"Bouncer" Udong easily wins nickname of the year at the Little League World Series. How about this guy's summer? He goes from taking dumps in a Ugandan communal toilet to getting new sunglasses and a clean shirt at the Little League World Series. That's a helluva summer. In NFL news, someone on the Tampa Craigslist is claiming to be selling Keyshawn Johnson's old leather couch. Call Gene @ 813-850-1697. He says $500 takes it home. Let's get rolling!
It's unclear when this Yankees tailgating video was shot, but we'll guess it was over the weekend when the Red Sox were in town since that one bro already has his Ichiro shirt. If there's one thing we've learned over the years, it's that Internet gold usually occurs when House of Pain's 'Jump Around' is played at a tailgate. There's probably some dude at James Madison studying the song's effect on bro society. JUMP!
We've been trying to tell the Internet this summer that Roger Clemens couldn't pull himself away from baseball. There has barely been a weekend when The Rocket hasn't been at a baseball park watching his son play. Now comes word that Roger will be starting this Saturday for the indy league Sugar Land Skeeters. Oh, did we mention it's Human Fireball Night at the Skeeters park? You can get a ticket and a two-hour all-you-can-eat buffet for $37.50. JUMP!
How does Chris Perez entertain himself now that the Indians season is a waste and he's closing games just to keep his $4,500,000 salary rolling in? He gets in an f-bomb fight with an A's fan - just because it seems fun. You know this kind of A's fan. He shows up early for BP, finds a guy who's likely to jab with him and then acts like a d-bag. Perez not only obliges A's d-bag with a verbal fight, he has A's fan ejected. JUMP!
Kate Upton has been relatively quiet since it was learned that she and Justin Verlander were dating. It was July 10 when BC learned that Upton was officially partying with Verlander in Detroit. Then there was the July 18 news that Upton was joining a suburban Detroit gym. That's where the trail went cold. For the most part, she stopped using Twitter. JV & Upton weren't spotted at concerts. She kinda quieted down. Now we get Upton in a Tigers hat! It's back on! JUMP!
We're not sure if Jose Canseco's family is funneling memorabilia to dealers to get cash for the disgraced slugger who recently filed for bankruptcy. It just seems odd that an eBay seller is claiming this 1997 A's Booster Club banner came from Canseco's sister and that "Jose treasured this for many years." Yes, very strange. Jose would spend the '97 season in Oakland and have 122Ks in 108 games. At only $500 on eBay, how do you not buy this thing? JUMP!
Via: A suspect in as many as five armed robberies was arrested Thursday evening after a standoff outside his San Mateo County home that lasted nearly 10 hours, according to law enforcement. The suspect, Miguel Angel Caballero, 30, is suspected in as many as five armed robberies at businesses in the Redwood City area since Aug. 7. And to think he's going to miss watching Red Sox-Yankees tonight from his couch. Sucks, bro.
We're one day into the Little League World Series and Twitter is already dropping Jerry Sandusky jokes at an alarming rate. Like this from @Weave7 - jerry sandusky said he would admit to everything he did if they let him watch the little league world series
#truefan(.) For those not very good with geography, Sandusky's cell is only 55.6 from the Little League facility in Williamsport. In other baseball news, Andruw Jones used to make these plays. Let's get rolling!
Back in November, Boston Red Sox sideline reporter Heidi Watney left Beantown for greener pastures. She signed on to join Time Warner in Los Angeles, covering the Lakers. Pretty cushy job out in L.A., right? Apparently not good enough for Watney as she is reportedly already looking for new employment...via ESPN. Heidi may be your new First Take host! JUMP!
What's more embarrassing than getting caught digging a booger out of your nose at a baseball game? How about itching your junk at the end of an inning during a Phillies-Cardinals game last weekend. Kinda embarrassing, no? Bad case of jock itch or you dealing with poison ivy on the package? Ball girl causing a griz? When are people going to learn, you can't be itching your junk at a game without a camera catching it. JUMP!
Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay...
Kate Upton has been MIA and won't get into a bikini. Justin Verlander seems to have locked her down so instead you guys are stuck with Miranda Kerr...sucks, right? Miranda is the latest model to get a one-on-one shoot with photographer Terry Richardson. This guy is a real head-scratcher. The dude got Kate Upton to Cat-Daddy and now has Miranda Kerr pulling his pants down in front of the camera. JUMP!
From the moment the Red Sox announced the hiring of Bobby Valentine, things have been rocky. Sure he had his cute introductory press conference, but that was long forgotten after the dreadful start the Sox had to the 2012 season. Then it was the Youkilis falling out. Now this...on Tuesday the Red Sox players requested a sit down with ownership on the state of the team and Bobby V. Twitter went nuts and wants to see Bobby V get canned...like now! JUMP!
Ryan Howard is scheduled to make $118,000,000 over the next five years, and the Phillies 1B has already made $62,000,000 in his career. Quick math = $180 million. That would be over 12 years. If he stays healthy, The Big Piece could add a few million to that total. Figure he ends up cashing $200m in his baseball career. So what's a blogger to get Ryan Howard for his December wedding? We bought him a $7.99 washcloth. JUMP!
What's exciting to an Indians fan in a 14-1 drubbing from the Red Sox during Sunday's game? A foul ball. Here we have Cummins diesel biggin' thinking he's about to land himself a $20 MLB souvenir. Of course Affliction bro has to step in to grab the ball, leaving biggin' to fall into that Budweiser Patio fence. Cummins should be commended, though, for giving 110% for that ball. You won't see that effort from some coffee sipper in Seattle. JUMP!
You know what's intimidating about the 20,000 sq. ft. house ARod is selling in Miami? (A.) The price (B.) Keeping the white walls clean (C.) The price (D.) Keeping finger prints off all the glass. (E.) That Cleveland Indians art on the wall. Seriously, in the history of BC, we've never seen an athlete house with this much glass. It's everywhere. Even the bathrooms have floor-to-ceiling glass. This place IS INSANE! JUMP!