We continue to not be impressed by the Matt Cain perfect game. However, it's understandable that baseball dorks would be impressed by a power pitcher dominating a AAA lineup. Nope, it'll be impossible to walk into a bar for 30 years without some hippie bro saying he was at Pac Bell last night. For those of you who want to professionally act like you were in attendance, go to eBay right now and drop $125 on an $8 ticket stub.
Why would Barry Zito want to sell his house that's actually called the Villa Della Pace which has a romantic view of mountains and leafy valleys? Simple, the place has to be extremely boring. Can you imagine being a guy who likes going to grungy bars, expensive restaurants and then having to go home to this place? Not me. Maybe one of you idiots wouldn't mind spending $42,000 a month on this mortgage. JUMP!
Now 60+ games into the 2012 MLB season, there are some disturbing trends developing that make us think that there will be certain cities actually paying attention to baseball in late August & September. Take Pittsburgh, for example. The Pirates are four games over .500, a game back from the first place Reds and two games in front of the Cardinals. As for the WAGs, some ladies have dealt with injuries & others are enjoying breakout seasons. Time to check-in. JUMP!
Via: 53 year old Garrett Douthit had been an umpiring for about three weeks before his arrest. Douthit is a disabled veteran who says he took the job as an umpire to help support his family. Former Havelock Police Chief, Mike Campbell, is a booking agent for Balls and Strikes and says Douthit passed a background check to become an ump. Doesn't look like a pot head to us. And kudos go out to WNCT for using "shrooms" in its headline. Love it.
Of course we sent out the i-Team to figure out what the hell was going on with MLB umpire Manny Gonzalez during Saturday's Angels-Rockies game. BC first learned that there was a drippy issue via a Mike Trout YouTube video. However, after closer examination of MLB.tv files, it seems Gonzalez went from dry in the 1st inning to a giant puddle by the 6th. It was 88 & sunny at first pitch. JUMP!
Over the weekend, the CMA Music Festival was held in Nashville, and thankfully the activities comprised of more than just crappy country music. One of the all-time great WAG's, Carrie Underwood, took to the fields for the City of Hope Softball Challenge, and obviously looked good while doing so. Naturally, this got our attention and made us think up some of the other sexy celebrity softball moments...39 of them to be exact! Check them out after the JUMP!
So I open the BC mailbox this morning and have some stupid spam message from MLB.com with 'Adam Lambert' in the subject line. First reaction is to see why MLB.com has any affiliation with Adam Lambert. Next thing I know Lambert and his band are ripping off a set inside the MLB Fan Cave. Look, MLB deserves 92% of the bashing it gets from BC. This time these assholes are asking for it. What, Flock of Seagulls wasn't available? Do better, MLB. Do better. Let's get rolling!
Nick Swisher was coerced into covering Carly Rae Jepsen's song "Call Me Maybe". Pretty much every sports team has covered this song. This should have stopped when the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders did their rendition of the song which was filled with hot chicks and was done professionally. UNC's Women's Lacrosse team did a decent cover with some hot chicks. These need to stop being made unless it's by Kate Upton in a bikini. JUMP!
This type of baseball fan is the worst. @Dan_Deo just happened to be watching the Dbacks-A's game last night and the camera bro found stupid. Yeah, this moron takes interleague to the next level by cheering for both teams. So he doesn't go home unhappy either way. This is what is happening to our children, America. One giant pussy who can't make a decision. In NBA news, you get Game 7 tonight at 8:30 on ESPN. If there was ever a MUST-WATCH game, this is it. Let's get rolling!
Jeff Manship is a Twins pitcher. Just a reliever trying to make it in professional baseball. Not bothering anybody. He's 27 and has been getting cups of coffee in the Majors over the last four years with the Twins. By now you'd think someone could spell his name. And then the guy put on his roadie jersey last night in Kansas City. Spelling error and all. JUMP!
Imagine being this umpire working the plate during a Worcester vs. New Jersey Can-Am indy league game. It's June 3. A Sunday. Your ass is working the Cam-Am league because A-ball didn't have a spot. In other words, your umpiring life sucks balls. But, you do get to call a game that includes Jose Canseco. Of course this is a big moment. The chance to call a pitch that appears to be low and outside a strike. JUMP!
God bless Pete Rose. I remember growing up in Dayton, Ohio in the early 80s, learning how to play baseball and being mesmerized by the only guy who gave maximum effort and didn't give a damn who got in his way was Charlie Hustle. Loved that. And then those stupid bums at MLB had to go and ruin the fun. Flash-forward to this past weekend in Vegas where @Drew_Hallett spotted our hero in his element - a Vegas sportsbook. JUMP!
Some guy on eBay has spent like 2 1/2 years trying to find a sucker willing to drop $75,000 on this Barry Bonds ticket collection. Ticket bro is still missing 399 tickets from the 2986 games Bonds played in so you don't get a complete set. See, this is why baseball dorks are always white, middle-aged and booky. You ever see a black dude dropping money on stupid shit like a Bonds ticket collection? Hell no you don't. Baseball dying one dead white guy at a time.
Kudos to Mets fan Rafael Diaz. If you're going to get arrested for running onto a field, make it a once-in-a-lifetime moment. Don't just run onto a field during the 5th inning of a Tigers-Yankees game. Wait until Johan Santana throws the first no-hitter* in Mets' history. Not only to you get to slap asses with R.A. Dickey & teammates, you also get a moneyshot on the front of the Post. Then you go to court on Sunday. JUMP!
Nothing is better than watching a baseball game and watching some idiot run onto the field. Well, during the New York Yankees-Detroit Tigers game, we got to see a guy run onto the field and give Nick Swisher a high five. Eventually the guards chased down this idiot and took him off the field. Pretty cool of Swisher to high five the guy. The New York Yankees ended up winning 5 to 1 against the Detroit Tigers. JUMP!
Hell no we never expected to see Tommy Lasorda & his FUPA at the Indy 500, let along on stage with some blonde sporting a decent rack & a tan. Realize this guy is now 84. Why was he at the Indy 500 at 84? Because someone likely paid him to be there. The guy had never been to the 500 in his 84 years. The smart play here from party organizers is to have a chick rubbing her rack on that FUPA. Keep the guests happy. Love it. (via @jenbeaver)