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  • Miami Marlins Catcher Brett Hayes Watches Madman Walk By His Car With Gun

    Miami Marlins Catcher Brett Hayes Watches Madman Walk By His Car With Gun

    And Josh Beckett acts like a d*ck to media when they ask about how he spends his 18 off days per MLB season. How about what happened to Marlins catcher Brett Hayes yesterday on the Florida Turnpike. As you can see from the tweet, Hayes watched a dude with a gun walk by his car and that guy eventually shot two officers before shooting himself. Suck it, Becket. JUMP!

  • Playboy Playmate Of The Year Jaclyn Swedberg Is A Dodgers Fan [PHOTOS]

    Playboy Playmate Of The Year Jaclyn Swedberg Is A Dodgers Fan [PHOTOS]

    Once again, it's the Los Angeles Dodgers who keep landing hot chick superfans. You never seem to see a Playboy Playmate of the Year rooting for the Atlanta Braves or Detroit Tigers. Yesterday, it was announced that Jaclyn Swedberg has been named the 2012 PMOY and, yes, she owns a Dodgers hat and has no issue wearing it in public. Just once, give us a PMOY who gets naked in a Mariners jersey. Or Padres. Or Rockies. Mix it up, hot chicks. JUMP!

  • 19 NFSW Josh Beckett Is A Chicken Wing Eatin’, Beer Drinkin’ & Golfin’ F*@*ing Bum Tweets

    19 NFSW Josh Beckett Is A Chicken Wing Eatin’, Beer Drinkin’ & Golfin’ F*@*ing Bum Tweets

    Poor Josh Beckett. The guy has pretty much ended his career in Boston thanks to his press conference last night after getting drilled by the Cleveland Indians. The right-hander's line: 2.1 innings, 7 H, 7 ER, 2 HRs and his ERA ballooned to 5.97. Twitter exploded once Beckett sat down to answer questions & was asked about playing golf before missing a start. Josh explained that he only gets 18 days off per season. JUMP!

  • Erick Aybar Trys To End Albert Pujols’ Baseball Career By Flicking His Elbow! [VIDEO]

    Erick Aybar Trys To End Albert Pujols’ Baseball Career By Flicking His Elbow! [VIDEO]

    This is a total bitch move by Albert Pujols' teammate Erick Aybar after last night's Angels victory over the Twins. The guy was coming off a two hit night, raised his BA to .198 and has to take this kind of shit from some scrub. Totally uncalled for. What are we talking about? Watch what happens in the Angels team handshake line. If there was ever a reason to beat a teammate's ass, this would be it. JUMP!

  • N.J. MMA Fan & Umpire David Delnegro Bloodies Coach With Punches, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff 'Em]

    N.J. MMA Fan & Umpire David Delnegro Bloodies Coach With Punches, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff 'Em]

    You've heard of Little League coaches attacking umpires over bad calls. How about an umpire (allegedly) attacking a coach over bitching about a bad call? Police in Piscataway, N.J. say a 21-year-old ump unloaded on a coach who dared complain about a strike call when a pitch bounced in front of the plate. That's right, bloodied his face. The guy arrested? A Rutgers student who likes MMA. JUMP!

  • Front Row Ashley Is In Milwaukee & Making The Old Coots Smile [PHOTOS]

    Front Row Ashley Is In Milwaukee & Making The Old Coots Smile [PHOTOS]

    Told you guys that Front Row Ashley was going to be unleashed today in Milwaukee. All we kept getting was shit from Brewers fan who doesn't know a good time when it smacks him in the face. Just look at this guy sitting next to Ashley. BEST GAME EVER! You can follow along or ask Ashley a silly question like "Where are the keys to the batter's box?" #TweetHerSeat

  • Padres Fan Pounds Beer With Foul Ball Floating In His Suds [VIDEO]

    Padres Fan Pounds Beer With Foul Ball Floating In His Suds [VIDEO]

    What gets Dick Enberg excited during yet another San Diego Padres game? A young guy with a foul ball in his beer who then decides the proper response is to chug said beer. That was exactly what happened last night at Petco or whatever they're calling the new Jack Murphy these days. Dick sits through inning after inning of boring Padres baseball and suddenly he has something to perk him up. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! JUMP!

  • 23 Most Inappropriate Josh Hamilton 4 HR Twitter Celebration Ideas: Coke, Hookers & Shots!

    23 Most Inappropriate Josh Hamilton 4 HR Twitter Celebration Ideas: Coke, Hookers & Shots!

    By now you've heard Josh Hamilton had one of the best hitting nights in MLB history, going 5-for-5 with 4 dongs, a double, 8 RBI and 18 total bases. Let us check the record books real quick....yeah helluva night. Anyway, of course Twitter exploded with coke, shots & beer jokes. Some bros even threw in a few hooker one-liners. We were especially smitten with snorting coke off hooker ass jokes. Fun! JUMP!

