Who lives in the Detroit area, is a Tigers or Yankees fan, reads Busted Coverage or Guyism and likes FREE Captain Morgan Black rum? We went out and put together what we hope will be a giant bash on June 1 before the Tigers-Yankees game. Hell yes we talked Captain Morgan to start serving your asses at 4 p.m. and going right to first pitch at Comerica. Don't say we never give back to our loyal readers. DETAILS - JUMP!
What has former Braves closer John Rocker been up to all these years after he became a hero to rednecks, Republicans & hate mongers? Well, there was the baseball comeback in 2005 and some work in real estate. In other words, he's been living off the $5,000,000 he made during his baseball career. And stewing with hate towards President Obama. And immigrants. And pretty much every other talking point you can think of. JUMP!
Top sign you might want to start cutting back on the draft beers & tasty San Francisco treats? Your giant melon gets smacked straight in the grill - on live TV - by a rogue piece of paper during a Diamondbacks-Giants game. True, the wind isn't nearly as bad at Pac-Bell as it was at Candlestick, but yesterday was an exception. Trash flying all over. Just hot dog wrappers PWNING your ass like a BOSS. Straight into the fat melon. JUMP!
Nope, not even going to waste time uploading a video to YouTube only to have the MLB voice censors block it in the United States. Instead, you're getting screencaps of fatty at today's Rays-Sox game going for this foul ball in the bottom of the 3rd. Just your normal foul ball until tubby bends over to get that souvenir. Look, you fat slobs, ever hear of a belt? We don't want to see your disgusting fatty underwear. Got it, bub? JUMP!
Those of you watching today's Rays-Sox game already knew there was some drama between these two teams on this Wednesday afternoon. Those of you at work don't know that Hawk Harrelson went absolutely nuts in a verbal assault on umpire Mark Wegner after he ejected pitcher Jose Quintana threw behind Ben Zobrist. Take a listen at Hawk going off the rails. JUMP!
We continue to be amazed by Ryan Braun's girlfriend Larisa Fraser & the lack of knowledge fans have for the hottest girlfriend in baseball. She still only has 2,400 'Likes' on Facebook. Doesn't use Twitter. Doesn't have a personal website. It's as if she's trying to fly under the radar as a lingerie model. It boggles our minds. Now she's out with new pics from the BronPrix lingerie line. It's a UK company. Companies in the U.S. – what are you waiting for? JUMP!
Via: A woman was stabbed several times in the neck Tuesday evening during a T-ball game at Meadow Elementary School outside of Benson, according to the Johnston County Sheriff's Office. The victim, whose name was not released, was taken to WakeMed. Her boyfriend, Kendall Basker, 23, was arrested at the scene, authorities said. The couple has three children together. She obviously didn't have a sammich ready when he got home from work. Lesson learned.
By the way, when did they start serving those giant margarita yard cups at NBA games like they do in downtown Vegas? You let grandma slam a couple of those and she's gonna ride Tony Parker like a mechanical bull. In other NBA news, the Spurs take a 2-0 lead and have like 20 straight wins. Um, they shot 55% from the field. In MLB news, Reds 3B Todd Frazier saved a guy's life on Tuesday. Some dude nearly choked to death on a steak tip. Let's get rolling!
No need to sugarcoat it, the Cubs suck big nuts this year. 11 games out. Worst team in baseball. The only reason to even pay attention to the team is to watch drunken Cubs fan get drunk and of course watch a home run shot bounce off his hand and onto Waveland. For example, yesterday featured such a bro and his pack of bro buddies. Cubs bro showed up on Memorial Day wearing his special tank top. JUMP!
It was just 2010 on Twitter when Jose Canseco announced to the world that he was broke, landlords had kicked him out of his residence and his life was a financial mess. His financial life in 2012 isn't better. He recently told a reporter that bankruptcy was in his future this year since he owes the IRS $1.1 million. But, there he was last week at Foxwoods Casino at the poker table. Picking his teeth with his fingers. Acting fidgety. On camera. JUMP!
So much anger amongst these Braves fans. Kinda feel sorry for the dude who's getting the shocker sign from Dale Jr. Might've been a helluva ass whippin' last night outside Fulton County Stadium (via @BrianEckstein). In NHL news, the Stanley Cup Finals begin on Wednesday night (8 p.m. EST, NBC). In MLB news, Barry Bonds wants back into baseball. What's he do on a daily basis? Watches cycling, track & the Giants. Straight from his mouth. Let's get rolling!
Jose Canseco took to Twitter today to start the campaign for him to be voted into the All Star Game. This isn't the first time that Canseco has taken to Twitter for crazy things. He has also tried to find chicks to date through that medium. I highly recommend that you check out the responses to this tweet. Will Jose Canseco make it into the MLB All Star Game? Probably not, but crazier things have happened. JUMP!
Remember the Mother's Day umpire video that "blew up" the Internet a couple weeks ago and was discovered by Busted Coverage? Yeah, well it seems we have another umpire that's just a day or so away from fame on SportsCenter, the front page of Yahoo, sites like Reddit, the Daily Mail, etc. Say hello to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Umpire. How can't this guy be the newest Internet umpire celebrity with a strike three looking call like this?
We've now made it to Memorial Day weekend and figured it was time to check in with our MLB WAGs To Watch in 2012 list. There have been WAGs dealing with injuries, WAGs dealing with slumps and even one WAG dealing with her MLB meal ticket (Brett Lawrie) being suspended for throwing his helmet and hitting an umpire. We've had a WAG breakup & a surprise rookie WAG come out of nowhere (Ann Lux). Jump!
You know how they get the Memorial Day weekend started in Chicago at a Sox game? Mother****ing Snoop D-O-G-G throwing out the first pitch. Not some guy who lost a leg and arm in Basra. No, with the Godfather of Pimping®. Not going to lie, the soldiers can wait until Sunday/Monday when Snoop is available to get your Thursday night party started. Anyway, in NBA news, we have no idea who won last night's game. Wrote this up before the end of the game. Let's get rolling!
Tonight's 7th inning at Busch Stadium was quite the party for Naked Streaker Guy who, as you can see, went on an epic NSFW run around a usually docile ballpark when it comes to bare ass. According to @tweetldee, streaker dude made it all the way around the outfield before these huge bros jumped on his bare ass. Look, if you're going streaking, why not blast the balls right in Skip Schumaker's face? More pics - JUMP!