for the intern working a SportsCenter Saturday shift. Look down at your keyboard and realize where the 'u' and the 'i' are located. Would've been the ESPN Intern Fail To End All Fails. Anyway, if you have time, tune in for some Rockets vs. Nuggers later this evening. In MLB news, could this be the end of Giants' closer Brian Wilson as we knew him? "Structural issues" in his pitching elbow. Let's get rolling!

  • Paul O’Neill’s Hair To Be Used In Next Dustin Diamond Sex Tape [Morning Twitpic]

    Paul O’Neill’s Hair To Be Used In Next Dustin Diamond Sex Tape [Morning Twitpic]

    There are a couple of things we focus on while watching the opening of a Yankees broadcast on the YES Network. First, who the hell is doing the color commentary that day. Oh great, another Ken Singleton afternoon. Wake me when the guy hits 1.5 on the decibel meter. The other is, "Holy shit, O'Neill and that bird nest is back." It's full-on Dustin Diamond this year. Love it. In the NBA, if you're Phoenix do you really want to make the playoffs? F-that. Let's get rolling!

  • Yes, Humans Are Really Eating The 8-Pound, $59 StrasBurger [PHOTOS]

    Yes, Humans Are Really Eating The 8-Pound, $59 StrasBurger [PHOTOS]

    Of course we Americans are big, fat pigs who'll consume giant food items because we're fascinated with challenges especially at baseball games. And here you thought Washington Nationals fans wouldn't order & eat the 8-pound, $56 StrasBurger. Blasphemy! Not only are they ordering it, they're documenting their exploits as if this is something to be proud of. You fat idiots deserve to die on the way home from blockage. Is that burger organic? Maybe we're in. JUMP!

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