  • Evan Turner’s Poor Game 5 Exacerbated By Jersey Chaser Eyeballing The Road Beef [Morning Twitpic]

    Evan Turner’s Poor Game 5 Exacerbated By Jersey Chaser Eyeballing The Road Beef [Morning Twitpic]

    First of all, solid offensive performance by the 76ers last night against the Bulls in Game 5. 32% from the field, 70% from the line and 69 points. Evan Turner's line: 2-of-7, 4 TO & 4 points. It almost seemed like something was bothering him. Poor, poor night for Philly as a whole. The 76ers lose, the Flyers get knocked out of the NHL playoffs & the Phillies lose to the Mets, giving them last place in East. Let's get rolling!

  • Audio: Ozzie Guillen Telling Radio Guy To “Grow Up Motherf*cker”

    Audio: Ozzie Guillen Telling Radio Guy To “Grow Up Motherf*cker”

    So it seems Ozzie Guillen is finished being quiet about the Fidel Castro fiasco and will take out his anger on Houston sports radio hosts. Up first, Paul Gallant. This bro had the balls to ask Ozzie if the firestorm back in Miami had settled down. Pretty straightforward question and seemed innocent enough. A simple, "Yeah, you know, I think things are much better. Now we just need to start winning some baseball games," would suffice. Nope, Ozzie went nuts. JUMP!

  • Milwaukee, We Are Replacing Front Row Amy With Front Row Ashley – TODAY!

    Milwaukee, We Are Replacing Front Row Amy With Front Row Ashley – TODAY!

    A few weeks ago while doing research on the First Lady of Milwaukee baseball, we noticed that the infamous Front Row Amy was selling her seat to several Brewers games. She wouldn't be attending. Had other plans. Suddenly the idea popped into my head. What if we replaced Front Row Amy with a hot chick of our choosing? How would Milwaukee react to a Playboy model sitting in Amy's seat? Would there be a revolt? Let's find out on Wednesday against the Reds! JUMP!

  • Fuzz Looking For Red Sox Fan/Bank Robber Driving 1995 Lime Green Neon! [Cuff 'Em]

    Fuzz Looking For Red Sox Fan/Bank Robber Driving 1995 Lime Green Neon! [Cuff 'Em]

    Via: Police said that a man in his 20s to early 30s, approximately 6 feet tall with a mustache and goatee and wearing a Boston Red Sox hat and dark hooded sweatshirt – entered the lobby at approximately 1:47 p.m. and handed the teller a note demanding money. He then fled with an undetermined amount of cash in a 1995 lime green Plymouth Neon with a loud exhaust. The plates on the vehicle were identified as NH registration: 2010210.

  • And The Parents Wonder Why Their Kid Gets His Ass Lit Up In Gym Class [Morning Twitpic]

    And The Parents Wonder Why Their Kid Gets His Ass Lit Up In Gym Class [Morning Twitpic]

    For the sake of this post we'll pretend that is a Justin Bieber wannabe at last night's Braves-Cubs game. The stupid hat would normally be overlooked but then you go and bring the claw paws to the park just to get on TV. Deserve to be picked last for kickball. In NHL news, how about those NY Rangers? They tie the game with 6.6 seconds left in regulation and beat the Caps in OT. Of course it sent the tabloids into a frenzy. Rangers-Kings Stanley Cup sounds decent. Let's get rolling!

  • 16 NSFW Cole Hamels Is A Bitch Tweets Via Bryce Harper Plunking

    16 NSFW Cole Hamels Is A Bitch Tweets Via Bryce Harper Plunking

    This is where we talk about Cole Hamels trying to lose the giant pussy street cred he's built up via multiple pussy photoshoots over the last few years. It's where Cole proves he's an old school, Bob Gibson style pitcher who doesn't like young punks like Bryce Harper walking into his sport and going balls to the walls. So of course Hamels thinks plunking Harper is the way to welcome him to the game. Guess who went on to steal home on Hamels? JUMP!

  • Solid Effort By Mariano Rivera Chasing Down This Fly Ball; ACL Damage! [Morning Twitpic]

    Solid Effort By Mariano Rivera Chasing Down This Fly Ball; ACL Damage! [Morning Twitpic]

    The poor, poor Yankees just can't get a break this year. Mariano Rivera, you might have heard, was carried off the field in Kansas City last night during batting practice after tearing his ACL while chasing down a meaningless fly ball. The big question is if this is a career ender. “I don’t want it any other way. I was doing what I love to do, shagging I love to do,’’ said Rivera. Wait, what the hell did he just say? Anyway, it's Kentucky Derby weekend. Let's get drunk!

  • 15 Greatest White Guy Twitter Reactions To Tim Welke’s Blown Call

    15 Greatest White Guy Twitter Reactions To Tim Welke’s Blown Call

    Nothing gets white guys fired up like a blown call in a worthless baseball game in May. Sure, Tim Welke had a bad angle in the top of the 6th last night when he called Jerry Hairston out with Todd Helton about two feet off the bag. Looked horrible in real-time and looked even worse on replay. The Rockies eventually won and of course white guys went totally berserk on Twitter. Like ripping sh*t off the walls mad. One guy even used "heck" in his tweet. JUMP!

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