You know what's intimidating about the 20,000 sq. ft. house ARod is selling in Miami? (A.) The price (B.) Keeping the white walls clean (C.) The price (D.) Keeping finger prints off all the glass. (E.) That Cleveland Indians art on the wall. Seriously, in the history of BC, we've never seen an athlete house with this much glass. It's everywhere. Even the bathrooms have floor-to-ceiling glass. This place IS INSANE! JUMP!
Now, before I go any further, do realize that Donny Baseball hasn't owned this car since 2002, but it's still being promoted as Mattingly's old Corvair that he owned through the 1990s. Why did Mattingly own a junky Chevy convertible that was frowned upon by true car enthusiasts? Because southern Indiana chicks couldn't resist a baseball legend in a Corvair. It only has 110,000 miles! JUMP!
The following images of MLB team Facebook page status updates are 100% not Photoshopped. It seems a hacker attacked at least five accounts today with vicious messages that made it live. As you can see, the hacker(s) went to extremes to be brutally funny with a message like "F*ck Bill Murray" on the Cubs Facebook account. Oh, & Marlins fans, FREE Pitbulls! JUMP!
You might remember back in May when we were chasing Jose Canseco around Connecticut to keep tabs on how he was making and spending cash. We know of at least one night of gambling at Foxwoods while the guy owed the IRS $500,000+ because someone recorded Jose playing poker. Now comes word that he has officially filed for bankruptcy protection. JUMP!
You mean I can't get a bottle of water into a ballpark but this asshole can sneak a horse head mask by security? And how exactly does that happen? Into the Lexus luxury seats, to boot! (via @_JakeRussell) The big Olympic news this morning? An Aussie rower got bombed last night, damaged a shop, was taken to police HQ, hit his head and eventually went to the hospital. As for TV, you get Lochte & men's basketball. Let's get rolling!
And then there was new Derek Jeter girlfriend news. According to the NY Post, the Yankees legend is now dating lingerie model Hannah Davis. She's a Ralph Lauren model who has also spent time as a bra/underwear model. He's supposedly taking her to clubs and have supposedly been dating for several months. Guess how old Davis is. GUESS! She's twenty-friggin-two! Just Jeter being Jeter. The guy is brilliant. JUMP!
Busy watching the Olympics? There are other sports to worry about. Like baseball. Remember that sport? There was a fiasco last night surrounding the outcome of the Red Sox-Tigers game. The Red Sox had a 4-1 lead in the sixth inning when the rain really started to worsen. An hour and 45 minutes later, the game was called. Seems routine, right? Wrong. The Tigers had the bases loaded, tying run on first, winning run at the plate! JUMP!
That Barry Bonds cycling post last night brought up old memories for BC Twitter followers. See, Bonds is now looking like he did in 1991, which brought up Bobby Bonilla's name from the crypt. That led to: "Is Bonilla still getting paid by the Mets?" Um, yes, and Bobby received check #2 this year of his 25-year run of $1,193,248.20 checks from the team for deferring his salary. That's Bobby at the 2012 all-star festivities - high on the hog. Let's get rolling!
Remember in late May when I told you someone on eBay was selling a very expensive bike that belonged to Barry Bonds? Yeah, that was the same post where I told you Bonds is becoming something of a bicycling freak. Now comes word that Bonds over the weekend was bicycling around Aspen. How much does he weigh now? The guy in the neon green shirt is 6-5, 185. Bonds was said to be 6-2, 228 in 2007. JUMP!
You need any further evidence that the craziest bastards live in Florida? This should end the competition. Meet Ronald Brown. Yes, he's a complete loser. He's been a complete loser for a long time. Yes, he walks around with that horrible rug on his head. Yes, Ron has enjoyed his time as the Tampa Rays puppeteer. He even uploaded a Facebook photo of himself working a Rays game. It just happens that Ron allegedly wanted to eat children. JUMP!
In case you missed the news, the Yankees are in Seattle and decided to trade for Ichiro and his 2,500 career hits (in just 12 years). And just like that, the guy was suiting up for the Yanks and going 1-for-4 against his old team. Don't be sad for Ichiro and his dwindling career. The guy is making $17,000,000 this year in the final year of his contract. We're talking $129M in career earnings. In Olympics news, Usain Bolt says he's going to run a 9.4 100m. Let's get rolling!
Shaving anything onto yourself is a huge commitment and takes a lot of time. Well, this guy just took the shaving game to the next level with this Joe Mauer back shave that includes his number. Thanks to Brian Floyd and @cjzero for catching this absolute train wreck of a shave and bringing it to our attention. If this guys wants to shave "Mauer 7" on his back, he should be able to, because this is America. USA! USA! USA! It's not like he did a bad job on it. He went all in. You gotta respect that. JUMP!
Johnny Damon of the Cleveland Indians made an amazing dive in the stands and also seemed to make some friends in the process. This girl seemed pretty interested in him even though she didn't put her cell phone or her beer down. The guys around him look completely psyched too. We got a guy that looks like a huge NASCAR fan and a guy with a camouflage hat. You can check out the GIFs here. Enhanced image after the JUMP!
Here's what we know about Brewers' superfan Front Row Amy: she really doesn't give two sh*ts what you guys say about her. Just doesn't care. Still goes to Brewers games. Still sits in that Row 1, Seat 5 seat. 50+ games a year. And now, thanks to a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel fluff feature, commentors are destroying her on a variety of subjects.JUMP!
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don't have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We'll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It's a win-win. Full story – JUMP!
Roger Clemens is officially back. Sure, there was the BC report a couple weeks ago about the camo cargo shorts he wore to his son's baseball game. But this weekend Rocket took his swag to the next level over the weekend at the East Cobb baseball complex in Marietta, Georgia. His son was in town for a 17U tournament. The guy seemed to be kinda quiet after his perjury acquittal, but now the swag is back. Just look at that belt. JUMP!
Of course we're excited over the news of Pete Rose and his girlfriend Kiana Kim getting a reality show on TLC. It's like sports' version of Ice T & Coco T. Tell me you're not excited to see how Pete manages a life with an Asian chick with giant boobs and personality. That's the show right there. Week after week. Don't forget that Pete is 71-years-old. We expect multiple TVs showing sulky horse racing & the MLB package. JUMP!
The Kate Upton-Justin Verlander saga just gets better and better. Here's the Minneapolis-St.Paul Fox affiliate trying to run all-star game highlights but end up showing Kate Upton's Cat Daddy instead. Was this planned? Probably. You know those wacky kids at Fox, always looking to spice up the news with a then-19-year-old shaking her ass on the News at 9. JUMP!
Our friends at It's Always Sunny In Detroit stopped by a suburban Detroit gym last night and nearly had a heart attack when Kate Upton just happened to be in the same gym. That's right, Kate Upton is back in Detroit. Why? We assume because she's dating Justin Verlander. You might remember that the two shared some personal time before the all-star break by catching an Aerosmith concert & hanging at the bar. JUMP!