There are a couple of things we focus on while watching the opening of a Yankees broadcast on the YES Network. First, who the hell is doing the color commentary that day. Oh great, another Ken Singleton afternoon. Wake me when the guy hits 1.5 on the decibel meter. The other is, "Holy shit, O'Neill and that bird nest is back." It's full-on Dustin Diamond this year. Love it. In the NBA, if you're Phoenix do you really want to make the playoffs? F-that. Let's get rolling!
Of course we Americans are big, fat pigs who'll consume giant food items because we're fascinated with challenges especially at baseball games. And here you thought Washington Nationals fans wouldn't order & eat the 8-pound, $56 StrasBurger. Blasphemy! Not only are they ordering it, they're documenting their exploits as if this is something to be proud of. You fat idiots deserve to die on the way home from blockage. Is that burger organic? Maybe we're in. JUMP!
The big news out of Southern Miss and Metairie, La. this week came from the school's baseball game against LSU where the ol' gunslinger showed up and decided to hang out in the dugout. LSU needed to get in a mid-week game so they invited Southern Miss to New Orleans to play at Zephyr Field. Good reason for a Brett Favre roadie. What else is he up to? Is it deer season? How did Brett got to the game? Guess. JUMP!
Well, that got old real quick. What was for a brief moment the cool thing to do with a pair of customized jerseys is now apparently what everyone is doing. The 99 problems and ain't 1 his and her customized jerseys were first spotted in Orlando, but they were seen this week at a Washington Nationals game. Soon, they'll be in a ballpark, arena or stadium near you. Can you wait? We certainly can't! JUMP!
You guys act like out of 80 some Rangers games you're going to get an insane #RangersRack on a daily basis. Isn't going to happen, assholes. There are days when we have to go with TatRack. She's not pregnant, just a professional beer slammer. Just look at that one button begging to be unleashed. Thing just blasts off and takes out Jim Knox's eyeball. Time for some of you to step up for this #RangersRack project. Mail 'em in: email@example.com
You know how we know the Cubs are off to a rough, 1-5 start this season? Chuck is able to spring for front row tickets. It's that simple. Chuck runs the Windy City now. The days of assholes in suits hitting a 2:15 first pitch at Wrigley seem to be over. In other MLB news, Boston is 1-5 and there are rumblings of this team being a giant disaster. The scribes are asking players how they'll be received when the Sox open at Fenway on Friday. With jeers, of course. Let's get rolling!
This #RangersRack project could be one of the greatest ideas in Busted Coverage history besides sending Kevin The Intern to the AVN porn convention for his Purdue graduation gift. Should have seen that guy's face. Priceless. Anyway, our old friend @Model_Barefoot is a Rangers fan and wanted to show off some mirror pics she snapped off this evening. Name another site doing sh*t like this in April. 162 games & we're busting out these pics 5 games in. JUMP!
Baltimore Orioles infielder Robert Andino isn't a happy guy. Apparently, playing for one of the league's worst franchises is taking its toll on the guy. Just look at the "Through the years" photo here. Andino used to be a happy, healthy go-getter. Now he's just another used up, beaten down unhappy member of a terrible baseball team. Take a look at the progression. It's quite startling.
Each time new photos of Larisa Fraser drop into our lap all we can think of is whether she's cool with SportsCenter/Baseball Tonight marathons after crazy master bedroom wall sex. Could be the best girlfriend EVER if she's down with what makes us happy. We'll be here waiting when she finally breaks it off with Jew Hardo Ryan Braun which probably isn't happening because he makes all that money & has crown molding in his master bedroom. JUMP!
With the wind chill it's somewhere around 44 in Chicago today. Definitely not shirtless, grab some rays, pound a few Buds and start throwing around $1 bills on some broad in the bleachers weather. But that's exactly what we found Brewers fan up to this afternoon (guessing hammered beyond a normal hammering) when logical bros were in hoodies. $50 says these two finished off the afternoon with some alley wall sex off Waveland. Send screencaps: firstname.lastname@example.org
Ok, so we're now addicted to all things Blue Jays & Rangers fans. Two craziest fan bases in baseball right now. It's sad, too, because Cubs fan used to be great on the Internet. Now they can't even fill the bleachers. Just look at this kid pulling his frosty draft out of the hunting jacket. Yes, we are fully aware & have taken advantage of the 19+ drinking age in Canada. Still. In the NBA, you think the Celtics can shoot 60% in the playoffs? Let's get rolling!
Our fascination with Texas Rangers fans became a 'thing' tonight here at BC HQ. A Fox cameraman was acting as if he was interested in what this kid was playing with on the Rangers dugout, but we know his real intention was to show off this Rangers mom rack. Some of the best racks in Major League baseball and the perfect weather throughout the year to show off those masterpieces. We need your help. See a #RangersRack? Send pics: email@example.com
Urban Dictionary says that 'YOLO' is translated to "You Only Live Once." So why not run out on the Skydome field during tonight's Blue Jays-Red Sox game in your Speedo? Seems like the logical move because you really don't care whether they kick you out of the ballpark for life. Doesn't matter, bro. You only live once. Video as it becomes available. We'll do our best. (HT: @JeehadMm)
Yes, Boston, we know you have a new sideline reporter. Thanks for telling us on Twitter, via email, etc. Of course we were aware of Jenny Dell when she got Heidi Watney's old Red Sox sideline reporting gig. Sure, Jenny has a great collection of photos from her pre-NESN days. But Jenny isn't the only rookie who made her MLB debut last week. Our old friend Britt McHenry did the same for Fox Sports San Diego as the voice of Padres' sidelines. JUMP!
Someone tell us when the Texas Rangers turned their baseball games into giant frat parties where people are in costumes, drunk, eating 2-foot, $26 hot dogs and partying like they're at an NFL game. Last night was Yu Darvish night and there were fans wearing Japanese flag capes, fans with a "Love Yu Long Time," sign and then there was Fake Bubba Watson sitting in the expensive seats. Best ballpark experience? This is like SEC football. JUMP!
So Ozzie Guillen is in the middle of a press conference to extinguish the flames from his rather complimentary statements towards Fidel Castro. Ozzie, being the moron he is, was quoted as saying he "loves Fidel Castro." Yep, that didn't go over very well in Miami where people who left Cuba on boats call home. Ozzie is now suspended 5 games and Cuban-Americans are furious. There are protests and Twitter is buzzing with loads of f-bombs. JUMP!