It's that time to play a game of 'Guess That MLB Sack,' a challenge to all of you who jersey chasers who think you know your sacks. This sack belongs to a guy whose recent relationship news caused some Internet buzz. That's the girlfriend on the left. They love dogs. He's a third baseman and was one of baseball's golden boys before they turned their attention towards Justin Verlander and Kate Upton. Need more hints? You suck. JUMP!
Nope, hadn't heard of Coast Carolina's DH Alex Buccilli until last night when his batting stance became all the rage during an ESPN3 broadcast. We all remember great batting stances that helped create Batting Stance Guy and a YouTube revolution. Forget all those stances. You haven't seen a batting stance as crazy as what Alex has for you this morning. Yes, that's an open stance. It's all about rhythm, says the ESPN crew. JUMP!
It's going to be one of those days around here. We're pissed off at MLB and have decided to push the envelope. The MLB goons don't want you watching :40 videos of off-the-field action so we'll go a different route and show you what @RangersGirl36 sent us last night. Yet another #RangersRack submission. That's right, MLB, we're promoting your asses via boobs. You know what gets more buzz than that stupid show with Kevin Millar? Boobs. JUMP!
Since we now know the MLB video goons are reading Busted Coverage on a daily basis, it would be the perfect time to tell you assholes how nice you are for blocking yesterday's Jim Knox video. You do realize that Jim Knox is like your Jerry Seinfeld, right? You do realize Jim Knox doing crazy shit in the stands causes people to watch games. Keeps them hooked through the 8th inning for his Fan of the Game promotion. Right? JUMP!
Must say we don't get too many bank robberies where a superfan goes with a tattoo and corresponding baseball hat. But that's exactly what Red Sox fan pulled off in this robbery. Hispanic bro just doesn't care. Police can use that tattoo to identify him all they want. Gotta catch him first. Look, wearing long sleeves is the obvious play here. Maybe it's a henna. Would this idiot be that smart? Our guess is no. JUMP!
Donovan McNabb played in only six games for the Minnesota Vikings but gets invited to all the cool parties this offseason. Here he is with Purple Jesus back in March in the Bahamas for a Vikings teammate's wedding. Crushed that? -350 on the crush line. In MLB news, 80 fans tried to throw harder than Jamie Moyer to get free tickets to a Fort Myers Miracle game. All they had to do was throw a 78 mph pitch. BOOM, free tickets. Nope, nobody could. Let's get rolling!
Big news out of Boston this afternoon concerning what is possibly bothering Kevin Youkilis this season. The guy is off to a smoking hot 8-for-46 start (.174) with only two doubles. Bobby Valentine called out the guy and the next thing you know all hell is breaking loose. Now comes news that Youk and Tom Brady's sister, Julie, got married in a very small wedding last week. Why get married during the season? Julie Brady is pregnant! JUMP!
There's a building buzz on the Internet this morning over the Royals fan sitting behind home plate during last night's game against Toronto. We checked the DVR and Novel Guy didn't bust out the book until the 8th and 9th innings when the Royals were trying to notch their fourth win of the season. It was 4-1 and most people were on pins and needles. Not Novel Guy. He got caught up on this reading and soldiered through until the final out. JUMP!
Obviously stupid ass parents in Pennsylvania don't understand that Babe Ruth league baseball is important to John Zahradnik. Do you want your son coached by a guy who'll just let umpires get away with shitty calls that cost your team a game? Or do you want a guy like John Z.? A guy who'll allegedly try to run over an umpire? You want to go to war with guys like John Z. Kicking dirt on home just ain't getting the job done, America. JUMP!
What the f*ck is going on with the sports world? Are we running out of filler for the 24-hour news cycle? Dropping espionage and _____-gate makes us feel like a Walter Cronkite hologram will show up after a commercial & kick Neil Everett's ass. Jesus! Can't we get a fake Steve Phillips press conference about Albert Pujols being homerless? In NHL news, the Rangers force a Game 7 while Gary Bettman battles the shits over the Blackhawks being eliminated. Let's get rolling!
Fathers, look at yourself in the mirror and figure out why your kids are tools to the point where they'll clone up like Brian Wilson and Tim Lincecum for a game in New York against the Mets (2-1 as I type). The little kid going with the Lincecum hair is cool because the former Cy Young is on the mound. And he's a kid. Doesn't know any better. It's cute. As for Brian Wilson beard, time to pack away the fake fur for at least 18 months. Stop being stupid, dorkwad.
Still holding Nick Johnson in your A.L. fantasy league? We have bad news for you fantasy dorks. According to ESPN's MLB projectors, the Orioles DH, who is off to a hot 0-for-23 start, will go an entire year without getting a hit. Of course it's crazy, but then again Johnson is well into April without slapping one through the infield. Who has the worst batting average in MLB history (minimum of one hit)? A pitcher. JUMP!
Does your beer league need a new dugout that looks like a shipping container with benches and a bat rack? Are you nostalgic towards baseball at Seattle's Kingdome? Specifically towards the opposing teams? We have a deal for you today. You can get on eBay right now and spend $7,500 for the entire visitor's dugout from the Kingdome. Seriously, all of it. Yep, you even get those mall benches. You're officially on your way towards building a MLB franchise. JUMP!
Poor Shannon Hogan. She was trying to get through another cold April afternoon while working the stands at another Tigers baseball game and then this happens. The Missouri grad does her best to give people perspective from the stands. But, drunken Rangers fan has to invade her space and treat this sideline reporter like her name is Jim Knox. Rock on, Rangers fan. Give us some tongue. NOW. MORE! TONGUE! JUMP!
So the NHL has to be freaking out over what's happening in the playoffs, right? The Sedin Sisters are out. Sids & Malks are history. The Rangers are on the brink with a 3-2 hole. Boston heads to a Game 7. Detroit is gone. Chicago trails 3-2. At this point, for the sake of business, we need the Flyers to win the Cup. In MLB news, at what point do the Red Sox fire Bobby V.? The team is 4-10 and only a rainout can stop the5-game losing streak. Let's get rolling!
We are all familiar with the insane and most of the time indecipherable Twitter feed of @JoseCanseco. Things got even more weird when Canseco took to Twitter to try and find some girls to date. The responses to Canseco's tweet are absolutely hilarious. It's mostly girls responding with "BLOCKED" or "You're Crazy". I highly suggest you follow this feed for the humor and the education of what steroids can do to a person. JUMP!