Tonight's 7th inning at Busch Stadium was quite the party for Naked Streaker Guy who, as you can see, went on an epic NSFW run around a usually docile ballpark when it comes to bare ass. According to @tweetldee, streaker dude made it all the way around the outfield before these huge bros jumped on his bare ass. Look, if you're going streaking, why not blast the balls right in Skip Schumaker's face? More pics - JUMP!
Long story short, some (we'll guess a dude) seller on eBay has listed a scuffed up baseball that might just be a Jesus scuffed baseball. The seller, who has a lousy 83% approval rating, reports: "This is a normal baseball that I believe has the face of Jesus on it. My friend was playing baseball with it and one of the scuffs just happened to make this face. We just thought this was a pretty cool and rare occurrence." Wait, a baseball just gets a Jesus scuff? Do you take cash? JUMP!
Here we go again with a Yankee-Red Sox rivalry arrest story. Of course there have been Yankees-Red Sox beatings that've made headlines over the years. There have been Yankees fans robbing banks. Same from the Red Sox side. But have you ever heard of a Red Sox fan pulling off an armed robbery and the Massachusetts cops arresting a Yankees fan instead? Yeah, it happened this week. JUMP!
The other big news, besides the 76ers getting a victory in Game 6, was that Allen Iverson was in the house to provide moral support to his former team. Of course Philly columnists noted that the guy "looked like a shell of his former self." Seriously, you think? The guy hasn't played in an NBA game since 2010. Think he's a shell? Amazing! In MLB news, would the Steinbrenner boys really sell the Yankees? That's the report. Let's get rolling!
Poor Manny Ramirez. There was the whole steroids suspension, the trouble with his wife & the cops and now comes the gray hair. The guy turns 40 on May 30 and it shows via these photos with Kevin Millar that were shown today on MLB Network's Intentional Talk. Something crazy is going on with that hair because September 13, 2011, when he was arrested, his mugshot looks quite different. 0-to-60 with the gray in 8 months? JUMP!
Game over. Say hello to the best Pete Rose sliding head first into third tattoo we've ever seen. Just happened to be researching a Rose piece and came across this gem that was uploaded to Twitter a couple weeks ago. Of course the ink deserves special attention because we can't find another leg with a Pete Rose belly flop. Still efforting photographer @Beahrs_5 to figure out what guy should be congratulate for this piece of history. JUMP!
As if nobody was going to record Jose Canseco's at-bats during his first home game in Worcester, Mass. for the Tornadoes. Guess what was posted on YouTube this week? A Canseco AB from said home game. The guy has four hits in 20 ABs and a lousy RBI. He's also tied for the team-high in strikeouts (7). Of course the asshole hasn't gotten around to addressing his .200 average on Twitter. Check out this bat speed. JUMP!
Greg Maddux's first MLB salary: $82,500. Last salary:$10mm. Career earnings: just shy of $154mm. However, the guy could literally drive down to the Bellagio and not a soul would realize that was a hall of famer playing at the $25 BJ table. Unassuming bazillionaire. Anyway, Maddux is unloading his Vegas dump with a couple cool pools. Don't say we didn't warn you about this Imperial Palace-like hell hole. JUMP!
Via: A north side PNC Bank branch was robbed late Tuesday morning. The robber entered the bank, 3940 N. Harlem, and demanded money from a teller. He implied he had a weapon but did not display one, and no injuries were reported, police said. Just when we think Phillies Nation is on the right track some bro in Chicago has to ruin the fan reputation. Kinda a ballsy move wearing the Phillies gear in a Chi-town robbery. One of you knows him.
First of all, we now know that it's highly likely that Cleveland Indians' reliever Joe Smith is dating Fox 8 sports reporter & former Miss Teen USA Allie LaForce. How do we know? Because Smith, Ms. LaForce and her family was in a feud at notorious Lake Erie Put-In-Bay island bar, Roundhouse. Smith failed to show bar security his I.D. and was denied entry to the legendary boozery. JUMP!
The story that "blew up" the Internet yesterday had to be the Chuck Knoblauch hitting on NYC G train chicks tale. It was posted on Tumblr by a Brooklyn librarian who claimed a guy named "Chuck" tried to pick up her and a friend with tales of Fenway, baseball and his chef pants. Of course Knobs got on Twitter last night to defend himself. JUMP!
Another night in May, another foul ball off some guy's forehead who bought epic seats to a Mariners game and even brought his glove for last night's tilt against the Rangers. There he was, in perfect position, for a grounder down the first base line that would be the perfect opportunity to add to his douchey baseball collection. Maybe even get this one signed by Justin Smoak. HERE IT COMES! IN THE GLOVE! PERFECT POSITION! JUMP!
Via: According to a police report, Chapman, 24, was caught driving 93 mph on I-71 at the 99.8 mile marker around 12:35 a.m. Monday. The speed limit is 65 mph. Chapman was driving a black 1999 Mercedes S63. During the traffic stop, police found that Chapman had a suspended license through the state of Kentucky. Let's all realize that Grove City is a Columbus suburb. The Reds played in New York on Sunday. Road beef run to Columbus? Odd.
This morning we ran a post where three guys where stomping a defenseless dude in his boxer shorts in the middle of a San Diego street after last Thursday's Dodgers game. It's one of the most brutal street fights we've ever seen. And it's in HD! We asked for help, and a Twitter follower points out that the one guy is wearing a Mike Cameron #25 shirt. There you have it, Padres fan has officially trumped Phillies fan. JUMP!
Our friends at Buzzfeed Sports tipped us off to a very strange incident reported today on Tumblr revolving around former Twins & Yankees second baseman Chuck Knoblauch and a couple of chicks. It seems Knobs was on the G train in NYC and decided he wanted to use his baseball past to work over a couple young lasses. Only problem for Knobs is that he didn't get the chicks & one started posting the encounter. JUMP!
Pat the Bat, as we mentioned Saturday morning, went on a Philly bender this weekend in honor of Pat Burrell Retirement Weekend. Of course the guy drank truckloads of booze, went bar hopping at Philly's finest establishments and even was allowed to grace some chick named Jill Marie with his throwing hand on her left breast. Yes, we're still waiting for the shirtless dancing pics from early Saturday morning. Breast grab will have hold over you guys. JUMP!