How great is Bryce Harper? Seriously, how great? The guy isn't even 20 yet and already has baseball by the nuts, just tickling your sack with his greatness. All-star game at 19? It should happen by Saturday at the latest. Anyway, BC reader @A_Kerala wants you guys to see what's going on with Harper's semi-tricked out Mercedes AMG. By the balls, people. JUMP!
Reader email from Ken in Coon Rapids, Minnesota: "You guys see the dumb Tigers broad flopping out her implants during 5th inn. of last night's game? Kid Rock's sister." Yep, went straight to our MLB TV account and there she was. Kid Rock's sister flopping out her boobs, but it sure looks like a bikini under that half-shirt to us. JUMP!
And the husband let her have the aisle seat. Ain't that some bullshit on the 4th of July? Of course the aisle is a man's domain. It's where he acts as an air traffic controller. The one who flags down the beer guy. The one who inspects the poon walking into his section. Grow a pair, dad. (via @Merredith). In NBA news, Steve Nash is headed to the Lakers, if you didn't hear. Here's how a guy with only 4,200 Twitter followers got 3,500 RTs out of the news. Insane. Let's get rolling!
Bryce Harper debuted his new Under Armour "Don't Be A Clown Bro" shirt during a MLB Network post-game interview this afternoon, but that wasn't the real highlight. The original Nats bro, Jayson Werth, interrupted the interview with a shaving cream pie to Harper's face. Yes, Bro Harper got clowned by Bro Werth and Internet bros totally lost it. Who's rushing out to get one of these shirts? JUMP!
We continue to beat the drum that if a hot chick wants to make it on the Internet these days, she has to get baseball themed pics into her portfolio. She should own the month of July. She should own the 4th of July. If you are a model and not in our 4th of July Baseball Babes gallery, there's a good chance your Internet modeling career is over. These ladies understand what men want on the 4th. Baseball. Skin. Bikinis. Jump!
Via: One man was shot and another hurt as he fled a robbery Monday at a Fort Worth game room, police said. The robbers, described as four men armed with two pistols, a shotgun and a rifle, are believed to be responsible for several other game room robberies, including two last month, Fort Worth robbery Sgt. Joe Loughman said. The latest robbery occurred about 4 a.m. Monday at the Big Ten Arcade. Know these punks? firstname.lastname@example.org
Hmm, wonder how Joslyn James feels about the new playoff system that obviously punishes Bama by making them play an extra game to win national titles? Love the new hair, by the way. Easy to maintain in the summer. (via @Joslyn_James). In MLB news, the Home Run Derby teams are set. What, you aren't pumped up to watch Mark Trumbo & Carlos Gonzalez (who?) go deep? Meanwhile, everyone is coming out of the closet this week. Let's get rolling!
And we have a new war between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia thanks to Tim McGraw's show at Heinz Field on Saturday. What happens when a fan hands Tim a Phillies jersey in honor of his father, Tug? Pittsburgh fans lose their s**t. Does it matter that the Pirates have sucked for 20 years? Nope. Tim was booed during a song that is a tribute to his father. JUMP!
The smell of hot dogs. The green grass. 45,000 fans on their feet in the 9th inning. Draft beer on a 90-degree day. It's that time of year when we suddenly forget - a little bit - about football and think about our youth when going to a baseball game meant autographs, ice cream batting helmets and the possibility that dad would cave to your cotton candy demands. Now we're all grown up and it's about baseball, beer & babes. Today we cover the babes. JUMP!
Roger Clemens turns 50 on August 4. Mid-life crisis time! So there was the Rocket this weekend, at Rice University, coaching some summer baseball in the coolest pair of camo cargo shorts you'll ever see on a guy who just beat the U.S. government in a perjury trial. Details on Clemens coaching gig are slim. That's not why we're here. The story has to be the camo shorts. And, do we detect new frosted tips? JUMP!
Of course we weren't glued to the MLB.tv account yesterday during the 7th inning of the Brewers-D-backs game when some (assuming) drunk guy decided to get cozy with Front Row Amy. The big news: shirtless guy was tweaking his nipple. Yes, we'd love to show you the video, but MLB goons have that lock on our YouTube account so you get screencaps of nip tweaker. JUMP!
Via: The FBI is searching for a suspect accused of robbing a Wells Fargo bank in southeast Houston Saturday morning. The man has been dubbed the ‘Abe Lincoln Bandit’ because of his distinctive beard. Around 11:35 a.m., the suspect entered the bank on 11102 Scarsdale and handed the teller a note demanding money. He then allegedly lifted his shirt to display a pistol stuck into his waistband. Scared to turn in Abe? We will: email@example.com
Just as us Americans celebrate July 4th as our national holiday of gaining our independence from those British assholes, Canada also has a similar day. It's called Canada Day & takes place each year on July 1. Gregg Zaun, a former Jays catcher turned broadcaster, might have been born in California, but he knows how to win over the hearts and mind of the maple leafers. Give them some Don Cherry on a blazing hot day in Toronto. Let's get rolling!
A reader once complained to us that we did way too many Baseball Cap Bank Robber Cuff 'Em stories and this guy couldn't understand why BC cared about some guy robbing a bank in a baseball hat. Today is the payoff. Today we sit back in our chair and exhale because this right here is why we get up in the morning. Humanity. To find a guy who accented his giant fake beard with a Phillies cap. JUMP!
Shall we start the morning with a *slow clap* for the Target Field security chick taking down streaker bro by the finger tips? I think we shall. Just look at this effort. You won't see that from a Minneapolis cop working OT at like $60/hr. Someone get this chick a raise. In other MLB news, how about this Aaron Hill kid. He hits for cycle for the 2nd time in two weeks. This guy now has four cycles in his baseball career. Let's get rolling!
Just 10 days ago Jose Canseco went on the Worcester Tornadoes disabled list to "take some time to heal my injuries," according to the disgraced Bash Brother. That was June 18 at 11:34 p.m. - on Twitter. Ironically, at 8:02 p.m., some Worcester local ran into Canseco playing a softball game. You know, because nothing helps heal injuries like swinging a softball bat. JUMP!