Brian McNamee is testifying today in the Roger Clemens and it got us wondering what the admitted steroid injector has been up to lately. Come to find out, B Mac has actually been busy in the entertainment industry. It seems he got a gig as a guest referee at a recent Hulk Hogan midget wrestling event in Massachusetts. Yes, there are pics of McNamee and the midgets. Yes, this Clemens-McNamee story just won't go away. JUMP!
Just look at the head of hair on that kid. Insane. Our love affair with Rangers fan rolls along with this chick showing off her drinking abilities on Mother's Day. Hey, if mom wants to pound a few of those Platinum bottles during an ESPN broadcast with her adoring son, go for it. Have four. In NBA news, the national tragedy that is the first round can be put to bed. Your Lakers & Clippers are through to the semis. This guy is officially booked for May. Let's get rolling!
John Axford, of the Milwaukee Brewers, blew a save last night and also had to take his pregnant wife to the hospital because she was going into labor. Not only was his excuse for not talking to media completely valid, but his note was absolutely hilarious. The Milwaukee Brewers ended up beating ended up beating the Chicago Cubs in 13 innings but it only went into extra innings because of the blown save. HT Deadspin. JUMP!
Add another level of awesomeness to the legend of Bryce Harper thanks to his antics last night. Why was Harper bleeding above his eye during an at-bat? Why was there blood trickling down his face while he was in the outfield? Somebody got p*ssed off after an AB and went nuts with a bat. Somebody isn't coming out of a game for stitches. JUMP!
And Josh Beckett acts like a d*ck to media when they ask about how he spends his 18 off days per MLB season. How about what happened to Marlins catcher Brett Hayes yesterday on the Florida Turnpike. As you can see from the tweet, Hayes watched a dude with a gun walk by his car and that guy eventually shot two officers before shooting himself. Suck it, Becket. JUMP!
Once again, it's the Los Angeles Dodgers who keep landing hot chick superfans. You never seem to see a Playboy Playmate of the Year rooting for the Atlanta Braves or Detroit Tigers. Yesterday, it was announced that Jaclyn Swedberg has been named the 2012 PMOY and, yes, she owns a Dodgers hat and has no issue wearing it in public. Just once, give us a PMOY who gets naked in a Mariners jersey. Or Padres. Or Rockies. Mix it up, hot chicks. JUMP!
Poor Josh Beckett. The guy has pretty much ended his career in Boston thanks to his press conference last night after getting drilled by the Cleveland Indians. The right-hander's line: 2.1 innings, 7 H, 7 ER, 2 HRs and his ERA ballooned to 5.97. Twitter exploded once Beckett sat down to answer questions & was asked about playing golf before missing a start. Josh explained that he only gets 18 days off per season. JUMP!
This is a total bitch move by Albert Pujols' teammate Erick Aybar after last night's Angels victory over the Twins. The guy was coming off a two hit night, raised his BA to .198 and has to take this kind of shit from some scrub. Totally uncalled for. What are we talking about? Watch what happens in the Angels team handshake line. If there was ever a reason to beat a teammate's ass, this would be it. JUMP!
You've heard of Little League coaches attacking umpires over bad calls. How about an umpire (allegedly) attacking a coach over bitching about a bad call? Police in Piscataway, N.J. say a 21-year-old ump unloaded on a coach who dared complain about a strike call when a pitch bounced in front of the plate. That's right, bloodied his face. The guy arrested? A Rutgers student who likes MMA. JUMP!
Told you guys that Front Row Ashley was going to be unleashed today in Milwaukee. All we kept getting was shit from Brewers fan who doesn't know a good time when it smacks him in the face. Just look at this guy sitting next to Ashley. BEST GAME EVER! You can follow along or ask Ashley a silly question like "Where are the keys to the batter's box?" #TweetHerSeat
What gets Dick Enberg excited during yet another San Diego Padres game? A young guy with a foul ball in his beer who then decides the proper response is to chug said beer. That was exactly what happened last night at Petco or whatever they're calling the new Jack Murphy these days. Dick sits through inning after inning of boring Padres baseball and suddenly he has something to perk him up. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! JUMP!
By now you've heard Josh Hamilton had one of the best hitting nights in MLB history, going 5-for-5 with 4 dongs, a double, 8 RBI and 18 total bases. Let us check the record books real quick....yeah helluva night. Anyway, of course Twitter exploded with coke, shots & beer jokes. Some bros even threw in a few hooker one-liners. We were especially smitten with snorting coke off hooker ass jokes. Fun! JUMP!
First of all, solid offensive performance by the 76ers last night against the Bulls in Game 5. 32% from the field, 70% from the line and 69 points. Evan Turner's line: 2-of-7, 4 TO & 4 points. It almost seemed like something was bothering him. Poor, poor night for Philly as a whole. The 76ers lose, the Flyers get knocked out of the NHL playoffs & the Phillies lose to the Mets, giving them last place in East. Let's get rolling!
So it seems Ozzie Guillen is finished being quiet about the Fidel Castro fiasco and will take out his anger on Houston sports radio hosts. Up first, Paul Gallant. This bro had the balls to ask Ozzie if the firestorm back in Miami had settled down. Pretty straightforward question and seemed innocent enough. A simple, "Yeah, you know, I think things are much better. Now we just need to start winning some baseball games," would suffice. Nope, Ozzie went nuts. JUMP!
A few weeks ago while doing research on the First Lady of Milwaukee baseball, we noticed that the infamous Front Row Amy was selling her seat to several Brewers games. She wouldn't be attending. Had other plans. Suddenly the idea popped into my head. What if we replaced Front Row Amy with a hot chick of our choosing? How would Milwaukee react to a Playboy model sitting in Amy's seat? Would there be a revolt? Let's find out on Wednesday against the Reds! JUMP!
Via: Police said that a man in his 20s to early 30s, approximately 6 feet tall with a mustache and goatee and wearing a Boston Red Sox hat and dark hooded sweatshirt – entered the lobby at approximately 1:47 p.m. and handed the teller a note demanding money. He then fled with an undetermined amount of cash in a 1995 lime green Plymouth Neon with a loud exhaust. The plates on the vehicle were identified as NH registration: 2010210.